thinking abt the sheepish runner i met on perimeter who, when asked if this was their second season, they said "yeah i just bought the game." hope they're doing well bc our third got creamed by themselves n started blaming us for their bad comms & overextension LOL

the worst teammates in Marathon aren't "random fill", it's actually "two people in Discord"

how u gonn a up and jiggleyang

on toogaloogie heavy gewt

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the entire arena at NJPW G1 Climax chanting "lets get high!" for Yuto Ice was one of the funniest things ever in my life. it was soooo loud

they killed him again

my lady and i completed one of our goals in Marathon... went into cryo with a fill, cleared all 3 teams, hit the armoury, extracted. so fun!!!!

Marathon community servers would be lowkey sick

chatgpt cant even hit the quan and ur gna take its advise? lmao

AI could never do this www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecF...

had a pretty strong game making playcalls with filled crewmates who trusted my intel. didn't record it LOL. still was awesome tho

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lowkey awesome how much "AI terkerjer" had workers in fear and completely distracted from CEO Fuckyou Killyourself wanting a 60th vacation this year and laying off everyone in sight. like they took AI more seriously as a threat than CEO whim or landlords or banks

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

yes!!! #dub thebugdisfig.bandcamp.com/album/ladybu...

we smokin cheeseburgers

this is honestly so funny. "we understand moving to a new PC can take time" literally kill yourself

saw a baby bunny with its back legs broken on the sidewalk yesterday. probably hit by a cyclist who wasnt riding where they should. so sad. poor wee thing :(

thinking abt getting an 18g fingertip mouse. im usually a resting palm "grip" but it'd be fun to try out some new equipment

~ DUBSTEP PUPPY ~

I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.

insane

ordered my first pair of jordans. the style was just so unique. couldnt resist

charlie brown had shoes

searching dubstep on here is so funny bc there's a specific personality that reoccurs: people who think their taste in music is super quirky and unpredictable and random bc they listen to "dubstep violin"

honestly never thought about that. what a good option

just learned about glass mousepads

on exactly day 2 of forgetting your E shot the "demons from hell" debuff starts dealing damage

worms are kind of the answer to the question "what if a body was only a mouth and an anus"

calling children on the playground bad because as an adult i had already played once on everything there years ago and if they were actually good at having fun they'd realise there's nothing to do at the playground

Marathon is a fun game in which everyone who actually enjoys it picks up every single gun and goes yoooo this is awesome and then every genius says "there's nothing to do if you're actually good at the game and only 2 guns are useful"

women were cooking when they invented wear lingerie eat a cheeseburger

matching marathon level 100 notorious t-shirt bf-gf

americans literally conceptualise nothingness as a burger im sick

do everything incorrectly, Faster. ChatGPT

mitch called me threatening me

accidentally farted real loud in the team room

worked out so hard yesterday my doms hasn rly hit but i smashed a bowl of ramen and wished i had got creamy broth or extra protein rofl

heard some bad house remix of this song which makes no sense. the song is already perfect www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSBr...

chatted w the combat designer for Marathon yesterday, pretty cool. had never spoken w a dev. mostly everyone asked patch questions but lowkey im gna have more uniqur questions to ask if i see them again and theyre chatty

average "how to bring players back" opinion on marathon is "ruin the loot economy to make everyone feel good (and then quit again)".

havent seen enough power amplifier electronics explode in my 15 years of audio for it to become not scary yet

after riding public transportation and hearing enough simultaneous baby iPad and adult tiktok i've realised there is no difference. both are pacifiers

>monday >restless >inject estrogen >immediately sleepy every time

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typing "the news" into notepad and just reading it for hours shaking my head and scowling

sihh sehhhhh