do not look at me. do not talk to me.

Describe your cat’s personality with one photo

I lost my SNAP benefits days ago. I was nervous about mentioning this, but I have to survive. Any help would be appreciated so I don't go into a diabetic coma and so that I may stock up on groceries further. Thank you for being kind, gracious, and patient with me. Nothing but love and gratitude.

I love living in the modern era, cause encountering shit like this on the daily is certainly a treat

Describe your cat’s personality with one photo

thing looks like what turned alex winter in freaked and fine okay i'll try it

all of his many qualifications aside the main guy i want heading up a national investigation and law enforcement agency is someone who looks like he's shrugging all the time

trump was a registered democrat from 2001-2009.

In a motel doing a podcast?

children please send me your bones

ahh much better thank you computers

Have now seen two stories from major local broadcast outlets in Chicago repeating a claim by DHS that shots were fired and paint cans/bricks were thrown today in Little Village, with the only "evidence" being a post from the agency on a nazi website. This is more than irresponsible.

this very specific Type was birthed from the same CIA op that helped radicalize ted kaczynski. they all have that One Friend that came out of nowhere and introduced them to the sunglasses rack at Circle-K

Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

ive never seen someone look both so bloated and so gaunt, it looks like his plugs are jumping ship

it’s a real kick in the damn dick watching an english actress playing a minnesotan out in brainerd. you ever hear emma thompson say “uff da”?

found an old grocery list.

Some people actually believe that real life is like The West Wing and not... real life. Can someone wake these weirdos up from their broken perceptions of what is and isn't reality?

Mayor-elect Mamdani reported as saying that not only does Batman smell and that robin laid an egg, he allowed the batmobile to be vandalized and let the Joker get away

hear that y'all bring your outdoor guns inside for a spell

This may surprise you, but the brightest people don’t live in Davis County

how does she manage to be so cute even with the world like this

lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Kp...

why did u delete this

Everyone rushed to call this a cave. Schumer called their bluff with a softball offer that he knew they’d reject, and that gives the GOP *even more* ownership of the shutdown and its consequences

Yeah, but probably in the “Wehrmacht creating a slush-fund for its generals and party officials working in the arms industry” way.

Yes but those are just her words

the moms actually left because bethany has a constant stream of sour yellow sludge flowing from her mouth and it scares children

Republicans would rather waste millions and harm old people than accept a minuscule property tax increase

too many movies with bad guy truckers how about a good guy trucker in an old peterbilt 359 with a crowbar i’d watch that

omg it comes with spot

lol

so is he gonna do something about his state troopers frolicking with ICE or nah

how's everyone jumping to pregnant bill and not inflation porn bill

he's trying to wyle e coyote a bunch of high school girls in by making the place look like a sweet 16

as a kid in the early 90s i came across this book from the 80s. i was like "rad! i can't wait to have a whole computer in my pocket!" i didn't know what it would be like! i didn't know!!

Every Centrist two days ago: *pushes up glasses* Actually the extremely handsome and popular guy cannot possibly defeat the hated sex criminal. It's impossible because in America people do not like it when you help them. If you don't believe this, you're not a serious thinker.

how's everyone jumping to pregnant bill and not inflation porn bill

it's called the tush push and it's very common in football