Even though it didn't nab the coveted 🧡, I have a feeling WOLF'S HOLE is going to be a movie I reference going forward more than I realize.

…Thank God for Puppet Shows

SPELLCASTER is pretty dull overall, but it's a John Carl Buechler monster mash. I'm a sucker!

We must preserve the solid Scots-Irish American culture of the MacHopi and FitzCree clans.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

…Thank God for Puppet Shows

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

"What donut. Just drive the fn car" --Paul Bronks.

Loyal Subjects Toys R Us. It’s like a Polly Pocket for my EMOTIONS

Valentines is over, we can start thinking about Halloween.

Old Man Schumer hoodwinked by magic bean salesman; "FIDDLESTICKS!" he shouts, before a stiff breeze blows him hither, thither and yon

Robin Williams warned us about Donald Trump. We didn’t listen.

Quick! Get Jim Dalen on the line! @rifftrax.com

Something Valentines Day, since these two's days are right next to eachother

1. Try and rush through legislation that makes voting without certain forms of ID possible. 2. Take away the ability of accessible institutions to help obtain the most expensive kind of ID. One many people now need to vote. 3. Authoritarian profit

did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late

Not a 39 year-old man just openly weeping at Epcot on Valentine’s Day because The Muppets Nothing to see here. Move along.

…You aren’t truly celebrating Valentine’s Day if you aren’t Living With the Land

Had a great Friday the 13th but everything is going wrong on February 14th.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Why the fuck is Nazi tattoo guy front and center? Fuck that guy.

What the Hell? I was *just* here, too… #WaltDisneyWorld #DisneyWorld #PortOrleansRiverside #Epcot #EpcotCenter #Valentine’sDay

Roses are red, and just a bit decadent

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

you’re the frog to my toad :) ❤️

“To be fair…” No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!

roses are red i like to play yahtzee whenever you can punch a nazi

book

since everyone is talking about my wife Elise the Borden Cow again, here's a high quality pic of my favorite Elsie art, from my personal archive

I could fix her. But why would I want to?

Watching classic Simpsons and Marge just dropping "You know the courts may not work anymore, but as long as everyone is video taping everyone else justice will be done" in 1994 has me staring into the middle distance

Aw HELL

Happy Valentine’s Day bsky

When Bluesky is totally dead and long forgotten (Q3 2026), this will be the one thing I remember. That I ruined someone I've never met's Valentine's Day with my posting. Or improved it? Improved it big time?? Whomst amongst us can say

GADZOOKS!!

…I’m sure it’s fine.

when I was a kid there was an entire series of movies that tried to brainwash us into thinking that cops could make funny mouth noises.

Minneapolis sign game is strong and weird.

we should shoot all the unused embryos from IVF into space and just see what happens

Jason Saves Christmas would be fun. Jason battling milk-allergic trolls in Jason Scared Stupid would be a blast. Jason squaring off against his doppelganger in Jason Goes to Prison would be wild. Jason Goes to Camp, however? Well, we all know how that would pan out.

"You boy, what day is this??"

you know, it still seems like it should be an even bigger issue that the president has been sending armed forces to kidnap and assault people in an ethnic cleansing campaign, with a specific geographic focus on regions that didn't vote for him in the last election