I think the WH basically chooses the pool now, which means there's a good chance the person who wrote this is, like, the White House correspondent for the Gateway Pundit.

Every sentence in here is dumber than the last one. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

My God, the terrorists have discovered the scarf section at Macy's.

So annoying. Reversing all those EOs signed after a specific date wasn't about Israel, it was about sending a statement that the corruption and self-dealing of the Adams administration is over. That's the message here, or should be.

Bari is one of those people who used to watch "The Colbert Report" and not get that Colbert was doing a bit.

Matt Forney, no less.

The hell are these refs doing, just end the game.

This is how you do it.

There really is something perfect about Bernie with that heavy accent doing this while looking like some random dude who just wandered over from the nearest underground chess club.

ZIEGLER: Sir, the press has picked up on the napping thing. NIXON: Those bastards, [unintelligible]. They don't care if I look weak to our enemies. Tell them I'm blinking, they'll buy that, the sons of bitches. ZIEGLER: Sir, the Soviets [unintelligible] calling you "Sleepy Dick." NIXON: My God.

My impression for awhile is that Trump looks thinner, so now I have a lot of questions about why he might be losing weight with this diet.

A society of nothing but clout-chasing dumbfucks.

Bari also needs to learn about journalism, maybe she could sign them both up for a class at the Learning Annex.

Oh for fuck's sake.

LOL.

Since the Kennedy Center is trending, let me offer my own contribution to the discourse. www.wonkette.com/p/ric-grenel...

A few months ago, Trump authorized the CIA to conduct clandestine operations in Venezuela. Makes me wonder if there was some sort of covert, classified op that he just revealed the existence of because he's such a moron.

Giovanni Ribisi asked me for the time in the Virgin Records on Sunset, I reached for my pager (this was 1997 or '98), realized I had left it at home, and had to tell him that no, I did not have the time.

I'm guessing states will have standing to sue because this might cause disenfranchisement for people who vote by mail. So that will be fun.

Looks like they got the same guy who made Woody Harrelson's fake hand in "Kingpin."

A stake and several heads of garlic.

Who wants to tell him about the history of the rocketry that got us to the moon.

WINE FRIEND CRABS Yeesh.

Putin said the exact opposite yesterday, but sure, the sundowning sack of shit in the White House knows better. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

Fucking Steelers, man. Never fail to not rise to the moment.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

This whole shtick is so annoying. What was keeping MAGA from enjoying the arts before Trump was elected? Wasn't as if the Kennedy Center had a "no conservatives allowed into the ballet" policy.

What a whiny baby.

Everyone today, apparently.

Obviously we must ask the question on everyone's mind: is the baby her husband's or Elon Musk's?

We all joke, sort of, about how much we look forward to the day it happens, but the downside of it happening in the next three years is that this asshole takes over. At this point, I think it's a toss-up which would be worse at the job.

Jeffrey Dahmer commitment to his vegetarian diet held firm, albeit with a few exceptions.

Gee, maybe you shouldn't have fired half the DOJ, dumbass.

"The woke French left will get nuclear weapons and launch a first strike on the US" is a thought lodged in the vice president's brain.

In addition to everything else bad and evil about Miller, he's really, really stupid.

I like Nicholas Cage, but he is an exceedingly weird choice even with a believable fat suit.

All right, Grandpa, no more egg nog for you.

I cannot comprehend the mindset it takes to be this big of an asshole.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has become unstuck in time.

I can wave this gun around recklessly, I still have one good foot.

A lot of us Jews would not be alive today if there hadn't been people brave enough to hide us in their houses for years at a time, so yeah, I'd take this deal.

2025 just does not quit.

Too late, Bart. They are Kavanaugh stops forevermore.

Well okay, Kat, you write for the Free Press, which one of the three do you think it is.

I love that Bari's response to this was that 60 Minutes should try even harder to get the administration on the record.

Tucker is not making antisemites by ... taking an anti-Israel stance, which often gets conflated with antisemitism?

That tweet from DOJ might be the funniest thing they've tweeted all year.

"What if we designed a ship that looks like an Arleigh Burke-class destroyer had sex with a cybertruck?"

The proper response here, not that I'm going to Twitter to give them, is "Hey Ric, don't you have some ballet recitals to book or something?"