The worst part of home ownership is the unplanned maintenance side-quests. Oh, you planned on finishing up that siding you’re working on? NO! Your wife has discovered a leaking bathroom drain which necessitates two trips to the hardware store, odd contortions of your body, and icky drain stuff!

I wonder if there was a porno made as a spoof of Rambo called, “Ramboner”

If you see this, QTP with a GIF of your favorite wild animal

Pluribus is a trip

Okay, managed to get some work on the house done, get some cleaning done, and made dog food for the week. A good day, to be sure

So, how am I spending my Friday night? Making dog food and cleaning. Am I a party animal, or what?

Cleaning is less annoying g once the edibles kick in.

My wife is in “stamp around the house doing cleanup” mode. I had to start the edibles early

Remember a few weeks ago when Trump brought in a couple bulldozers and demolished about a third of the White House? That was weird.

So, I went and got acupuncture and those Chinese suction cups on my back at the VA today. It was an initial consult, interesting process

“Pluribus” is wacky. I like it

I think I might invest in a track saw. After the holidays I need to make ~30 linear feet of 7' tall bookcases (plywood casework, solid shelves) and it would likely be more efficient than using the table saw. Particularly since I only have a jobsite saw now.

Morning neck rubs

Ungh, Thursday…

Soon…

It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Time to head to the periodontist to finally get these sutures out. Been so annoying the last few days.

Let’s duet

Ungh… Wednesday. (I should also point out that he is NOT supposed to be on the pillows.)

You know, based on old movies, I figured there would be more spontaneous song and dance numbers in our day-to-day lives.

Costco had these 8 oz V8 Energy fruit drinks. They are the perfect carrier for my weed syrup 😂

“And then Teddy did some stuffing of his own…”

It would seem the chicken distribution system is going into effect…

Today was the day I had to switch from just a hoodie to a LINED hoodie. It’s all downhill from here until spring.

Sherman is very happy that dad didn’t realize it was time to book new school reservations. No school for Sherman! He can sleep in!

Sharon Stone is pretty incredible in “Nobody 2”

Oh look, a war on Christmas…

The thing I hate about automotive service surveys for dealers is that everyone knows if you give anything other than perfect scores, the service folks get screwed, even if they weren’t at fault. Makes the whole thing kinda pointless.

Ungh… Monday.

"it's always been black friday"

Oh great, I wonder what’s in these chemtrails? 🙄

My wife purchased a clock at the flea market a couple weeks ago. We haven’t gotten a key for it yet. It started ticking on its own. We might be doomed.

This thing is clean. It’s gonna pull in a few bucks.

… It was about then that the edibles kicked in.

Wait… There’s a “Tony Robbins Network”? He’s still alive?

I’m watching “House of Dynamite” and sitting here knowing how badly things would go if a missile was inbound to the United States.

Bros

Well, technically I don’t have the stick in the house…

OMG...

“Rancho Cucamonga” is fun to say.

So, my daughter called and asked to come get some eggs. Apparently, she perfectly soft boiled a half dozen, peeled them, and had them marinating for ramen when her cat, Calypso, decided eggs would be delicious and bit all six of them 😂

It’s pretty cool watching heavy equipment operators. They are like surgeons with the equipment.

Today I was able to locate a box that I put “somewhere safe” Please clap

I feel like this should be Fitz @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

IT’S HAPPENING! There will be so much room for driveway activities!

This is a dangerous time for me. My edibles have kicked in and there is a truck accessory site on my iPad’s browser…

Didn’t they recently bust and Israeli official in Vegas for going after underage kids and then let him go home?

Man, I miss Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s talent. He was such a good actor.

I’m reminded of the Basic Training scene in “Full Metal Jacket” “You look like the kind of person that would fuck someone in the ass without even having the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around!”