when i was a teen i had this idea to turn a pair of jeans into jorts in the front but leave the back half full length, like mullet jorts so if you see anyone around town wearing them you know who to thank

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old. “8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

Can't believe Zohran did it!

>tfw you're engaging online and still can't find out what the pairov accords are

one of the benefits of having a best friend is ripping a wet one then rolling up the window so it gets pulled into the other seat

"erasure of white culture" is just white people being so functionally and morally weak they can't outmatch the weeaboos in listening to foreign music.

The Atlantic is the most prominent example of the subtle hideousness that excretes from the polite revanchist wing of the ruling class

im in the IDF and i lost my legs in the war trying to siphon cum from a 19 year old General who threw the pin and dropped the grenade

back in high school my best friend and i had a CAD class together and every day we’d find a chance to kick each other in the balls really really hard. everyone thought we hated each other so they were super confused seeing us hang out.

it is also not funny grabbing my wrist while im reaching for the fresh corn bread and shoving my hand into the corn bread then shouting CORN BOY CORN BOY so everyboduy looks

>Platner front and center over Mamdani

let us inside

Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?

For clarity: they are also trying to eliminate birthright citizenship at which point they can determine who "belongs" in America regardless of any status. These are related efforts and both must be defeated. These are weapons of the enemy and we gotta say no.

No, Democrats should not play that game, its gross. But they should make clear this policy is null and void no matter what SCOTUS says once they take office, and that those three will face justice for their crimes.

yes we did, where the fuck were you again

still looking for those photos of amy klobuchar on the streets standing up to ICE like we saw from jason chavez and elliott payne and doron clark, to name just a handful of electeds who are out here protecting people

Discord lied. they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company. “facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

the rat shack's rebranding really missed a unique opportunity to lean into the old-bearded-guys-who-like-to-stand-around-and-talk-about-their-projects market. let me tell you why i needed this very specific six pin radial pot made by one guy in a garage overseas who's been doing it for 50 years.

defense wins championships

Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job. In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike. The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.

im in the IDF and i lost my legs in the war trying to siphon cum from a 19 year old General who threw the pin and dropped the grenade

witnesses say it sounded something like this www.myinstants.com/en/instant/c...

hi @banrion6.bsky.social — just fyi, all women (whether they have testicles or not) produce testosterone. in fact, it’s produced in the ovaries & cis women can have higher levels of testosterone naturally (often seen with PCOS). anyways, allyship isn’t conditional, so yours won’t be missed ☺️

The fuck is this shit?

i just googled these things called testicles? wild stuff!

Ending this operation is not enough. We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.

I've been going to these fancy conferences and just doing a gloves off thing for the last few months and I feel freer than a guy with five DUIs riding an ebike on a sidewalk.

surprised it's only one, she looks like a thesaurus of racial slurs nobody's heard since 1910

Couldn’t make a crueler caricature if I tried

whenever i see a comment that can't be viewed i'll usually check skythread.mackuba.eu, then ill be able to see if its cause of bskys stupid moderation or if i've blocked them normal style

dear god please let elon go through with it it would be so funny

if this dickhead's half assed griftholes sink hogwart's into the swamp I would be so happy, but they should all be fired for even reading his proposal, let alone awarding it

when i die i want my ashes to be put in a butt plug for my husband to wear and then every time he farts imma go flying like a champagne cork

There we go I knew the internet would have the real original somewhere bsky.app/profile/math...

my job at the dick sucking factory is safe. for now

your signature when you get to the last of the xmas cards

if he can catapult satellites he can catapult big rocks which is exactly the nightmare doomsday scenario brianna wu warned us about

dems hearing the dow is over 50000 dollars

this is the single funniest thing I have ever read in my life, holy shit. holy fucking shit.