Cargoshortasaurus
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Avid CAC reader. Retired bassoonist. 49ers fan. Potato seeking self-improvement every day. He/him.
Sports writing at its best. Wonderful article.
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'It was a gift': French goalie Junca's birthday was a memorable one despite 10-2 loss to Canadian stars | CBC Sports
Imagine, for a few horrifying moments, that you have woken up as Julian Junca, the starting goalie for France. It’s your birthday. You have just turned 28. And you are facing Canada in Olympic hockey.
https://www.cbc.ca/sports/olympics/winter/hockey/milano-cortina-canada-france-hockey-chris-jones-feb15-9.7091341
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Mina Kimes
about 20 hours ago
Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times
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It is a lovely morning in the Real America™️
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RIP Legend
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Unsurprising when you remember Pirro failed to bring charges against Robert Durst, the most patently guilty organism to ever walk the earth.
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the joy of victory and the agony of defeat. the beginning of abc wide world of sports was the best tv ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csvv...
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The original Agony of Defeat (1970)
YouTube video by Rog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsvvhqpKRQ0
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Dudes rock
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From the interestingasfuck community on Reddit: Guys in Africa playing a sober drinking game
Explore this post and more from the interestingasfuck community
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/LrBE8tsTIz
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Every “Cajun” restaurant I’ve been to outside of Louisiana has been clienteled by people who would lapse into a sedation-requiring panic if they ever found themselves in New Orleans.
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In a just world, Rosie Perez would have three Oscars, one for White Men Can’t Jump, one for It Could Happen To You, and one for Fearless.
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3 days ago
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Imagine using Mardi Gras to essentially be mad online
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Parker Molloy
3 days ago
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
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cait (and adonis)
4 days ago
let's stay together
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the maya ventura television network
5 days ago
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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depths of wikipedia
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Razzball
7 days ago
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
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Barracks soldiers at Fort Wainwright next winter:
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7 days ago
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David Dylan Thomas
7 days ago
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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Fergie’s “Clumsy” on loop
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8 days ago
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Sydney Bauer
8 days ago
All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
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Would love to know how a store in Texas can sell a Ma Deuce to anyone ever
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Dan Holt
9 days ago
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Dex Anderson
9 days ago
i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
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No, it cannot.
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Never Brief the Throwaway COA
9 days ago
Jake Paul didn't tell people shit, he nudged that out with his thumbs on his little beep-boop phone while sucking down his dinner through a goddamn straw.
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Jason Myers got robbed
9 days ago
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Templeton Peck
9 days ago
Seattle is up by 15. Seattle's kicker scored 15 points. The obvious choice for MVP is the kicker.
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Collinsworth just likened Sam Darnold to Joe Flacco
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Snow Burrow
9 days ago
Rough couple Super Bowls for guys named Drake.
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Sickos Committee
9 days ago
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
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Chris Collinsworth just referred to DeMarcus Lawrence as a “force multiplier.”
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Okay Hat
9 days ago
Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing
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🍓🪼🛸 Ezi 🇵🇷🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
9 days ago
Ma’am it started with a sugar cane workers cutting sugar cane in the fields. He gave the Grammy to Liam Ramos. He explicitly focused on the electric grid crisis in the island. The show from start to finish was explicitly political.
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I knew it!
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9 days ago
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Jason Kirk
9 days ago
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
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Is that Pedro Pascal?
9 days ago
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Peter Sagal
9 days ago
I’m only watching because there’s still a chance the Bears could come back and win this thing
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Adam Weinstein
9 days ago
Don't tell me a triple option wouldn't make this game more fun to watch
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Absolutely amazing
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cozy fan tutte
9 days ago
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
9 days ago
This game is awful, but if it gets 10% worse it’ll get awesome
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What the hell was with the editing in that preview?
9 days ago
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Boneless, ideally.
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Same Sad Echo
9 days ago
give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK
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Harry Connolly (he/him)
9 days ago
I never noticed this either.
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This post is uninformed at best. There’s no way to tell just by looking if a dick is expired. Even several days past the “Best If Used By” date a dick is usually perfectly fine. This is not just pedantry; it has real consequences. The United States is one of the world’s most egregious dick wasters.
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Arin Arcady
10 days ago
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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In the nearly five decades since I first saw one in action, Zamboni machines have never ceased to fascinate me.
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Patrick Monahan
11 days ago
They’ll be hearing from his father
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Great Art: famously only made by the comfortably wealthy
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