Acting President Delcy Rodriguez of Venezuela has confirmed that she is running the country, and Trump is lying.

Tim Walz should not resign or drop out. Instead, he should move for Minnesota to become independent of the US, and fully ban Trumpers, ICE and feds from entry. Minnesota should be free of the USA, which is a failure. New York, California and all other states should do the same. EXIT THE UNION.

“…and now I work for those people. And we’re still doing it.” 🤷🏼

Never forget that their divorce happened because Keith Urban didn't want to have unlimited sex with Nicole Kidman and this is something we would be talking about at length in a normal climate where a pedophilic autocratic madman hasn't rendered 95% of his own people poor, sick and vulnerable.

Resisting my urge to smash my GPU. Can't afford a replacement...

yuck.

BREAKING: Nvidia gives Elon Musk and his Grok AI $20 billion.

Trump's voice: The teleprompter is the standard bum, bum, bum then I said France, Europe & New York thank you for your attention to this matter

From the CWS ARCHIVE. 6th January 2021.

Trump: "Melania said, you're a better investor than Mr. Warren Buffett, sir."

Trump: "I've sold more Boeing planes than any human being in history. We're rich now because of tariffs. Sir, you were right, it came from tariffs. Plus 39 billion they were missing. The President has to wheel and deal with tariffs. I won't say cancel the election - they'll call me a dictator."

@mermeg.bsky.social The makeup and hair today...🤡

According to the way the "non partisan" magazine Jewish Insider sees it, Walz is retreating from politics because -He's too friendly to Somalis -He's too anti Israel -He's nice to Ilhan Omar -He thinks MAGA Republicans are racist

I’m no great theologian, but I do know this—the Good News of Christ was that it is possible to build a world governed not by strength, force, and power, but with love, compassion, and simply being a good neighbor. #VenezualaInvasion #NoWarForOil #ChristianNationMyAss

Was that friend Jeffery Epstein?

OH MY! 😱 1. A friend like Epstein, maybe? 2. I love how conmen can consider themselves honest with a straight face.

After almost 2 hours of completely unhinged babbling, calling Melania sir, inventing new words, lying about everything and fighting with the teleprompter, Trump has finally called it quits until he decides he's not done ranting and wants to do more dementia ranting.

Just letting a senile, warped, frustrated old man daydream and freestyle while occupying the American presidency.

Blah, ....Blah, .......Blah............!

Trump, grunting and growling for some reason: "You've gotta be flexible, you've gotta work, you've gotta have ingenuity. They're trying to hit us on fertilization. They were dead on fertilization."

Miller doing the Nicholson Few Good Men speech

Everything he says is a lie

He’s gonna cancel the election holy fuchhhh

sorry, I kinda hate the Alexandra Pelosi arc on principle so this is actually very funny. Goddamn this dude, even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes

big strong Melania with tears in her eyes

"melanie" calls him 'sir'. That checks out.

Trump: "I don't need money, I don't want money, I have a much higher purpose. Sometimes I say give me, but I don't think law enforcement would like that, I'm very cognizant of law enforcement, perhaps more than anyone in history. A friend of mine said you've gotta be the most honest guy in history."

Trump: "Melania said, you're a better investor than Mr. Warren Buffett, sir."

Trump tells an obviously fake story about shaking down President of France Emmanuel Macron because insulting US allies in a time of global financial crisis is hilarious.

Trump: "You don't mind if I read the teleprompter, right? It's called standard. If you ever weave and don't come back to the point, that's - you have to go bum, bum, bum. I said France, Europe, healthcare is going to go up, triple. The fat drug, Ozempic is $80 in London and $1300 in New York."

Trump: "I'm the only President that went for cognitives, every President and Vice President should be forced to go for cognitives." (JD Vance did not go for cognitives.) Suddenly, he pivots to talking about his "beautiful granddaughter Kai."

Trump: "The press is so anti, why are they so anti" (The rest is slush. You don't even have to unmute it, it's just pure slush, he calls it the weave slurpee, because it's made of messy corporate slush and you can get it when you're getting someone else's oil.)

Trump's dentures are sliding like crazy. His time is near. He's still slandering Olympic Champion Imane Khelif - after being on the losing end of a lawsuit which also names Elon Musk - and now he's doing sound effects.

Trump: "I won Minnesota." (Kamala Harris won Minnesota.)

Trump: The autopen goes ping, pwah, ping, pwah.

Trump: "I've sold more Boeing planes than any human being in history. We're rich now because of tariffs. Sir, you were right, it came from tariffs. Plus 39 billion they were missing. The President has to wheel and deal with tariffs. I won't say cancel the election - they'll call me a dictator."

Trump: "Chuck Schumer is such a bad guy, I've known him a long time." (Just like Jeffrey Epstein.)

Trump: "Nancy Pelosi got caught when her daughter did a documentary, she's a documentaryess."

Trump: "Steve Scalise was dead, I went to the hospital, his wife was looking for the next guy down the pipe. I had one where the dog died and the husband died at the same time, I said I love this dog so much, her husband left her a fortune, the dog was devastated. Tom Emmer has a great wife, too."

Trump sounds horrible as he makes the death of Doug LaMalfa all about himself.

These poor Venezuelans thought they were going to be liberated. Now they're hiding afraid to go to work or open their businesses for fear of more retribution by the Maduro regime. And it's being rumored Miller will be helping out Delcy Rodriguez. These people are beyond fucked.

Americans who didn't vote for Trump have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever today.

Stephen Miller: "Trump is very wise and understanding, he spoke very eloquently and movingly about the bright future of the Venezuelan people."

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Good point youtu.be/hITzVSw6t18?... The same forces backing the fascists defeated by the USSR. are behind the global rising of fascism now. Notably in germany and Italy again.

Bernie Sanders: "Trump said America First. Last I heard 60% of the people in this country are living paycheck-to-paycheck, people can't afford housing or groceries, our healthcare system is collapsing. Maybe instead of running Venezuela, he might try to do a better job running the USA."