NBC has the "disinterest in what the team that isn't the Dodgers is doing" down pat as Arizona hits a homer

Dr. No reboot ass suit

horrible discovery

Freddie coming in on a low rider with the World Series trophy lol

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/

Paul Skenes after leaving in the first inning today

so we have the stupid netflix game last night and today not all of the teams even play? wtf?

Tewalt Dools

Opening Day!! Baseball during work hours, let's GOOOOO!!

new royals city connects?

All golf courses should have dogs roaming freely and you just have to deal with it

wob cars

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

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Bert Schreider: $100,000 Dancers on taxi cabs: $50,000 Desk full of former MLB players: $300,000 Making players’ names visible on screen: $0.47 Jameis Winston(???): $50,000 Rights to Terror Squad’s “Lean Back”: $100,000 Somebody who’s good at broadcasting help me, my streaming service is dying

These fake NYC taxis on the field sure are stupid

Here we are again

Drink Catdaddy brand moonshine

not a surprise but this is a war crime btw

[a long inhale] Ahh…Opening Day is here

Wow Joe Sumner is a wrestler

CBS Mornings has been running a 5 minute plus package with the chyron "Goodbye A Good Luck Shawna"

Rampage (1986)

I am beyond stunned that World Challenge got a makeover. That hasn't happened every year for the past decade or anything

OMG the Footwork dog

gonna buy a fake ice vest to get past the massive tsa lines next time

love to wake up in my normal reality

Oh well this shit should be over with pretty shortly lol

not a wagon, skip

Just saw a late 90s Jimmy on Corvette salad shooters

By myself, Chicago to Tallahassee. Friend and I drove his BMW from Atlanta to Seattle via Dallas, Albuquerque, Vegas and LA

Iranimation

my favorite randy newman song mearn on

picture, thousan words, etc etc

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Whoa a CRJ hit a firetruck at LGA

Fox inventing nicknames for people again is weird

I have no clue what the 6's sponsor is because the logo text is so small

in googling pics of this car i found a few others to paint too!

mike joy just said, "how about rfk"

mfw when i watch herbie rides again

Seaman Gummy Worms (1999-2000): Sour gummy worms that came in a novelty contained shaped like a can of tuna, featuring the likeness of Seaman, from the eponymous Dreamcast game. When you opened it, it would say, “I’m Seaman. You can’t send me back if that’s what you’re thinking.”

I guess I didn't pay enough attention yesterday but I didn't realize the 963s weren't using the white/black boring windshield banners. I wish IMSA would do away with all the mandatory color nonsense

The ol hair trigger FCY

gonna have a whole bunch of problems when the sun goes down

shout out to @madco.bsky.social for letting me know this car existed