Tonight is the VERY EXCITING CONCERT i haven’t shut up about yaaay

Man it extremely rules to have a singing instructor who is also a trans dude and to be able to just talk about adult voice changing stuff like it’s a normal thing

Good morning from a normal human man

I bet this didn’t sound so passive aggressive when they started the company

sitting down to do a totally normal hobby some more

Intense Double Rainbow over Sears Tower on Monday evening in Chicago.

Today’s is ocean themed. Is this what scrapbooking is like for normal people

Peak BDE

w e l c o m e t o t h e b r a s s i c a z o n e

It’s weird that animals who eat leaves eat leaves from trees and bushes and people mostly eat leaves from fucked up broccoli plants

I’ve been WAITING for the Tom of Finland year already

I realized I haven’t seen my favorite Star Wars thing all day, which is this officially-released comic by Tony Millionaire about Jar Jar’s father, George R. Binks www.tumblr.com/noisemx/1527...

I need people to read this thread and think about it regarding a LOT of subjects (though this is a big one)

🎵 the force is the force (of course, of course) and not everyone can tap into the force, of course that is, of course, unless the force is the famous Mr. Ben!

I’ve said it before but Wookiees are a natural source of testosterone and that’s why certain guys hang around with them. Also in Solo, Han should have been played by Jennifer Lawrence

Really good class today, I am at the point where I can feel in my head if I’m singing right or not. If I’m doing it right and getting good resonance it feels like I have just gotten a pleasant vibrating massage inside my face

It’s 74F fuck it

My son has never paid taxes and can neither write nor read cursive.

So often I think things like "people buy way more shit than they used to" and then I look at the estate sale auction website and realize how wrong I am

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Ok I gotta go do work so for #5MinArt today how about drawing a PIECE OF TOAST maybe with jam? Avocado? Who knows? All mediums and skill levels welcome, post it here when you’re done if you want!

and TOMORROW is Amon Amarth (this will be my fourth time seeing them??)/Dethklok/Castle Rat!

ok there's a power metal band playing at the Fillmore on my birthday (which is months away still) and I don't know them and I meant to check them out, but apparently it's included in a promo for $30 tickets and I think I should just get them

three times a day

Does anyone ever see a post that was destined for you personally to quote post it with a picture

TOSHI SEEGER who did a million cool things and made movies and people only know her husband en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshi_S...

We don’t have any actors handsome enough for this anymore. You’re not even gonna find ONE guy with those cheekbones, let alone two

there's a pretty strong case for engineering the next gen of people to top out at about 5'6" now that we don't need one big guy in every village who can haul rocks. i'm 6' tall so this isn't cope just objective fact

The Godfather Part II is a Christmas movie

whoever created a youtube playlist called 12 HOUR FAN WHITE NOISE FOR BABY SLEEP which has a random ravi shankar sitar solo that blasts out at the nine hour mark- you will pay for your crimes

This would rip tbh. Go on tour with Blood Incantation

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

I would only go on a cruise if it was the one with a bunch of heavy metal bands because if I died on a heavy metal cruise that would be appropriate

I am trying to find my old big earring holder to go through it for the clothes swap next week and I cannot find it ANYWHERE. aadfhfh

My annual tradition, picks for the Kentucky Derby based on how metal their names are: 3. Commandment - white metal from Kansas, sucks 2. Incredibolt - thrash from the UK, sucks, but in the good way 1. Intrepido - death metal from Spain, only released one demo in 1992, rules

At last I understand what catfishing means

Today I’m cutting the grass (in a high of 54F, everything is weird) and then I’m making a big pot of frijoles negros and a big batch of brown rice o portion out for lunches all week. Dinner will either be tofu stir fry or chicken and mushroom over mashed potatoes + Brussels sprouts

The black sesame mousse has me thinking about getting one of those Ninja fake Pacojets because I am obsessed with a black sesame ice cream idea (I know it exists, I’ve had it, but I want to make it with strawberry chili crisp sauce)

I’m awake because I was having a weird dream and then I had to piss and then I started thinking about the concepts of indoors and outdoors too much

Inattention Mousse

Our regular director was out today and we ended up doing a run of the song I’m lead vocals on, which wasn’t really planned til next week…went okay?? I still need to get timing down but none of us were ready so lol (we played it with no drums today)

Does anyone else have a theater nearby doing Bleak Week? I think the only thing the AFI is missing from the things I’d imagine being in this is Funny Games silver.afi.com/events/detai...

Correct!

Anyway guess what my gray dessert is

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is something I completely forgot about

I’m in danger

I’m annoyed about the cold spring for many reasons but a big one is that I didn’t get this huge badass bicep tattoo just to wear sleeves

I simply can’t count