Becoming exponentially more religious the more it becomes clear that god will no longer let this man throw a party.

The administration’s rapid response account is… mad at the Weather Channel. For reporting the weather.

Unable to stand up to Iran or Israel, birthday boy Trump is out here starting beef with the Weather Channel. We are officially living in the stupidest of all timelines.

Before everyone celebrates the supposed US-Iran peace deal: Maybe remember that Trump was pushing for a deal to be signed on his birthday for symbolic purposes. Actual deal won’t be signed until June 19th. Let’s see what happens with Strait of Hormuz traffic in the interim.

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." —The Declaration of Independence

Exactly

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I find myself explaining the same thing to people—as a Trump biographer—in *every* Trump scandal: *never* celebrate battle wins rather than war victories, and *never* accept his word. Don't celebrate over the Kennedy Center until the tarp is DOWN, or an Iran "deal" until SIGNED.

This new "peace deal" is nothing more than a letter of intent to maintain a cease-fire for 60 days. It ain't worth the digital paper it's written on. And don't worry, Trump will most likely screw it up in the next 72 hours anyway.

So lift all sanctions on Iran, pay $300B for reconstruction, another $24B for good measure, we don't get the nuclear materials, and Israel pulls out of Lebanon which they say they won't do. Got it.

Trump got rolled and our ass-kissing media are too chickenshit to say it.

Every. Single. Word. Of. This.

#satire @theonion

My husband jokingly yelled from the living room "but I thought the government controls the weather"

Fucking Donald Trump is now in contempt of court. TAKE HIS FUCKING NAME OFF THE BUILDING NOW.

If you were to count a billion seconds, it would take you 31.69 years Anyway, a billion is 0.1% of a trillion

Down with Citizens United. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

2 minute warning.

Democrats have a chance to fight back and level the playing field ahead of the 2028 elections — and they’re starting to do just that. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Just give me a pogo stick and a crowbar, and I'll have it done in 10 minutes.

Story. Of. My. Life.

On Wednesday, the U.S. military bombed what appeared to be drinking water facilities in southwestern Iran. It is unclear whether the strikes were an intentional attempt to destroy civilian infrastructure. Such an attack would be classified as a war crime under international law.

Strikes on Bemani damaged key water reservoir for 20,000 people living in area amid a historic drought in the country

Buttigieg: Nowhere in the Constitution does it say that there have to be nine Supreme Court justices. That one doesn't even take a constitutional amendment. It just takes a readiness to set up a court that fits this country.

I started with one doctor and somehow unlocked the entire healthcare cinematic universe.

Oh look, US stocks climbed to session highs after Trump said he called off strikes planned for tonight against Iran. #FuckOffWorld #collapse

Um. NO.

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In January, Zohran Mamdani took action against bankrupt landlord Pinnacle, which was responsible for over 5,000 housing violations. Thanks to his intervention, Pinnacle's new owners have forgiven millions in tenants' back rent. This is what governing for the people looks like.

I just muted UFC because I just can't...

1/ Five cases of New World screwworm have now been confirmed in the U.S., Texas has declared an emergency, and Canada immediately restricted livestock imports. Most people had never heard of screwworm until last week (or maybe just now). That's because we eradicated it from the U.S. in 1966.🧵

There’s so much wrong with the Wired Long Covid article. It’s hard to know where to start The conflicts of interest. The misrepresentation. The book deal But the real life harm to chronically ill patients is what concerns me most The article gives people permission to blame us

#Ebola update from DRC: Confirmed cases are now at 635, with 127 confirmed deaths. There were 37 new cases yesterday including 12 deaths. It appears the number of case contacts being followed is still quite low, about six per confirmed case. insp.cd/sitrep-n26-m...

Hitting civilian populations has been all the rage lately. I hear it used to be a war crime. #Satire

Quiz! Leftward Progressive here. www.pewresearch.org/politics/qui...

Imagine hosting the FIFA World Cup and the Olympics just to prove your country is too authoritarian and xenophobic to actually let the world in.

Oh look, the DRC’s government said yesterday the number of confirmed Ebola cases has risen to 598, with 115 deaths, while the case-fatality rate of the outbreak now stands at 19.2%. #collapse

If true, I have serious concerns about this being a war crime. Under the laws of armed conflict: Proportionality: the military advantage has to outweigh the anticipated civilian harm. Hard to see what military advantage would outweigh robbing 20k people of drinking water.

We live in the most ignorant timeline. "The World Health Organization classifies indoor tanning devices & ultraviolet radiation as carcinogenic, meaning they can cause cancer. They're in the same category as cigarette smoking, asbestos and plutonium." www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...

Yesterday. 12 pm. 50+ people? 5 organizations. I love my job and I'm very good at it. But...So hot humid. It rained right after we finished! 🙏🏻 I'm a puddle. Came home straight to bed. I grieve the me I was before the Chronic Illnesses exploded. Thanks Long Covid. m.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0B...

I hate it here.

I love the ceremonial booing of Trump. That keeps America great.

Israeli strikes have killed 3,637 people in Lebanon since March, with 11,188 wounded, the Health Ministry says.

When DOGE arrived at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, the operatives had no real background in nuclear issues. They boxed out experienced hands, forcing resignations and massive exodus of talent. Over 400 people have since left or been forced out. Our full story: https://propub.li/4wVTCxq

A new USPS rule created to carry out Trump’s plans to restrict mail-in voting is an “unconstitutional attack,” the American Postal Workers Union (APWU) said. Congress created the USPS as an independent entity from the White House, the union says. https://bit.ly/4v0an9x

Well fuck.

I'm gonna guess um, not complying with international humanitarian law.

endless screaming.

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🚨 Iran has launched ballistic missiles at Saudi Arabia’s Prince Sultan Airbase—home to U.S. troops—according to Israel’s Channel 12, as retaliation Israel’s latest strikes on Iran