no one: my child: you should never surrender to destiny. The fates only know how to take and take. They will discard you without a thought.

Dog people. When the waiting room is divided in a veterinarian's office, one said is for you. The other is for cats. The one for cats has cat photos in it. Please respect the wall because seeing your dog stresses out my cats👍🏽

Seriously though, it's kinda crazy to me that a person could attend the Jan 6 insurrection and then go on a Mormon mission months later. Does this not register as a sin or at least a red flag?

Get you a doctor who will curb stomp people on your behalf.

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

What happens to you when you take ADHD meds in America 🧵

I told myself I would never be the person having a meltdown at a pharmacist. Then I started taking Concerta.

Jasmine Crockett isn’t mincing words: rent keeps climbing, wages stay frozen, groceries cost more every week—and politicians still want to blame immigrants? Stop deflecting. Fix the real problems Americans actually live with

I'm trying to conceive of how anyone could read Everything is Tuberculosis by John Green and say "the calls to action aren't strong enough." I just can't get my head that far up my own ass though.

In Boston, we like our protests with a whole lot of history. #teaparty #dumpICE #Dec16

I would be sober even if I wasn't Mormon. There are many things about drinking culture and conventions that I do not understand. There are different glasses for red and white wine? Do most people prefer white over red? Am I supposed to be impressed when someone removes a cork with their teeth?

A reminder that most Americans who are life-long citizens have nothing OTHER than a Real ID to prove their citizenship. This is CBP’s chief enforcer saying that ID doesn’t count.

Donald Trump wax figure removed from museum after being repeatedly punched in the face www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

Was asked repeatedly about this one. Greg Bovino’s the star of Trump’s deportation show. We trace his roots. chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...

I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies

In court depositions, three Boise police officers said former school district attorney Daniel Skinner had tried to block sexual abuse investigations. A district statement singles out and challenges one of the officers' claims. #idaho #idleg www.idahoednews.org/news/attorne...

Does this to @vadiant.bsky.social

I have one ridiculous seething prejudice. But hear me out. I consistently deal with international travelers from dozens of countries Europe, Asia, and South America. I have only been told to speak a foreign language *in my own country* by one group of people.

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

“OK, you can gerrymander to cheat in elections, but only if it hurts nonwhite voters.” - US Supreme Court

The hepatitis B vaccine had been recommended for all newborns since 1991. From 1990-2019, acute hepatitis B infections reported among children and teens fell 99 percent. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/w...

Also, can someone please send an extra special "rot in hell" to Lannett specifically? Their generic for Concerta just cost me $158 for 28 pills, and I'm ready to Luigi someone about it.

There is so much to unpack here. Especially as someone who aggressively left the faith and returned. I love unpacking. Let's do it.

"the issue isn’t that we need more 'boy-friendly' reforms. It’s that boys are socialized to compete only with boys and to read girls’ success as illegitimate or emasculating. The result is dissonance, resentment, and disengagement for boys—and hostile climates for girls." time.com/7335723/auto...

Trump allowed 17 members of the Sinaloa cartel into the US. In May he commuted the 6x life sentences of the leader of the Gangster Disciples, most notorious drug trafficking & murderous street gang in the US. Now Honduran drug trafficker Hernandez. Is Trump setting up his own drug corridor?

ENDOTHELIAL DEATH! THAT'S WHY COVID-19 LEADS TO INCREASED ORGAN FAILURE AND THE DESTRUCTION TO YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT GETTING TUBERCULOSIS IS LIKE? YOU CAN! FOR THE LOW PRICE OF FAFO WITH THE COVID VACCINE!

What a perfect metaphor lol

They’re not real Mormon Funeral Potatoes unless they’re made by a Mormon. Otherwise they’re sparkling potato casserole

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I know the reason. It's because y'all want to believe that because someone is nice to you, they're also too stupid to defend themselves and will take any of the vitriol you want to throw at them. You want them to be useful receptacles for your disregulated anti-social behavior.

To whatever doctor's office is calling my husband: I'm 🤏🏽 this close to answering that phone and screaming at you. I KNOW he told y'all to call after noon. He has earplugs in. He can't hear that phone. You're waking me up, and I don't work day shift like you assholes do.

Asian Napoleon Dynamite www.instagram.com/reel/DE6TK3_... You're welcome❤️

I've had multiple relatives with dementia. There is a stage where they mirror you, and reflect back whatever you give them. So like... Trump being so enamored with Mamdani means two things to me: 1. Mamdani truly is charming good at flattery. 2. Trump's cognitive ability is GONE.

me rn

Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble. A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments. We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…

After three years of unemployment, I finally have a new job I desperately prayed for. I work in hospitality. And for the most point, it's been a positive experience. The people I work with have taken good care of me as I learn. It's a magical place of pure comedy.

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

85-year-old democrats negotiating with the jaws of defeat: hey bud you hungry?

How's your Saturday? I'm sitting in my car singing Les Mis by myself just trying to feel something.

The world would be immensely better if more religions and their believers had even a tenth of the dedication the Sikhs do to doing good for people with no gatekeeping or expectations of anything other than "you are a fellow human in need and we can help you"

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Noting again for this week's #ComeFollowMe that in the Doctrine and Covenants (section 128) we have a reference to the angel Raphael, the only appearance of that name in our canon, since the only other appearance of Raphael in the Bible is in Tobit in the Apocrypha.

Mamdani has now gotten more votes than 1/4 of the members of the United States Senate did when they got elected. The political power being channeled here is immense.

Through my job, I spoke to someone in the Coast Guard who is here in Idaho as part of a work meeting. He said the Trump administration has ordered all personnel not to appear in uniform publicly because all of them are now being confused with ICE and openly attacked by the public. Let's unpack.

"I simply can’t watch another performance of my esteemed work where my villainous queen is clearly half thinking about getting high with the three witches at the cast party."