the success of Backrooms means Hollywood now has no excuse but cowardice for refusing to produce a Groverhaus movie.

"My mayor Muslim / my bagels Jewish / my Christian Dior / Knicks in Four" is basically Keats to me

miss you, little girl.

A lot of people say summer is their favorite season and what I would say to that is that bugs are trying to get into your holes, they’re doing it right now

Oh thank God, I was at fuckin’ sea here.

that's why we need to keep him as leader for 200 years. the last thing we need is a competent, likeable leader for the Let's Set Everything On Fire And Give It To The Americans Party

Ah well. Maybe next time.

Fallout Los Angeles, zoom in to a bizarrely dressed raider addressing you from atop the Hollywood sign

This sentence in David Milch’s memoir stopped me in my tracks.

It’s National Doughnut Day and I’d like to be cream filled. Thank you.

credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit

this weekend i have a visitor. we met on the apps a few months ago and he lives in hamilton so it's been hard to arrange - no transit between our towns. hopefully it goes well and we have as much fun in person as we have over text; he's a recent widower and i'm a disaster so hopefully it's all good!

mushrooms, who knew? nypost.com/2026/06/04/h...

Lmaoooooooooo

had never seen this one and it's killing me

holy shit they're actually doing this deadline.com/2026/06/meat...

They updated my dating app to show gender and preference in the likes but I think they fuct up and it defaults to the first item in each list. all of these guys are suddenly agender androgynosexual and I just, find that hard to believe

looking for a place that will make this bumper sticker for my white Ford Focus LE* (*little earthquakes edition)

primer for non-nba fans tuning into the finals: the knicks and spurs will have to find the letters N, B, and A that are located somewhere on the court. they'll be given clues by helping various people – chasing down a little kid's lost balloon, helping a farmer return his chickens to the coop, etc

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

This Pride, let us also remember that our gal's gender inclusive 💛🤍💜🖤 youtu.be/IyES-BdJ4BI?...

What are you currently reading? #AmReading I'm reading the 10th #ModestyBlaise novel by #PeterODonnell, THE XANADU TALISMAN.

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

Watched an interview with Orson Welles where the guy asks him if he has any regrets and he immediately goes “MINE ARE AS COUNTLESS AS THE SANDS OF THE DESERT” and how can you not fucking love Orson Welles

hope you brought urine!

tight ship, love to see it

Doom Patrol

Good morning

My childhood ended and my teenage years began when this ended and Little Earthquakes dropped

the only voice UI that I am interested in is an app for road/rail trips that listens for when you say "cows!" and increments the cows counter by 1

BREAKING: Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

i love you, Stratford

Reblogging the Patrick of #Cyrodil strongly considering starting a TikTok of this video overlaid with different video game soundtrack cues

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

this is what 99% of conversations with people using AI feel like

the cool thing about working your way out of being in love with someone is that you find little pieces of yourself that you set aside for them & re-integrate. the uncool thing is that your first instinct is to turn to the person you are getting over to say "look!i'm healing! aren't you proud of me?"

Sneaky Dee's, c/o CERB Gotti

Titanic Men Going Home, Belfast, painting by Cupar Pilson, Irish artist.

#ETU #ActualPlay #GoodGMsPodcast NOT MY FIRST RODEO is the first Actual Play from Good GMs! Using the freshly Kickstarted #ETUFreshBlood module, James and Chuck are stoked af to present PART 1 of this 2-part session, only on Patreon for FREE! www.patreon.com/posts/part-1...