Oh, you don't want to engage me in debate over a bad-faith argument I made up just to piss you off and advance my own personal grift? So you're admitting that I'm right?

When I first met Kim, she was Wilde

@grok is it a good or bad thing when the richest man in the world helps pedophiles digitally undress minors?

Just once on a game show I want a contestant to answer ‘what would you do with the money?’ with ‘well I’ve always wanted to try heroin’

Big Traitor contestant reveals to look out for: - one is pretending they’ve never seen The Godfather - three of them are secretly in a polyamorous thrupple in real life - one is pretending to be a different race - one is three kids in a trenchcoat

Birmingham revellers turn out for non-existent fireworks – for second new year in a row

A happy new year to you and of course to Trevor Brooking

Happy Birthday Clocks!

Presenting the shadow that my parent’s hall light fitting casts on their stair wall.

Same

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

I concur

I for one am shocked that the old rich white person turned out to be right wing.

Support your local podcaster. They’re up against this huge machine of posh lads, production companies with huge PR budgets, and lazy millionaire comedians. It was once a steam rally, now it’s a car show.

As a humble podcaster, it’s good to see this headline. You feel immense pressure to get on the video pod train, but it’s so fucking expensive to do - which feels like the complete antithesis of what podcasting was supposed to be; a chance for the indies to have a shot.

England have won the toss and elected to fold

How to make eggnog: 1. Get yourself an egg 2. Nog the hell out of it

@swansonian.bsky.social Thrilled with these. My mom’s comment ‘they’re weird but they’re also different’.

My mother-in-law is swearing blind that Donny Most who played Ralph Malph in Happy Days is in the 2023 movie Oppeheimer.

We finished ‘lunch’ about 25 minutes ago. They are preparing for tea. This is like a Japanese game show. I am hiding.

Just overheard my wife telling a friend that for Xmas she’s got me an ‘antique limax’ I don’t really know what that is but it sounds amazing and I can’t wait to open it tomorrow!

Just overheard my wife telling a friend that for Xmas she’s got me an ‘antique limax’ I don’t really know what that is but it sounds amazing and I can’t wait to open it tomorrow!

How to make eggnog: 1. Get yourself an egg 2. Nog the hell out of it

Why does every question on Mastermind take a month to read?

Have turned over to Jurassic Park III, which I would argue is the best JP sequel/spin-off.

Watching ‘Hook’. It is rubbish. There’s just been a scene where the lost boys play skateboard basketball and they might as well all chant that they’re kung-fu hippies from gangster city. And Hoffman is too damn short to be Hook.

My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

Incredibly stuff This section made me laugh a lot

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely. youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...

If your Christmas tree lights are on any other setting than ‘on’, you are a psychopath.

The Monkees sing "Riu Chiu". 100 seconds of beautiful vocal work, with a bonus moment where as Micky sings, Peter and Davy exchange a look of pure delight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=riG8...

If you like cryptic crosswords repost this

When were Laurel and Hardy and Chubby Checker in the Christmas Top 10? The surprising answer is revealed in this week's Shooby Dooby Doo Wop, where we deepdive the facts, legends and secrets of random Top 10s from the past. Available from linktr.ee/shoobypodcast or your regular podcast provider.

When were Laurel and Hardy and Chubby Checker in the Christmas Top 10? The surprising answer is revealed in this week's Shooby Dooby Doo Wop, where we deepdive the facts, legends and secrets of random Top 10s from the past. Available from linktr.ee/shoobypodcast or your regular podcast provider.

Amen. Not a problem we have on Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

Jimmy Stewart has a coat that he wears from the cradle to the grave in ‘It’s A One Duffle Life’

Like board games, jokes and nostalgia? I wrote a book that combines all 3 (sort of). A handy guide to which games you should and definitely shouldn't be playing with the family this festive period. Available from 101boardgames.com

Bet it’s the kid who said ‘Most Excellent’ in a posh voice in the chip commercial

Bogarde, Onana Bouba Kamara Bibbety Bobbety Boo

One of the instructions in The Hokey Cokey is to 'Do The Hokey Cokey' so do you have to start doing The Hokey Cokey all over again? And then when that instruction comes round again, you have to keep starting over and does The Hokey Cokey ever actually end?

Aaaagh! A Dracula!

Shooby Dooby Doo Wop rated #1 Podcast Of The Year kevfcomicart.blogspot.com/2025/12/tv-o... Give it a listen at Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast Thanks

Shooby Dooby Doo Wop rated #1 Podcast Of The Year kevfcomicart.blogspot.com/2025/12/tv-o... Give it a listen at Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast Thanks

Who the hell is this?

Those World Cup draw highlights in full youtu.be/Nxgkb_lYJJE?...

Harry Brook to be out second ball for 6. England lose by an innings. #ifipredictititwonthappen

When did presenting a thing become more about talking about how you’re presenting the thing while you’re doing it?

Rio Ferdinand about to win the FIFA Oscar for Best Actor

Is this all a demoralising Russian psy-op? #WorldCupDraw