texting my coworker

Thank you for making the ringtones that come with my phone. They got me through a hard time

i don't know where i'm taking myself

I know I let a lot of shit happen to you but you can't be mad at me anymore. I got really into yoga. I got a yoga book. I'm basically a new person that you've never met

what should i be taking instead of spiro

(practicing in mirror) I bet you think I'm the worst mother ever. Ahem. You must think I'm the worst mother ever. (pulling my hair out) Look what you're doing to me (my cat beats the bathroom door until it opens) Little freaker. Freak pervert. Small body pervert

I don't understand how you're still mad at me when I've clearly reinvented myself. I have a sombrero now. Are you not seeing the sombrero

Capitalism is when adults have to beg other adults for food

(practicing in mirror) I bet you think I'm the worst mother ever. Ahem. You must think I'm the worst mother ever. (pulling my hair out) Look what you're doing to me (my cat beats the bathroom door until it opens) Little freaker. Freak pervert. Small body pervert

it's extremely legal to be a perpetrator and extremely illegal to be in the way

i love her

gentrification is so awful i want to be where civilization is without ruining it

GRANDMA TEXTING ME: How's it been? Are you still sleeping somewhere warm? ME SENDING A VOICE MEMO: I don't know. Everything is illegal [turn signal sounds] I'm getting awesome. But they made everything illegal

You can't get that time back.

don't say that

*flirting with a girl with a septum piercing* Sweet danger...

Nothing left but to get sexy and fight in the woods

You don't have to forgive anybody who you can leave.

"Scared" and "barely aware" mean the same thing for people who think it's too late for them to learn new things

Impulsive enough to survive neglect, too impulsive to survive scrutiny

National suicide by a thousand cuts.

Kiss me until the ads are over.

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fighting for your existence as a sentient being is normal for girls

The POWER act would “force data center operators to report their water use,” require negotiation of community benefits agreements + impact studies that exclude data centers built within 3mi of “an overburdened community” + operators to pay into a public benefits fund news.wttw.com/2026/02/11/i...

BLUMENTHAL: What is so different about ICE that it regards itself as an exception to the 4th Amendment? LYONS: We don't BLUMENTHAL: Why did you keep your memo about the warrant policy secret? LYONS: I didn't BLUMENTHAL: We learned about it when whistleblowers came to us

alright time to build the blackwall

this kind of rubedo-baiting will not stand

HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume? ME: I was going through an alchemical process. HIRING MANAGER: Which one? ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me. OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?

HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume? ME: I was going through an alchemical process. HIRING MANAGER: Which one? ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me. OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?

The reason Reels, TikTok, X, etc push distressing or traumatizing things into your feed is so that whatever you're watching, you can't focus, because you should really check what's hiding behind your current video. Car crash. Structure collapse. Sentient mochi being cut up.

DR OCTAGON: bear witness create rap music cause i never dug disco

I love Rapunzel. Doesn't wanna be up there, didn't ask for it. She's a captive. Pale from nothing days in a nothing room. And that makes her lucky beautiful desirable perfect. Because she is weak and helpless, she needs one single favor, and she won't know what to do with freedom

WINEHOUSE: Bear witness, commiserate. DEL REY: Bear witness, accept my sacrifice. WEST: Let me fall into my own painting. CRYSTAL CASTLES: Bear witness, incorporate. Let abuse shape your landscape. Miss it if it's absent. STAPLES: Anything an artist shows you is illegitimate

i have never read anything that has made me so mad in my life

u should consider reading 'the skin team' by jordaan mason i think u'd like it based on yr writing style

I grew up into someone with agency. I drive from parking lot to parking lot in the dark. I see my friends. We go to parking lots. We drive past data centers and paramilitaries and fence after fence after fence. Free to watch the world blossom with smoke and bear our gray fruit

it is a rare and repulsive decadence to spend as much energy thinking about thinking as I do

Your posts always always feel like people trying to get a message thru to me while I’m in a coma

Everything I say online is fiction and satire and definitely not me being aggressively, illegally straightforward

I don't know.

A flytrap doesn't know that it's hunting. It doesn't know anything. It just grows a part that does what it does, and that part fills with food somehow. A responsible fly doesn't give up a limb and cry out to show the flytrap what it's doing. It flies away.

*approaching the busiest person in the room* You look like you would ruin my life