you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files

circling back to this the people who just lost interest the subject one day after spending months writing shit like this are the worst

It's a start. ICE officer relieved of duties after videos show him shoving woman to ground l.smartnews.com/p-6hgGuKpq/2...

I need you to read this thread to understand why so many historians are revolted by this regime's crimes against the past

In a genuine WOW moment, this administration publicly acknowledges (perhaps for the first time) that an ICE officer violated procedure and will be taken off duty and subject to an investigation. This is a step in the right direction — I just wish it wasn't only because of such an awful viral video.

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself? "fork lady is eroding public confidence." "ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field." "lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability." that's what you sound like.

Violent assault 101. Regular cops, sheriffs, deputies, the FBI, ATF, NSA &c can't do this with impunity, what makes Trump's SS... sorry, ICE so special?

Maybe it's time for Russell Wilson to dump Jesus and start worshipping those Etsy Witches' Horned God of the Woods.

Identify him

Hes morphing.

My mother once asked the dentist if she still had gonorrhea in her gums. She meant pyorrhea.

CBS news this morning reporting a part of the ICE shooting story in a "good news" tone: "None of those who were shot were ICE agents and the person killed was not a citizen"

And the 4th to do it without steroids.

"We're gonna win the whole fuckin' thing."

His kind has these special glands on the back of their knees that secrete a substance that temporarily paralyzes their prey and stimulates their opoid receptors.

“Might as well win the whole fucking thing”, Cal Raleigh Seattle Mariners 2025 AL West Division champs!

Cal Raleigh now tied with Babe Ruth for AL homeruns in a season

uniquely American experience to be detained by ICE in some shitty facility and then shot by a mass shooter

Criticizing the enlightened centrist isn’t kicking them out of the so-called tent, it is presenting them with an opportunity to stop eroding the integrity of the tent by tirelessly trying to find commonality with people who want to burn the tent down.

The former John Fetterman aide who runs a new billionaire-funded think tank is now blaming our movie Don't Look Up for not singularly solving the climate crisis. I'm sorry, everyone. My bad.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

FBI: "There was anti-ICE writing on the bullet." *flash over to the scene of the crime* *bullet has "anti-ICE" written on it* This is not real. This is a Family Guy bit.

He packs a huge ovipositor

Like carving a backwards B into your face.

Yeah, almost like Kash Patel talked to his agents saying, "Those bullets had anti-ice messages on them, right? Right? RIGHT?" and then one of his 80-IQ lackeys executed on his instructions perfectly.

"Anti-ICE" is a weird thing for a shooter who opposes ICE to write on a bullet when shooting detainees, not agents. Wouldn't "Die ICE," "Fuck ICE" or another verb-noun combination make more sense? "Anti-ICE" is something someone trying to gin up a false motive would write.

This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?

Fuck him

Can't help but notice that the media breathlessly reporting on the messages that shooters write on their bullets seems to have been followed by a surge of shooters writing messages on bullets

People used to believe the internet would usher in a Golden Age of Reason, but instead it's ushered in a Golden Age of Medieval Peasant Brain

Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.

Fucker

It occurred to me that the real-life John Birch was the Charlie Kirk of his day. He even orchestrated a purge of theological liberals at his Bible college.

Reminder to my friends who have left high control religions- all of that wisdom and revelation and discernment that you attributed to the Holy Ghost? That was you. Your brain, your knowledge, your heart. Trust yourself. Have faith in yourself. It’s an important moment to learn to listen to your gut.

maybe they meant Canadian Rapture, which happens in October

“I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!”

I cannot stress this enough. We are protesting Broadview because of the human rights violations happening within the ICE facility. If they are willing to assault me on camera, imagine what they are doing to detainees behind boarded-up windows.

Donald Trump isn't just the stupidest American to become president; he's the stupidest American to become famous.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

ICE going full Theon Greyjoy

Tylenol maker Kenvue will lose more than anyone else because Trump can't pronounce acetaminophen.

Missing this guy today

BREAKING: In place of Jimmy Kimmel’s return, Sinclair and Nexstar will broadcast 90 minutes of Ezra Klein criticizing you for not reading “The Bell Curve”

If you are Border Czar Homans, and you did NOT take the $50,000 in a paper bag, wouldn't you been screaming at the top of your lungs that you want the FBI tape of the transaction released publicly in order to clear your name? Yet he isn't doing that. Hmmmm......

Fucker

Providing veteran benefits to soldiers who served for a foreign power.

Is there any such a thing as MacronSteaks? StarmerSteaks? Ursula University? No? LOSERS!

I'm proud to have a president who, in an address to the UN General Assembly, would tell them how much swag he sold during his campaign. That's a true statesman.