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happy new year, imaginary weirdos ❤️

Observe dynamics 2026

you live and you yearn

No Quick Fix for 2026

Pack some picnics in 2026

Nobody Can Nix 2026

Define Success Metrics 2026

Should have scheduled a colonoscopy instead of scrolling through my “Bluesky Wrapped” www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

GET YOUR KICKS in 2026

speaking as a cellist I know a few things about Zuul

Love this

Promising

This is our year, tired people

Solid option

Always good advice

Keep this on the list

This one is a contender

im gonna keep workshopping but this might be the one

Laying Bricks in 2026

making this argument makes me both feel better about myself and sad at the same time

hi Copilot can you please improve Outlook email search results

To air is human, to water is fish

I have keys with no locks Strings with no knots Hammers with no nails Pedals but no wheels Love music but can’t sing

This was the v best New Year's Resolution in terms of positive measurable outcome and ability to follow through. I have instigated dozens of dinner parties, social events, and made at least one new friend, and the Resolution has been a good conversation topic! How can I top it for next year??

Welcome to Bsky, that thought you’re thinking of posting has already been posted.

Super interesting piece by @aaronrhanlon.com on the proper relationship between interpretation (in the literary sense) & explanation. If you've ever grumbled about the absence of methods in humanities fights that are allegedly about method, this might be the paper for you too. HT @tedunderwood.com

A running suite 6 corrente, I think I need to slow it down a bit, would love to bring in more of the easy fiddling style to fit my “happy farmer” interpretation. This is more “hurried farmer”

Live polygraph for kids just dropped

this is a post about sleep disorders

I say this fairly often, because it's true: coffee is correctly rated.

Never show someone something on your phone

I am also improved through the addition of pitted Kalamata olives

ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp

Ordering: Yes I’m sure I want it to be Lao Spicy, I promise, thanks! Yes I’m sure. Eating: Wow this is intense but I’m glad I ordered it Lao Spicy, this is great! Next morning, in traffic: oh my god I can’t believe I ordered it Lao Spicy again, I’ve made a huge mistake!

I cleaned the house this morning and uncovered a smaller, angrier house underneath.

whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot

brie and pickles breakfast of champions

my birthstone is a coffee bean

Help this man achieve his dream!

but what does it mean

what are we doing here guys

We’re just normal men

Running there now

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

I wonder if @jcsalterego.bsky.social knows about this, they have a collection of over 15,000 “Jerry’s”

i finally got a book about chronometry, it's about time

friend: i didn't know you used to be a professional board game player me: it's true, i have a checkered past

Money money money

ME: i just want to feel safe OTHER BANK ROBBER: no you also have to open it