Jubilee presents 20 Dorks vs. 1 Super Dork creepy biohacker guy who spends millions of dollars per year and still looks like a weird neighborhood dad having a midlife crisis.

It never ends.

Just another quick reminder that musk knew trump was in the Epstein files & spent $250 fucking million to help him get elected anyway.

From reading a couple of conservative articles about the situation, it seems that a student used SGA time to discuss Kirk when it wasn't part of the agenda and wasn't relevant to the meeting. She told him not to do that kind of stuff. This sounds like a reasonable thing for her to do

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend.

Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"

Elon Musk is now claiming his $30,000 Optimus robot that has to be manually piloted by an underpaid worker will "end poverty and provide universal high income for all." Take him into custody and seize all of his stolen wealth - he can just rely on robots to provide him with income.

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Said the guy who could end poverty and provide universal high income for all NOW.

JD Vance has rushed to defend Tucker Carlson's son Buckley from being held accountable for being a Nick Fuentes fanboy, like Tucker's brother, who is also named Buckley.

Stand with reinstated Oklahoma State professor Melisa Echols against fascism. Fascists like Charlie Kirk, Donald Trump, Elon Musk and Chaya Raichik have no place in America. Only war will fix this. We need full war against all Trumpers to reclaim the entire North American continent.

"New Twitter feature idea, a thing that Threads and Facebook have been able to do for years." Billionaires and millionaires are the least talented people in the world.

Less people than ever use Twitter, it's almost all bots now. 99.9%. Elon Musk is now screaming that he "stopped censorship" when he censors more people than any other website or person in the past 60 years. (Only actual dictators, whom Musk loves, have done more censorship.)

"Please rate my latest poor attempt to make an AI anime girlfriend that also harvests all of your data to sell to China." Elon Musk has no idea what a woman is and have you noticed that when he tries, the result looks like a child? That's because he's on the Epstein List.

They don't have counterarguments because they are fascists. This is the braintrust of Elon Musk's fascist website Twitter, which is only still used by racists like Scott Adams - it's the social media equivalent of the Epstein List.

Elon Musk is now claiming his $30,000 Optimus robot that has to be manually piloted by an underpaid worker will "end poverty and provide universal high income for all." Take him into custody and seize all of his stolen wealth - he can just rely on robots to provide him with income.

Best MRI in history, the MRI analyzed whatever it was supposed to analyze, I have no idea what an MRI is but it analyzed well.

Q: Was your MRI for your brain or your heart? Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed but they analyzed it well.

he seems to be calmly but inconsistently flailing…

Maria Bartiromo: "Would you move to take out Zohran Mamdani?" Elise Stefanik: "That's in the Constitution and we will follow the Constitution."

Scott Bessent reveals that Trump and China don't even have a deal in place: "That Wall Street Journal reporting is not very accurate. After our meeting in Korea, they will honor our agreement." Maria Bartiromo: You told me after the meeting in October you'd have something signed the following week.

Today was Palestinian Independence Day. As Trump and Netanyahu’s disastrous postwar plans become clear, the U.S. must recognize and respect Palestinian statehood — as 81% of the world already does. Agency and dignity are the only ways we can achieve lasting peace.

We are off the cliff folks

Michael Che: "Trump denied that the gold decorations in the Oval Office came from Home Depot, even though he has a whole team of guys taking stuff from Home Depot all the time."

SNL Trump: "I pardoned a turkey who by total coincidence happens to be a convicted sex criminal."

The headline will read: "Gay socialist furry dog walks Sean Hannity on his own show"

This probably will be the most interesting and telling part of the meeting between Trump and MBS next week— if Trump does not condition advancement of any of MBS's desires (a "defense pact", F-35s, civilian nuclear, investment etc) on a normalization deal then why would MBS soften his stance?

*Sad trombone sounds intensify* apple.news/AJ39taoY3TJ-...

Keanu Reeves is a well-known mensch, but his longtime friend and colleague Alex Winters is equally, maybe more articulately so.

Elon is a white supremacist who used his position in government to orchestrate the deaths of approximately 14 million people over a period of years, mostly foreign nonwhites Tell me if you have heard this story before What Elon did in government was show the world how to legally commit genocide

Alina Habba literally worships the Orange King of Violent Rhetoric and has the gall to say this shit?

Obviously they're saving it for House of Dynamite 2: Idris Elba Boogaloo

Incredible to think that Elon will not be indicted for this

That's always good for a Hollywood career. 👀🤡

Because he's hoarding all the money and young adults don't want to raise their kids in homeless shelters. Financial stability is a primary reason for delaying a family. Make it affordable. Besides, its okay to not reproduce on a planet that is out growing is resources

BOYCOTT her works...easy peasy

Good for her, now that her latest movie tanked, she might as well join the losers club! 💯🤣🤣

BREAKING: Sydney Sweeney will soon publicly admit to being MAGA and put on the red hat, according to sources within her team. She's going to publicly adopt fascism.

Trillionaire be like, have more babies, I need more underpaid/unpaid labor servants.

Here’s another thing: the GOP didn’t just do this to scaremonger centrists; they know grassroots activists who are progressive have real power that can’t be quashed by Dem donors. Conflating activists with popular Dems is strategic: it makes centrists bat down the activists

Honeypotted? So he did do it all for the nookie

Bill and Ted have aged like fine wine.

Christiane Amanpour: In 1993 when Susan Sontag did Waiting for Godot in Sarajevo, under siege by Bosnian Serb forces, she said it was her way of doing something tangible. Keanu Reeves: We huddle up before each performance, and discuss the reactions we're getting - this feedback is worthwhile.

Christiane Amanpour: Refugees are demonized, deported, shut out - I wondered how that resonates with you today performing Waiting for Godot in New York. Alex Winter: We're very happy that this play doesn't specifically bracket the times we're in, but it speaks to autocracy, fascism, state violence.

Keanu Reeves: It's a comedy. Alex Winter: It's a tragedy. Keanu: It's a tragicomedy. Winter: It is, indeed.

Hakeem Jeffries is confronted by Michelle Cottle's NYT article on MSNBC. Jonathan Capehart attributes the criticism to black leadership. Jeffries: "I've heard from outraged people all over the country. I don't want to comment on her view one way or another, as Democrats we've been fighting hard."

Jackie Alemany: Has Chuck Schumer indicated to you if he's seeking reelection in 2028? Hakeem Jeffries: We haven't had a conversation about that. Alemany: Does it complicate his ability to lead? Jeffries: He's not even up for reelection until 2028. Senate Democrats are focused on finishing the job.

Alina Habba: I've had threats, you've heard of the 8647, they had 86 Habba, I wish the rhetoric would just calm down.

Is he the guy who damn near caused a riot at Woodstock ‘99?