nepenthes cuttings are pitchering like crazy in here

fish world update

Fortnite came out 8 years ago. Feel old yet? Feel feeble? Moving slow? Please nod so we can pass you up for a raise and move you to the shed. You'll like it. No windows in there for the toucher to watch you through. The powerful toucher. You're nothing. Little nothing person.

Oh, how did I miss this? I feel this in my soul. The worst kinds of fights are the ones where both parties don't want it but the reflexes are just *there* and neither of us can see all the kicking under the table but we FEEL it. Civility up top, bruised shins from wiggley leg syndrome underneath.

Since it’s apparently been forgotten substack platforms Nazis I will never follow a link from there an if you’ve built a following there you should find a way to go somewhere else

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

everyone cool is writing down devastating things for me to read thank you

HSTS road trip talk: there's a lot of wendy's bags in here. you can't eat garbage just because you're sad. AGP road trip talk: chino got hit on stony hit him in his stomach since he was hungry quint got o'd then they hit tony why they called him doeboy you ain't getting no money

if you are in a situation that you think will kill you in a direct or diffuse or "well-meaning" way, i need you to believe in yourself and in your ability to seek people out who can help you and discern who does and doesn't report to the killer

arms are a little bit jiggly for the first time ever ever ever

The accolades continue to roll in

you have to obtain jester's privilege if you want a way to talk about your problems when your captor plans to outlive you

“Olive Drab,” final thing. General content warning. 1/4

ME: Aw, I love when kids order for themselves. Hey sweeties! ANDROGYNOUS 5TH GRADER: Tall decaf with no cream or sugar, please! Mom says I'm going through a shrinking spurt again ME: I didn't know kids were still sagging their pants? NORMAL 3RD GRADER: They're my hand-me-ups

Oh, I just stay here to save money. And things have been getting better- (hears the door unlatching) (hides you under a pile of taken-apart calculators) (puts thermometer back in mouth) DON'T WORRY NANA I'M STILL VERY VERY SICK LIKE WE PRACTICED

Gerrymandering would not be a problem if we counted the votes and then elected the person who got the most votes

Fish world update tomorrow

your only regret will be making your successor too powerful

saul goodman

feed me

What's one Chief Keef song that will have you like this

i will never vote for Gavin Newsom. i want every other politician to look at how badly Newsom destroyed his own political career by pivoting to fascism & see it as a clear warning that the dignity of marginalized people is not negotiable.

(clones you) (yanks clone out of pod) Let's do a pronouns circle

“Do you think I'm a six?” Do you think I do that?

not only is it incorrect, it's not even interestingly incorrect. morphemes gesturing to some perfect truth lying behind the text, as if words themselves are shadows of platonic forms - this has been asked & answered so many times it's lost any particular capacity to spark intelligent conversation

how is this real

accolades for gale

Remember that this win is because of RANKED CHOICE VOTING, which the people must DEMAND.

"If there is any way to terrify a despot, it is by dismantling the conditions that allowed him to accumulate power." Holy fucking shit this dude is so PEAAAKK

How Gale Ran A Campaign Centered On Food

Please reach out to your cruelest pick-me friends tonight. They have lost more than you can imagine.

MAMDANI!!!!!!!!!!!!

me eating a Kit

feeling grateful for all the people who said “fuck this shit” and went to the polls

This feels significant

feed me

Yes, you are so off sometimes that it's scary. That is part of life

The Giving Tree is fiction written by the tree. It's not a stump, and the kid didn't survive

there is but it's been banned in germany for many years

Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:

“Olive Drab,” final thing. General content warning. 1/4

I describe my situation as "couldn't see the forest for the trees" but this feels closer to my experience. My marriage held me hostage. My belief in it became stronger than my belief in myself. When I couldn't live in the gaslighting, it all fell apart bad and I reacted in ways I didn't understand.

I would never speak ill of perpetrators. They were they only ones beside me during all the worst times in my life

You cannot be a good detective when you are a hostage.

Enjoy the brief window before mourning is mandatory

@poisonjr.bsky.social Idk why but this makes me think of you - hang in there music.apple.com/us/album/vio...

Enjoy the brief window before mourning is mandatory

“Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.” – Rosie the Riveter