Out on the road today I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass Put that food inside my head Said don't look back, you can never look back

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

For one thing, it takes place in a compact, walkable city.

what if we monetized the ghosts. ghosts as a service

billy corgmas everyone

I am involuntarily charmed by my local grocery chain's commitment to posting food puns on their road sign. This week it is: SILENT NIGHT AIOLI NIGHT

As a holiday treat, @davidpomerantz.bsky.social and I are dropping ten free offsketes down your chimney. Guaranteed additional, permanent, etc. Happy posting, everyone!

If i were a 5yo with a bad cold and fuck all to do, i would simply sleep past 5:30 in the morning.

We never see evidence that the rumors about Old Man Marley are false. what we DO see is him using the shovel as a deadly weapon, then deftly slipping away before the cops arrive.

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Rainfall rates up to 1.5 inches per hour forecast in Southern California on Wednesday. Rainfall of that intensity has a nearly 100% chance of triggering a debris flow within and downstream of the Eaton and Palisades burn areas. www.sfchronicle.com/weather/arti...

I am involuntarily charmed by my local grocery chain's commitment to posting food puns on their road sign. This week it is: SILENT NIGHT AIOLI NIGHT

@michealpodgers.bsky.social i am kinda shook that apparently you have been doing giles references that i haven't been catching

Holy shit that is a lot of rain. Power outages, localized flooding are all but certain, and worse things very likely. Also it will be Xmas, so stuff will be closed, insurers and repair people hard to reach. Please prep, at least a little bit.

Not sure if you've heard, but yeah: @climatecabinet.org has a policy team.

🚨NEW BLUEY MINISODE🚨

In the Little Mermaid Ariel doesn't know what a fork is but her Dad carries a fork all the time it is his entire deal.

Face every day with the optimism of a person who sends a work email to a listserv on December 23rd.

The monarch butterfly’s circle of life: transformation, pause, emergence. ✨ #monarchbutterfly

seems good

You guys bingo cards are random that is the whole thing of bingo cards the skill of bingo does not lie in foresight in fact it is the opposite of that why does this bother me so much

more like niCOOL ESSla

It appears the link above finally stopped worrying. If you want to watch the story Bari spiked, you can see it in five parts here:

Honestly, it was very cool to read this thread. Not only to see the work I’ve done, but to see the full scope of what my colleagues have done this year too.

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

If you need something to listen to today, consider listening to me! Jared from @dwellerpodcast.bsky.social interviewed me in October about my thoughts on city living, Chicago, and where we go next.

Look i basically agree, but it is getting really annoying to scroll through nothing but posts about why AI is annoying here on bsky dot staging dot net

A lane is a lane. There are no good highway expansions.

Why did leftist environmentalists do this?

There's still time, girls

Why do I mentally hear the word "bombogenesis" with a Jamaican accent every time?

My kid, playing w her princess dolls: "This is Sleeping Beauty's first wedding."

LFG

Free lemons

Omg i just remembered that i know how to make fucking killer meyer lemon sablés and also that takes care of like 1/10,000th of my lemon supply

California is so weird

Platonists be like:

A great antidote to doom is kicking some ass.

If you are working towards a vision of shared prosperity in a clean energy future and your principal adversaries are unions, environmentalists, and community-based justice orgs, consider if just maybe it might be possible that you haven't unlocked secret knowledge they are all too dumb to understand

Email responder:

I feel attacked by all the “nobody should talk/do anything about climate change” discourse because a) I wrote a book about climate change and b) I personally live on Earth

Most folks need the connections made for them by ppl they trust. THEN they may wonder what to do.

Seriously this one took so much work it is just wild, but it is such a valuable resource if you are an elections pervert which like y'all know you are

And now there are 11 year olds in LA who are learning about climate change by their homes being flooded and burned, whose parents at 11 learned about it as a more abstract thing, whose parents learned about it as a more abstract thing, etc.

I did this long thread shouting out the great work this year by @michealpodgers.bsky.social @nickarnoldaz.bsky.social @cbraun.bsky.social @jordanhaedtler.bsky.social @denisce.bsky.social and many others not on here. They did so much cool stuff the thread is unwieldy. Here is a table of contents.

Not sure if you've heard, but yeah: @climatecabinet.org has a policy team.

You guys, can i tell you what an incredible year we have had at @climatecabinet.org and @clicabedu.bsky.social?

How many types of coffee do you have in your home? I have five