Me in the 88th minute of the Austria -Algeria match: Ugh, I'm tired and don't feel like watching a bunch of sideways passes. Time to get ready for bed. Austria and Algeria:

My favorite part about people who don't follow soccer complaining about the offside law is how clear and unambiguous the rules around a catch are in football

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Yes.

I used to coach high school wrestling. We had a really good team one year, but another school in our classification was just next level. At one point, it was obvious we would not win states, but I knew I needed to motivate my kids. (1/3)

Honestly, I can't wait to fuck them waffle chocolate motherfuckers up

they are raging about our guest splasher while sitting in their trucks stuck behind kids doing wheelies. O’s pride night + bike party pride ride is too much winning. we are tired of all the winning

Just here to say ICE agent Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good as she was driving away. Sue me.

I did an improv show tonight in front of maybe six people, and it was weird and funny and worth every second of it when all of us knew exactly what scene we needed at the end. Fuck those people who missed those moments of genius.

WETPAINT.BMF

The king of Saudi Arabia is 90 years old and has dementia. The last time Trump met him was nine years ago.

I was told Iran's offensive capability was destroyed and yet they just took the lead over Egypt???????

And the worst

Sports are the best

“my passion is graphic design”

So our superstar coach is big mad the media didn't congratulate him on doing the bare minimum? #USMNT

This is hereby known forever as the "tiny taps, tiny taps, tiny taps" World Cup.

It would really take the sting out of this loss if Elias were to get the Lane Kiffin USC treatment when trying to board the plane home

Scotland playing out of the back

What the fuck was that wall doing?

We are all part of Poch's Army We are all out to win the league And we'll really fuck them up When we win the World Cup 'Cause the US is the greatest football team

Happy Juneteenth, frens!

There is a full on white dude at the bar where I am watching the match wearing a Mexico jersey. #usmnt

You can tell the non-soccer fans at a watch party like this because they aren't shitting their pants up 2-0 at the half. #usmnt

Haven't seen a second chance like that after a Croatian mistake since Graham Platner

pausa de hidratación

How the fuck is he unmarked like that?

Amazing

We’re just innocent men

That match killed a parlay bet I had today, but it is the kind of thing that makes the tournament special.

The best thing about the name being removed from the Kennedy Center is safe (usually white) people realizing that physical labor up in the air requires patience and precision in order for people to not, you know, DIE!

The way the draw works out, it is really nice we get Australia next and can keep the pressure up

THIS ALL FUCKING DAY LONG

I hate panel discussions, but when it is Clint and Landon after this game, inject it into my veins

While Lalas is a turd, I love the dichotomy of Thierry's "you can't rest" and Zlatan's "you have to enjoy it" mentality.

Or 4-1 win. That was to make Mommy happy

Post 3-1 win vibes after watching this team for 30+ years

Wait, I clicked "No" on both teams to score. FUCK

Do not underestimate the power of guys who are in the mid to late 20s playing in a World Cup knowing that this could end in a ridiculously huge contract in August.

I have a US wins, +2.5 and both teams to score bet so I would be cool with us losing briefly focus after 85 minutes

VAR Mistaken Identity

Poch seems to have instilled something in this team that has been missing since Bruce Responsibility > Position or Formation

When I'm accused of being the one who ate all the leftover chicken fingers out of the fridge

That announcement could have been more Dutch

I like this ref and the VAR crew

Louganis Almiron

Fuck, I love this team

Jacob Misiorowski!! 15 strikeouts 95 pitches Shutout That’s the most strikeouts in a Maddux (shutout on fewer than 100 pitches) since pitch counts have been tracked (1988)

The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit