I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Lets make lots of brainlooks.

I am giving this joke a standing ovation. Absolutely outstanding stuff.

Unresolved anxiety

Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, space monkey, mafia Hula-hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

OOOOH I know this one!!!! Is it because prices are based on what we can be forced to pay, not how much the thing costs to provide? And capitalists will always jack up their prices if they think we'll be tricked into paying? Is it that?

New episode klaxon! Series 2 Ep 3 out today. This week’s hot topics: Trish and Sue ask etiquette expert Julius how to avoid social faux pas, and a catch up with Janine, the guest from series 1 who married a ghost www.podbean.com/ei/pb-a3juw-...

According to the seat predictor website, even though they’re in the lead - the Greens would still come 3rd with a Reform/Con coalition the likeliest outcome. Hurray for our dogshit electoral system.

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

INTERVIEWER: so what makes you qualified to work in finance? ME: (places ant farm on desk) well these look pretty fine to me

We go live to the World Cup of British cuisine…

The last time Italy played a match in a World Cup finals, one of their players was bitten by Luis Suarez. Is he some kind of qualification vampire?

We go live to the World Cup of British cuisine…

I’ve had to stop listening to this when I’m on the high street because I’m laughing too much.

Bought this the day it came out, which must have been weird because I was zero years old.

Saw them live when we used to go watch Pebble Mill At One be recorded.

No one has ever been "thrown out for laughing" at a comedy show.

The news be like: We interrupt this brief report of a million people marching against the far right to bring you round the clock coverage of ten divorced men guarding a war memorial.

Because I’m from the 90s…

SACK LYNN FOR BEING UNLOYAL, DISLOYAL AND HAVING FUN IN A WAY THAT EXCLUDES HER EMPLOYER

She gave £12 million so that her son could fuck kids

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

4th Top 10 hit from Different Class - Pulp would only ever have one more after that. We delve into this in our episode from 1996 open.acast.com/public/strea...

New episode klaxon! Series 2 Ep1, available on Podbean, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and other podcasty places I published new episode:Trish of the Day S2 Ep1, please check it out. www.podbean.com/ei/pb-bhth5-...

Six Ipswich players in that Allies team v. the Nazis and yet they let that cunt Farage in for a photo shoot. Arthur Hayes will be turning in his grave.

When will the council do something about those stairs?

This is fascinating (if you're me) Just how many versions they have been, how soon they got cancelled and how many of them didn't air on Saturdays BUT KEPT THE NAME (and how many versions of the cowbell sketch exist) youtu.be/ROJvNGCmeHg?...

Why is it that every single person who complains about bad language is a fucking cunt?

Sounds like a corporate training video. As covered in... open.acast.com/public/strea...

Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?

To a non-British eye this might look like a snarky headline damning with the faintest of praise but please understand that this is the highest compliment British people are capable of.

Just got word that the saxophone from SNL USA has successfully arrived at Heathrow.

Good luck to the SNLUK people tonight. They are on a hiding to nothing, that show is going to have to be SO good to avoid getting a kicking from legacy press. BUT it'll live or die on people significantly younger than me watching/sharing the clips on social media.

Basically a keyboard demo with singing on it. Covered in this classic episode of Shooby Dooby Doo Wop open.acast.com/public/strea...

New SNL UK trailer just dropped youtu.be/0rDowvYSsxg?...

This is what I imagine Comedy Unleashed is like

Today in ‘things that are funnier than they should be…’

No-one ever talks about the Easter Number 1. UNTIL NOW We will exclusively reveal which two (slightly appropriate) pop stars have the most Easter Number 1s - and the Easter Number 1s which unwittingly have Easter-ish titles. linktr.ee/shoobypodcast open.acast.com/public/strea...

Only the 3rd African-American to win an Oscar, fact fans. open.acast.com/public/strea...

Co-written by a long-dead composer. We covered this song on one of our Bonus Tracks podcast (behind a tiny paywall that helps fund independent podcasters) www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

We covered this song on one of our Bonus Tracks podcast (behind a tiny paywall that helps fund independent podcasters) www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

They should do a Saturday Night Live but for the UK.

I hope that your life does flash before your eyes as you die because I would quite like to rewatch The Wire.

BUGONIA dir. Yorgos Lanthimos, 2025 www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KW...

It is 'Fairground' by Simply Red. And it would break every single one of you too.