Desperately need to hear more about a Golden Girl calling a 90s merch catalog for themed apparel.

Happy Dracula Day

#Horror365Challenge 155/365 The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) Dir. Robert Fuest

Of course snakes won’t bite RFK jr, they don’t know what’s in his blood!

As if we couldn't love Peachfuzz any more.

Brand new official poster for Jane Schoenbrun's TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA. Official trailer tomorrow. Hannah Einbinder & Gillian Anderson star.

yeah this is just lying like, this isn’t fudging, “we’ve only used this projection that’s favorable to us” type statistics manipulation like we’re used to, this is just flat out up is down black is white lying in the service of pushing nazi policy and it should be treated as such

I’ve been hearing about the White House UFC event for months because of work, but I see a lot of people forgot about it for their mental health. Good looking out

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Happy Birthday, uncle j

“Is that a roller coaster being built behind the White House?” I asked myself before remembering that, no, the real answer is an MMA ring.

Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly. www.businessinsider.com/uber-coo-and...

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone Oh, can we make this happen, PLEASE?

Me in my Bluesky bubble

$2.5 trillion well spent.

far be it for me to gas up a billionaire but this is a good fucking opinion and should be the universal Democratic messaging

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

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Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Pope Gandalf, hell yeah

Pope Leo quoting Tolkien in his encyclical on AI seems like a pointed reference for the tech oligarchs who have appropriated LOTR for their own ends.

Director Curry Barker’s OBSESSION made more money in its second weekend than it did in its first despite going up against a new STAR WARS movie.

While Diet & Zero fight, The Beverly plans its triumphant return…

Hellraiser 3 “How many explosions can we afford for this one?” “As many as you can fathom, the studio execs are asking for a more hip, modern cenobite though” “Hey do you think a single CD could kill a man? Oh fuck it, let’s do it anyway”

Rawhead Rex lookin mfer

I have acquired a holy grail. A Batman Forever "Riddler Chair," rescued from a long-closed Warner Bros. Studio Store!

I love that when Major Briggs gets kidnapped by aliens, or lodge beings, or whatever, Coop's like 10 yards away pissing on a bush. That's Comedy, right there. #TwinPeaks

taylor sheridan is tyler perry for old white people is this anything?

I don't have any kids but I do smile at parents of loud kids so they don't think everyone nearby hates them. yes even on planes.

I’m imagining a Downfall spoof vid with Hitler saying “at least Colbert is gone” and his nervous aides having to tell him that he’s now on public access tv and YouTube

gomez addams: you totally mogged that sigma back there. and in a way i wifemogged him, by having you as my wife morticia addams: you have such a way with words, darling

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

Dear CEO, rollin' up on a graduation like, "Enjoy the robot uprising and 20% unemployment." Stop actin' surprised when your ass gets booed and whatnot.

I do not understand why people are still doing “bluesky is a bubble” posts. This conversation has been beaten to death. It is so fucking boring. There is nothing to be learned or gained. There is no interesting analysis. There is no useful intellectual take. There is only time wasted and irritation.

I just discovered The Home Depot Lightsaber trend, and I love seeing the creativity.

Whomst amongst us hasn't skipped a family wedding to pretend we're being killed

I can’t believe 1997 was just 10 years ago that’s crazy isn’t it

How did I only just discover that Don Jr is marrying the daughter of a prominent Epstein enabler? Her late dad, a banker, wrote Epstein a reference letter calling him "a gentleman of the highest integrity" to help get him tax breaks &… his island. Can’t make this stuff up.

God, it rules so much that he skipped his son's wedding because he was so busy, only to sit around making posts about Hulk Hogan.

“Abnormal” is too easy… I’m going with “Do Not Release” Or “Bedtime.” “Bedtime” works.

Congratulations America your government just proved it can strong-arm and squash free speech when it hurts their fee-fees. Where is that right wing righteous rage now.

As beloved character actor Jonathan Banks famously said in 1980’s AIRPLANE…

jesus fucking christ lmao

The Thread to end all threads:

God, CAVEAT still whips ass. Damian McCarthy is three for three imo. King of evil point-and-click video game as film cinema.