Allegedly, Sydney Sweeney's next movie is going to be a remake. She's determined to prove she isn't box office poison, so she's remaking the one movie that ensures her fan base will show up on opening weekend.

I saw SERENITY six years ago and I've never been able to forget it, but for all the wrong reasons. This was my second viewing and almost assuredly my last.

My movie club buddy @drewdietsch.bsky.social and I are showin’ faces today on Patreon!

I don't understand people being grumpy that the film isn't attempting more fealty to the novel. If you want that, READ THE NOVEL. It's awesome. I wanted Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN and that film is inescapably Guillermo del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN.

I honestly think it rocks that del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN is not a direct adaptation of the novel, yet is still framed identically (first wraparound, Victor's POV, Creature's POV, end wraparound) to the novel.

I saw SERENITY six years ago and I've never been able to forget it, but for all the wrong reasons. This was my second viewing and almost assuredly my last.

"What Were They Thinking?" Month is only two movies in and SERENITY (2019) already threatens to break Drew and Travis.

Welcome to Target.

Harley Cameron is better every single time she shows up in the ring. Thekla is pure metal. These two rule. #AEWCollision 🤼

Wow, let Fletcher and Ace Austin run it back. This is a great pairing. #AEWCollision 🤼

It’s Saturday, you know what that means. COLLIDERS. MOUNT UP. #AEWCollision

My teams won today and now I get live Collision. Happy Drew noises. #AEWCollision 🤼

I wanna make this shirt, but I'm pretty sure I'll get cease and desisted

gender is a performance and I'm

This is my brain and I'm sorry.

Freedom to think or believe is something entirely separate from freedom to impose your thoughts or beliefs on others. If freedom is to mean anything, then government should protect not the right to impose, but the freedom from that imposition.

If Kris Statlander can purloin Billie Starkz away from Athena as a fellow alien, I'd be a happy terrestrial. #AEW 🤼

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Please see FRANKENSTEIN in a theater since I can't. An achievement that deserves the most grandiose presentation available.

I know @danirat.bsky.social reposted this and that's why I saw it in my feed, so I know my dude will appreciate that the first thing that immediately popped into my mind was:

Look, Christofascism is an institutional enemy in America and Christianity has more often been weaponized for evil than good. But seeing this kind of behavior and language is inspiring. It reminds me that the story of Christ can be heard for what it's supposed to be. Still, as always, hail Satan.🤘

Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.

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We're loving this Argento vs Bava giallo-off on The Last Drive-In right now!! Everyone tune in on @shudder.com!

I own the BLOOD AND BLACK LACE 4K. Truly, one of the essential classics of color. As @thejoedante.bsky.social said on @trailersfromhell.bsky.social , "If you look up 'lurid', you should get an embed of BLOOD AND BLACK LACE." #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I love me some Argento, but in this particular debate, Bava deserves the Black Glove. #TeamBava #BattleForTheBlackGlove #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

GdT's FRANKENSTEIN might be closer to the book than 99% of adaptations, but it still breaks from the text in various seismic ways. Like his PINOCCHIO, it's less about bringing a book to life than it is about GdT ruminating on what these texts and characters mean to him.

It was also the second Argento movie I'd seen after SUSPIRIA, so almost certainly my first giallo. I didn't have the right education yet to likely appreciate OPERA. I'd love to revisit it on The Last Drive-In! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Oh I'm so glad we're starting with THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE since it's the one I haven't seen! Let's go! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Thank you, Joe Bob! Of course JAWS is a horror movie! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

The last couple weeks have been a lot, and I really need a Mutant Movie night. 💜 #TheLastDriveIn

Happy #TheLastDriveIn day! Since we know we're getting BLOOD AND BLACK LACE tonight, I recommend checking out our GenreVision episode on another Bava masterpiece. This was a great way to end Halloween (which never ends in this house). #MutantFam

Good Lord, did Herbert West sponsor this court?

Rejuvenated my spirit with one of the purest anime joys ever, did a double feature with @travisnewton.bsky.social and was intensely impressed with the sequel, and got the spark of life ignited in my soul thanks to @realgdt.bsky.social. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 💻

A true piece of art in that its imperfections are part of what makes it so singular and fascinating. Like the Creature himself, del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN finds rapturous beauty in a deliberately patchwork creation.

Turning off for the next 2 hours and 32 minutes. #NowWatching

Thinking about Abel Ferrara's BODY SNATCHERS today for reasons...

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Finally got to sit down and watch BLACK PHONE 2. Huge praise to @crobertcargill.bsky.social and Scott Derrickson for getting me to like a sequel more than the original. Don't skip this one if you love horror flicks. A truly impressive accomplishment.

John Waters got me to watch this movie and it's become an annual delight. The ending of CHRISTMAS EVIL will never leave me. 🎅🚐

"Cop Killer" is still commercially banned in the United States. There is no method to legally listen to it on any format.

Happy #TheLastDriveIn day! Since we know we're getting BLOOD AND BLACK LACE tonight, I recommend checking out our GenreVision episode on another Bava masterpiece. This was a great way to end Halloween (which never ends in this house). #MutantFam

"Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof."

"Our questions to AEW included whether the company has any response to the claims that the new title’s name was chosen as a retaliatory move." Brandon Thurston is a fucking joke. Glad AEW ignored him. Pro wrestling so desperately needs actual journalists covering the industry.

I write zines now instead of pitching because zines mean choosing my subject matter, 100% chance of acceptance, long form essays where I get to make my complete point, not having to speak in a standardized voice, better writing because no consideration of SEO, and no one else profits off it.