ME: I don't think I could work here. I'm too insane and embarrassing. I'm barely a person. Everyone's gonna call me Inhaler Moon. FRONT DESK LADY AT A MOTEL: The only other employee besides me is Yoselin and she eats kibble and has lupus. YOSELIN: I can call you Inhaler Moon

You can hurry love, yeah, you don't have to wait… Love does come easy, it's a piece of freaking cake

i have to be the best shit or i die

i have to be the best shit or i die

You can hurry love, yeah, you don't have to wait… Love does come easy, it's a piece of freaking cake

When you die every piece of you will remain in play even if you are not chill with that

I FIXED MY COMPUTER I CAN GET TO MY MUSIC FILES AGAIN

The bee tweet is one of the single greatest tweets ever posted. It is a Rembrandt. It is a Svengali. It puts you in a posting hierarchy far above my ken.

no that was my uhh cousin or something

Elvis Presley - Blue Suede Shoes

you are responsible for your own emotional regulation

ME: I don't think I could work here. I'm too insane and embarrassing. I'm barely a person. Everyone's gonna call me Inhaler Moon. FRONT DESK LADY AT A MOTEL: The only other employee besides me is Yoselin and she eats kibble and has lupus. YOSELIN: I can call you Inhaler Moon

Go outside and touch industry plants

If you are helping divide us from our siblings, you are doing the work of the people who want to kill us

There is an ongoing campaign to remove all of us from public life using any means necessary Sorry about whatever weird hangups you've given yourself about people who are trans in a different way than you, but we are all in the same danger right now

My 16-year old niece has gay and trans friends and no one gives a shit. The kids think we're fucking nuts about this stuff.

All of the horrible shit you're saying to delegitimize trans men so that you can run a leaner crueler covert civil rights operation that only helps you, you are saying on the open internet.

I try to overapologize and panic as much as possible so that those around me know to expect that from trans women

Reminder to heed the onion

If you don't want things to get worse you have to grab the wheel.

i dont wanna die and only have snippets of music. idk what my problem is

What's using you?

I feel like you guys skim over words when you read sometimes.

I'm not scared of you I'm scared of your life

I remember adults coaching my siblings and me to laugh at Chocolate Rain. I didn't know what I was seeing or hearing but it unsettled me. They knew what it was about so they taught us what to do when we saw something challenging like that. We laughed at him.

For some reason I always thought Weird Al was Jewish, even though his work is all but explicitly Rosicrucian and alchemical.

I'm trans because I noticed I'd been trans for quite some time. It is an observation, not something I decided. I decided to tell people. A lot of them reacted like I was making a big change. I'm just describing myself. I am trans. Why not notice? What does understanding cost?

Decrease availability increase power

(talking about a chill short dude) He's a gentle pipsqueak

Watching a show called I Killed My BFF and one guy was like "one tall, one short, but they were the best of friends" and it's good to know that they could overcome that, however briefly.

Every time I open Minecraft I'm like what am I supposed to do

Munchausens

ME ROLLING AROUND: How lucky are we that we don't have to be a nematode in a septic tank this time. Or a rotting garden hose EX: Mmm. I think you're too beautiful for us to be just friends. PARENTS TEXTING ME: We're sorry for everything, kiddo. Sent u a grocery store gift card.

ME ROLLING AROUND: How lucky are we that we don't have to be a nematode in a septic tank this time. Or a rotting garden hose EX: Mmm. I think you're too beautiful for us to be just friends. PARENTS TEXTING ME: We're sorry for everything, kiddo. Sent u a grocery store gift card.

our Frans are Dreschered in centuries

(Making smalltalk with someone who's been locked in a dungeon since age 9) So where did you go to college

i imagine a lot of your posts like princess bubblegum giving the tears in rain speech

he moved his mouth away from the mic to ensure his message was clear, but his attempt at clarity and transparency was manipulated to obfuscate. it's really twisted

We're not even here. We're eyes who got left behind at the gas station. Our bodies are safe and warm in the car. They should be coming back for us any minute.

NASA was like a family to us

I remember adults coaching my siblings and me to laugh at Chocolate Rain. I didn't know what I was seeing or hearing but it unsettled me. They knew what it was about so they taught us what to do when we saw something challenging like that. We laughed at him.

If you feel shame then you've spent too long on solid land

You are so much less important than the emptiness inside you

The transfeminine town square is stocked with amplified enemies, roaming pests, and broken mirrors for us to hurt ourselves on and apologize to.

ME: Every time you don't respond to my text within the day you lag an additional day behind my caravan of progress COWORKER: I'm at the Beaverton Crab Crawl and I can't pick up any of those shifts for you or I go into overtime. Also I don't know who this is.