Rebecca Schoenkopf
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I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
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Rachel (loves LA, always will)
2 days ago
When this administration tosses someone out like garbage… And they fight back in court and win… This administration gathers a small team and says, “Your entire reason for breathing is to see this one person suffer. It’s your only job. Just persecute *this one family* until you get some suicides.”
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Karen Attiah
2 days ago
Columbia cancelled my 2024 class on Race and Media, so I decided to teach it independently anyway. I made a conscious decision to include whiteness in discussions about race. What we learned is how much white people have been kept in the dark about white martyrs for civil rights.
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Rep. Doris Matsui
2 days ago
History is not just something we remember. It is something that teaches, and when we strip away the truth, we strip away all of the warnings that go along with it.
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Steve Cavendish
2 days ago
Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved. DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.
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Phil Yabut
2 days ago
Not sure why it doesn't specifically say so, but it's automatically set for the user's local time.
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it'd be cool if the Olympics schedule website included ... a time zone. Women's ice skating 7:35 ... OKAY 7:35 WHAT.
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lol kkkaroline "This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from The Lion King," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement to PEOPLE. "Please stop the fake outrage"
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hey
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wondering how this tracks
www.justice.gov/opa/pr/anti-...
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Anti-ICE Antifa member arrested on federal charges of Cyberstalking and Threatening Communications after allegedly calling for the murder and assault of federal immigration officers in Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS – Self-identified Antifa member Kyle Wagner was arrested today on federal threat and cyberstalking charges following alleged murder and assault threats against ICE, announced United States...
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/anti-ice-antifa-member-arrested-federal-charges-cyberstalking-and-threatening-communications
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*never be rude to my readers like that*. Is the AI just fucking over it? Is it SO HARD being the AI? IS IT NO LONGER FUN BEING THE WORD ROBOT?
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so somehow BY ACCIDENT, I turned on AI in my gmail. And it gives these little suggested responses that are completely my voice, like STOP IMPERSONATING ME. But now when people have a question it keeps saying "like I explained in the other email" when there *hasn't been another email* and I would
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when Ace bandages are outlawed wait WHAT THE FUCK
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like these Trump DOD chuds never even heard of Smedley Butler
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I've muted that thread, so if I'm ignoring you, it's because I'm ignoring you.
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ok but have you guys had Robitussin Night Severe Flu Honey? It's legit delicious.
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Tonight's muting was very belated.
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Congressman Greg Casar
5 days ago
You probably know that ICE agents shot Renee Good. You should also know what happened next.
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OH NO, WE'RE GETTING TOO POPULAR, AND EVERYBODY IS UNITED WITH US! TIME TO ALIENATE *FUCKING EVERYONE*.
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the agita about Will Stancil basically started (this time) with him letting reporters do ridealongs (with ground rules). That leftist spaces are so vehemently anti-media is also what started the backlash against "woke" -- when campus protesters assaulted reporters for trying to intvw/film in public
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there are some intensely disturbed people on here.
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goddamn will stancil's mentions are so fucking toxic. remember a week ago when (I originally posted "everyone was happy" then deleted it for very fucking obvious reasons) we all were at peace?
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Tim Marchman
6 days ago
The extent to which all of this is about one guy's psychological inability to admit he lost a contest will never stop breaking my brain. Perhaps a good lesson is that it's important to teach your kids how to lose—maybe even giving awards just for playing to show that not losing isn't everything.
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Heartbreaking:
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Frog and Toad Bot
6 days ago
“Hello,” said Frog. “Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad. “Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.” Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
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ME "so he's knocking down the Kennedy Center" "because nobody wants to go there with his name on it?" "yeah" "so fucking stupid" "so fucking stupid, but I 70 percent believe we got knocked off the timeline with ... what do I believe?" "the Large Hadron Collider, CERN" "yeah the Large Hadron what?"
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I'm still available to interview with Isaac Chotiner any time. I know he'd just want to hang out and gab, because I'm cool and fun!
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Taniel
7 days ago
Texas Dems flipped a +17 Trump district yesterday. Meanwhile in Nevada:
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Coach Finstock
9 days ago
Trump should win a prize for being the only person who could possibly make Canadians and Minnesotans angry at him at the same time while simultaneously getting the internet to defend Will Stancil and Don Lemon
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Chad Loder
9 days ago
Oh, ok.
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I'm just saying the book Generation X, which was the first time anybody ever heard of Generation X, defined it as 1960 to 1980. Period the end.
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How did David Brooks get *every remaining job today*? Regardless please enjoy this glorious story that first exploded that he's a TERRIBLE JOURNALIST.
www.phillymag.com/news/2004/04...
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David Brooks: Boo-Boos in Paradise
The classic 2004 examination of David Brooks’s “Bobos in Paradise” by Philadelphia magazine’s Sasha Issenberg.
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2004/04/01/david-brooks-booboos-in-paradise/
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oh no Alex Pretti kicked a car
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Black Hart of Saint Paul
11 days ago
You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
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hey
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I have an idea. Liam, age 5, is sick as shit in Texas prison right now. WHAT IF one of your demands was "they don't actually get to detain anyone here legally"? Like Liam's dad. THAT WOULD BE A REALLY CORRECT DEMAND.
bsky.app/profile/croc...
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Deranged Trump Loser Assaults Ilhan Omar, F*ck Off About How 'Both Sides Do It'
Fuck ALL the way off.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/deranged-trump-loser-assaults-ilhan
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Dom Ervolina
12 days ago
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone They did not have a warrant
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Memento (new) Morty 🌙
13 days ago
As seen on r/nursing Alex Pretti's coworkers taking a moment of silence to honor him
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@keithedwards.bsky.social
hi! I think you should stop doing gofundmes for people you don't know and *who haven't asked you to*. I imagine your heart is in the right place but it seems gross. If something happened to my husband or kids and I found out a stranger had made a GFM for me I'd be sick.
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Carthaged
13 days ago
Old enough to remember being told that the only difference between hockey moms and pit bulls is lipstick
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Boo hoo.
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Todd Alcott
14 days ago
Last week, I did something I rarely do: I listened to a Trump speech in its entirety. I'd heard his speech at Davos was appalling even by his own standards, and I felt like I had to hear it for myself. The tone he struck, throughout, was both remarkable and disgusting.
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Bill McKay
14 days ago
Looking at the tidal wave of reaction that threatens to drown the world in a darkness deeper than any Egyptian night, I would have to say in hindsight it was a mistake for me to write that article about the Oberlin cafeteria banh mi, that one’s my bad.
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What is the solution? Is it FINAL?
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Somebody told Sarah Huckabee she wasn't welcome to stay at their restaurant and enjoy a cheeseboard, and we heard about it for MONTHS.
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This is a surprisingly good
@nytimes.com
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www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/u...
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it doesn't even read as both-sideism to me, it's so completely bereft of any content whatsoever. My farts have more heft and content. It's not even air.
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Acyn
14 days ago
Walz: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal government that can kill, injure, menace and kidnap its citizens off the streets or on the side of a nurse at the V.A. who died bearing witness to such government
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️
14 days ago
Their numbers are growing, it appears to be completely decentralized, with people shouting out updates like “we’re needed on 4th street!” plus loud cheers when they identify someone in need of help and loud cheers when a vehicle is freed.
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME THANK YOU THANK YOU
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Hawks 101
15 days ago
Dave Matthews and Tim Ryenolds playing Neil Young’s Ohio last night and ends with some Rage Against the Machine.
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