Speaking the Glonzo Voter into existence

The rapture took everyone and I can finally read my books in peace!

Introducing Abolition, by Calvin Klein

Niners are 3-0. Book it.

If he’s Jack’s commander I guess Charlie Kirk’s ghost will soon assign Jack perpetual urinalysis duty.

LFG MEAPIS

Dairy gives us gas. But the memory of who smelt it gives us the knowledge of who dealt it.

Definitely the posture of a strong and confident administration.

It is a spectacular evening in the Real America™️

In-depth interview with Mr Lardner Jr. who outlived most of the scumbags are tormented him and the rest of the Hollywood 10. publishing.cdlib.org/ucpressebook...

Finally, Duolingo serves me the most important word in any language, this time in Swedish:

Dearest K’Ehlar, Tomorrow we will engage the Breen fleet. I do not know if I will survive, but my bat’leth is sharp, my fellow warriors are brave, we are all ready to journey to Sto’Vo’Kor. If it is my fate to fall tomorrow, tell young Larg and Melota of the glory I have brought to our house.

I'll say this: dying at range to an unseen foe, one armed with a family heirloom weapon and little more coherent ideology than a distaste for interlopers, is an honest pitch on military service in the 21st century

The secdef and his ilk believe that there’s a bustling reservoir of capable white conservative men who’d jump to join the military if it just wasn’t so woke, and buddy, that just ain’t true.

¿Y Tú Mama TAMBIÉN? ¿En esta economía??

Live your life so that when you die, people from all walks of life emerge to say “Oh no, he was such a good person and also so hot, but also kind and generous and also really really hot, but also so talented and ludicrously indescribably hot.”

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today

This is the pirate guy from Dodgeball during the part of the movie when he gets depressed and stops dressing like a pirate

I live on the west coast and any professional football game that isn’t wrapped up by 8pm is offensive

My first attempt at pista kheer went…well in fact? I was aiming for a B- for my maiden voyage but I may have achieved a B+ Go me

An NCO threatening to call the police on an unarmed American for peacefully and lawfully clowning on him and his soldiers is maybe the most humiliating self-own I’ve seen the Army commit, and I was there when we adopted the Universal Camouflage Pattern.

It is a very agreeable afternoon in the Real America™️

Mandatory rebloot. Rules are rules.

If you asked me what Trond Grizzell was my two guesses would be either some kind of carpentry tool or a white college football player

No Brock Purdy? No George Kittle? No Brandon Aiyuk? No Kyle Juszczyk? No problem.

This Giants-Cowboys game is so terrible it’s spectacular

Oof

It is a most pleasant evening in the Real America™️

Look at this lil fella, just out there doing its best.

This is what you get for turning your back on the PAC-12, UCLA.

Can’t wait to get reprimanded because @TwoFootDick1488 complained to the secdef that one of my posts was insensitive

First evening when it’s gen-yoo-wine pho eatin’ weather here in these parts and bah god I’m gonna oblige.

There is the Madden Curse, which is largely a myth, and then there is the Whichever Guy The 49ers Just Signed To A Huge Contract Extension Curse, which has a near-100 percent lethality rate.

Oh god, Watch Discourse has come to Bluesky.

Michael Caine is absolutely the realest for his total transparency about his policy of “I will 💯 appear in your dogshit movie if you pay me a lot of money.”

I’ve had subordinates my entire career, I’ve genuinely enjoyed their company in garrison, field training, and on deployments, damn near all of them have been better people than any member of this administration, but I still wouldn’t want them tagging along with me everywhere I went away from work.

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Thank god I’m not a Bears fan

I was worried after yesterday that the Niners might be not very good but watching Vikings-Bears I can confidently say the Niners are not not very good.

A Muzak-adjacent cover of a 3rd-tier 70s band’s self-titled song is an appropriate playout for these two teams

This dude yelling for a timeout like he needs a medic on the battlefield

Nighty night everyone. When there’s darkness in the world, choose to light a candle.

Leaving Lumen Field like

Oh thank god

This might be the worst 49ers ST performance I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something.

Why is Jake Moody??

That’s the King of Louisiana

who won the Vietnam War?