I evangelize the library harder than I ever did the Church, and I stand by that.

If you can ignore a check engine light you can ignore a heart under the floorboard

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Shot:

Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old. Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.

I watched a white man try to abduct a teenage girl yesterday at my job. She came to us for help. That's the only reason nothing bad happened to her. She came to us for help, we protected her, and didn't stop protecting her until she was safe. We gave her back to her mother, safe and sound.

I hate having to deal with every policy decision that means I have to be around people in their early 20s who CAN'T READ!

BULLSHIT!

Walden. Thoreau nearly starved himself to death while living in Emerson's yard, despite his mother doing all of his laundry and cooking his meals, cosplaying as the poor. I'm not conservative in any way and I still want to yell "take a bath, hippie" at him.

Just spoke to a very nice man from Texas who works for the feds on the data management side of preventing forest fires. I asked him if AI is encroaching on his territory too. I was... happier before he told me the answer.

A momentary pause here as I just had a fledgling wake up😂

Someone at my job took all the cash out of my wallet and stole my credit card. They did the same thing to my work bestie, who just came back today after miscarrying her twins. I'm so angry, I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.

the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

Meeting some of the people who work at Albertsons corporate makes me never want to shop there again.

“Fermented all the juice boxes during snack time. I can’t prove it. But I know he did it.”

I work in a hotel and I'm exhausted. I work the jobs of 3 people right now. I wake up and go to work, come home and go to sleep. Repeat repeat repeat. I gotta pay for a new roof on my house. The bitch ain't level for GOD KNOWS what reason, and I can't get the contractor to actually show up.

Welcome everybody to the floor show.

I was just woken up by a cat who demanded affection at 7 a.m. At the same time, I had a thought that I didn't expect. I miss Richard G. Scott. He's a former apostle to the LDS Church who passed away years ago, for those who don't know. He was also a profoundly loving human being.

I just saw on Instagram that the LDS Church is going to invite members to fast on July 5th for religious liberty to be strengthened across the world. I'm unimpressed for several reasons.🧵

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

If your dog is in your car with you and you got into an accident, think about what would happen to them during that collision. Think about if and how they would survive air bags deploying, vehicle collapse, or being launched from the windshield or the truck bed. Then put them in a crate.

This was the water bottle I took to church yesterday 🫏

In the day of Judgment, I want one of those pointers with the plastic index fingers on them. The one from that delightful genre of videos where spouses shame each other for nonsense behavior by comedically pointing with them. I want to air my grievances to people exactly like that.

If anyone yells at me today at my job, anyone at all, I'm going to tell them that speaking to me like that is not an amenity included in their hotel stay at their price point. They need to pay $500+ a night because then I'll be making more than I do now for that privilege.

"My will to keep going so often comes from Tumblr" is a sentence I didn't expect to write in 2026, but here we are! The untold story of how the LDS Church is participating in the resistance against ICE in Minneapolis.

I don't have anywhere else to go with this anger. I live in Idaho.I've recently trained a young person who isn't white to work with me. She's incredibly capable and does her job very well. And she gets openly disrespected almost every day at her job, almost every time I'm not with her.

Devastated to learn that Ardis Parshall @keepapitchinin.bsky.social has passed away. Truly a giant in our community, and one of the absolute best human beings. I'm heartbroken.

So, early reports show someone dragged a roll of toilet paper AND a box of tissues onto the chair and took one million bites. We need more facts before we jump to conclusions

Time for a laugh. This is Lily. She came to our porch and I yoinked her. She's mine now. Her favorite activities are receiving attention, playing, eating, playing some more, chasing, biting Mom, being silly, biting Dad, and playing again. We call her Lily Monster. She is about 1 year old.

Remember, the GOP isn’t afraid of voter fraud. They’re scared of voter accuracy.

Absolutely no one. Not a living soul. Random person: I wonder which sports teams are the worst in hotels— Me, astral projecting into the ether: HOCKEY! HOCKEY TEAMS! MAKE THEM SLEEP OUTSIDE! THEY DESERVE IT!

The people of Minnesota who documented ICE at every turn are why ICE is leaving. My admiration for these everyday people who defended their communities knows no bounds.

I've encountered several groups from BYU-Idaho at my job. I need the white male professors at that institution to Google some manners, set a better example for their student groups, and try to act with the bare minimum of respect to service workers.

When BYU permitted an organization that openly violates the US constitution and our country’s laws to recruit on campus - it chose a side. This is not a “politically neutral” decision.

I can't imagine what goes through the minds of men when they are called to, or as they serve in, the Quorum of the Twelve or the First Presidency. I don't have to consider any of it. It'll never happen to me because I'm a woman. But I think about the consequences of their failures anyway.

While Salt Lake City has sat on its hands, Latter-day Saint immigrants have been organizing, protesting and disappearing. www.sltrib.com/religion/202...

Being "pro-life" is such a farce 🙄

i cant believe the party that smeared their own shit on the walls of the us capitol is acting as poor stewards of american institutions

"At our 45-seat bistro, you’ll have a gastronomical experience that’s one part saboroso and three parts funded by our rich dads. This is Brazilian food that’s approachable, energetic, and completely hand-crafted by smug, white 28-year-olds." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wer...

The funniest thing in the world to me is when elected officials expect you to know who they are. My husband had an LDS public official at the temple when we were workers there, and he balked that my husband had to ask what his name was for name issue. We didn't vote for you, dude!

10/10. No notes.

Sometimes I have to remind myself that not every moral judgment I have needs to pass a vibe check because I'm Mormon and might be overreacting. Sometimes, people are just wrong. Like the guy who was naked in the hotel hot tub.

Remember when, during 9/11, we figured out as a country that playing traumatic footage on repeat 24 hours a day with no warning was incredibly detrimental to everyone's well-being? We need to bring that back.

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

They’re trying to cover up a murder that is playing on a loop on every phone.

Renee Good was murdered in broad daylight, and Republicans are acting as if it is ok. Where is your decency? Where is your humanity? When will y’all develop a backbone and actually represent the people that sent you here?