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See this? This story is the sound of a bullet you didn’t even know was coming at you whistling past your right ear.

many such cases

the way to tell that a product or service is good is that the main thing people care about is getting rid of it this is called Business™

The for-profit news outlet owned by a billionaire continues to side with the political ideology that is pro-profit and pro-billionaire.

people are gonna die for no reason

Look, I know this is not a Serious Post™, but the all the replies that are like “every time” or “Russian hackers” make me have to say: They beep all day. They don’t have internal clocks. They literally cannot beep only at 2AM. You just don’t notice as much when you’re awake…or not there.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

“ADHD coach” can’t believe folks have to be coached into hyperfocusing and forgetting objects exist once they leave your field of vision skill issue TBH

First they came for the…oh, who was it again?

what is the "Kyle" of japanese names ?

hey @jay.bsky.team is it good or bad when Black users have to build their own platform to be safe from you just asking questions

I wish there were a tag I could use to mute “furry porn of massively, distendedly, physically-impossibly obese characters”

From a lamppost, in front of his mother.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

It's not just that they're going to strike down a law against conversion therapy, it's that they're going to do it on behalf of made-up claims from a straw plaintiff who can't honestly show the law affected her at all

Media not siding with power challenge difficulty impossible

French PM Lecornu resigning after 13 hours now makes the Lecornu the shortest length to measure political time. For those of you using old measures this is 1/18 of a Scaramucci or about 1.2% of a Truss

Media reporting _literally anything_ ICE says without fact-checking or straight up reporting it as lies is at best incompetence and at worst direct, willful complicity in fascism. If you work for old media, find another career. There is no chance of you doing anything good there.

damn weiss has shooters

It is almost too on-the-nose that Link got permabanned for alt text.

the nazis won't stop doing this until they're afraid to keep doing this

“Compassion fatigue” feels like a disgustingly cynical attempt by extremely shallow and selfish people to coopt the concept of burnout - experienced by the people who are actually trying to DO something about an issue - and apply it to the feeling of simply not wanting to bother being kind anymore..

I can't believe the "dick stuck in the car door" party got their dick stuck in the car door again

the "the president might be dead" bit doesn't work anymore because we can all easily see whether the bsky mods are autobanning marginalized people for insufficient grieving

It was the not being able to tolerate genocide, Kathy, no matter how badly you need the absolution of pretending they aren’t your moral betters.

I have some bad news about what the police are actually like.

If you’re an Islamophobe you don’t get to complain about antisemitism And if you’re an antisemite you don’t get to complain about Islamophobia. It’s really that simple. (So many shameless hypocrites around.)

The imperial boomerang is coming home.

To the dudes who complain at me that I rail against topless inequality too much of the time... have you tried having less rights than other people based on your gender before? it's kind of hard to stop being mad about 🙃

“Well if you have a gun because you worry about fascism why aren’t you out fighting the government?” Because we aren’t remotely out of ways to resist what’s going on by non-violent means. There is also a heightened chance of stochastic terror attacks against marginalized groups and the left.

Starting the FredoTech forums to be the next big social media site (call me Fredo "Hightax" Fabrucci)

cause they thought this book was nonfiction

"why don't the police arrest ICE?" same reason the SS didn't arrest the gestapo, dumbass

next time the president disappears for a few days we should all say he's jacking off, so when he resurfaces instead of saying "im not dead actually" he has to say the other thing

I just essentially got told in a meeting that I need to be "comfortable" with folks expressing pro-genocide views, and I need to say that I absolutely do not need to be comfortable with that.

I post in the hellthread I forged in life. I made it skeet by skeet, and quote by quote.

Just checking in on how the Lowtax speedrun is going.

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if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl