TALARICO'S LEFTIST RECORD REVEALED! evanhurst.substack.com/p/maga-chris...

MAGA Christians Are Absolutely Terrified Of James Talarico. They Should Be. evanhurst.substack.com/p/maga-chris...

MAGA Christians Are Absolutely Terrified Of James Talarico. They Should Be. evanhurst.substack.com/p/maga-chris...

Garbage.

My god, this is amazing

Like 165 little girls?

Bondi Top, you’ll always be home sweet home to me, good old Bondi Top …

chalk up another failure for 'bomb them until they overthrow their own government for us' i'm sure it'll work one of these days

the US has already lost in iran, their only hope was iran collapsing in a day or two, and it didn't, so now their only options are to declare victory & slink away or try to put boots on the ground & lose way harder

So what I think I just heard Pete Hegseth say is that the way we honor the people who have died so far in a stupid war to distract from Donald Trump’s child rape Epstein files is to re-dedicate ourselves to the mission the stupid war to distract from Donald Trump’s child rape Epstein files?

The Senate is poison.

Guess Pete Hegseth Thinks Dead American Troops Are Suckers And Losers Too www.wonkette.com/p/guess-pete...

Kristi Noem was DHS secretary approximately the same amount of time the dog she murdered was alive.

So does Corey have to stay and be Markwayne Mullin's fuckpiece or is he leaving too?

One time when I was 10 I played “Memory” from CATS as an impromptu duet with Bill Clinton.

Imprison that little bitch.

Pete Hegseth Got New Call Of Duty, Mom Ordered Pizza, Says We Can Stay Up As Late As We Want www.wonkette.com/p/pete-hegse...

Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. www.wonkette.com/p/excellent-...

‘No to war’: Sánchez doubles down after Trump threat to cut off trade with Spain

As many people have correctly pointed out: the worst outcome of this war is nuclear annihilation.

Talarico will be the Democratic nominee in Texas:

Likely means all the Republican fuckery in Dallas won’t be enough to make a difference in the ultimate outcome. As I’ve said the whole time, two excellent candidates, one will win. Time to get started flipping Texas while the Republicans eat each other’s faces for six more weeks.

Hot take, been seeing these more lately. Impressively ignorant of history too.

They’re not going to Portugal either.

Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It! www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-...

Scoop: U.S. ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee joked to embassy staff about procreating while sheltering in place on Tuesday in a memo one U.S. official described as “awkward” and “odd.”

This is absolutely deranged.

JFC

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Haha! They’re throwing Vance under the bus.

Who needs reporters

Oh, how humiliating for them.

Hillary’s face this whole time

A child playing dress up as a real Army Guy

Oh.

OpenAI posted the terms of the deal. Reveals that it absolutely does allow for domestic surveillance. EO 12333 is how the NSA hides its domestic surveillance by capturing communications by tapping into lines *outside the US* even if it contains info from/on US persons. openai.com/index/our-ag...

No, it’ll be fine

Oh my fucking God, Secretary Shitfaced has his first non-medically induced erection of the year.

It’s like they look at the world and all they can see is countries that haven’t hit puberty yet

What’s the news? That the United States has started bombing the president rapes little girls? Got it. I don’t think Americans support this war, or the president’s raping of little girls.

A shitfaced Defense secretary with severe masculinity issues, whose military expertise begins and ends with hairstyles, is going to war with the creator of the most powerful AI, because they wouldn’t let him use it for mass surveillance and killer drone robots. Who will win? WHO WILL WIN?

He is currently stroking out over this Anthropic CEO Scratches Pete Hegseth's Belly While Telling Him No www.wonkette.com/p/anthropic-...

This afternoon the president is crashing out over the Supreme Court's tariff ruling and Anthropic while the defense secretary feuds with universities and the scouts... glad everyone involved in the potentially imminent war with Iran is in a good mindset.

LOL bitch so mad www.joemygod.com/2026/02/trum...

NPR is being willfully obtuse. While we wait for this week’s newsletter — gotta write it! — let’s revisit two weeks ago when I went off on the New York Times for being willfully obtuse about Katie Britt. evanhurst.substack.com/p/katie-brit...

It’s real.

We Need To Talk About Pete Hegseth’s Pervert Boner AI Mass Surveillance Killer Robot Fantasies www.wonkette.com/p/we-need-to...

New totally true fact just dropped www.joemygod.com/2026/02/news...

Found her lost gingerbread Kong squeaky man under a piece of furniture. I guess that means it gets to snuggie with her tonight.

It will be tough for America’s global reputation to recover after this absolutely shameful vote.