back in a week

blowing snow all night and day and night again it seems 👌🏻😌😘🥹❄️😍

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?

"Giving thanks for what we are allowed to think about it, grateful for it even as it wanes. For knowing it is there... All of it a blessing. The being there. Being alive then. Like a giant bell ringing long after you can’t hear it." —Jack Gilbert, "Burma"

When I'm very particular about my organic bread

Withnail and I is a Thanksgiving movie, I’ve decided. It’s cold and rainy but clearly not the dead of winter, they go to a relative’s house, they have an unwanted visitor, they cook a bird…

i regret this piercing because it left a hole on my face and i had to take it out after 3 weeks anyways since it started chipping one of my teeth, but for a short while in 2007 i was magnificent

seriously? "baby be mine"? do you even hear yourself

fwiw this is the same magazine that published an overwrought 750-word description of Christopher Hitchens' body, which includes the phrase "extraordinary genital endowment" and that was way back in the halcyon days of 2008 www.vanityfair.com/news/2007/10...

in front of my house there are 3 trees and in each one there is a squirrel. a fat squirrel, a small but swole squirrel, and then a skinamarinky grey one like this. the grey one is clearly a bugs bunny type, and is always leading the other two into traffic, or tricking them into falling out of trees.

I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight: HUNGRY? Get ready not to be

Wallace Polsom, “New World in the Morning” (07 Sep 2019), paper collage, 19.6 x 28.9 cm | wallacepolsom.com/post/1875571...

But we must move with the times

Quarter zips are colonizer dashikis.

(Texting you from Bandit's Pass) sorry can't talk rn. I'm being waylaid

Remembering the late 🇺🇲 American actor and comedian Arthur "Harpo" Marx (23 November 1888 – 28 September 1964), seen here in the pre-Code comedy classic film "DUCK SOUP" (1933)dir. Leo McCarey #HarpoMarx 🎬 Paramount Pictures

the novelization is pretty great too

How is this not mandatory reading in schools?!

They don't get talked about much anymore but Roald Dahl hosted two different horror anthologies & they had wildly different tenures. Way Out (1961) lasted only 14 episodes and 4 of them are lost media. It only survives through bootlegs. Tales Of The Unexpected (1979-1988) somehow had 112 episodes.

Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

i call the big one bitey

If a man points in a woman's face and says "Quiet piggy" you say something about it... You stand up and you say "What the fuck did you just say?" www.welcometohellworld.com/the-love-we-...

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

this is how it feels to be whimsical on this keebler world

Mamdani should announce a new basketball team owned by the people of New York called the New York Mujahideen

broke: wingman woke:

Unless he's budd dwyering I'm not interested in anything related to bill maher

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

This carrot is an orphan. This snowman won't see its children this year. Paddington is dying of a wasting disease. Now here's Smack My Bitch Up sung by Katie Melua.

serially seducing insecure men 35+ years older since you were a teen? walking through doors they open for you, accepting six figures worth of gifts & housing? then cheat on him with the next old sucker you lined up who has an even better job and contacts? and all in tumblrprose? she's the MVP of BPD

[ric flair voice] i just took your old lady for a ride on

One of the best story-songs of all time, imho

17/11/25 - nocturn

reading about the OJ estate finally settling with his parents and damn, Ron Goldman looks like Ryan Gosling

the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"

“ABC11 spoke with Lori Lober, a study participant. Initially, she was given a grim prognosis, with median survival rate of less than 2 to 3% for five years. However, the trial at Duke Health gave her new hope. She has remained disease-free for 24 years.” I could cry.

ok I read some of the Nuzzi piece and I am pleased to announce that I will never feel bad about my own writing ever again

Fun fact: on a clear day at decent elevation, you can see the buildings of Niagara Falls from Toronto, and even the plume of mist that rises up from the waterfall.

bomb so hard you have to move to austin, lmfao