(Elton John voice) And it seems to me When we got home There’ll be a parcel in the bin Cus that’s where they put them When nobody’s in

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Hey (hey) you (you) I don’t like your podcast No way (no way) I think you need a new one Just one of the songs explored on today’s NEW EPISODE of Shooby Dooby Doo Wop: The Top 10 Time Machine Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

Just one of the songs explored on today’s NEW EPISODE of Shooby Dooby Doo Wop: The Top 10 Time Machine Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

‘NORE CLEASE’ - Homer, his tongue coated in wax, asking for more insanity pepper. Used by me any time I go for seconds and if you saw the state of me you’d know how often that was.

These lamppost flags are a handy guide to where all the fat divorced men live.

Strange name for a dog

I’m not sure “Who can honestly say they’ve never done a gig for slave trading murderers?” is quite the checkmate you think it is.

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I know that this is just the headline, but FFS Labour - regular people don’t care about ‘growth’ because it’s an amorphous thing that we just don’t see in our day to day lives. If you want to stop people going to reform you have to IMPROVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE - that’s what people see EVERY DAY

They just help them out when they’re busy

If I was an allegedly centrist Prime Minister of the UK who is facing being wiped out by fascists in a few years, I probably wouldn’t be building them infrastructure with which they can track & surveil citizens. But that’s probably just me.

Ryder Cup MC is your dad’s favourite rapper

Wow to listen to you it's like ANYONE who leverages strongman rhetoric and promises of return to a prelapsarian, "pure" Christian past to construct a unitary executive theory of power and unaccountable new paramilitary to suppress dissent and round up "undesirable" ethnicities into camps, is a nazi

53. 50% of The Prodigy are called Keith.

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Maybe the rapture did happen but Dickie Bird was the only person worthy

Can’t believe that half of people don’t understand percentages. That’s almost 1 in 3.

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No-one ever gets held up at forkpoint

‘Anti-murder laws will be bad for the world’ says world’s biggest murderer

Sure I feel sorry for Kirk’s kids, but I did before he was shot. Imagine having that racist, sexist, homophobic empathy black hole as a dad.

2 comedians talk about pop charts from the past. All episodes titled with the date of the chart so you can listen to the ones you remember. Facts, jokes and insights into song writing. Have a listen. Ta linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

Happy "David Cameron mouth-fucked a dead pig" day to those of you who celebrate

Punch Nazis

A friend just sent me a voice note so long it was brought to me by Squarespace

I think a death row pardon two minutes too late is a little bit more than fucking ironic, Alanis.

Nobody is back once again with the ill behaviour any more, and that’s sad.

Why won’t you lefties engage in a debate? And by debate I mean me relentlessly screaming the word PEADO six inches from your face. Why do you hate Free Speech?

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Can’t believe this billion dollar idea has got nothing

‘The Autumn I Turned Hideous’ Spin off series where Belly, Conrad and Jeremiah are turned into zombies for Hallowe’en.

Come on guys, it’s not ‘far right’ to act in a way entirely consistent with being a member of the far right.

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IF YOU REALLY LOVED YOUR COUNTRY YOU’D GO GET A LITTER PICKER AND GET TO FUCKING WORK

What would Orwell think about a huge face on a gigantic screen telling a crowd of people they should wage war on foreigners and dissidents? No way of knowing, I guess.

It would be an absolute tragedy for all western societies if because of the events of yesterday a bunch of loud-mouth grifting Nazis had to wind their necks in.

Yes... and?

25th birthday of the world's greatest pop single.

Just broke my favourite mug and now my printer won’t print. This is the worst September 11th ever!

You know, I was fine with all the shootings when it was just school kids being killed - but now a complete arsehole has died I might have to rethink.

Starting to think that my local drug dealer is only a front for a newsagents

A centrist time traveller who goes back in time to debate baby Hitler

The establishment will not tolerate working class people in positions of power - only fellow establishment members who pretend to be working class and pander to an imaginary working class who apparently have the same opinions as the establishment.

Legitimate concerns

A new episode of the podcast where we deep-dive Top 10 charts from the past has 'dropped'... These are the hits that we're talking about... linktr.ee/shoobypodcast (1/2)

Legitimate concerns in the service station men's room.

Where I'm at (I've got no turntables and a microphone)