We were promised a rapture and all we got was crap sure.

Go to Texas to teach! It'll be fun! #Satire www.chron.com/culture/arti...

I can't with this

The nonrelegation doctrine

"Sir, come on out here. We're actually nice people! We aren't fascists. By the way, and this is completely unrelated, have you seen the movie Sophie's Choice?" #Satire

What. the. actual. fuck.

Emma Watson is doing a DPhil (PhD) in Creative Writing at Oxford! Excellent. Extrinsic rewards don’t make you happy. Find something you love. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...

BREAKING: Every Administrative Agency appears to have disappeared today, proving the long-standing agency rapture theory.

Some thoughts on “The Big Chill: What a Law Professor Can and Cannot Say These Days.” I hope I’m still around tomorrow. www.dorfonlaw.org/2025/09/the-...

Was putting in my order with my drug dealer. He was fine with the crack cocaine and the crystal meth, but expressed concern for me when I ordered the Tylenol. #Satire

Breaking: Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning so there will be six more years of no rapture.

"Look, we are a labor union. We’re going to fight & respond to this moment...We're standing for what we always stood for...a powerful higher-education sector that leads to innovation & social mobility & is a bedrock of our democracy." —Todd Wolfson, AAUP President #DefendHigherEd #AcademicSky

BREAKING: Supreme Court rules 6-3 that only President Trump has the authority to determine a rapture. #Satire

We have always been at war with Tylenol

Doesn’t matter if you teach it all as history.

Election Law...

May I submit for your consideration Federal Courts?

West Point in the mix of academic freedom: apnews.com/article/west...

this was just today

When all the pipes burst tomorrow people are going to be big mad they misheard. #Rupture

Corporate law should be up top. All norms, no law. Feel free to violate and say it was just like your judgment man

Tylenol to make generous donation to President Trump's 2028 Campaign. #Satire

Admiralty Law?

2025 List of Worst Law School Subjects to Teach in Order of their Lack of Existence: 1. Public International Law 2. Constitutional Law 3. Administrative Law 4. Immigration Law 5. Antitrust Law Before you object, note I deliberately added the word LAW.

Today, I issued an executive order designating the Association for Pineapple Pizza a terrorist organization. Then I took some tylenol because I had a headache.

There's three branches of Government. The Executive, and the Rubber Stamp Branches.

Good-bye, administrative state.

“They are also essential to the integrity of higher education institutions and the trust placed in them by students and the public.” Full text on our blog below! ⬇️ aaup-texas.org/blog/f/uphol... 3/3

“These principles are not optional. The First Amendment to the US Constitution—the ultimate binding legal authority in the United States—requires administrators to uphold these principles + courts may hold administrators personally liable for violations of these principles.” 2/3

🔔Our open letter to academic leaders in TX: “As pressures mount on TX public institutions of higher education, we write on behalf of faculty across the state to remind you of your obligations to protect academic freedom and due process.” 1/3

Per @variety.com: "[I]t remains unclear if all ABC affiliates will air Kimmel’s program."

"If you are pregnant, your only real hope is Ivermectin," the President continued. #Satire apnews.com/article/tyle...

From the Texas Conference of AAUP (@texasaaup.bsky.social): Upholding Faculty Rights to Academic Freedom and Due Process aaup-texas.org/blog/f/uphol...

Oh, they're totally going to blame the mothers for the existence of autistic people. It's eugenics wrapped in misogyny.

“In the interest of justice …”https://fortune.com/2025/07/13/pam-bondi-dismisses-charges-utah-plastic-surgeon-covid-vaccines-michael-kirk-moore/

See how easy that is? More of this.

New on The Sling: Seth Frotman writes about the common interest of small business, workers, and consumers: Fighting corporate abuse. Check it out! www.thesling.org/standing-wit...

Per my last post—and much of my recent timeline (please see that)—Alabama has another nitrogen-gassing execution Thursday, the state’s 6th. Now in case you missed it when originally published, here are an additional “5 reasons why Alabama shouldn't gas human beings to death.” 🆓link: archive.ph/yOPJs

Compass buys Anywhere. New company will be called Misdirection. #Satire www.wsj.com/real-estate/...

Hey, A&M Folks. *Cough*

Name something a TV Station might do to demonstrate authoritarian compliance. Survey says!

hey political scientists, wake up, wild new country-pair just dropped.

Ah yes, the loving language of *checks notes* calling everyone who has any policies of government doing anything a Marxist. Totally unlike that hateful namecalling we were complaining about yesterday. #Satire

Sure! Why not? It's not like we have a Constitution anymore. F*ck the 22nd Amendment, along with all the other ones! #Satire

Bondi’s rhetoric is a particularly “alarming threat” given her status overseeing American law enforcement, said Veena Dubal, general counsel of the AAUP. It is also “a signal that not only does this administration not care about the first amendment, they don’t seem to really understand it.”

Found an exciting book about merger efficiencies and economies of scale. Can't wait to see what happens at the end! #Satire

To quote the bard, I do believe if you don't like things you leave.

CEOs worry Trump's psychopathic behavior is putting a damper on their own psychopathic behavior. #Satire fortune.com/2025/09/21/b...

The Cellar-Kefauver Act, which, in part, closed a loophole related to asset acquisitions, has in its legislative history concerns that industrial concentration would lead to fascism. Wonder how an anti-Marxist would vote if they read Kapital Volume I and saw the end Marx did.

It's easier to bully a concentrated media than dispersed media, but McCarthy did it. But let's not pretend the media wasn't engaged in self-interest, either: McCarthy's witchhunt sold. And there were threats as well. Santayana was right. houstonpbs.pbslearningmedia.org/resource/ame...