That’s on Elon Musk and Donald Trump. And Marco Rubio. And Stephen Miller.

And now @pinknews.bsky.social! Thanks for the coverage!

MAGA Still Out Of Its F*cking Gourd Over Zohran And Other Election Night Losses www.wonkette.com/p/maga-still...

White House Dementia Care Unit Helpfully Labels Oval Office With Giant, Comforting Gold Letters www.wonkette.com/p/white-hous...

Thank you @getvillarreal.bsky.social for writing about the side project to my side project, where I'm tracking all the pastors, youth group leaders, Christian school teachers AND SO FORTH who have been accused (or convicted) of abusing kids. It's quite a thing! www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/11/at-l...

MAGA Tears Contest Winner: ‘I Hate That Beret Of Yours And All Your F*cking Cats!’ www.wonkette.com/p/maga-tears...

Dramatic! www.joemygod.com/2025/11/fox-...

It’s the little throwaways that kill me, every time, when I read @evanhurst.substack.com and @wonkette.bsky.social. @wonkettemedia.bsky.social, worth every damn dollar of my subscription. www.wonkette.com/p/maga-tears...

Fuuuuck, there it is!

Chaya was totally and wholly alone when she posted this.

YAY. Guys this shit MATTERS.

Nope.

Follow along, it’s all very funny

Spoken like a true white MAGA bitch who’s not sure where it’s safe to go in NY (everywhere)

Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."

GREG BOVINO IS ALSO A BITCH

THIS IS THE GOOD COPE

—Coloradoans fund free school meals —JD's half-brother loses —PA Dems flip Erie County exec, Bucks DA + sheriff —PA Dems oust all GOPers from Bucks school boards once ground 0 of conservative takeover —Charlotte approves transit tax —Dems flip CT towns like New Britain. (And that's not all!)

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Oh myyyy

Damn

New York is so excited, y’all. Every random bartender I talk to, they’re saying their European friends are texting them congratulating them, people are starting to hit the streets all happy. So glad I’m here right now.

This delighted me

So many

Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

“Girlfriend”

Damn.

There has never been a more bitter, deeper closet case than Kevin Roberts.

…

I have been saying since the day after that all the lessons about that election were about communication. ALL OF THEM.

I mean …

For real. So many of the people with deeply held opinions about Mamdani, I’m like A. You don’t live there. B. Get a grip.

Questioning these losers’ Christianity to their faces is EXTREMELY effective. Watch what happens when you tell them you’ll pray for God to change their hearts.

ICE Nazi Barbie Announces Halloween Terror Measures www.wonkette.com/p/ice-nazi-b...

Is It 'Anti-Christian Extremism' To Note How Often Conservative Christian Leaders Abuse Kids? According to Trump's Nazis, sure enough bet it is! evanhurst.substack.com/p/is-it-anti...

There is not one righteous man or woman in the entire Trump administration. All evil, all the way through.

When Rand Paul is a voice of morality www.joemygod.com/2025/10/rand...

CHRIST, JD Vance Is A Bigot www.wonkette.com/p/christ-jd-...

Is Jesse Watters Fighting Democrats Or Mommy? www.wonkette.com/p/is-jesse-w...

Pig racist trash

Trump Wanders Around Japan, Tells ‘Em About Wet Magnets www.wonkette.com/p/trump-wand...

Gonna tell my kids this is Greg Bovino

Gonna tell my kids this is Greg Bovino

Breaking, rural Tennessee sheriffs are often unbelievably inbred stupid.

Looks like a little bitch to me

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

Isn’t this guy the perp on pretty much every Dateline episode?

JOHNSON: “.. The pain register is about to hit level 10.” @politico.com #Shutdown www.politico.com/live-updates...