Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

MY WIFE: If you could bring any superhero to life, who- ME: FRANK CASTLE!!!

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

Boy howdy, HOUSE OF THE DRAGON is just wall-to-wall misery, isn't it?

I know many of you are waging your own war against the advancement of AI, but I implore you ... We still need to defeat OneDrive. Take up arms! Let's defeat this menace.

Age verification? I still have 2 working Atari 2600s.

Timeline cleanse

Thinking about starting my own religion. Whole bunch of dummies out there and I could use the cash. Maybe something cool, like Tiamat or Dolly.

I'm catching up on HOUSE OF THE DRAGON and holy hell how am I going to explain the whiteboard diagram in the living room that just says "INCEST???" over and over?

I wonder if they'll use any of the original actors. Get ready for the internet's next big shitstorm.

They're gonna follow my murder hobo playthru I just know it.

Listen, I've had 2 carafes of coffee today but I feel comfortable in saying that the only way the prophecy will be fulfilled is if I write this. Cowards

I dumped Overwatch when Netease came along and reskinned it with Marvel characters.

Diving back into Diablo IV. The systems in it are overwhelming. I find myself just focusing on combat and basic inventory management. And that's fine! There's so much to explore on subsequent playthroughs. A remarkably rich game that's still being supported.

Here's a playlist of some of Catherine O'Hara's amazing early SCTV stuff. If you were lucky enough as an American kid in the 80s, you'd catch SCTV on some distant cable channel late at night. #synchronizedswimming #edgrimly

People swear AI can't write good movies, but ... I'm pretty sure ChatGPT could knock out a passable Jason Statham film. If it hasn't already.

I'm watching FALLOUT. It is by no means cheap looking, but I can't help but wonder what it would look like if they still "made 'em like the used to".

Is he going to prioritize a script this time?

I'm going to be the weirdest old man.

Outlined a new novel. Just spent 24 hours with an antagonist named "Lord Zed" before I realized ...

Doubling down on the self-medicating

Me, explaining the world-building to my new players. #DND #dungeonsanddragons

gandalf: bilbo baggins! don’t take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks! gandalf: *cast a illusion cantrip fucking with the lighting* bilbo: *shits pants*

We're watching one of the strangest Christmas movies ever - The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. Santa is raised by forest spirits and weaned on lion's milk. There are demons and dragons and a war against the orcs. It's much more Dungeons and Dragons than Christian holiday.

I almost forgot about my playlist of Christmas garbage! Enjoy! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The Christmas viewing has well and truly begun with this bizarre perennial favorite. RARE EXPORTS!

My brother took his family to Disney for Christmas and sent me a video of my 9-year-old nephew - red lightsaber in hand - pledging fealty to Kylo Ren and the First Order. #starwars

This season, everyone needs to know about the Caganer. The Christmas Pooper.

I don't want to be the guy who always quotes Fight Club, but as I go through my collection of very valuable*** Star Wars figures, I just think "the things you own end up owning you." ***not valuable AT ALL

Timothy Chalamet. As a pro ping pong player. With that mustache.

I finally listened to @johnhornor.bsky.social and watched BLUE EYE SAMURAI. And it is AWESOME. It's LADY SNOWBLOOD with fantastic characters, style, and incredible fight scenes.

I feel like the Federal Bureau of Control needs to quarantine Danzig's old fridge.

TIL that most diamonds are mined in Russia:

The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.

Have a very Kadrey Christmas

ME: I have more video games than I could ever play. Also me, after seeing the Steam Winter Sale:

Come on, Nomad!!

“Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and through rebellion.” ― Oscar Wilde

going into 2026 like…

He's big mad about the libs that stole the Falcon.

"Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back." ― Carl Sagan

It's time for another Christmas romance flick. I'm captivated by these, like watching a decapitation on the dark web. Last weekend it was Christmas on the Range. Please suggest your 'favorites'. #christmasmovies #hallmark #hallmarkchristmas

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

I never really knew if Lobo was the embodiment of 90s edge lord nonsense or a satire of it. Either way, the trailer looks fun.

Had absurd amounts of both caffeine and melatonin right before bed so of course I dreamed of dinosaurs running amok while I tried to find the Avengers. But they were drunk at a comic con in a mall. "Cap, I need you to sober up. Kang's back on his bullshit."

I'm not going to hold my breath, but ... this show needs another shot. Beautiful, thoughtful, and singular.

It has begun. The cozy and banal horrors of Christmas. I keep waiting for Santa to lay eggs in someone's brain or something equally messed up, but none of these filmmakers have the sack.

First appearance of Deadpool. No idea why I have 2 copies.