This story makes it sound like shopping for British reporters is a deliberate strategy, but you have to wonder how much of it is because legit US reporters want nothing to do with Bari and her obvious propaganda outlet. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

So close the borders and you can no longer get smoked brisket in Texas. Excellent advertising.

Having now watched this, my deepest wish is that Anthony Fauci sues the living fuck out of Navarro. I'm talking take him for everything and make him spend his golden years living under a bush.

This is going around and it's funny, but I think it's also a prewrite that got published accidentally. www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

He's fine.

Going to start an account satirizing America's obsession with class by doing stuff like implying someone claims to have working class-level income but really must be rich because she, like, eats at Chili's twice a week. It'll be hilarious. *puts finger to ear* Sorry, a bulletin is coming in now...

Everyone's missing that this picture was taken when Douthat was 22.

Dying.

Usually mob bosses are smart enough to not brag about how they control their neighborhoods by shaking down merchants.

I'm guessing her ego loves the idea of the paper she flounced out of under false pretenses of persecution a decade ago now recognizing she's important enough for a highly hype-able interview.

Good one, Olivia. What's next, the DSA fights exhaustion by getting a good night's sleep?

These people are so fucking annoying.

He's kind of right that Watergate would only be a 12-hour story today, but that's because we have like 17 Watergate-level scandals every day with this administration

WHO'S READY FOR SOME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD BASEBALL????

*rolls eyes so hard that my eyeballs pop out of my skull*

It's an overplayed comparison at this point, but hey, who remembers when Bill Clinton spent a few minutes saying hi to Loretta Lynch.

Just a reminder that in theory at least, this is supposed to be a two-week celebration for the entire country.

Good, maybe now my dad will listen to me when I try to tell him Carville is out of step with the party.

The Nazis tend to be white, so Bethany is going to give them a pass.

Going to start a running list of bills Trump threatens to not sign unless Congress passes SAVE first. So far I've got: -Section 702 of FISA renewal -bipartisan housing bill I'm sure there will be more.

Key-rect.

The idea that she's had a "successful career" in music and got this on the merits is utterly hilarious. She's released one EP with six songs three years ago and a handful of singles (again, none since 2023). She's a hobbyist at best.

Seek help.

I am not joking when I say the cops should search any crawlspaces in his house.

I would argue we don't know how durable it is yet. It hasn't been a big news story for more than a couple of weeks at most. Plenty of other stuff has been in the news that long over the last 18 months, we just forget because there has been so damn much of it.

"Good to see you"?

Yeah, they're not spending tens of billions in order to lose tens of billions. They really thought their ideas are way popular and it was the woke networks that were screwing up their own businesses by purposely suppressing them.

I am of course not a lawyer, but I doubt sentencing people to 50 years in prison because you don't like their ideology is going to hold up on appeal.

Again, someone waded into this water-filled pool in the dark of night to hack at the polyurethane coating on the stone bottom with a razor. I will not be taking questions at this time.

The Red Sox keep finding the most incredible ways to lose this year. It's almost impressive. If there is a World Series for losing, they're far and away the favorite.

"Are you now or have you ever been affiliated with algae or algae sympathizers?"

So you're saying that some determined antifa vandal didn't take a box cutter and cut a slit the length of a football field through the stone bottom of a water-filled pool?

Okay, a) I'll believe it when I see the inspectors on the ground, and b) PART OF THE JCPOA WAS A STRONG ON THE GROUND INSPECTION REGIME OF IAEA MONITORS, YOU FUCKING TURNIP.

Good god.

Not a dad, but: -recaulked a bathtub -tried to introduce my teen nephews to Neutral Milk Hotel (jury's still out)

NCIS: Reflecting Pool, brought to you by WeatherShield, the algae-resistant paint. WeatherShield! We'll keep algae ... at bay. Available at Sherwin Williams everywhere.

Apparently there is limitless space in the anti-anti-conservative contrarian lane.

Behold the master negotiator working his magic.

The Reflecting Pool speaks. www.wonkette.com/p/i-am-the-r...

James Watt-ass vice president.

I wonder if Kalshi has a market for how many of Elon's children will call him today.

I'd say let's all bum rush the pool like the hippies did in 1970 because they can't arrest all of us, but then I remembered that Nixon hadn't just turned it into a chemistry experiment.

Boy, she has gone so far around the bend she might lap herself.

They've got a few team stats like that this year, shit that hasn't happened since like 1934 or something. Just an historically bad season.

Call of Duty: Algae War

Man, JD Vance doesn't give a tinned shit about Israel. This is all about blaming them entirely for the Iran war in order to absolve Trump of any responsibility.

Oh sure, it's a simple branding problem.

All glory to Mr. Soros for funding the scientific research that led to the development of the super-algae.

I'm gonna miss Nancy Mace.

Bet he'll go away if I tell him I don't have any booze in the house.