Always a valid question, no matter the time of day.

On a daily basis, with every action he takes, Trump reminds us that Christopher Walken did not intervene and change history.

watch the free youtube stream instead 🥰

JOHN BROWN: if I burn in righteous hellfire so be it. But I believe it is my sacred duty to cleave you in two with this here blade. JOHN BROWN AVATAR GUYS: being impolite to the police is the main problem in the country

I was going to make a joke about how driving a Geo Prism could make everyone as frustrated as Harlan Ellison- But look a that fucking fuel economy! Why the FUCK are cars still getting shitty mileage if they could achieve that MPG in 1989? (Oil. The answer is oil. Saved you a search)

Is *anyone* gonna talk about STARVE ACRE today? No, it wasn’t as good as the book. But I still dug it.

This week I'm flying to Kansas City to attend Panicfest and see a film I took part in, FROGMAN RETURNS, in which I am the voice of the titular Frogman. I'm hearing great things about it and can't wait to see a movie I am in, but neither wrote nor produced. Very excited for this one!

Oh he DEAD dead, isn’t he?

Happy Easter! youtu.be/8PVal8Fy7CM?...

You're gonna be disappointed when I tell you this...

Happy Liminal Easter

The president hasn't been seen in public in days, while his social media account is issuing insane unhinged threats. Seems like we should get some confirmation that he's, you know, still alive and it's not Stephen Miller tapping out the rants

SUCK A LEMON!

Yes. I have to do this every time I see a red curtain

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Again, I don’t see how you can read this as anything other than Trump trying to normalize the idea of using nuclear weapons

📣🚨 PSA that THE DEVILS is on Shudder and it makes a GREAT Easter movie 🚨📣

And a Happy Easter to you and all who celebrate chocolate.

Willem Dafoe x Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)

The man who “wrote” The Art of the Deal, ladies and gentlemen. Definitely not the voice or position of someone who is winning. Weak and pathetic.

Happy chocolate bunny day for those who observe. #itsnotaboutthebunnies #TwinPeaks

I hope The Bunny brought what you were dreaming of

Happy Easter. I love y’all. Easter set coming this Tuesday 🍫

Instead of hunting for eggs, make Easter special this year by having a physical media hunt. Hide special edition 4K releases and see who finds the most.

Not the latter (though that is a sweet picture). Sometimes one of us wrote both lyrics and music, sometimes just lyrics. In that case we’d try to describe or even sing / hum the basic style and feel of it, and Mike - a very talented keyboardist - would provide the actual music. [cont]

A+ headline.

is the "fuckin' war crimes" tweet supposed to be proof of life?

Happy Easter, kids!

another world is possible

yo mama so fat that can you get me her number please

Reviving this question for reasons

I mean if you’re gonna have or be a pope, this is the way to do it. (2nd paragraph, specifically)

"Our Glorious Leader Trump went to sit on the right hand of Jesus, who is white"

This onle always surfaces unbidden when anyone mentions cupholders.

Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC.

Dudes will see this and go, “Cadillacs and Dinosaurs?!! Hell yeah!” It’s me, I’m dudes.

There must be a reporter in the White House to whom Tr*mp could show his face, thus shutting down rumors of his recent residency at Walter Reed. X says he's not there. The White House says he's not there, but he's not showing his face. I think he's at Walter Reed. ~

Every single time I see the Walter Reed rumors.