Me, explaining the world-building to my new players. #DND #dungeonsanddragons

gandalf: bilbo baggins! don’t take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks! gandalf: *cast a illusion cantrip fucking with the lighting* bilbo: *shits pants*

We're watching one of the strangest Christmas movies ever - The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. Santa is raised by forest spirits and weaned on lion's milk. There are demons and dragons and a war against the orcs. It's much more Dungeons and Dragons than Christian holiday.

I almost forgot about my playlist of Christmas garbage! Enjoy! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The Christmas viewing has well and truly begun with this bizarre perennial favorite. RARE EXPORTS!

My brother took his family to Disney for Christmas and sent me a video of my 9-year-old nephew - red lightsaber in hand - pledging fealty to Kylo Ren and the First Order. #starwars

This season, everyone needs to know about the Caganer. The Christmas Pooper.

I don't want to be the guy who always quotes Fight Club, but as I go through my collection of very valuable*** Star Wars figures, I just think "the things you own end up owning you." ***not valuable AT ALL

Timothy Chalamet. As a pro ping pong player. With that mustache.

I finally listened to @johnhornor.bsky.social and watched BLUE EYE SAMURAI. And it is AWESOME. It's LADY SNOWBLOOD with fantastic characters, style, and incredible fight scenes.

I feel like the Federal Bureau of Control needs to quarantine Danzig's old fridge.

TIL that most diamonds are mined in Russia:

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.

Have a very Kadrey Christmas

ME: I have more video games than I could ever play. Also me, after seeing the Steam Winter Sale:

Come on, Nomad!!

“Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and through rebellion.” ― Oscar Wilde

What if I just wanted extra testicles? How much would that set me back? What about just one extra testicle? Or do they only come in pairs? Do they have to be human testicles? How much to give me a third testicle from something cool? Like a baboon?

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

going into 2026 like…

He's big mad about the libs that stole the Falcon.

I'm confused. Are the oil tankers carrying drugs? This is about the drugs, right?

"Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back." ― Carl Sagan

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

It's time for another Christmas romance flick. I'm captivated by these, like watching a decapitation on the dark web. Last weekend it was Christmas on the Range. Please suggest your 'favorites'. #christmasmovies #hallmark #hallmarkchristmas

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

I never really knew if Lobo was the embodiment of 90s edge lord nonsense or a satire of it. Either way, the trailer looks fun.

Had absurd amounts of both caffeine and melatonin right before bed so of course I dreamed of dinosaurs running amok while I tried to find the Avengers. But they were drunk at a comic con in a mall. "Cap, I need you to sober up. Kang's back on his bullshit."

I'm not going to hold my breath, but ... this show needs another shot. Beautiful, thoughtful, and singular.

It has begun. The cozy and banal horrors of Christmas. I keep waiting for Santa to lay eggs in someone's brain or something equally messed up, but none of these filmmakers have the sack.

“What I’m really calling for is something like tech Zionism.” JFC. Tech bros are going full Atlas Shrugged with this Network State nonsense.

First appearance of Deadpool. No idea why I have 2 copies.

I'm not one to bang the drum of the sanctity of theatrical, but when Omar Sharif silently rides into frame for the first time, I couldn't breathe. I can't think of another time I've been that overwhelmed by art.

Trying to find the perfect time to ambush Allison with SAVING CHRISTMAS with Kirk Cameron. I will "surprise" her with it every year until we can sit all the way through it. This will be year 3.

I'd always heard about this but was never sure how much truth there was to it.

You know that company specializing in mass surveillance and dystopian war-mongering? Here's the guy who runs it.

A true, privacy-forward phone? Sign me up, friend.

Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family

Yeah, that tracks.

A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance. @MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury

A damn fine list. (But Hulk: Ultimate Destruction deserves a spot.)

"Texas man found dead beneath stack of Youngblood comics. Family declined to comment."

Thomas Jane recently said he was miscast in THE PUNISHER. I disagree. Dirty Laundry dispelled any notion of that.

Oddities found during my DVD ripping: Goodfellas in 4x3 (yuck) Star Wars ripped from an old 16mm print 3x copies of the entire Friday the 13th franchise No idea how that last one happened.

The threat to the internet's underwater backbone is no secret, but the author provides a set of solutions that should be enacted *yesterday*.

"Far, Far below the deepest delving of the dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not."

Been thinking a lot lately about the best way to open a book. Stephen King already figured it out. "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

This season, give the gift of boundless suffering.

By Todd Alcott