Scrubs

They’re saying this could be the month I cancel YouTube tv and save a bunch of money

I am in no condition to compete in this year's Tour de France, maybe next time

to sum up

Anyone do this yet

Is that a lot

He was right to do so

It’s about damn time

‘Babe, You Shrunk!’ Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake https://theonion.com/babe-you-shrunk-says-panicked-travis-kelce-to-mini-bride-on-wedding-cake/

The comedian or the television producer

Has anyone seen the real Cup practice results? All I can find is some joke I assume a parody account started spreading

Missing out on a new season of Bojack Horseman where there’s a Pink Pony Club in West Hollywoo with actual pink ponies

Bout to register an alt on my government name just to correct people misspelling someone’s name every time I see it

Yeah there’s some jackasses here but they’re pretty easy to ignore and don’t use many slurs so you gotta take what you can get

Wow, sponsorship activation

Lego should bring back Jack Stone and also the Lego NBA sets but with the same player lineup as last time

Modern Family started airing in September 2009, when gay marriage was legal in only 5 states. I would argue that it very much did have a profound cultural impact: normalizing American mainstream audiences to the idea of gay couples as cringe suburbanite parents.

gumby was always saying this

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look, whether you root for team USA or not, i think we can all agree the important thing is that you should feel like a sorry piece of shit 24 hours a day for deciding to be alive

Have there been any reports of Australian World Cup fans discovering Outback Steakhouse?

I need it

“Wow they’re making ANOTHER one of those? Why can’t they let that franchise die already?” - me about five times during the trailers for other movies before Toy Story 5 without a single hint of self awareness

What the heck, I got nothing better to discuss. Let’s go.

is civ vii good yet

I sure do hope a company with a huge library of films I’d like to have on physical media didn’t outsource their production to a company abandoning physical media

you know what that means

Complaining is not conversation

Well now I have to go to Clearwater next week

Yaaaaaaay

Boooooooooo

Boooooooo

78 is a perfectly fine thermostat setting I don’t know why that’s controversial

It’s Wednesday

The same number has called me approximately 4 times a day for the past four days. I ignored it every time until the caller didn’t realize they were leaving a voicemail. It was the local paper. Probably due to canceling my subscription.

Now we’re cooking with gas

My “No Minions Worked For Hitler” t shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Frankie Muniz getting divorced means he can spend as much of his money as he wants on a good truck ride

This is what a cornfield looks like honey

Common misconception. These markers are for where Walt’s cigarette butts landed as he tossed them out of helicopters while doing aerial surveys of the property

American flag with 47 stars

Found out that a bunch of people on instagram are mad at Ashley Furniture for firing some guy and I need to harness their power

Five apples in weight is severely low for someone three apples tall

The hotel mini fridge was too cold and now my breakfast shake is more of a fudgesicle

Packing multiple vacuum seal bags, including several empty ones, may be my smartest travel move ever

Nintendo being a generation behind in pivoting from cartridge to disc, going back to cartridge and then disc dying is some Nintendo Stuff to happen

Walking into a restaurant wearing a muppets t shirt past a bunch of guys in suits and ties

Jimmy in the Carousel of Progress is too proud of his music selection for the town’s Fourth of July parade. Sousa? Did you spend three seconds on that?