Sports writing at its best. Wonderful article.

Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times

It is a lovely morning in the Real America™️

RIP Legend

Unsurprising when you remember Pirro failed to bring charges against Robert Durst, the most patently guilty organism to ever walk the earth.

the joy of victory and the agony of defeat. the beginning of abc wide world of sports was the best tv ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csvv...

Dudes rock

Every “Cajun” restaurant I’ve been to outside of Louisiana has been clienteled by people who would lapse into a sedation-requiring panic if they ever found themselves in New Orleans.

In a just world, Rosie Perez would have three Oscars, one for White Men Can’t Jump, one for It Could Happen To You, and one for Fearless.

Imagine using Mardi Gras to essentially be mad online

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

let's stay together

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video

Barracks soldiers at Fort Wainwright next winter:

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Fergie’s “Clumsy” on loop

All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.

Would love to know how a store in Texas can sell a Ma Deuce to anyone ever

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

No, it cannot.

Jake Paul didn't tell people shit, he nudged that out with his thumbs on his little beep-boop phone while sucking down his dinner through a goddamn straw.

Jason Myers got robbed

Seattle is up by 15. Seattle's kicker scored 15 points. The obvious choice for MVP is the kicker.

Collinsworth just likened Sam Darnold to Joe Flacco

Rough couple Super Bowls for guys named Drake.

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

Chris Collinsworth just referred to DeMarcus Lawrence as a “force multiplier.”

Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing

Ma’am it started with a sugar cane workers cutting sugar cane in the fields. He gave the Grammy to Liam Ramos. He explicitly focused on the electric grid crisis in the island. The show from start to finish was explicitly political.

I knew it!

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Is that Pedro Pascal?

I’m only watching because there’s still a chance the Bears could come back and win this thing

Don't tell me a triple option wouldn't make this game more fun to watch

Absolutely amazing

No Kings includes Draft Kings

This game is awful, but if it gets 10% worse it’ll get awesome

What the hell was with the editing in that preview?

Boneless, ideally.

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

I never noticed this either.

This post is uninformed at best. There’s no way to tell just by looking if a dick is expired. Even several days past the “Best If Used By” date a dick is usually perfectly fine. This is not just pedantry; it has real consequences. The United States is one of the world’s most egregious dick wasters.

why

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

In the nearly five decades since I first saw one in action, Zamboni machines have never ceased to fascinate me.

They’ll be hearing from his father

Great Art: famously only made by the comfortably wealthy