It’s spooky book season, suddenly What are we reading for spooky book season

imo she’s not basing this on any “new information” she heard. That’s a lie— she didn’t hear shit. She just doesn’t feel like doing it anymore

It’s annoying when media outlets cave to Trump and it’s also annoying when media outlets brag about defiantly “Going There” as though it isn’t remunerative and completely safe for them to do that

And you could say, well, at least they’re book-influencing. That’s one of the better influencing activities. NO. It’s incredibly damaging because I end up having to read the books for book club. That one about the genius octopus? That should never have happened

Feverish, ill, watching The Summer I Turned Pretty: This is terrible. Jesus. I hate this. Ep 5 on deck, Play ep 5

I wonder how the pregnancy-Tylenol thing will be received given how many people think pregnant women can’t have caffeine

The problem with the Amanda Knox miniseries is that I’m sure “bigoted Italian cops scream at pretty girl” is a realistic plot concept but it’s quite unpleasant to watch. Did anyone consider that

Oh hey I didn’t even know this was coming. That’s neat for me

It's going to hit like a cold can of Coke on the hottest day of the year

Ok the problem is I can’t cancel my subscription to Millsaps College in Mississippi

I just love seeing the big man get kicked in the dick

What does this shirt mean

Why are you acting like this is a thing that happens

In the show Too Much one of the characters spits in the other’s mouth, which they both love. You see that sort of thing twice and you start to think, Has sex moved on without me?

Coffee shop near me got review-bombed after putting Thank You Charlie Kirk stickers on their cups and all new reviews got deleted. People have no self-control, no finesse. You gotta trickle those bad boys in, you gotta give em the ⭐️⭐️ “slow service.” Do you want this business to suffer or not

Dress codes sure have changed. "Please cover your genitals. If we can see your genitals you'll be sent to the office"

when Midnights dropped I took an edible and listened in bed, for TTPD I went on a 7-mile walk. I have 13 days to nail down a plan

What does this mean

Adnan Syed trutherism is exhausting. Guy is guiltyyyyyy not everything has to be a whole thing

“Natural” deodorant is a buncha RFK nonsense. You can put aluminum on your skin. it’s literally fine

Briefly panicked on installation day about my choice of cream carpet for the upstairs before remembering that I am a Certain Type of Person (horrible) and with that comes allowances

Mmmm this kind of thing is annoying. Don’t do this

Just watched the clip Kimmel got fired over and despite my beliefs about late night comedy I did chuckle. And there’s nothing more terrifying to the executive branch than that

I’m a Paul girlie but this is an unreal look, this is masculinity like you’ve never seen it before

It’s so unfair and unnecessary to pit our midcentury screen idols against each other, nobody is making us do it, but I do feel each person has to decide for herself who was hotter, Robert Redford or Paul Newman

I’m embarrassed for gun owners. Owning a gun is embarrassing

eh they’ll just end up shooting each other

Pajama day at the high school. There’s just something about a kid walking in 15 minutes late, in a bathrobe

Dog consumed and excreted what appears at this point to be 3 pantyliners. You can try your best to keep them alive but you can’t want it more than they do

Saw an SUV flying two little American flags presidential motorcade-style with “make speech free again” written on the rear window and above all else these people are just dumbern shit

“Hey guys, look what I found, look what ages it’s for [hand motions]” It’s cruel to kill a harmless meme but they make it so easy for us

Two options here, as I see it: -“Leftist” as in he said some high school junior libertarian stuff a few times -“Leftist” as in this guy is lying

it’s like being there

Last year’s soccer team didn’t win one game (not *ONE*) so I’d forgotten how fun it is to watch the opposing coach crash out while she’s losing. lmao

Asked my husband why our 7-year-old is watching The Good Place and he said she finds Ted Danson comforting. What those two get up to in their together time, I have no idea but I guess it’s not my business

Noahpinion’s brain is so weird. No, nobody refers to people born in this country as immigrants lol

Told the lululemon salesguy I was looking for a skort and he said Skirt? and I said skort and he said Skirt? and I said A SKORT and he said What’s that, and I realized all the skirts there are skorts so he never had to learn what a skort is. And that’s emotional labor

nice clavier...is it well-tempered?

surely the fact he murdered someone with a gun places a few more weights on one side of the scale

We Need To Talk About Brycen

there’s no way a guy who wears that shirt and those sunglasses left this country

Bloated ankles Bruised hand Face droop I don’t even want to speculate on the next symptom, I want it to surprise me entirely, I want that sweet sweet jolt

If you’re a Lena Dunham fan/apologist and you haven’t watched Too Much, it’s certified fresh by me and contains the funniest (only?) Anne Frank joke I’ve ever heard

Laying my bets: 75% chance the shooter is a deranged right winger. 25% politically incoherent. Less than 1% chance it’s a leftist

literally nothing about trump. makes you think…

oh my god someone posted my worst opinion on r/10thdentist

$12 vegan coffee peanut butter smoothie: “I Would’ve Drunk Two”

Saw that some big accounts are mad at someone, clicked around, it’s a 160-follower person who posts furries and Kpop Demon Hunters lesbian fanart. Do you ever feel like those guys are bad at calibrating their indignation

Lot of good stuff here, from imagining first graders’ grasp of the phrase “pour myself a cup of ambition” to the fact she wrote the word kitchen instead of drawing one

Student called the robot narrator of Ted Chiang's "Exhalation" a clanker...Absolutely not. But also lol