don't say that

*flirting with a girl with a septum piercing* Sweet danger...

Nothing left but to get sexy and fight in the woods

You don't have to forgive anybody who you can leave.

"Scared" and "barely aware" mean the same thing for people who think it's too late for them to learn new things

Impulsive enough to survive neglect, too impulsive to survive scrutiny

National suicide by a thousand cuts.

Kiss me until the ads are over.

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fighting for your existence as a sentient being is normal for girls

The POWER act would “force data center operators to report their water use,” require negotiation of community benefits agreements + impact studies that exclude data centers built within 3mi of “an overburdened community” + operators to pay into a public benefits fund news.wttw.com/2026/02/11/i...

BLUMENTHAL: What is so different about ICE that it regards itself as an exception to the 4th Amendment? LYONS: We don't BLUMENTHAL: Why did you keep your memo about the warrant policy secret? LYONS: I didn't BLUMENTHAL: We learned about it when whistleblowers came to us

alright time to build the blackwall

this kind of rubedo-baiting will not stand

HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume? ME: I was going through an alchemical process. HIRING MANAGER: Which one? ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me. OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?

HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume? ME: I was going through an alchemical process. HIRING MANAGER: Which one? ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me. OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?

The reason Reels, TikTok, X, etc push distressing or traumatizing things into your feed is so that whatever you're watching, you can't focus, because you should really check what's hiding behind your current video. Car crash. Structure collapse. Sentient mochi being cut up.

DR OCTAGON: bear witness create rap music cause i never dug disco

I love Rapunzel. Doesn't wanna be up there, didn't ask for it. She's a captive. Pale from nothing days in a nothing room. And that makes her lucky beautiful desirable perfect. Because she is weak and helpless, she needs one single favor, and she won't know what to do with freedom

WINEHOUSE: Bear witness, commiserate. DEL REY: Bear witness, accept my sacrifice. WEST: Let me fall into my own painting. CRYSTAL CASTLES: Bear witness, incorporate. Let abuse shape your landscape. Miss it if it's absent. STAPLES: Anything an artist shows you is illegitimate

i have never read anything that has made me so mad in my life

u should consider reading 'the skin team' by jordaan mason i think u'd like it based on yr writing style

I grew up into someone with agency. I drive from parking lot to parking lot in the dark. I see my friends. We go to parking lots. We drive past data centers and paramilitaries and fence after fence after fence. Free to watch the world blossom with smoke and bear our gray fruit

it is a rare and repulsive decadence to spend as much energy thinking about thinking as I do

Your posts always always feel like people trying to get a message thru to me while I’m in a coma

Everything I say online is fiction and satire and definitely not me being aggressively, illegally straightforward

I don't know.

A flytrap doesn't know that it's hunting. It doesn't know anything. It just grows a part that does what it does, and that part fills with food somehow. A responsible fly doesn't give up a limb and cry out to show the flytrap what it's doing. It flies away.

*approaching the busiest person in the room* You look like you would ruin my life

Your Weight Won't Matter When We Get You.

I think about this tweet every time I log in and the Spirt of Post possesses me, fyi

[fishbowl twitter] betta: opp who mimics my moves exactly has finrot lfg goldfish 🔒: too fat for my castle plecostomus: Rose Darling, Daddy Don't, Doctor Wu... Name a better three song run, fucking Christ

im 48 pounds into the bit

I love saying nigga i love letting people know i’m black and PROUD

i can't wait to get bigger pants so that i can eat more food

you made me pluck til your feathers were gone

[Extremely loud understimulating environment buzzer]

sometimes screenshots of rage-bait posts make me feel like we've all been taught it's normal to show each other rotting fish or a lunch someone left in a bag for several days

[Extremely loud understimulating environment buzzer]

They ran your heart through mormon spellcheck

I'm sorry you got attacked at the bus stop. If you need to, you can stay in my human hive. We are all connected through long strands of toxic mucus and we are changing the course of history with a hum that will become like an avalanche in time. Do you have an irregular heartbeat

every single woman should buy a gun

so do our votes matter or not? u say we are too few to matter and yet u act as tho our votes could determine an election. it cant be both

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

“But humans are fundamentally greedy or evil”