tiktok of me slowly rotating a canvas to reveal the back of another canvas

Mad that it’s one billionaire scumbag who’s behind these massive-scale evictions in London AND the mass closure of London pubs AND beloved institution the Prince Charles Cinema being in dire straits AND the high street being clogged with cruddy candy shops. A one-man enshittification engine.

the thing that really pisses me off when i'm being strafed by enemy aircraft is knowing this guy's fuckin sitting down up there. if anyone should get to have a chair it's me

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said “i see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit here”

MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: C’mere baby. I want you. *time stops* *VFX outline shimmers around her yellow underwear* ME, THINKING: I think she wants something, but what? *2 seconds later* ME, THINKING: Her underwear seems important. *2 seconds later* ME, THINKING: I bet I can interact with her underwear.

this is probably good legal advice even if you haven't assaulted children

MGS4 IS BACK

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

The court has found both Yoon Suk-yeol and former Defense Minister Kim Yong-hyun guilty of insurrection.

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Great jacket. Très chic.

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I know people are getting mad at this but if you remember for a moment that 50 years ago was 1976 it is a lot funnier. Happy Days first aired in 1974, beginning the era of modern literature

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instrumental versions of subterpod where i mute all the storytelling and you just get the backing tracks including the auto-ducked bits where i would normally be talking, a haunted version of a podcast, the imprint on an empty side of the bed wait this started as a joke but i actually like it a lot

pancake day? i just call that day. a small glimpse into how pancake my life has become.

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

100% correct, and one of the reasons i am so fucking angry about the starmer government is it's such an obvious slam dunk to get voters on board. don't get me wrong, there are more important issues, but "we are funding councils enough to fix pot holes & manage your parks properly" would be huge.

i’ve been on BeReal for a couple years now - my friends are on it & it’s fun to blast a totally awful selfie at them once a day - but it’s v funny that the biggest advertiser on there seems to be the british military. like hey do you enjoy aimlessly posting photos of yourself shitting? try The Army

AI's most immediate, obvious threat is as a force multiplier. The fraudster can create several AI accounts to carry out their work, governments can create tens of thousands or more. There are no honest applications for this

While sudden cliff falls at Birling Gap (near my home town of Eastbourne) are no joke, I really love how much it looks like we’ve roused a grumpy, sleepy sea-wizard.

Japan & the UK are absolutely sham democracies. Germany’s an outpost of the US. France ignored its elections of the popular front to keep trying to install centrist PM and its paralysed the government. Glad you enjoy the ritual of voting unimpeded I guess but let’s be real here

bunch of rothkos from tate modern (or elsewhere). make my flat a beautiful fucking nightmare to live in. my ceilings arent even high enough so theyd end up leaning against the walls with my bed in the middle of the room

Absolutely right. Like Chris, I resent the framing that European governments are learning this from the US. It’s totally routine for hundreds of black African people to drown in the Mediterranean when trying to reach Europe. The EU, and its homegrown structural racism, enabled that all by itself.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

So?

a lot of young men get into contrarianism as teenagers when it's still easy. anyone can hate pop music. they're not in it for the long haul. i'm out here seeing the reaction to Wuthering Heights and instinctively saying to myself "well shit, i guess i gotta watch & force myself to like this somehow"

if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission

The NHS closed Tavistock over trans care concerns – there were just eight complaints all from cisgender people. 1. JK Rowling 2. Maya Forstater 3. Helen Joyce 4. Graham Linehan 5. Kathleen Stock 6. Posie Parker 7. Wes Streeting 8. Rosie Duffield www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...

@cnn.com I DON'T WANT TO CROSSTALK ✋

Be serious. The people are well-organized in the mountain states, and they are justified in attacking the government. We will go to the Northwest.

Still amazed that it makes perfect sense in context

Breaking: on two counts, the High Court has ruled that the Labour government's proscription of the campaign group Palestine Action was unlawful – a win for its co-founder Huda Ammori, who sought a judicial review of the ban

talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"

NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again