In America they use something called "Native Deodorant"

Don't worry about him dude. We're all pretty chill with him now ever since he got the state involved

ts is the water and ts is the well

Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.

ragdolls

[wendy williams voice] Okay, clap if Allah should blight them

Chatbot Waiter: And what for the misses? Me: Hhemewe Chatbot Husband in a camo tuxedo: She'll have the epic bacon — with the antipsychotic sauce. Me: Hemeewll Chatbot Husband: “He means well.” Sound it out with me.

on weed?

uno reverse

+15 pounds

no american will ever care about any injustice unless it personally affects them. that’s why I truly think there is nobody coming to help trans people. all these people are spiritually from munich

you should be fighting but you shouldn't be panicking

Support the artists you like now because tomorrow you might not be able to find them.

ima do whatever it takes to survive for as long as i feel like surviving

death before say the line bart

I'm sorry that I'm doing spells at you instead of being epic

We will have to be everyone. We will get to be everyone. It will take forever. It will last forever.

i’m sick and tired of being in rooms with the most incredible people i’ve ever met and knowing, deep down, all of us are dying younger than we ever deserve to.

I wonder what my Dracula would think about that...

How about DEATH TO THOSE WHO FORCE DETRANSITION AND PEACEFUL TRANSITION TO THOSE WHO CHOOSE TOO or is human rights too much to ask for

I was confused at your post because I have always, always, always interpreted it that we are not the focus of that phrase.

I love you so much and I am so glad I met you at the mall when we were both amoebas

>"DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION" Is there ANYONE who won't demand that I die young?

extremely loud display of vulnerability buzzer

Is it enough that you love and care if the way you did it made your garden wilt away?

Is it true or does your story need it to be true?

[getting eaten by a dragon] Don't worry. I plan to change it from the inside

[CUT TO 10 YRS AGO] We need to deprogram the alt right by catering to them so heavily that we are, at best, kind of bewildering to anyone else. [CUT TO PRESENT DAY] Help! I can only speak in ironic decommissioned dogwhistles! [CUT TO THE REPLIES] "Many such cases"

gets brainwashed of that goal

It’s been so fun being on ‘the left’ with you guys. Would you sign my yearbook?

I gotta say I really didn't expect so many of us to fall completely into All Lives Matter histrionics when that thing happened to that nazi. I don't know why anything surprises me. Products-of-our-time in training. As always

No sports for girls I guess. Cool.

Fewer girls are playing sports after govt erected barriers for girls to play sports. edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...

there are risks that you are uniquely suited to take on

green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent

Wrote up a fun little thought experiment:

This is eliminationist, genocidal rhetoric. There’s nothing ambiguous about it. And it didn’t come from a random Bluesky account with 28 followers. It came from a sitting member of Congress. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/texas-c...

i haven't laughed so hard in a while

*screaming over deafening, unmistakable furnace roars and mechanical sounds from all directions* DO YOU LOVE ME ENOUGH TO GET ME A LITTLE TREAT

sheesh

*screaming over deafening, unmistakable furnace roars and mechanical sounds from all directions* DO YOU LOVE ME ENOUGH TO GET ME A LITTLE TREAT

DUDE!!! HEAVEN IS *HUGE*

you have to become whatever kind of freak pervert finds responsibility sexy

I'm not going to fedpost about the State of Israel, not because I don't want to, or because I'm too scared to, or for tactical reasons, but because I can't. I am not in possession of words sufficient to describe the boiling depths of my fury. I am unmoored by it

I literally want you to go to the protest lmao I want you to not sign up to an easily hackable database that, at best, will get you nonstop donation texts, and at worst, will be handed over to Feds if they ask for it; As it explicitly states on their website they will do so without hesitation.