Looking for a cuddlebug? This 12-year-old black and tan chi with the cutest floppy ears could be the one for you. Meet Vinyl! More details here: https://muttville.org/mutt/vinyl-13903

I mean, "eerily realistic" might also describe Elmo himself. Also, this is just SO CREEPY.

Newly unsealed search warrants in the California ballot seizure case paint a chilling picture of how the types of anti-voting conspiracy theories weaponized by the White House to investigate the 2020 presidential election can be used to target elections on a state and local level.

I was never friends with Epstein or Maxwell and my husband never raw-dogged Stormy

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

We all remember the “they better not!” declaration that officially won the Civil War. Or maybe it was WWII. I forget.

Look at this happy boy! 😍

Congrats to "FLIP THE FROG THE DAME WHO CROAKED" by Adam Gaulke and Ben Haynes, a Finalist in the Internet Archive’s 2026 #PublicDomain Film Remix Contest 🎬 A new noir story of amphibious revenge that is stylish, funny, and sharp. Full short film ⤵️ archive.org/details/Flip... #PublicDomainDay

These “leaders” are mass murderers. Killers Psychopaths who enjoy inflicting pain and suffering

Temptation of Saint Anthony w/ self-portrait as giant hell-mouth spewing demons. Plus an artist in his brain (of course!). By Joos van Craesbeeck, whose day is today.

I’m a dog maximalist. I think we should allow dogs in more places than we do. But also, if I had a dog, I wouldn’t take it on someone else’s property without their permission.

LOL, Karl was quite the chickenhawk!

There are easily two types of dogs 😂

MONTANA?! where the Governor, Lieutenant governor, both Senators & both Congressional Reps are GOP. This is huge "In a blow to corporations, Montana’s Supreme Court has ruled in favor of a proposed ballot initiative that would effectively block Citizens United."

"Sprechgebark" really can't be beaten as a perfect characterization of Bacall's vocalizations. 😂👍

"Luddites" is a good term for those who oppose AI because the Luddites weren't against *all* technology, just forms of technology that they knew would pay workers less and turn out a shittier product

Today is the day of Dietrich Bonhoeffer, the brilliant theologian and pastor who went naked to the gallows rather than abandon Germany to the Third Reich. Be like Dietrich.

I love this.

Can’t wait to not listen

I love Boise. (Been there many times over 60+ years!)

Fucking internet all-timer here

This is a really funny time to read up on David Bawden, aka, “Pope Michael I.” America’s own antipope. He was elected in 1990 by a group of six, including himself and his parents and he lived in Kansas until he died a few years ago.

Okay it's The Onion being typically hilarious but I can think of three notorious real-life examples of this in my city!

The therapy bills for his children are going to be astronomical

And there it is, exactly as... predicted. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ugh. HATE it when I only want to live life as a human being but my lusts conspire against me.

Bring back Renaissance fashion, when men could sport hats like Bette Davis's in NOW VOYAGER 🤩

We had a similar problem when one of the kids started doing this while copying everything our dog did. The situation became untenable so changes were needed. The kid was rehomed last week.

OMD you guys the comments in this thread! IYKYK 🤣

This greeting card turns up in my online peregrinations from time to time (I know, I know, what does that say about me?) and my inner 13-year-old laughs his adolescent head off. 🤣 Also, my dad, who was a commercial artist, would never have made such a dumb mistake in laying out a design.

It’s unclear? Maybe the problem here is that Trump announced a deal that mostly existed in his head, like most things he pronounces?

more like ceasefyre festival

Remember when people wanted to use the blockchain when an Excel sheet would suffice? It’s like that.

Small dog on large chair in the garden, by Tomás Yepes. Today is his day.

As always, Mr. McClellan speaks with refreshing honesty and learned authority. I wish he had explicitly mentioned the Bible passage about David and Jonathan's love "passing the love of women" but that's just my gay self nitpicking. This is absolutely worth a watch. 👍

Here's Dottie, contentedly snuggling next to me while I read. She's the sweetest, goodest girl! 😍

Behind the fun and light atmosphere, everyone here knows the unspoken reality: “Trans Visibility” is a nice idea, but it turns out it really sucks to be visible in a fascist surveillance state where the highest levels of government are obsessively trying to destroy your ability to live.

🤣🤣🤣

[animal shelter] “I see Mittens is back again?” “Yeah, third time now.” “Who dropped him off?” “Dunno, some dude with one arm.”

pretty presumptive to call the United States a civilization at this point

We look at the stars and we see the best of ourselves. We hold all this love for those who make that lonely farthest journey—people, dogs, robots that we name and sing to as their batteries die. We made the galaxy a mix tape. Isn't it marvelous that when we all look up together, we do so in joy?

God has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Get some rest everyone... we've got a big day of insider trading coming up.

LOL, Licky Martin! 🤣👍 Whenever my Dottie starts hoovering up sidewalk crumbs I call her Scroungelina Jolie. 😁

Awhile back I did this but with my dog, Dottie. (She used to have an IG devoted to her interpretations of great works of art.) 😁 Anyway. I love your thread; thanks for sharing it! 👍

My #GoldenGirls St. Olaf conspiracy theory: the person who tampered with the churn at the Butter Queen Pageant and the mysterious drifter who stole the Lindstroms' butter churn is the same person.

Do you really understand what AI is doing right now—to the economy, to warfare, to your job? Adam Conner from @americanprogress.bsky.social breaks it down: https://www.contrariannews.org/p/5-things-you-should-know-about-ai

So I've been out walking my dog and am wondering did all hell "reign" down on schedule or did TACO strike again