Age verification? My first political memory is my parents naming a cat after Michael Dukakis.

Roses are red My heart’s at the center of me Fascists can suck it I embrace degeneracy

Roses are red Engines have pistons I sure wish my partners Weren’t all long-distance

Whew, "Through the Flash" by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah is a hell of a time-loop horror story!

I NEED THIS INSIDE MY EYEBALLS AND EARCANALS

dullard = someone who is excessively dull drunkard = someone who is excessively drunk coward = someone who is excessively cow junkyard = someone who is excessively junky

Zeus to Pandora:

I'm still convinced that the reason right-wingers think trans people's existence is inherently pornographic is that they're avid consumers of trans porn and that's the only context they ever encounter us in

I agree with this thread

thinking about the time a friend asked me to explain how I used discord emoji reacts and I said they were "themed likes"

call me fourier transfem the way im on the spectrum

Love this thread about bsky Discourse

r/paranormal users when they see something blurry:

The Epstein files are just a distraction from the deportations, which are just a distraction from the corruption, which is just a distraction from the racism, which is just a distraction from the transphobia, which is just a distraction from the failing economy, which is just a distraction from the

Pizza Hut Shake Shack Burger Cabin Poutine Garage Empanada Shed Croissant Hovel Spring-Roll Lean-To

samosa 🤝 sambusa 🤝 sambusek 🤝 samsa

I feel like the cultural move away from storing files on your local hard drive was a mistake

White culture as imagined by nationalist dweebs: stoic bearded men fighting valiantly against the barbarian hordes White culture irl: yelling "so good!" when you get to that one part in Sweet Caroline

gyoza 🤝 pierogi 🤝 xiaolongbao 🤝 khinkali 🤝 varenyky 🤝 momo 🤝 har gow 🤝 mandu

Surrealism forever

"Philippine top court says same-sex couples can co-own property" Another big step forward ❤️ Damn the Spanish empire for the freedom they took from the people of the Philippines. #decolonize #decolonise www.bbc.com/news/article...

A friend started a thread for replacing words in book titles with "cock." I think these were my best contributions: • The Cock Also Rises • Tell Me I'm Cockless • Surviving Aucockracy • The Lord of Cock Rings • Johnny Cocked His Gun

must be nice to not be in any of the categories of people where, if one of you commits a heinous crime, every one of you gets blamed for it

Your regular reminder that Idiocracy blames its dystopia on poor people having too many kids, whereas our real-life dystopia is the result of rich people having too few consequences

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Whatever you choose to do in the piece, make sure it's clear that you're doing it on purpose."

Maeve Fly (2023)

HBD Laura Dern, daughter of actors Bruce Dern and Diane Ladd, BOTD in 1967, turning 59 today. Her best performance is and always will be in David Lynch's "Inland Empire" (2006)

TIL that MAGA's How Dare Someone Speak Spanish in Public Alternative Halftime Show included a country singer lamenting the fact that he'll be canceled if he teaches his daughter to be transphobic. How do these people manage to have a persecution complex while also running the entire government?

New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes. 

Post a banger that's not in English koenjihyakkei.bandcamp.com/track/vissqa...

You ever stop and think about how almost everyone accepts that punishment should be a regular part of the experience of growing up? How fucked up is that?

There's no rule saying what you draw has to even *attempt* to resemble a horse. I just made an eyeball gallop! gradient.horse

Whenever I see fellow lefties calling for limits to constitutional rights for particularly awful people, I want to say: the question isn't "is this person evil enough to not get rights," but "do you trust the *government* decide who is evil enough to not get rights."

How to cancel #discord #nitro. LMGTFY

I am not trusting Discord with my ID and netiher should you.

Questions to ask your cat: "what do you call the head of a city government?"

The Record Covers of Keiichi Tanaami www.designer-daily.com/the-record-c...

I’m tickled by how everyone else’s are dark and moody and mine is like Pareidolia for Breakfast by Face and the Faceshapes

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

by John Bellairs

I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌

I've been writing "you guys" as "you guise" for years and I don't remember for sure but I think it might be because of the bit in Gentle Giant's "Experience" (a song I've been listening to for over 20 years) where they sing "virgin guise" and I hear it as "virgin guys" every time

I miss the summer of 2020, when the centrists were trying to appease the *left* with half-assed pseudo-solutions

By the way, the US had no restrictions on immigration for the first hundred years of its existence, and Border Patrol didn't exist until 1924. Many of the early immigration laws were overtly racist, favoring Northern and Western Europe and particularly targeting Asia for exclusion.

I am once again in the position of having to go to work while my cat is sitting here being extremely soft

I'm so tired of this dynamic where Republicans say "Democrats want oPeN bOrDeRs" and Democrats say "no way we are solemnly committed to border security." Open borders are good, actually. Closed borders are a violent means of preserving global wealth inequality.

Renee Gladman's "Morelia" is maybe the most a book has ever felt to me like being inside a dream