at what point is the car insurance industry going to start adding ICE riders to our policies to cover damage of racial profiling armed men breaking into our vehicles to meet their quotas and social media posts?

BREAKING: weird but not critical symptoms, after much poking and prodding we are going home and I'm looking forward to eventually eating something. THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

They tried to kill this woman because she annoyed them and they are charging because she lived. Her being alive is an assault on them.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

Did you know you can just make focaccia You don’t have to buy it No one has to give you permission You can just feed honey to yeast and do the thing

who's up bleeding from unexpected places after surgery and returning to the ER

I can only post my little shitposrs because my real posts might get me a knock at the door :)

I know this is a serious situation but all I can think of is the one guy who shows up in frog costume to the full RP raid #FFXIV mastodon.social/@dunesallege...

downsizing my organ portfolio

lose weight with this one weird trick: get your gallbladder removed to be clear you will just lose whatever it was that the gallbladder weighed

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get into some kind of strength training, your joints will thank you and so will your bones when you're 50 also make sure to replenish electrolytes as well as water

and disco I would've watched this a lot sooner if someone had told me about that but instead I kept putting it off bc it had the stench of A Certain Type of Science Nerd Guy about it you know the ones

watching The Martian for the first time, no one told me this was a movie about potatoes

And the thing about Ms. Swift is that she is simply not talented enough to get outside of the box she put herself in. We talking about someone who faked a country accent for her first 2-3 albums because it was an easier way to get her foot in the door LOL

new friend arrived today

having almost certainly been to Forks and actually definitely enjoyed Cowboy & Cricket candles, I can tell you that this is a much better way to spend your time and money

imagine Robert Redford, if he was a cow that was also a corgi

Please stand for the national anthem

anyway the point here is that is isn't _collecting_, this is just preparing for a Tea Emergency. YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, MR SPORKS? Collecting would be getting pretty cups just for fun. SMH

grovel all you want, they'll still kick you in the gut ADL modified its website for these people, still got dumped

me: "I might start collecting tea cups" husband: "'start'"

well there goes the rest of my day

I scrolled for like five hours to find this perfect Skeleton Son Whomst Welcomes You To October. Please Clap,

Today in the garden.

Curious Anna’s hummingbird. 🪶

"Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Hey Macarena, ay!"

nier automata uses a sugar coating of a sexy goth beat-em-up to slow reveal that you, the gamer, will definitely die IRL and everything you do will be obliterated but you could help the next generation and there is real fulfillment in that before you pass, even if the recipients never find out.

John Roberts was part of the 3-judge panel presiding over Hamdan v. Rumsfeld while actively interviewing for a seat on the Supreme Court. He didn't recuse himself, didn't inform Hamdan's lawyers, and ruled in the Bush admin's favor the day before he interviewed with Bush himself.

Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania

Would you like to own a charmingly round horse based on the Lascaux Cave paintings? Now's your chance. I have two handmade needlefelt horses for sale on ko-fi. I'd love it if you checked them out or shared this post. ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6

Bumping for people looking for Halloween reads: don't forget to read weird collections by Black authors

OKAY FOLKS FOR EVERYONE WHO ASKED FOR IT* MY THREAD OF LATIN-AMERICAN HORROR IN TRANSLATION FOR THE PERFECT BOOK FOR THE OVERLAP OF HISPANIC HISTORY & SPOOKY MONTHS *nobody asked but I KNOW WHAT YOU SECRETLY WANT 1/

Sarah Evenson is the trans artist behind the infamous interlocking covers for some of his Coffee House books (and also his kid)

You know who describes himself as a “happily excommunicated Mormon” and doesn’t tithe to a church devoted to transphobia

Seattle Children’s @wsna.bsky.social Nurses showed up in FULL UNION POWER today! Showing the state’s most profitable hospitable just how REASONABLE they can be. 
It’s time for Seattle Children’s to knock off the union busting and give these 2100 nurses a fair contract!

Black People: He’s gonna tie us to the railroad tracks Trump: I’m gonna tie you to the railroad tracks as I described in depth in this booklet Y’all: OMG STAHP UR NOT SRS [Cut to all of our motherfucking asses on the motherfucking railroad tracks]

Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion. Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk. All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

ANTHONYYYYYYYY

Perfect camouflage. Nature is amazing

This is a VERY well crafted lawsuit. 1) Plaintiff is natural born. 2) He was detained 2X in a fast-growing part of Alabama, not in a city that Brett Kavanaugh could be easily duped into believing was all migrants. 3) Unwarranted detentions were on private property. 4) He showed Real ID both times.

change can be good 🐸 🎃

figured out my halloween name

I THINK I FOUND SOME, CRISIS AVERTED

My friend has had some bad luck this month and currently isn't going to make rent, if anybody can lend a hand. ko-fi.com/pngsoup/goal...

oh no the holiday pjs have arrived

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind