question for the masses: Can anyone name a tech company that makes a useful product that customers like, doesn't do shady shit, does what they promise tech-wise, treats employees well, and customers like doing business with?

America has finally become the Sparta it desired. A state run by pedophiles who get spanked by Iran as soon as they show up for the war

The oil tank identifies as one of their main battle tanks 😂

We are in such a fucked up place.

A publishing friend wrote me

It was just the pilot. Four agents go undercover as aerobics instructors.

Perfection

Oh, I like this

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

notice how nobody at UFC, Paramount, or the White House is talking about viewership numbers

That spiderman helmet is kinda awesome

Want to know how you know you have shitty management? When your spouse has major surgery and they don’t even ask how they are doing or check in, in any way.

<movie promo voice> ONE MAN... STANDS ALONE... BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES HIM.

Would

On the contrary, aren't all chicken nuggets actually dino nuggets?

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

Raise your hand if you placed a bid on Goodwill’s auction site while you were high and scored a very cool ashtray of a B-47 bomber.

Russia: "Trump is my bitch." Israel: "No, Trump is my bitch." Iran: "No, Trump is my bitch." Algae in the reflecting pool: "No..."

Some dude has been making an ASCII art scene-for-scene recreation of Star Wars. www.asciimation.co.nz

Americans are so confused by World Cup fans.

The Trivago teeth guy freaks me out. I know this isn’t new news, but it’s still true.

Man, I love that WNBA players are getting endorsement deals, but they really need some coaching on their acting/presentation 😂

Taxonomically, Sherm is of the family Canidae, subspecies Canis Familiaris Squishamal 😜

My daughter had some large “squishamals” she said to get rid of. Sherman, who is also a Squishamal, had thoughts on the subject.

Got my wife home. Let the recovery begin.

Oh no!

Now the lip smacker’s wife is watching TikTok videos with no headphones. I may have the answer to my original question.

How do people go through life chewing with their mouth open, smacking their lips with each chew?

Man, I need a nap

While sitting in the hospital waiting room I have watched two episodes of a completely ridiculous TV show called “Scorpion” And you thought CSI and NCIS were technically bad…

So, my wife is out of surgery and in stage 1 recovery. All went well, the tissue goes off for pathology but the doc said she was confident she got it all and the lymph nodes looked normal.

Oh good, the screaming, out-of-control kids have arrived.

So, some guys running a tour and unlicensed bungee jumping outfit in Brazil just tossed a 21 year-old woman off a bridge after forgetting to attach the line… That poor woman.

Ooooooooo

As I recall, the cafeteria in this hospital has a legit breakfast… I should go find out.

When they gave my wife the happy drugs I asked her if I could buy a Unimog. She said yes. I contend this is a binding agreement.

Well, fuck

Well, they gave my wife happy drugs and wheeled her back to surgery… Now I wait

My poor wife has to get a dye injection in a nipple to find a lymph note attached to it… Just the idea of this sounds bad.

Oh, this will pull in a lot of $

Did they ever explain how time dilation wasn’t a factor in interstellar travel in Star Wars?

You know, if 1/6 is okay, and considered just people touring, We should storm every ICE detention center.

My wife has to be at the hospital at 5:30 am. No one in the house likes this.