I like to keep up with friends who have moved away, but I don't like it when the reason is to make sure their kid didn't die in a school shooting at their college. #fuckguns

Go Navy Beat Army Fuck Trump

I want to see the CCR ratings, the TMBG ratings and the GWAR ratings.

CLINTNH1.BMF

How do you fuck up Jordan?

Infantino is an amateur. Sepp Blatter would have made trump give him an award.

Respect to Wayne Gretzky for not preparing for this at all. You miss 100% of the pronunciations you don't practice for.

I will die if this opportunity to take part in the wide cultural experience of the World Cup ends up with the US in a group with Australia, Scotland and Ireland. 😂

Japan-Netherlands could be spicy

Australia is a nice draw

His name is Rio, finds it hard to understand. So here's some schoolkids come to lend a helping hand.

Seriously, these folks are the best www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtkO...

The BBC Scotland guy (I think he's a comedian) just said the panel looked like a weird game of FMK

Big Soccer edgelord circa 2004

"I know I'm not allowed to swear, but this is the closest I have come to it all day." BBC Scotland presenter watching this dumbass sketch with Infantino and Rio

My streams are misaligned and I am listening to the BBC Scotland people thinking the draw will be starting when, in reality, it is time for Lauryn Hill. They were so hopeful the pomp and circumstance was done. (No shade to her - just they are tired of the spectacle in the best Scottish way.)

OK, now we move onto trying to avoid hearing Alexi Lalas speak

"For all I know, this guy could have been on Saved by the Bell," BBC Scotland commentator watching the TV broadcast of the draw interviewing someone.

It's criminal that Troy Deeney hasn't legally changed his name to Troydini

I just want to know two things about this draw. 1. Warn me when Trump might speak so I don't have to listen to that dickhead. 2. Tell me exactly when they will start pulling ping pong balls. That's all I give a shit about.

You'll be visited by three spirits the three spirits

Big stars grace our stage. #drewbarrymore #improv #baltimore #comedy

I am re-watching Season 1 of @taskmaster.tv and forgot how funny it was when they made Josh do tasks that no one else had to do. Please more of that in future seasons @alexhorne.bsky.social.

I'm an eternal optimist, and even I know that Grayson's arm is cooked.

Don't know who she is. Don't care who she is. Don't know the dude. Don't care about the dude. People who God up media figures deserve this kind of hell.

Bill - If you think that was good, here's the BBC Scotland call. You're welcome 🙂

I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.

Scotland

Motherfucking sports, man

For context bsky.app/profile/foot...

Sports, man

Yes! Ireland! What a finish!

Fair play to Hungary for not bitching about that being 15 seconds after the 5 minutes

My interest in the World Cup just increased

Troy Fucking Parrot

HOLY FUCK IRELAND

Happy “Why the fuck doesn’t The Onion own Infowars” day for those who celebrate!

Join us at @highwireimprov.bsky.social, during the Highlandtown First Friday Art Walk, for a showcase of Cute Animals on Ice. We will be live drawing on the Art Fight Canvas from topics from our newest card game. Share this and bring your friends! Graphic by @saboyland.bsky.social #art #improv

Behind on my soccer highlights but spending part of my Saturday morning watching a stadium full of Irish people mock Cristiano Ronaldo is a good way to start the weekend.

He always does this #batman #improv #baltimore

Love seeing that the change so many people demanded in order to make MLS "respected" is now being picked apart and criticized for making MLS a joke. #OriginalFan

Live feed of future Senate proceedings.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

I bet @thebaseballproject.bsky.social could get a whole album from this World Series alone. Maybe even a whole LP side just from Game 7.

These people create hell every day

He could have been a legendary Oriole, but this is bullshit.

She's just a bill

I am not afraid to admit that I like this Dodgers team. Good for them. Dudes pitching two days in a row. Everyone except Ohtani going yard. Mookie. They are expensive, but they are fun.

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here