can't believe that Nvidia's gonna go from crashing my computer to crashing the economy. Little guy's come so far

hey, portland, your moment of calm... hundreds of cedar waxwings on the trees, sound up. - love, jeff

If you live in a city with a decent Chinatown and are hosting or attending a potluck Thanksgiving, I highly recommend getting some char siu and chopped roast duck. Always a hit with my friends, not that expensive, and barely any leftovers. Sometimes I pick up egg tarts for dessert.

Every American should have this in their wallet:

A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV I took some shrimperties 🦐

if I don't take my various daily pills, I can barely leave the bed from pain and weakness! it's excruciating! I'll never be "cured" but I can have better quality of life and help in the household and less pain than otherwise, even if I'll never be pain-free

+1. My conditions aren't fixable or reversible. You can't fix your cartilage once it's severely damaged, it has to be replaced/removed. You can't fix your tendons or muscles once the fibers degenerate to the point of fissure. You can cure osteoarthritis. And even ON medication, I'm in pain ALL DAY.

BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺

No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???

One of the most frustrating things for me as a parent is seeing how my kids' teachers haven't adjusted to the reality of internet search being busted and having to homeschool my kids how to actually find information like we did back in the pre-Google days.

Happy 25th Anniversary to Erykah Badu’s second studio album Mama’s Gun, originally released November 21, 2000. albumism.com/features/ery...

man the cats friggin love my knee elevation pillow as bed and they're gonna be crestfallen when it's surgery time and I actually have to use it

bruh I am beyond exhausted I have been in orbit doing things all day

I’ve told this story before but when I was 22 I visited SF for the first time with a bunch of people from my internship. we got very drunk and went to see the golden gate bridge. one of these dudes called his wife back in china in tears, he was so excited. anyway it was the bay bridge

Mr Sporks cooked up the mantis we got at the Turkish store in Lynnwood the other day!

like. have you heard it.

Thinking about that article a few weeks ago that was like “why is Gen z so obsessed with Rumours” and everyone was like “it’s Rumours”

me trying to use CSS is like navigating a Miyazaki poison swamp - there's a sense of accomplishment working out the problems, but I'm taking tick damage the entire time

What a fucking tragedy that she never saw justice.

Our HR got an AI assistant. The old adage “HR is not your friend” is especially true of the HR robot!!!

Indi is still having trouble breathing even with the new nebulizer that arrived last night! She's going to see ER once her husband gets home to drive her, but she's still got no insurance. Donating or sharing both help! $Indigoskylite on cashapp to get the help there sooner than gfm & w/o fees

happy whatever the fuck day it is

CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

Do you know anyone that has made money making Roblox content? Do you know anyone who ultimately got into an infosec career because they spent time in the played Roblox -> hacked Roblox -> got into hacking pipeline? Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)

"OH MY GOD I JUST STOPPED FOR LUNCH AND THE RESTAURANT ATE ME"

Every once in a while I go back and rewatch this performance, and every time I'm glad I did youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y

like 80% of cooking a turkey is adding fat in increasingly disgusting ways

Where's the fucking money, Charlie Brown?

Stop hiring dudes with the last name Kelly to coach your football team

I'm an untrained artist designing merch that draws on niche pop culture mashups for queer pride, nerd humor, and agitprop for a better world being possible. This thread includes a sampling of my work, which you can find on stickers and shirts, pins, prints, and patches at willburrows.art/shop

"Death of the artist" means when Amy Tan says "I did not intentionally put numerological symbolism in Joy Luck Club" you can go "ok but unconscious-you is very clever and it's in there anyhow." It does not mean "it doesn't matter if JKR is a terrible person."

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

He carries the toy of the moment around and leaves it in conspicuous places until someone plays with him

Reading between the lines, it sounds like the captains of Boston University's cross country team want the ICE snitch off their team, and they're upset that the Dept of Athletics won't make it happen dailyfreepress.com/11/21/08/216...

I wanna hold the hand inside you I wanna take the breath that's true I look to you and I see nothing I look to you to see the truth FADE INTO YOU

🎶Holy diver You've been down too long in the midnight sea Oh what's becoming of me? Ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he's clean Oh don't you see what I mean? Gotta get away Holy div-e-e-er, yeeeaaah🎶

Look, I'm gonna level with you, I keep thinking Thomas Massie is hungover Rand Paul

🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇 www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...

Hey Beyonce, what if we didn't cause more crashes? 😭😭😭 www.instagram.com/p/DRYEyeCiJ0I/

You don't have to choose sides. You can dislike everybody. A true hater knows this.

that's how you get more women

and racism, you can't talk about obstetric violence without addressing racism. It undergirds the entire profession

huh, a Klingon Christmas Carol

Enjoying a quiet day on the Salish Sea with @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social

"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."

Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!

Honestly if you're going to take away anything it's this. These aren't ethical people and they were upheld by people who didn't really care that they weren't ethical. And that's damning for journalism

When I tell kids the drug game has more integrity than journalism I get yelled at

not reading that Lizza thing and you can’t make me. here, look at Manny Jacinto instead