A great day for Hooters!

Every nation should propose an Attenborough Act, enshrining the rights of Nature, and all its creatures and life-sustaining functions and features, in every constitution, in perpetuity. They deserve it, and so does Sir David. It would be a fitting tribute to a life well lived. Happy birthday, Sir.

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

If someone’s not mourning the death of Ted Turner in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

You can talk all you want about sauces and rubs, but if I'm the judge, consistently producing the perfect level of done-ness throughout is what wins derbies. Oh, and exciting news on the publishing front!! rickperlstein.substack.com/p/before-the...

Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a Brown Recluse today. Sure hope the spider is OK. Welcome to the resistance my Arachnid friend. 💀

Some really bad news for AMERICANS. When Trump is gone, GOP is gone, MAGA is gone, the rest of the world will never trust us again, as it should be, because American voters put him & the GOP in office. It is us who can't be trusted.

Morning 🤣.

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Ted Turner provided good things like CNN (the good, original version,) WTBS, great MLB ownership, America Cup wins, Goodwill Games, and bison recovery. Compare that with the evil Musk, Bezos, Thiel, the Ellisons, etc are doing.

They knew there was a problem but sold these stupid things anyway. www.carscoops.com/2026/05/cybe...

Ted Turner lived long enough to witness the complete befouling of a significant part of his life’s work (CNN, cable news, arguably cable television altogether) but somehow Turner Classic Movies endures and that’s pretty awesome.

Watched an edited for TV version of Cheech and Chong's Next Movie back in the 80s on Ted Turner's superstation. All the drug references were removed. Many scenes were replaced with a placard saying C&C were raising money for a teen center and playground. Weird. It's now on YouTube. Link below.

I thought about Ted Turner last night while watching the Atlanta Braves play the Mariners. He made them a national team by broadcasting their games on his superstation. Great owner. I thought he died 20 years ago.

A list of a few celebrities who were invited to tonight's Met Gala who did not attend: Zendaya, Harry Styles, Ed Sheeran, Bjork, Taylor Swift, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Billie Eilish, Bad Bunny, Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, BTS, Lana Del Rey, Scarlett Johansson, Pedro Pascal,

Which is the backwards country now, United States?

I'll never forget how Ben Shapiro took the time to tell me on Twitter that his children are proof he's had sex

I hope Giuliani lingers near death for months so that people have plenty of time to make jokes about it.

Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel are reportedly drinking heavily in valiant effort to save Rudy Giuliani's life

Rudy Giuliani hospitalized? Clearly this is some trick to get me to get my account deleted

sure hope he didn't accidentally go to Mount Sinai Total Landscaping

RFK Jr. crushes an unblemished starling in an effort to heal Rudy Giuliani.

It would be wrong to say she looks like an offensive guard for the University of Wyoming Cowboys. We're better than that.

Rudy Giuliani is the Uncle Baby Billy of the Trump administration.

I hope he's buried at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

"My plan is to put FEMA official Gregg Phillips on board each vessel so that Jesus will teleport the ship to a one of a series of Waffle Houses we're building at various ports in the Heartland."

Mr. Harlan P. Manning will guide the ships through the straight using an app on his cellphone.

I miss words meaning things.

The only person who seems to care is his podcast partner. abcnews.com/Politics/rud...

Fucker

As a young Utah beertender in 1981, 86ing meant barring obnoxious drunks from returning to the bar.

If buying a $25K Chinese EV with 350 miles of range and 100% charging in 5 minutes means China tracking me then sign me up I prefer China spies me in my cheap yet great EV than the US spying me in my plastic filled $60K Ford that breaks down every 200 miles

Hegseth may not be ashamed, but I bet Jesus Christ is.

maybe a hot take? not only is ziggy sobotka a great character and a great performance (RIP james ransone), but looking back from the vantage point of today, "young man struggling with his masculinity and yearning to be recognized as a man commits catastrophic violence" is incredibly prescient.

So let me get this right. Trump skips the correspondence dinner all 4 years of his first term and 1 year of his second. His approval ratings drop to new lows. And he decides to go this time, where somehow an active shooter got close enough to cause a scene... again But trump is fine... again...

🚨 SHARE! 60 Minutes Australia just dropped this vid on the #Epstein torture chamber known as Zorro Ranch in NM. Survivors & local officials want to know why fed authorities ignored tips of deaths, human trafficking, & a twisted designer baby project (!) at the compound. 📺 youtu.be/ZPy40PK_ztY?...

I saw an online headline: “President Trump evacuated at dinner.” I have to say I wasn’t exactly surprised.

Did the Secret Service body slam the Asian woman who was sitting next to Trump as she tried to exit behind him?

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Excuse the sourcing, but 1488 Daily says Trump deflected the bullets using his Golden Helmet of Hair.

I wonder how much money Kushner made the family betting "Trump will survive an attack" on the prediction markets.

It should be illegal to hang a disabled placard on a big fucking truck.

Navy Secretary John Phelan was replaced by Undersecretary Hung Cao. You may remember Cao from his statement that "California has been taken over by witches." Yeah, great choice.......He seems perfectly normal.

Once again, an international embarrassment. He has degraded the US entirely, with his stupidity and lack of basic morality.

Great to see them putting women right at the front of sport …

Two IDF soldier giving 30 days military detention after they were photographed smashing a statue of Jesus. FFS they are shooting children in the head! But a statue violation is worthy of more?

With the 22nd pick in the draft, the 49ers select power forward Bobson Dugnutt from Eastern Idaho Culinary Academy.

There’s a great new podcast out it’s just Alex Jones crying with periodic ads for DraftKings

We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

Have any of these MAGA freaes mounted a diesel generator on their cybertrucks so they can roll coal to "own the libtards?" I'd be surprised if it hasn't happened.