Caribbean Cruise Now we’re sharing the same booze And the buffet shuts at one No more chips in the sun

I plan to meet the end of the world knackered and full of overpriced service station 'food'

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

What are you gonna do with all this cheese? All this cheese inside my knees? I’m gonna feed it to my bees To my bees with Richard Keys

When you see this from another (childish monster voice) angle for Morgan Gibbs-White, I love Alpen!

So sorry to hear about David Letterman

Rosalia, please give us your Music 2000

Bjork used to live in Wolverhampton fact fans

Get yourself some of Graeme's excellent artwork. A glorious mix of silly, dark and surreal. I have 5 of them in my house as we speak.

It's only Legitimate Concerns if you're a racist, otherwise it's just sparkling sectarianism.

Less than 2 years ago he had a massive majority and a split opposition and he’s fucked it.

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget. “MAAAAAAAYOR”

Welcome to the party pal

2020: Wolfwalkers 2021: Summer Of Soul 2022: Brian and Charles 2023: The Holdovers 2024: Flow 2025: I Swear 2026: Song Sung Blue

Just caught up with the David Batty episode of Football Book Club. One of the great podcast episodes of all time. @jackbern.bsky.social @adamclery.bsky.social

Bought this when it came out. No single purchase had a bigger influence on my teenage brain.

Seeing them next month…

Will feature on a forthcoming Shooby Dooby Doo Wop Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

WANKING A STALLION (Wanking a stallion)

Out on the road today / I saw an Aqua sticker on a Vengabus

I’m so glad the late queen isn’t around to see today’s news. She’d have been furious that the £12million she paid didn’t stop him getting arrested.

THIS

Fun fact: The smallest whale is smaller than the smallest Chrysler, so technically every Chrysler is as big as a whale regardless of whether you’re headed down to the love shack baby.

GUESS THE IMPRESSION From a forthcoming episode of everybody's favourite pop podcast...

Now to enjoy a delicious bowl of ash

Criminalise empathy

4 Steps To Happiness 1. Watch the video 2. Marvel at the high %age of bangers in a Top 10 from 1985 3. Listen to the podcast where we get into the stories, music and mythology of all the songs. 4. Tell your friends Thanks linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

4 Steps To Happiness 1. Watch the video 2. Marvel at the high %age of bangers in a Top 10 from 1985 3. Listen to the podcast where we get into the stories, music and mythology of all the songs. 4. Tell your friends Thanks linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

I clicked the Popular With Friends tab and it’s just posts about coffee, dating mishaps and homophobia. No one told me it was gonna be this way.

It’s very hard to spot the difference between Al Pacino and AI Pacino.

Looks like he’s about to be shot by Jack Ruby

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. In the year of Blur vs Oasis, Different Class and The Bends - this was the best indie rock album of all.

Roses are blue Violets are red My old-timey 3-D glasses Are on upside down

Roses are red Violets are blue The other Golden Girls Have pink ones

Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember to let your loved ones know that billionaires are an apocalyptic death cult who are training AI to replace you so that they alone can survive the climate collapse of the global food chain while using bots on social media to keep you distracted. xxxx

Not ALL the single ladies - Nuancé

She’s presenting like a mandrill You lucky shorts, get ready to wrap a beautiful package MELL. OW. OUT. And many more….

NEW PODCAST EPISODCAST Our randomly chosen Top 10 deepdive is from 2021 which was either 5 years or 5 minutes ago depending on your perception of time. Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast youtube.com/shorts/3im1W...

Etiquette advice needed: When referring to the current US President, is it more correct to say ‘peadophile rapist’ or ‘rapist peadophile’?

Not being funny but he looks well old

Not being funny but he looks well old

Mama Mia 3: Basically It’s Just Album Tracks

Algorithm Algomusic Algomyman Who could ask for anything more?

Hello #totp viewers. You might enjoy a podcast that deep dives random UK Top 10s from the past. Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

NEW PODCAST ALERT On Shooby Dooby Doo Wop, we deepdive random UK Top 10 singles charts from the past. This week: 1994 feat. Prince, Crash Test Dummies and a singing bathroom fitter. Tell your friends, pass it on. We're an indie so we need all the help we can get. Thanks linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

This is just my kind of thing, so maybe it's yours too?

NEW PODCAST ALERT On Shooby Dooby Doo Wop, we deepdive random UK Top 10 singles charts from the past. This week: 1994 feat. Prince, Crash Test Dummies and a singing bathroom fitter. Tell your friends, pass it on. We're an indie so we need all the help we can get. Thanks linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

I know things look pretty bleak in the world right now, but maybe we should try giving billionaires more money.

Good luck to all involved, you can't help but feel they're on a hiding to nothing - the first episode would have to be phenomenal to not get a critical kicking, and the US version took about 12 years to reach it's pinnacle quality level of 'mostly crap with some good bits'.