DM: We missed a lot of exposition when you took over the flying rock and turned it into a mode of transportation Me: If you didn't want us flying the rock everywhere, you shouldn't have told us the rock was drigible

Gen X's greatest claims are "I had access to drinking water" and "My parents both had jobs"

I don't remember ever having to update Tony Hawk PRO skater 4 on the PS2. So what could need a whole hour when I just put in the cartridge?

My daughter has completely taken over building this model. I think she's hooked

Personally I would expect a great deal more military action, whether we want it or not

I'm cleaning out my Soviet pins before I put in a new bulk order. These blind bags are $5 until sold out. 15+ pins in each bag whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/pro...

We're playing the hits tonight

Just let this woman be in her 20s

Sad to say the Lacleades landing ex museum is closing for good soon. Hurry in to check out the whole Henry VIII lineup

I'm cleaning out my Soviet pins before I put in a new bulk order. These blind bags are $5 until sold out. 15+ pins in each bag whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/pro...

Shouldn't have given a cricut to a shitposter

Staying up until midnight because I find it rude to be woken up to gunshots

Autism didn't exist in the past? Then how do you explain this guy?

I'm gonna be for real with you: If your sourdough starter needs an LED readout, maybe baking isn't for you

No one wants to fuck dipshit losers and we gotta have a story about it every three months

RIP to one of the best to ever do it online

This guy needs to get a job

How I spent my Christmas vacation

Daughter found my Bloom County comics. This is hoe I learned a lot of politics too

Feel like it's on purpose

House is the worst show to watch in your 40s. Every twinge in my neck is now a rare bacterial infection I got from a banana grown in Nicaragua

About to have the worst night of my life

I'm not sure what anyone in Pride and Prejudice does for money. Income from the quips factory?

I'm watching Pride and Prejudice (Colin Firth) for the first time. In my younger days I'd say I was Mr Darcy, but at heart I've ways been a Mr. Bennett

Dungeon Crawler Carl

A fusion restaurant called Tuvix

Sir Mix A Lot knew what was up

Getting messy tonight

Guess the globe year

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Kirkland brand 9mm Parabellum

Can you imagine the functions check on this thing?

That's right, get that Christmas shit outta here

Folks I hit the vape and started browsing Temu

The final Hallmark Holiday episode is up on Patreon. We completed the Hallmark Hajj to Crown Center in Kansas City and talk about Finding Mr Christmas

My 2026 attitude

Being in your forties is identifying with the Grinch wanting them loud ass Whos to keep it down

It's time for a Christmas tradition: Listening to Santa's A fat bitch by ICP youtu.be/TeLIsYGDQgE?...

It's time for a Christmas tradition: Listening to Santa's A fat bitch by ICP youtu.be/TeLIsYGDQgE?...

We got a real Victorian foggy bottom Christmas tonight

This ain't the surge years, brother

I'm slinging g Yips at Bevo Mill in front of the Busch family naked cherub painting

Alan Alda will return as Hawkeye in AVENGERS:DOOMSDAY (2026)

You have listeners at Defector @murderxbryan.bsky.social

There's beauty in this world for those willing to see it

I know an undergrad teacher who assigned an essay on negative affects of racism at the community level and he got one response that teaching about racism is a waste of resources and should be done at home and not college. She got a big 0 on that one lol

Every convention has a company selling custom minifig and every time I get myself a little treat