Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

"suzlberger"

the Nazis are marching in Skokie again.

he’s right. cut the middlemen out of the equation and put everyone on Medicare

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

FALSE ALARM FALSE ALARM, STEPHEN MILLER DID NOT COME TO ANYONE'S AID, RESUME THE POSITION.

sheeit, even Stephen Miller is helping the guy (or looking for his carotid)

I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.

at 47 seconds he very definitely says "MY corn!"

For those of us who've been paying attention, this has become what we expect, but for a lot of normies, this will read as Anne Frank level Nazi shit and it's breaking through.

It’s the little throwaways that kill me, every time, when I read @evanhurst.substack.com and @wonkette.bsky.social. @wonkettemedia.bsky.social, worth every damn dollar of my subscription. www.wonkette.com/p/maga-tears...

Last week I was on a long car ride and NPR had a loooong story (at least 15 minutes) about how tight the NJ governor's race was, interviewing tons of Latinos about "eh, maybe I'll vote for the bigot dude." It was very depressing! I hadn't listened to NPR in years before then. I'll continue not to!

Cats and dogs living together ...

One big reason to support @wonkettemedia.bsky.social is their Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead obituaries. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

Hall of Fame material.

oh man this was one of my first Wonkette posts. "The heart is Mr. Cheney's first." www.wonkette.com/p/vice-presi...

Should we vote for the ambitious crook lady or the grifty megachurch pastor for mayor of Detroit? Sure dude beat his wife, *but it was back in the 90s.* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon.... Almost enough to make you vote for Jill Stein.

LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social

oh this is REAL BAD.

New milestone today! My mom, who lives with us, has now, as of this morning, forgotten who the president is. Which would be a blessing, except she keeps asking, and we keep having to tell her anew.

Some of those cuts are going to be real stringy.

I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here. And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.

Trick or treating last night in Indian Village (I know), Detroit. VERY fancy mansion neighborhood, houses all done up, thousands of kids. "Free." "Take what you need." I might have cried a tiny.

hooo fuck

no, that's just Brett Favre.

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

oh great we have to stick up for cenk uygur now

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to receive my vote because I’m very scared of the smiley brown man

we got food stamps when I was a kid (waaaay pre-"SNAP" and "EBT"). I guess I'm one in two. Thanks, America, for all the food!

ICE detains mother dropping off child at elementary school—refuses to even look at her U.S. legal papers. "What documents?" agent sarcastically replies—holding up the folder. "The ones in your hands!" witnesses yell back. Madison Elementary School in Santa Ana, California.

*monkey's paw curls

If you have to lie to make your point, you don’t have a good one. People responded completely differently to the Reddit posts and the tattoo, which is a result of the fact that there is a big difference between posting comments on the internet and inscribing a symbol on one’s body for decades.

my unpopular opinion is I actually really hate criminals and think they fucking suck

Just literally what is wrong with people. (Please don't go at them, seriously. That's not my thing.)

Not sure how I ended up the karen/becky here for saying Zohran Mamdani isn't a "carpetbagger," but what a couple of fucking assholes.

An amazing list. Top drawer selection in here.

When Trump hears what Ronald Reagan said about immigrants he’s going to have DOJ arrest him for mortgage fraud.

they're not "young children" unless they're 35-year-old Republicans www.idahostatesman.com/news/local/c...

Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Be Like Dude! Tabs, Fri., Oct. 24, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/be-like-du... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Supreme Court reform, filibuster, ultramillionaires, etc, AND he's gay married. I like it. Has anyone seen him speak?

see this brilliant post from @robynelyse.bsky.social from @wonkette.bsky.social today

It's your Wednesday morning news roundup! How Much Will You *Personally* Be Paying To Mr. President God-King Trump? Tabs, Wed., Oct. 22, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/how-much-w... By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

he's underwater with GEN X, MY/THE WORST GENERATION????

Mike Johnson would have a press conference simulcast across every news station. Wife inconsolable, kids hiding behind their parents, his parents with their wheelchair and canes looking shaky and terrified. They would have milked it for days then blamed radical left wing. It would be glorious.

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

so what y'all are saying is Letitia James purchased a home and let her grandniece and grandniece's children live there rent-free, and we're indicting her for it? Man, what a great lady. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...