bro you look like you drop common items

think i might have three eps writing complete for subterpod s9… i gotta record and edit these and then start a fucking season i suppose

when we did sex ed in my primary school they had an anonymous questions box & i put in "what are the chances of having twins" but they didnt answer it so i assumed i'd asked something terribly shameful in a way i didn't understand yet but as an adult i realise they just didnt know so they ignored it

gamers love it when there are "new types of infected"

this is pretty good but it'd be better if they'd had him animated studio ghibli style, or made him talk about the kill the boer song, or given him huge tits. just some constructive criticism for next time 👍

say what you like about weird christian cults, speaking in tongues looks fun as hell. lets get up there and get a bit silly with phonics

St John's church, Glastonbury peering out of the mist. Photograph taken this morning from Glastonbury Tor on Michaelmas day.

saw One Battle After Another today, can't recommend it enough, great fucking movie. also went to an excellent show at Hundred Years Gallery and ate two excellent meals. honestly very fuckin good saturday for me, martin

Geralt died

lrt is why i will always be a podcaster first; if somebody doesn't want to listen to what i'm making then frankly that's not my fucking problem, i am going to make and release it anyway

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

Someone has managed to drop a Palestinian flag at the very top of the Spire. Fair fucks. Gonna be comical watching Dublin City council trying to figure out how to get that down :) #Speirgorm

Nostalgic t-shirt concept

the cool thing about getting into art that none of your friends like is that 1. if they're really your friends then they'll be interested & supportive, even if they hate it, and 2. you get to make new friends through that art's subculture & local scene, and then you have *more friends*

I think some people are also scared to explore outside mainstream art because they might encounter something they fall in love with, but no one they know likes it. They don't want to be embarrassed or cringe or whatever by being the outsider.

it is pitch black. you are a bug. you are likely to be eaten by a grue jay.

STOP posting about Kier Starmer's plans to bring in ID cards! It's NOT cute or funny! Centrists only do this when they are VERY distressed and close to resigning!

i agree with this completely but unfortunately it conflicts with the democrats' fundamental aversion to doing anything nice or positive for anyone. they would probably insist on means-testing the spaghetti, or giving a spaghetti tax credit to qualifying families.

"oh but it's clunky oh it's ugly oh I have to rebind the controls oh I have to download a zip file" do you actually want to play this game, or do you just want to be able to say that you've played this game

it is so fucking funny for starmer to close out what are likely to be his final days in office in the exact same way blair did; burning the absolute last shred of his credibility in pursuit of ID cards. absolutely incapable of pivoting to a single popular policy. first as tragedy then as farce.

its hard to be a noise musician who wants to smash all my gear in a world where gear is expensive and i dont want to smash it

Brit Card continuing the trend of anything with "Brit" or "British" ahead of it being utter dogshit for cunts

if any trans filmmakers want to get some duplass money and work with me on a subterraneans adaptation please @ me

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

Early treat for @erinbiba.bsky.social because I am about to pass out.

sometimes i go back to old eps of subterpod and am like damn how did i write this. this is really good. shit. the bit in the classified material episode where they realise they are in love with each other is very meaningful to me. love is so big and important, even or especially in horrible times.

In year 8 the civil war was taught by an obviously pro-royalist teacher who then asked us if we thought Cromwell was a hero or villain. Being the only 1 in my class who was immune to propaganda, I alone stood up for 'hero'. THEN she told us about what he did in Ireland. Stitched me up like a kipper

[bleedeedeep] Sam, this is Clog Toiletman. I'm sorry, but I've done it again.

Please don't call it that

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

deus ex remaster coming to ps5

Alexios 2 Komnenos @d0xfordComa You don't hate the media enough. You think you do, but you don't. [screenshot of a Kotaku article titled Nintendo Delaying New Animal Crossing Again, Citing "Don't Really Feel Like It"] | | Robert Gorey of Miami-Dade @411BeachStApt4b There needs to be consequences.

imagine if you went back in time to meet Emily Dickinson and discovered that all her famous slant rhymes are actually just normal rhymes to her because she had the most insane accent anyone's ever heard

‘A grave, a grave to put these lovers in’ is a new linocut print made for the Oak and Ember exhibition ‘Beneath’ that opens in Edinburgh at the weekend. It’s a reworked larger version of a print I originally created for #folksongfebruary inspired by the traditional folk ballad ‘Matty Groves’.

It just straightforwardly *insane* how much political chatter in the United Kingdom is about the next general election, an event that is a long way in the future, and how basically none of it is about 'uh, this policy agenda doesn't look adequate to the scale of the inherited problem'.

i usually put a song lyric at the end of the subterpod outtro - either directly relevant to the ep, or just what i've been listening to recently, because i am fundamentally an MSN Messenger kid - but i was just searching for one and realised i've barely listened to anything with lyrics for months

adrien brody is so cool bc he really lays bare the lie that acting is a skill-based profession. he's tall & handsome & has sad eyes that we naturally read depth & intellect into even tho it's abundantly clear from five seconds of talking to him that he can't count to 20 without taking his socks off.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Imagine cooking on this level

I live for this shit

About once a month I think about the girl from Bible Camp who, when we were 14 and forced to make name tag necklaces on the first day, made one that said “I 💚 YAOI” and managed to wear it the entire week after convincing the counselors she’d misspelled Yahweh.*

It would be easy to post "beds are high-key slept on". It might even gain some traction, it's got the right words in the right order. But no, it would lessen us both - It would be as if we were chewing at the cud in the field, contented only by the thoughtless motion.