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if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

Look at my large adult sons fishing by the fall foliage.

Can he continue to act as mayor in some sort of Truman Show set up after the election?

America if our “liberal media” was actually liberal.

What the fuck

"I would like a slight raise" drove the entire capitalist ruling class insane

I’m absolutely certain she is a beloved figure in the local rec league soccer community.

*the elevator stops as I step onto it* I am being assassinated

I know his brain is pudding now and his impulse control is gone, but repeatedly saying girls’ sexual activity starts at TWELVE is a crazy choice for President Pedophile.

This shit always ends with "there are too many women and LGBTQ people employed and have cultural status and they need to go"

Can’t believe Trump is targeting lesbian erotica crime novelists now

Too many people see community as something they passively receive rather than something they need to actively participate in.

Our overriding goal must be to destroy the lives of these fucking degenerates. They must be unemployable, they must never be able to show their faces in public again.

It's cool how at some point we went from "don't share shooters' names because it will inspire more of them to seek infamy" to "Top 10 Meme Bullets of the Week (the Fourth One Will Shock You)"

This would fix my illness, I’m pretty sure.

If you write for a living, were a precocious reader/writer, and/or spend a lot of time on text-based social media, you are atypical, and you should keep that in mind when offering up takes about K-12 writing instruction.

Ha, did it again

The pseudo-French language on Andor is driving me insane. It’s the equivalent of that Italian pseudo-English song.

Actually the lady that designed the statue died before it was completed, and they hired some firm from Illinois that basically said this to the legislature.

Des Moines has you all beat

She’s a sweet cat

I wonder if deep down, he fully regrets what he did in 2016.

The president of Argentina looks like a 70s British celebrity of questionable morals.

Anecdotal, but I’ve noticed an uptick in parenting posts about college-aged sons who are addicted to gambling. Not great!

The wait is nearly over. Fat Bear Week kicks off today at 9 AM PT 🐻 Who’s ready to meet the ultimate salmon snackers and vote for their fave chonk? Set your alarms and get to fatbearweek.org

Whoever wins Fat Bear Week, they are all winners to me.

Husband doesn’t have it yet, and he’s already tired of my “come look at how gross this is” nonsense.

My lack of exposure to evangelical Christianity outside of national politics has been good for me, personally, but probably set back my understanding of certain political dynamics.

Envoy to Syria who doesn’t know that the S-L-M root in Arabic (as seen in Islam, salam, etc.) means peace/submission/surrender.

The average voter thinks Tom Homan is the guy who plays Spider-Man

Lotta big accounts on here being deliberately obtuse about 1) why the Kimmel story broke through when many others didn’t and 2) the ability of Democrats to force everyone to pay as much attention to those stories as Kimmel.

If the local police can force them to give the child back, can the state government charge them for their crimes?

C h o m p

A couple times a year, I go on r/flashlight and search “outage” or “blackout” so see posts from flashlight enthusiasts who are so excited to have their moment to shine.

It's going to hit like a cold can of Coke on the hottest day of the year

I have never heard of a school having Yom Kippur off but NOT Rosh Hashanah. Nonzero chance this is a calendar mistake and the bus just doesn’t show up tomorrow.

This man is very clearly experiencing significant cognitive decline, way worse than anything you can point to for Biden, and just fucking crickets

I once figured out where every spice in my spice cabinet fit in the plant evolutionary tree

Damn, groceries are EXPENSIVE now.

[at your friend's funeral who just lost her husband] I got mines!

Tfw Debbie Harry starts rapping

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

As a 2000s teen, I am so confused by what kids call “low-rise” now.

When is BlueSky gonna get drafts? I thought of a discourse topic that will rile up half this site, and I want to save it to deploy when needed.

They’re roasting Seth Rogen on houseplant Reddit.

829 FEDERAL ST

So you’d better make sure you look hot when you go out there for it.