INTERSCHISMATIC SEMINARY SEMINARY INTERSCHISMATIC

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

INBOX 11K that's actually pretty impressive, I've cleared like 4% of my Google storage just in emails

love to get propaganda spam email from the SSA official account

we've been riding our initial wave of miles donations since February and reconnected over 100 families detained or impacted by ICE. our donors are starting to run out of miles. if you have 50,000+ miles and would be willing to book a flight for a person in need, please add your name to our list!

the tiny "US" is killing me

Not to roast my mom on main, but there was an unfortunate period when she was calling me a "non-binary birth-giver" and I had to break it to her that the gender-neutral word for parent is "parent"

The Prairieland cartoonist/zinester who got 30 years for making a zine. Still short of the goal for funding his fight against this total travesty of justice. A gullible rural jury brainwashed by rightwing media, and the most fascist judge in the country. Donate & push this over the finish line.

The US Presbyterian Church has just voted to divest from Palantir & GE Aerospace; recognize the genocide in Gaza; and call for an arms embargo and boycott of genocide-complicit Israeli companies. Cites Palantir & GE's tech being used by human rights violators like ICE, Israel, and Saudi Arabia.

oh we're under a Warp Dome

Starlight Tours originated with Saskatoon police. Saskatoon cops essentially engineered the act of picking up Indigenous people, driving them to the middle of nowhere and leaving them to freeze in sub zero temperatures. That is what Starlight Tours are. Whataboutisms won't change this fact.

I wish I could wear jumpsuits bc I think I could pull them off lookswise but I'm not trying to remove my entire situation every time I need to pee but if you're less tired or more committed to fashion than I, here you go

listen listen I do not want to get ANYONE'S hopes up but THEORETICALLY if I was a pope who wanted to take out Opus Dei - a significantly more powerful group, despite apparently only having like 1/3 the reported membership - I would want them sleeping with one eye open

Telling everyone that SSPX used to be a Christian punk band before they got excommunicated

HAPPY SCHISM DAY EVERYONE

My back also doesn't like its discs. Sony, you are not special!

Only antipope in Kansas I recognize is Pope Michael, who died. He quit SSPX and his parents elected him Pope, which means he's a nepo antipope en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_B...

The far left is Bishop Alfonso de Galarreta, who consecrated 4 new Bishops against the direct orders of the Pope yesterday (1st July). The guy in the middle is Bishop Michael Goldade, one of those consecrated by de Galarreta.

To my understanding, this is an accurate summation of the state of schism:

I declare Amir the official CONCACAT

Lately, there’s been a lot of worry over game discs. But did you know there’s one disc that will never let you down? That’s right: I’m talking about Aten, the disc of the sun— the only god you’ll ever need to worship.

Suetonius, in 60 AD, upon learning of Boudica

The press is covering the fascist in chief's corruption. I don't want to hear people say they are not. The issue is that there is no opposition party to make hay out of it on a daily basis.

happy Franz Kafka Is Too Tired day (est 1914) to all who celebrate! "July 1. Too tired."

Courtney here, and as a former chemistry person (among other things) I need to tell you HOW COOL spectroscopy is. Spectroscopy can help you know what is in the unknown sample of liquid your hero finds at the enemy base. It helps us know what stars are made of.

honestly I'm still paying off the very unwise but totally worth it @romancingthevote.com purchase I made last time but I can def probably afford to restock on a couple of these. Cause I'm gonna need them and I've used all my old ones 🤣 www.32auctions.com/organization...

The bi pride towels are so pretty! The texture really makes the colors pop. (They deserve the fierce bidding action they're receiving!) www.32auctions.com/organization...

forget who's saving our posts tell us who we're not allowed to block so we don't get ultra-mega strikes against our accounts and have them removed

@itsthebrandi.bsky.social did you see we might at least finally get a schism?

a skull is a skull, of Khorne, of Khorne

why do birds suddenly appear ah shit stayed up all night again thanks brain

I believe the correct medical term is “MLP Wasting Disease.”

Does Toy Story 5 address the disaster in Ponyland that wipes out all the thicc My Little Ponies from the 80s and 90s? Some sort of magical equine disease, probably. I'm upset. Same thing happened to the Care Bears

I GOTTA KEEP MY HEAD DOWN IN THESE CONFIG FILES BC WHEN I LOOK AT REALITY I START YELLING ABOUT MY FECKLESS CONGRESSMAN

area Congressman votes for KIDS Act in the morning, poses with Bill Maher in the afternoon, wishes his LGBTQ+ friends and neighbors a Happy Pride Month in the evening ALT cause he doesn't care about disabled audience: "HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!" on Progress Pride flag background w his logo at bottom

you probably never stopped to consider that some ABBA instrumentals work perfectly as a Castlevania soundtrack.

Why is this even being managed through an account that can be blocked if it is critical security infrastructure. What a clown car

HASHTAG GOALS

Prairie Rose. Hannah Borger Overbeck, circa 1915. Los Angeles County Museum. #BloomScrolling #PinkMon #SciArt 🌱🌿

my second knee scar is at the point where if it doesn't move for a while it kind of feels like it's closed up more and then when you move it feels like it's pulling apart again like the world's worst grilled cheese sandwich and it's an odd feeling

Ah yes, the White House. Famously built in 1776.

wow only took 250 years to pay the mortgage off

appropriate, I suppose (Mark Twain was also a garbage-ass racist) ALT: Congressman Rick Larsen (D-WA) stands with vocal racist, sexist, and overall hatemonger Bill Maher. They both have big smiles as they face the camera, one arm each behind the other's back.

plus that AI man is getting bossed around by a cron job. Absolute nonsense behavior

We have 100x the output. Output of what. Dont worry about it

I think my favorite part of this is that its unclear what is being accomplished