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I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
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Tim Onion
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word āhot dogā with ālittle boyā and āpizza partyā with āchild sex orgy,ā you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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"suzlberger"
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the Nazis are marching in Skokie again.
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ryan cooper
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heās right. cut the middlemen out of the equation and put everyone on Medicare
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Paul Fairie
6 days ago
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women š§µ
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The Daily Show
6 days ago
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM, STEPHEN MILLER DID NOT COME TO ANYONE'S AID, RESUME THE POSITION.
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6 days ago
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sheeit, even Stephen Miller is helping the guy (or looking for his carotid)
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Bree
7 days ago
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
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Doktor Zoom
7 days ago
at 47 seconds he very definitely says "MY corn!"
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Constantine
7 days ago
For those of us who've been paying attention, this has become what we expect, but for a lot of normies, this will read as Anne Frank level Nazi shit and it's breaking through.
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHTā¢ļø
7 days ago
Itās the little throwaways that kill me, every time, when I read
@evanhurst.substack.com
and
@wonkette.bsky.social
.
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social
, worth every damn dollar of my subscription.
www.wonkette.com/p/maga-tears...
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Last week I was on a long car ride and NPR had a loooong story (at least 15 minutes) about how tight the NJ governor's race was, interviewing tons of Latinos about "eh, maybe I'll vote for the bigot dude." It was very depressing! I hadn't listened to NPR in years before then. I'll continue not to!
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Cats and dogs living together ...
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9 days ago
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Laura Helmuth
9 days ago
One big reason to support
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social
is their Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead obituaries.
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Dick Cheney No Longer Still Undead
GTFO.
https://open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p/dick-cheney-no-longer-still-undead?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
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Ed Bott
9 days ago
Hall of Fame material.
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oh man this was one of my first Wonkette posts. "The heart is Mr. Cheney's first."
www.wonkette.com/p/vice-presi...
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Vice President Dick Cheney Still Undead
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, 71, has received a new heart, The New York Times reports.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/vice-president-dick-cheney-still-undead
9 days ago
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Should we vote for the ambitious crook lady or the grifty megachurch pastor for mayor of Detroit? Sure dude beat his wife, *but it was back in the 90s.*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon...
. Almost enough to make you vote for Jill Stein.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon_Kinloch_Jr
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L.A. TACO
11 days ago
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park.
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oh this is REAL BAD.
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11 days ago
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New milestone today! My mom, who lives with us, has now, as of this morning, forgotten who the president is. Which would be a blessing, except she keeps asking, and we keep having to tell her anew.
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David Waldman
11 days ago
Some of those cuts are going to be real stringy.
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š½LOLGOPš½
12 days ago
I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here. And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
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Trick or treating last night in Indian Village (I know), Detroit. VERY fancy mansion neighborhood, houses all done up, thousands of kids. "Free." "Take what you need." I might have cried a tiny.
12 days ago
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hooo fuck
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13 days ago
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no, that's just Brett Favre.
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13 days ago
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southpaw
13 days ago
Iām not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until itās defrosted.
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oh great we have to stick up for cenk uygur now
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13 days ago
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Rajan Narang
18 days ago
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to receive my vote because Iām very scared of the smiley brown man
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we got food stamps when I was a kid (waaaay pre-"SNAP" and "EBT"). I guess I'm one in two. Thanks, America, for all the food!
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18 days ago
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LongTimeš¤FirstTimešØāš»
19 days ago
ICE detains mother dropping off child at elementary schoolārefuses to even look at her U.S. legal papers. "What documents?" agent sarcastically repliesāholding up the folder. "The ones in your hands!" witnesses yell back. Madison Elementary School in Santa Ana, California.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda)
19 days ago
*monkey's paw curls
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Julia Carrie Wong
19 days ago
If you have to lie to make your point, you donāt have a good one. People responded completely differently to the Reddit posts and the tattoo, which is a result of the fact that there is a big difference between posting comments on the internet and inscribing a symbol on oneās body for decades.
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my unpopular opinion is I actually really hate criminals and think they fucking suck
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19 days ago
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Just literally what is wrong with people. (Please don't go at them, seriously. That's not my thing.)
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Not sure how I ended up the karen/becky here for saying Zohran Mamdani isn't a "carpetbagger," but what a couple of fucking assholes.
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Simon Pegg
20 days ago
An amazing list. Top drawer selection in here.
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Radley Balko
20 days ago
When Trump hears what Ronald Reagan said about immigrants heās going to have DOJ arrest him for mortgage fraud.
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they're not "young children" unless they're 35-year-old Republicans
www.idahostatesman.com/news/local/c...
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Rubber bullets, āanimal fighting,ā zip-ties: What we know about the Idaho ICE raid
Families told the Idaho Statesman that officers bound their 13- and 14-year-old kids. The FBI denied that āyoungā children were zip-tied.
https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/local/crime/article312617695.html#campaignName=boise_morning_newsletter
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Wonkette
20 days ago
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Be Like Dude! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 24, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/be-like-du...
By Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social
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Be Like Dude! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 24, 2025
Morning news roundup! Things to read!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/be-like-dude-tabs-fri-oct-24-2025
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Supreme Court reform, filibuster, ultramillionaires, etc, AND he's gay married. I like it. Has anyone seen him speak?
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20 days ago
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Alexandra Samios
20 days ago
see this brilliant post from
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@wonkette.bsky.social
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Trump Gets Away With Sh*tting On Half The Country Because That's The Whole GOP Platform Anyway
Name one Republican policy that isn't about hurting someone.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-gets-away-with-shtting-on-half
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Wonkette
22 days ago
It's your Wednesday morning news roundup! How Much Will You *Personally* Be Paying To Mr. President God-King Trump? Tabs, Wed., Oct. 22, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/how-much-w...
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How Much Will You *Personally* Be Paying To Mr. President God-King Trump? Tabs, Wed., Oct. 22, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-much-will-you-personally-be-paying
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Tim Onion
22 days ago
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
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he's underwater with GEN X, MY/THE WORST GENERATION????
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22 days ago
Mike Johnson would have a press conference simulcast across every news station. Wife inconsolable, kids hiding behind their parents, his parents with their wheelchair and canes looking shaky and terrified. They would have milked it for days then blamed radical left wing. It would be glorious.
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Chad Loder
22 days ago
"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
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US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
https://www.kktv.com/2025/10/21/us-marshal-shot-during-immigration-enforcement-operation-la-reports-say/
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so what y'all are saying is Letitia James purchased a home and let her grandniece and grandniece's children live there rent-free, and we're indicting her for it? Man, what a great lady.
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āAnna, Lindsey Halligan Here.ā
My Signal exchange with the interim U.S. attorney about the Letitia James grand jury.
https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna--lindsey-halligan-here?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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