pain in your scrotum?

man who took an axe to usaid suddenly has opinions about needless death

thank you for the fine china rose-painted tea set but what we really needed was food and a roof over our heads.

and by this im referring to the entitled white majority and particularly in australia where millennials are living in shared rentals in their late 40s with no possibility they'll ever get into the housing market.

oh fuck right off. they are hoarders, they spend money on shit with no resale value and they are the absolute worst investors bcoz they are the most uneducated of all generations sheesh

idk what those ghosts of christmas past, present and future are doing these days but i can tell you what they're not doing and that is their job.

ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about

Mumford devouring his Sons

throwback to november 2022 when amanda did plan b color scheme for my mullet

If you want to see what a genuine psychopath looks like, here you go.

Sure! Here is a screenshot of this post:

many thanks to brigitte bardot for opening another much needed public toilet

Brigette Bardot is best known to me as an unrepentant racist.

could an ai ever concept or make coffee packaging that goes this hard, no. mission impossible ass instant coffee

Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

Calling mentally ill teenagers alienated by capitalism weak minded voice: I am a good person.

you're a bad person

this is of a piece with doctors being taught Black people feel less pain

With respect to this worthy project, it is also horribly wrong to send people with violent convictions and gang tattoos to die in inhuman conditions a thousand miles from home

some of the more insidious consent manufacturing i've ever encountered. subtle enough that you might ingest a few ideas before realizing the whole point of the piece is to tell you that being raped and killed by heartless, soulless thugs is fine, actually, and you like it.

kancin go on cumtown

"Young people's shifting views on Israel and the conflict in Gaza are largely influenced by "pro-Palestine propaganda" and "totally made up" videos on social media platforms like TikTok. You know who said that? Netanyahu? Trump? Miller? Uh, no that was Hillary Clinton. The old guard needs to go.

"it's called fashion, look it up"

My man has put his cat in a bundle

GIve to Ryan!

neat thing about writers at the atlantic is they're so stupid you can legally have them put to sleep at the humane society

How I’m walking out of 2025

The autism in my brain is also in my ass.

No.

@callmesmols.bsky.social it us

Yeah I’m a GAMER General Anxiety disorder MEdication Resistant

let me speak to your manager

stumble into quicksand, stumble into dead body under quicksand, stumble into macguffin on dead body, stumble into just the right spot on land where macguffin points you to other macguffin

huh

@mathletesfoot.bsky.social can i come over and look at u like this

@callmesmols.bsky.social BRUNO BEAR

whats Mandarin for "oh lawd he comin"

whoever was the stylist for margot robbie in this pic? you get the guillotine. why would you do this? the only answer i can think of is that you hate aussie actors or something my gawd

I haven't had a real good morning in months. If you have a spare coin for the treasury, please like and subscribe here:

sure as long as i can look at you like this when the lights are off, in the dark

the fangs

my kid wanted to do a chatgpt pizza recipe and i had to point out you don't want three tablespoons of salt in the dough

@callmesmols.bsky.social can i come over and look at u like this

Random pic or 2026 will be bad? I dont believe in such superstitions, unless... i mean it couldnt hurt right?