"I'm sorry Marty, but the only thing that could possibly generate this amount of power is enough jet fuel to melt steel beams..." "...say that again, Doc"

god, i need to get railed by a train full of sword lesbians *yesterday!*

JOANNE K. ROWLING CLAPPED A SQUEAKER WHILE RIDING MY FACE, NOW SHE'S CRYING AND I'M DYING OF [S]LAUGHTER #HOGFART #LIFESTYLE

me, furiously eating the ever-lovin' shit out of JK Rowling's asshole: hey joanne, is this what you were talking about when you said that shit about wizards shitting into portals? J.K. Rowling: lmao, shut *uuuup!*

beavers are the fish that dogs and cats give birth to...

go ahead; treat you're bb girl to a triple-feature she'll never forget ;3

look at it, just look at it !!! LOOK AT IT, JUST...REALLY, LOOK AT IT !!!

made some a Hashy's Kiss for my friend <3

Me, absolutely cumming my brains out: oh gosh, oh wow, oh gosh, oh wow, oh geez, oh gosh, oh wow...

transitioning into parents that were proud if me ;'3

transitioning from pawn to queen

after 6 months, my laptop works, with access to my archive hard drive; it only cost $15 and me unscrewing some screws. My absolute shitty ex-wife who tried to destroy access to my whole portfolio of work FAILED and she's in fuckin' info-tech. Like, I literally saw her destroy her tower w/ vinegar.

to paraphrase @adactivity.bsky.social ... i quit bsky

drag king makeup answers the unexpectedly humorous question; what if my dad was prettier 😵‍💫 ?

following 69 people is not only as cool as cigarettes; it's healthier for you <3

Sunny snow

content warning: racial slurs and death threats. . . . . . . Put out the word; whoever's writing "die n-" on posters along Hastings gonna receive double their blessings when we meet :3 I'm ashamed to live in an area where extreme, hateful death threats are not only written; they remain for days.

i want to sell this shirt so I know who to maim in public...

ugh, i got boba from an awful place owned by a math nerd offering a spin of a wheel *he* created, then acted very upset when I won. the poor cashier hated her job, so I tipped her $5 for the free boba and another $5 while saying the cuntiest thing in earshot of him ..."for your next 10 resumés"

my favourite game? oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"

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musicals are fuckin' crazy; these character sing their feelings? wtaf???

my favourite game? oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"

i'm so insane, I call him "Normal" Al - just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.

8 / 15 decks done...

ghost deck: done ✅️ after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.

transitioning from pawn to queen

you can't fuck because you're a fuckin' loser? skill issue. i fuck *exclusively* because I'm a fuckin' loser ;'3

president in 1992: i did not inhale. president in 2025: i did not swallow.

La pièce de résistance; c'est futile! - the borguignon queen

as nervous hearts lie, front-to-back, in a synchopated flutter of a silent pitter-patter. I've given up holding on to dreams as illusive as my hands in the dark. When I wake up in your arms though; ...maybe my dreams are holding on to me?

i'm staying on the rails on a normal train.

i'm so insane, I call him "Normal" Al - just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.

La pièce de résistance; c'est futile! - the borguignon queen

i'm going through my own murder on the orient express (all my followers have me muted)

as nervous hearts lie, front-to-back, in a synchopated flutter of a silent pitter-patter. I've given up holding on to dreams as illusive as my hands in the dark. When I wake up in your arms though; ...maybe my dreams are holding on to me?

aw hell yeah, Jimmy Cliff got me into reggae through The Harder They Come soundtrack like many others. i was hyped to watch a Jamaican film noir i found on Kazaa; a summer night, sitting in the rain on the patio afterward, listening to the titular song on loop... thx Jimmy <3

good morning

president in 1992: i did not inhale. president in 2025: i did not swallow.

choose one to never be again; - hot - cute - sexy

you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*

my wife thinks I'm cool :'3

Simba in Italian: papa! papa!

music producers: pretty good beat, eh? me: pretty rockin', yeah.. them: ...ye, you feel that? that deep vibe? me: whoa, yeah! them: yeah, like i'm tryna touch your asshole without asking.. me: uhhh.. them: you know, legally through sound

you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*

i made a music video of me grilling cheeses while topless because, truly; this is the art I want to be remembered when my time comes :'3 every day is trans day of vengeance. always give 'em hell.

wishlist my game tonight 👀 wishlist my game tonight queen?? wishlist my game tonight 👀

"you know, it's true; there really is a lyric for ever situation" - my pointed observations as the entirety of Chumbawumba kick my ass.