Editor: You get that photo of Harrison Ford and Oscar the Grouch? Photographer: Sure did, boss, real fuckin’ sexy just like you wanted. Editor: What

Sounds thrilled to be in Cleveland.

I did not need to know this. I would like to go back to not knowing this.

It is a lovely evening in the Real America™️

The clinical notes from a recent doctor visit described me as “a pleasant male,” and I will be listing this prominently as an accomplishment on my OER Support Form.

Obama held an annual sit down interview to review his March Madness bracket.

gonna yell “THEYRE JUST TOYS” in the theater every time it gets emotional during Toy Story 5

One of the most baffling decisions in recent political history was the Harris-Walz campaign’s shift away from the very resonant and patently true talking point that the GOP is led by a bunch of creepy weirdos.

New rule, if you're a "how is diversity our strength???" dipshit you are not allowed to root for the team whose star player is an agnostic biracial frenchman representing a majority hispanic city bsky.app/profile/eric...

It is always right to fight against wrong things. Always, always, always.

Oh, great, good for them.

Bluesky is an ichthyosaur app.

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

This kid fucking spelled a Welsh thing correctly give him the trophies for the next 20 years

Apparently there was a problem Mr. Ice did not solve.

When the Steelers-Bengals rivalry was at its peak.

The Montana National Guard just got a little bit less cool.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUU OREGON VS THE WORLD

There’s no episode in which some techbro who’d been direct-commissioned to Starfleet Admiral admonished Captain Picard to “get on the android boat or drown.”

Ok this is a truly great tweet

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a very good boy with a gun

Unauthorized release of classified information cannot be prosecuted if it’s done in Pig Latin.

They are bouncy CASTLES and castles are, as we ALL know, instruments of the landed nobility’s OPPRESSION and EXPLOITATION of the masses.

Ok, that’s a kaiju origin scene if I’ve ever seen one.

Like to thank a troop. RT to unthank a troop that has previously been thanked

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

Beavers are infrastructure

Well, buddy, you threw the bulk of the military’s most advanced long range precision munitions against Iran, making us much worse off strategically as a result, so I don’t think you’re a credible authority on what to throw at an enemy.

Something I’ve pondered much in the past few years is a TED Talk by the psychotherapist Esther Perel. She concluded her talk by saying when she counsels couples who are coping with the aftermath of infidelity, she begins by saying “Your marriage is over. Would you like to start a new one?”

Grogu did not react outwardly as the verdict was read, though soft crying could be heard in the gallery.

I understand if you don’t like IPA. They can be harsh, they’re not everyone’s preference, and there are a lot of bad IPAs out there. And hey, you might even be right. Maybe they are inferior to other styles of beer. But they won. IPAs won. They’re everywhere. That’s just reality.

Le Blauque!

There is no worse, more cowardly hairstyle than the Situational Mullet.

Schlicter finally got a job

Robert Hanssen may have passed some notes around here and there, but hey, it’s not like he killed anyone.

Do Not Go Into Caves

It was a lovely weekend. I hope you spent some time with a friend.

It is a lovely evening in the Real America™️

It is a fine morning in the Real America™️

The first guy to ever lead his horse to water: WHY ISN’T THIS WORKING

They Shoot Horses and Grogu, Don’t They?

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair