The blood lab didn’t charge my credit card until yesterday for work I had done three weeks ago, which is a weird thing for them to be doing on Christmas, but the email tonight of “actually that $10 charge was wrong you owe us another $90” is also neat

A response from the Anchorage Arby's

got myself this electric screwdriver at sams because the price was good, and it does the "driving a screw" thing perfectly but that round shape sure do suck once the screw is tight

Peggy Hill should go on Hot Ones

Not enough video games have modes directed by Spike Lee these days

Darby Allin for some reason in a Collision match announced the night of the show

maybe caffeine will help

how can the airport chilis be closing? that was the safest business in the world

TikTok showed me a video of some guy in a Santa hat ranting about how AEW attendance was down or something and all I could think was that I spent yesterday with my family.

it's not a nascar christmas season without someone bringing up these lumps of wax but i haven't seen anyone else do it

A concerning number of ads during Collision tonight have been for the December 25th slate of NBA games

Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday

i hope i ate too many cookies

THE THING HAPPENED

What do you mean there’s a Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday special featuring the Old 97s?

Trump viewing Pinball Wizard as an Elton John song primarily makes sense but I’m not sure he should be referencing Tommy at all at the moment

There’s someone I was thinking of yesterday as “Charlie Sheen but less self-aware during his meltdown and with a worse recovery” but I cannot remember who it was now

"Wuthering Heights" (2026) starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi.

Realizing just how little ground a 38-hour Simpsons marathon covers

Why do peanut butter cookies need the cross-hatch pattern unless you put a Hershey Kiss on top

Maggie’s a star

Merry Christmas from the ornament my mom would never put on our tree for some reason

I do not want to see “content creators” just show a parade

Merry Christmas, everyone! If you're reading this, he did it again. That crazy bastard did it again.

my therapist: the pop punk cover of allan sherman's hello muddah hello faddah isn't real, the pop punk cover of allan sherman's hello muddah hello faddah can't hurt you the pop punk cover of allan sherman's hello muddah hello faddah:

it is 11:15 pm and my neighbor with the Cobra Mustang is making sure everyone knows he has a Cobra Mustang

It’s cool how A Christmas Story was practically just another forgettable holiday movie until Ted Turner said “what’s cheap to license?”

Time to wrap presents

Last year we can post this 🥺

People are getting weird about something again instead of being normal. Gotta cut that out in 2026.

I haven’t got a penny, now what?

If the AEW Jazwares line is dead, where am I gonna get new Sting figures???

Hell of a game of Jeopardy tonight

Please don’t joke about “I, Robot”

why is there a silverada concert at the same time as the rolex 24 and also while i may have jury duty

stolen simpsons memes

It's Wednesday and I forgot that Wednesday started early this week

Steam down???

ended up on the part of tiktok where people debate whether string bowling pins are good or bad

sorry, guy on facebook marketplace, but for $10,000 to sponsor an ARCA car at Daytona, I get to drive

need one (1) thing from the mall please keep me in your thoughts

…and bacon

That’s the worst audition for the Harlem Globetrotters I’ve ever seen

writing a sorting algorithm from first principles

I thought algorithms were supposed to know what I wanted to see. What the hell is this?