"Call me crazy." I would never do that, but I would definitely call JVL either insane or so dumb that he probably shouldn't be allowed outside without a helmet.

Yes, phrasing it as 500% would be phrasing it differently than if you said 90%, we are truly but ants under a magnifying glass basking in the sun that is your genius, sir.

Ah, fuck.

Oh, he's definitely forfeited his security deposit.

The man is like a dog who has to piss on every single tree.

Republicans would have done this redistricting anyway, but the fact that it screws one of the guys they kicked out of the lege in 2023, only for the voters to send him right back, probably gives them an extra frisson of excitement.

The worst part of it is that I bet he really believes this.

Are we all getting punk'd?

Gorka really is something else.

Remember how Sarah Fitzpatrick said the first story resulted in a flood of new sources wanting to talk about Kash's drinking?

Obscene.

Every Nick Fuentes follower mashing the Buy button at the speed of light.

Nothing suspicious about the FBI raiding an outspoken Trump/GOP critic who led Virginia's redistricting effort days after voters passed it, no, nothing at all.

If he's not the dumbest person alive, he's at least in the top three.

Ah, does this make 200 times he has posted this same message in the last six weeks or 201?

It's wild to me that the GOP goes with this attack line when every person I know would see this picture and say, "Tacos!"

My dude, are you seriously throwing down with New Yorkers?

Think of it this way: if the money is available until September of 2029, we can use a chunk of it to pay for demolition.

What I like about this is the excitement to be in the Oval Office on those young faces . Truly, the man has a gift.

You can almost hear Alito giving an evil chuckle.

Warning Yitzhak Rabin that his personal security detail is dangerously lax.

Me hearing about Giuliani.

Heidecker does a really good Alex Jones impression. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...

Not that this is really worth the effort of answering because it's such bullshit, but the Constitution says nothing about the right to eat at Applebee's.

And think about how many of those 771 were insane wingnuts.

"Yes I lived in Tennessee where there have historically been serious race problems, but what you have to understand is that I also had my head so far up my own ass that it was rubbing against my colon."

Is his angle that if passive investors make money, it somehow doesn't count? Because that seems like an incredibly dumb thing he would believe.

I would not underestimate Susan Collins' chances no matter how popular Platner might be, but Republicans wouldn't be throwing this sort of money at her if they weren't worried.

If Ken Burns ever wants to redeem himself for the Civil War documentary, a long doc on Reconstruction could go quite a ways.

Cassidy shredded his credibility as a doctor to vote for RFK Jr. and this is (unsurprisingly) his reward.

Ah, well. Hilarious to watch Johnson preen over this incredible victory.

Isn't this what the Democrats were offering three months ago?

There are not enough bad words in English, or in all the languages spoken on the planet combined, to adequately express what a giant piece of shit Pete Hegseth is.

Alito saying he does not like dividing up the people of the world arbitrarily by race would be an all-timer anyway, but saying it on the day he finished gutting the VRA? Perfect. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/supreme...

This is the argument that always drives me nuts. Racism is over? Have you guys not been out of the house for 40 years?

It would have only taken a couple of weeks, but the agents could never brief Kash because he was always in a tequila-induced coma.

When this fails, they'll send a fully armed FBI SWAT team to confiscate every mattress in his house to see if he's torn the tag off any of them.

Guess I should get my renewal in now, before this goes through.

By this logic, every host of every news program or talk show at any network should be fired, and that very much includes Fox News.

Again, this should just be the easiest of midterm messaging: Republicans are cutting off support to the disabled to free up $400 million for Trump's gilded White House ballroom. It's a toxically unpopular position.

This is wild for Trumpists even by current degraded standards.

What a goddamn joke.

I'm a single-issue voter for 2029, and my issue is "Make Republicans cry by knocking down that fucking ballroom."

She should definitely meet some new people.

She looks like she's about to break into a Rodgers and Hammerstein medley.

Tell me you never watched even a minute of "Designated Survivor" without telling me etc. and so forth.

Probably this picture of my mom and her brother dressed as Mickey and Minnie Mouse in the early 50s.

Gotta love Norah O'Donnell saying "Oh, you think he was referring to you" like this is the first time that occurred to her.

They say crap like this anytime anything happens. They said it after Charlie Kirk was shot and they still say it about people being mean to Mitt Romney in 2012. There's no in-between.