Patting the ground like Aragorn trying to reconstruct what happened here without reading any of the posts in between

I have an illness where whenever I see a post like this, I immediately start thinking of ways I could fit the item in my home.

Toddler is trying a new thing where, when I say it’s time to clean up, he starts pretending to be one of the cats and tells me “cats have paws, not hands.”

I tried muting “Nuzzi” but it’s not working. The screenshots are getting through!

A country where so many people will stick their necks out like this to stop an attempted ethnic cleansing is a country worth fighting for.

Reading my kid’s first quarter report card, I wonder if these standards-based elementary school report cards are easily understandable to people without an education background.

Uh do people need to start putting “no AI versions of me ever” in their wills?

I am so lucky to live on a block where all the dogs are sweet and kind and want to be my pal.

Shady financier alluding to committing sex crimes with his best friend who’s a presidential candidate: I sleep Three kids in a local school district have asked to be identified by different pronouns: Real shit

Media policy changes on a case by case basis in such a way that every stance benefits Trump and harms Democrats

I got a YouTube ad earlier today where Noem threatened to deport me

These people are un-American freaks. And I don’t mean that in a “not living up to our ideals” way. These are people who have clearly been marinating online in Euro-style anti-immigrant stuff. They don’t sound like a normal American or a xenophobic American.

once again I'm begging and pleading with someone in the press to draw this obvious connection between trump/epstein and trump's precision defunding of programs that assist women who are the victims of domestic and sexual abuse

I know that sometimes the cultural perspective of teenagers can be distorted because it's normal for twentysomethings to play 15- and 16-year-olds on TV, but they are unmistakably children. They're not five, but they are very clearly not adults.

I am not going to post what I think should happen to Matt Gaetz.

I feel like such a schmuck for falling for the “it’s your liberal duty to support big newspapers” stuff during the first couple years of Trump 1. Getting on Twitter eventually fixed that for me, but damn.

(explaining why I wasn’t invited to the cool party all of my favorite posters were at together last night) it was probably a designated survivor thing. in case of war

Is this gonna prompt a zillion think pieces about how our society is failing young women and needs to do better, or nah?

From: Larry Summers Subject: Thought Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey? From: Jeffrey Epstein Subject: ❗ Re: Thought impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .

Nothing but good wishes for Lewis the chinchilla and the child who loves him

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

First state AND first state to make child marriage illegal… in 2018.

it’s awfully clear now how much the media handed Trump the election

it does open new angles into "why are the elite universities caving so fast," doesn't it.

I mean honestly, it *does* explain how elite backlash against MeToo was about as intense as the reaction to 9/11.

Ask the average fifteen year old girl how many grown men have hit on her in the past year, and, well, you'll get a very enlightening answer.

Again, maybe what the takeaway we should have from political reporter after political reporter not just getting chummy w ppl like Trump or Epstein (or RFK Jr 👀) but actively running interference for them—either in their coverage or privately—is that its an industry full of ppl that are Bad Actually™️

The NYT got pictures of Donald Trump with underaged girls and buried them

What is in those files that’s even worse than what’s already come out?

🤷‍♀️ Either you have hard rules around stuff like this, or you have a site that’s full of death threats.

It is your solemn, patriotic duty right now to be a super annoying Epstein guy at everybody you know if you even slightly suspect they are not 100% anti-Trump

Having another one of those days.

I’m sorry, this journalist warned Epstein that CNN was going to be asking questions about his relationship with Trump? And gave him advice on how to proceed???

So are the Epstein files getting released this afternoon after Grijalva is finally sworn in?

I drank too much coffee and now I feel like my heart is going to explode.

If you haven’t seen it, this is the video. It’s a serious problem that our government can respond to this video and claim that we didn’t see what we all saw.

there’s a kind of slacktivism that’s basically like “all you have to do is be the exact same type of mean you already are online but about something important” and once you recognize it, you’ll see it all the time

We are entering week 2 of bedtime and sleep time being fucked up by the Arthur Halloween special (specifically, the golem story).

Please help, I've fallen down the Temu screaming goat throw pillow rabbithole

Wow, these should not exist.

Is JCO trying to bait Elon Musk into eating sawdust?

Please. There are many people whose tweets I enjoy but who RT an overwhelming amount. I need something between muting/unfollowing them and seeing all that.

If you told 2003-era Republicans that their party would soon have a cult of personality around someone who says stuff like this, they wouldn’t believe you.

Generational run

Good God

NEW: Dems easily flipped the sheriff's office in Pennsylvania's Bucks County, a big swing county in the Philly suburbs. So? The incumbent GOP sheriff had contracted with ICE. His Dem challenger promised to end the contract. Now he wants other swing-state Dems to look at his victory as a lesson:

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

Some of you fuckers better not be posting like this in places that aren’t 100% politics-obsessed weirdos.