How I arrived on Bluesky:

Want!

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Ummmmm, is this a problem requiring legislation? Because, if it is, we might have some bigger issues that need to be addressed, like putting that business out of business.

Good. It's about time we started doing this.

He has it all figured out…

If you’ve ever heard it, you know exactly what he’s talking about. It tears at your very humanity.

Aw man, I am sorry to hear this. He’s entertained me so much throughout the years. Fuck cancer.

Sooooo… A Sahed drone costs around $30k - $50k to make and I saw they were able to make hundreds a day… A Patriot costs $2M - $4M and we can only deliver around 620/yr with a planned ramp-up to 2,000/yr. Do the math.

For 40 years Bibi yearned to bomb little girls while Trump yearned to rape them.

NGL, I’m a little surprised Iran doesn’t have a freighter that can launch shaheds from off the coast of Mar-A-Lago or DC

Fucking. Spot. On.

My creditors have yet to acknowledge the 10% cap on interest rates the president decreed would take effect on January 20.

Sherman was a little psycho after we got home, now he is completely passed out on me and snoring. I think the little meat potato missed us.

Show me your uber driver

While travel is fun, getting home is always nice

The sphere in Vegas is a trip

Hey Barron…

Reposting because of his war with Iran (and any number of other reasons)

We have to understand that under this administration there has been a concerted effort using technology and our legal failings post 911 to surveill the population using entities that have no business doing so. This needs to be addressed through the courts, the legislature and the ballot box.

Fuck Trump

LOL, the difference in scale between mainline strip casinos and the Fremont St. casinos in Vegas is something else

Dang, “Dept. Q” on Netflix was a good show. Binged the rest of season 1 on my flight.

You know how I know our society promotes bullshit “ideal” standards for beauty and attractiveness? I sit in the airport and watch people. Even naturally attractive people look nothing like what is promoted on socials and in the media.

Okay, I guess I should get myself ready. Feed the dogs, check the girls, and head to the airport. The boys and girls get spoiled by kiddo and her boyfriend this weekend while we go see “The wizard of oz” in the sphere.

So are lowered pickups a thing again?

one more call and I'm on vacation for a few days

Sherman Update: He has only woken up a couple of times (to go potty and to eat) since getting home from daycare yesterday. Little potato is not used to that level of exertion 😂

Dogs with Sticks

Daycare broke the Sherman 😂😂😂

Sherman needed alone time after a full day of daycare 😂

Sherman Update: He is home from the new daycare, exhausted. He spent most of his time with people rather than with the other dogs. The one exception was Nox, another English Bulldog.

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Aliya Rahman, woman who was dragged out of car by ICE in Minneapolis: "I've spent the last month learning the names of the tendons in my shoulder, because both of my shoulders are torn -- cartilage and tendons. But what I haven't learned is the names of the people who did this to me."

This guy was NOT pleased about getting out of bed for daycare

I just watched the first episode of “Dept. Q” on Netflix. Seems like it will be a good show.

Dear local police forces, When deciding if you should protect ICE, or protect the residents of your community, just remember one thing: ICE will eventually go away, your community will still be there and will remember your choice.

Sherman goes to a new daycare for the first time, tomorrow. It’s gonna quiet around here.

Always fun when your local Ford dealer sends you a text informing you that the steering column on your truck might separate, and it could cause a loss of control... Ummmmm, okay. We should fix that!

Disband DHS & return its component agencies to their pre-9/11 homes. Salt the bureaucratic ashes. Make almost every remaining officer requalify for their own jobs. And bring back that quaint & seldom remembered term, accountability.

Seems legit…

The Gen X urge to come on Eileen

Only U.S. hockey team worth a damn.

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The Gen X urge to never give you up, to never let you down, to never run around and desert you.

The Gen X urge to rock on to Electric Avenue. Then, we’ll take it higher.

I’m old enough to remember when this would have cause his forced resignation.

I have no problem with going to war with Iran. On the strict condition that one child of each Cabinet member is a member of the first infantry platoon that lands there, including Barron Trump. Failing that, not one .22 bullet should be fired there, far less any other munition.