When I’m worried I might be attacked by someone in a car I always run in front of it, for my own safety, before I shoot them dead from the side.

Striking how many people currently explaining the state’s right to murder *other people* were quite hysterical about the state’s right to limit *their own* freedoms during lockdowns.

Delighted to have received a grant from a submerging writers foundation, which supports mid-career authors while they age, procrastinate and feel their early promise ebb away. Grants like this are essential to the production of unmarketable work of limited appeal.

The Palestine hunger strikers have been on hunger strike for over 60 days and are close to death. They have not even been convicted of a crime - they are being held on remand (pre-trial) for more than twice the max time allowed, and counting…🧵

This is a good time to learn about what sort of clothing you might want to wear to a demonstration, how to protect yourself and others from chemical weapons, proper digital security and security culture, direct action tactics, etc. Resources about all that and more: crimethinc.com/ActionResour...

The number of people reposting AI/LLM-generated shit on FB has reached critical mass. I'm fully despairing. These are people I know, work with... some of them I even like. We're fucked, aren't we? They can't see it even while it's still OBVIOUS.

Blackadder. No fucking competition.

Unhook ourselves from oil and gas and we unhook ourselves from dependency on dictators, autocrats and expansionist regimes all over the planet. Renewables and other low-carbon energy sources are not just good climate sense. They are also good political sense.

So a guy ends up in New York against his will, in the holiday season, and has to rely on the "hospitality" of people slavishly working on behalf of Donald Trump? This same guy has a known track record of treàting his opponents brutally? Life imitating mediocre film sequel.

And friends, it's going to help if you log off.

As daily goals, "stop fascism," "defeat evil," and "save the world" probably aren't going to get you anywhere, and might leave you feeling overwhelmed and helpless, but "work towards building something good" is always achievable, concrete, and useful.

corbyn on newsnight arguing the salient point that teddy is his best friend and the best way to drive his yellow mini is from the roof.

Makes me cry every time. I wish I could write something this beautiful just once. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEi5...

My first zine is here. It’s a good first effort. Haven’t worked out how best to distribute (sell?) it yet. If you want it, I’ll send you one. #zine

What 0'clock time is if?

Nicolás Maduro was born on 23rd November 1962.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Wow. Thin Lizzy playing the Doctor Who theme music is not something I had come across before youtu.be/nbsoEcXAaiY

Moving house. Does anyone want all my fucking shit? (Collection only.)

In the early 2000s I used to worry that the US government would flip the script and go back to an imperialist narrative, thus making it immune to the arguments against its bullshit excuses for foreign adventures. 1/

Trump isn’t the outsider rebel his supporters claim. He’s the same old shit, just dressed up as more of a cunt.

"He's not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize doing that"

Congratulations on surviving 2025, one of the most difficult years in living memory. It is clear now what the challenges are before us and what the consequences will be if we do not rise to them. We believe the tide can turn in 2026. Let's be part of turning it. crimethinc.com/2025inreview

McDonalds.

This book is superb, and formed the theoretical backbone of my show GEBURAH.

When your hard to find fave dirty film is showing at your local cinema

I really like it here on Bluesky. Happy New Year, all of you who follow me! Looking forward to kicking the absolute shit out of 2026. Tours and writing and videos and podcasts and good shit. What are you looking forward to? Tell me good stuff!

Again: they thought they’d win a shattering court victory with the Harry Potter lady’s money, then the public would rise up in gratitude, salute them as heroes and stomp all over transgender people on their behalf. That hasn’t happened, because the public mostly aren’t vicious cranks, like they are.

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

We wrote a horrible song tonight. Horrible. #meltzer

A must-see thread. Don't sleep on reading (or listening to) the ALT-Text.

Pluribus is really good, eh?

“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it Avatar”

I started taking Christmas decorations down while maintaining eye contact during Christmas dinner.

CHRIST

The Telegraph having a perfectly normal one this Boxing Day I see I’m pretty sure most people can manage a walk in the country without ripping foxes limb from limb by ‘accident’

A thought.

Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:

Make your Christmas dinner come back up whilst watching this youtu.be/7w4sqWc6S1o?...

Merry Christmas!

Get someone you love/hate/know a ticket to one of my shows for Christmas! andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

My wife’s family pausing the Christmas music: Your entire life you thought she was singing to a baby Santa? I mutter something about magic and boss baby. We continue eating in silence.

A follow-up to the Impossible Shot video - I found some unseen footage and go deeper into explanation: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqXS...

Repeat as often as necessary: The violence that the Trump administration is perpetrating is not the consequence of the resistance that people are engaging in. It is the consequence of the fact that not enough people are engaging in resistance yet. crimethinc.com/TurningTide

My first monthly 2 hour radio show for ROVR is here - www.rovr.live/show/njmwkcq... All music, no talk.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm fighting TOM BAKER! So exciting to FINALLY be able to tell you that next month I will be having a bare-knuckle cage fight with the all-time greatest EVER Doctor Who! It's going to be streamed on BSB's Galaxy Channel as part of their Doctor Who - Cage Fight weekend. Can't wait!

I expected more from this.

An AI slop post I just read on FB said that Fairytale of New York: "continues to play every December, filling rooms with laughter, shouting, and nostalgia" LAUGHTER, SHOUTING AND NOSTALGIA #shouting

The War Between The Poo And The Wee

The Star Wars exhibition at Barcelona Wax Museum. I’m glad they did their homework and really nailed this exhibit. 😂😂😂 With special extraterrestrial guest star too… 🤯