"nice dick, mate!" from a guy next to me at a urinal in a pub, said with such openhearted sincerity that i don't even think he was hitting on me. honestly been riding that high for years, even managed to get out a "thanks, grew it myself" in response

did some cool stuff in 2025. played on stage 4 times, got 3 tattoos, released two albums and one cassette. went to lots of shows, went to sicily, got most of a season of subterpod out. watched some good movies with my wife. saw my friends and ate big dinners. its nice.

a lot of people derive MUGEN/IKEMEN-GO related humor from watching really absurd characters duke it out but my favorite thing to do will always be putting really forward-thinking modern characters up against Street Fighter 1 Ryu

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

Corfe Castle, the model of Corfe Castle in Corfe Castle Model Village, and the model of Corfe Castle in the model of Corfe Castle Model Village in Corfe Castle Model Village.

i didnt get into any particularly funny arguments this year but i did get into it defending yoko ono on three separate occasions. everyone's entitled to their opinions but i just think if you dont like yoko ono then you're a moron

omg dream home

This was a pretty good one

This is a shame because everything liberal democracy has done in my lifetime has been very good. For example: NAFTA, CBP & ICE, the war in Iraq, bank bailouts, austerity, the war in Afghanistan, militarizing the police, electing trump, the genocide in Gaza, ending abortion, electing trump again, etc

Everything is 100% everyone’s fault And 0% my fault - Wisdom’s Knowledge

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

predictable delay on the final ep of subterpod season 9 as i say to myself 'oh i'll get lots of done during the xmas break' and instead mostly play video games & stare at a wall

agreed all-timer line

👍

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care

31. what did i do wrong

15. cigarette

man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls late contender for movie of the year

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

video podcasts are a blasphemy against the last true Ugly Guys' Medium, get these photogenic fuckers OUT of my house

a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

they’ve replaced lots of the train info dot matrix displays around london with regular hd monitors & yet somehow despite the increased fidelity they show less information much slower. if you want to know where a particular train is going you gotta wait 5mins for it to cycle or maybe go fuck yourself

At the time this was one of the worst things I ever experienced online but with the benefit of hindsight I think this might have been some kind of Shinto ritual to destroy an evil fox spirit that had been responsible for 2010s Jolyon and freed him to become 2020s Jolyon

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration IG roodabeguh

I have no boughs and I must deck

i love phobos, shitty rock. our moon is too reserved really, too proper, we should have a lumpy little one that sucks as well

IRON WOMB - TOMB SUIT, an album about "dying trapped inside exoskeletal power armor". good as hell yotzeretsheydim.bandcamp.com/album/tomb-s...

Easy way to explain it

It’s time

i think if you want to drive a car you should have to be hit by one first

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

winning money from gambling is disgusting. gauche behaviour. not respectable. losing money gambling is chic

I like to think of Friday as day 5 of the hostage situation

i know i've 100% lost this fight but i still do internally wince whenever i hear 'performative' used to mean the exact opposite of what performative means

BUTLER: Gender is the effect of endlessly repeated normative acts, a kind of performance. NEARLY EVERYONE ELSE: A performance like a nativity play? BUTLER: How many times do I have to explain this-