All hail MC5!

Checking out BEAU IS AFRAID on this fine, relaxing Saturday aft ---- JFC WTF #anxietythemovie

I've written so much while listening to Carpenter Brut I feel like I owe them royalties.

Mike Flanagan is already attached.

Season 1 vs Season 5 They grow up so fast.

THE PENGUIN is proof that a Batman show without Batman can actually work. It's a brilliant crime drama and Cristin Miloti is spectacular. Sony should take notes on how to craft compelling side stories without the marquee hero.

Incredibly excited to see this. I wonder if the House of Blue Leaves will be in color ...

I'm okay with this. It will help distract me from midterms.

My first thought is that REFLECTION IN A DEAD DIAMOND is DANGER DIABOLIK gone berserk. I want it.

This has been my PC's background image for a while now.

Malick has been editing this for 6 years and now I *really* want to see it. Just because of this line-- "The report adds that the film has Jesus performing no miracles and smoking a lot of weed, while Rylance’s Satan spouts monologues that span up to 28 pages of script."

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

Listen. I love this movie. It's my absolute favorite film. But 8 versions? That's too much even for me. (gets out credit card ...)

A limited edition haptic controller in the shape of the hand would be super cool.

Finally sitting down to watch The Outsider. 3 episodes in and it's shaping up to be maybe the best horror-crime procedural ever. And Ben Mendelsohn needs to be in everything. #horror #stephenking

Nigeria has oil reserves of approximately 23 billion barrels and natural gas reserves of 160 trillion cubic meters.

Early Star Wars advertising concepts (1977). Glad they didn’t use those taglines 😬

Check this out. - The Secret of Weepstone - a hand-drawn horror RPG now available to wishlist on Steam. Gotta get my hands on this! #indiegames #horror

"Your ACA premiums will likely have increased." Yeah. No shit. For the two of us, our mid-tier plan will cost over $1800 per month.

I have no business taking the day off to watch #horrormovies ... but that's exactly what I'm doing. Checking out GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM, a Korean found footage flick about streamers investigating an abandoned mental hospital. #halloween #horror

I had the honor of guest hosting @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social for their #Halloween episode, where we talk about one of my favorite #horrormovies, LAKE MUNGO! Give it a listen!

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/

The protagonist will be a stoic, grizzled white man. His mother is hard, but silently supportive. His father is a cowboy hat.

Like half of my wishlist is on-sale. God give me strength.

I checked out the link and it's legit. If you need help, this could be a good place to start. via White Rose Resistance

At the end of the night, only stray Warrant cassettes are left.

Hey all you zombie-killing nerds! A public service announcement - the 2 greatest undead-slaying games of all time are available on Steam for $3. (if you don't already own them for some weird reason)

Watch out for those angry Covid-Herpes monkeys, Mississippi!

Remember that crises like our current situation impact vulnerable communities (like the trans community) first and foremost, so if you can swing it (and no one is under any obligation), donations to local LGBTQIA+ support groups can make a world of difference at times like this. Much love, y'all.

The DVD collection that sat in storage for the better part of a decade is finally getting ripped to HDs. (2000 of them?) I had a stupid addiction, walking out of Best Buy once per week with an armload of stuff I may never watch. The worst part? Many of them have deteriorated beyond salvaging.

If you can swing it, *now* is the time to donate to your local food bank. Hard working families in your cities need you now more than ever.

This morning's movie while I work - PSYCHOMANIA. Undead British Motorcycle Hooligans! That Austin Butler/Tom Hardy movie would've been way better if they were zombies. (I'll count this as research for my eventual BLACK GOAT MOTORCYCLE CLUB rewrite) #horror #horrormovies #31daysofhalloween

My wife just proposed a NICE GUYS TV show and now it's all I can think about.

In case you were wondering if it could get worse, about 41 million Americans are probably going to lose food assistance next month. If you live near some sort of food pantry, now would be a good time to see what they need, if you're able.

Western man is externalizing himself in the form of gadgets. —Dr. Benway, in Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs

Also, yer boy Jakes is over on USA Today listing the scariest book of all time (or at least in my experience). So is @keithrosson.bsky.social and @joe-hill.bsky.social and others. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Tonight's flick is THE WICKER MAN, a movie I hated as a kid, but have grown to appreciate. Thinking about starting up a modern prosperity gospel Wicker Man church. #horror #horrormovies #31daysofhalloween

I left the gate open, so mine got loose. God help us all.

CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD is an energetic piece of throwback silliness. It's raw nostalgia that doesn't offer anything new, but I'm surprised at how much I enjoyed it. #horror #horrormovies #31daysofhalloween

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

I scoffed at the NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1990) remake when it was released. But then I caught it on VHS. It's a damn fine zombie flick and a great take on the original. I wish Tom Savini was given some more big horror flicks to direct. #horror #horrormovies #31daysofhalloween

Transgressive Spanish horror is celebrated in Severin Films’s “EXORCISMO” documentary and boxed set; Details & art: https://ow.ly/Cfty50XggmE

More Spanish-language spookiness tonight! HUESERA: THE BONE WOMAN Pregnancy and witchcraft! One of those things absolutely terrifies me. #horror #horrormovies #31daysofhalloween

Fun Star Wars knock off The Humanoid (1979) directed by Aldo Lado and starring Richard Kiel, Corinne Cléry, Leonard Mann, Barbara Bach. Music by Ennio Morricone.

A lot of fantasy #worldbuilding seems to just be "Catholic Church, but evil." This is a fascinating explanation action on how to do it better. #writing

Tonight's horror flick fills in an inexcusable gap in my horror movie knowledge. DAY OF THE BEAST (1995) is a Spanish horror-comedy about a priest who starts acting like a real dirtbag to stave off the apocalypse. (I mean, aside from the obvious bad priest behaviors, I guess.)