this is what's missing right now. i forgot about the fucking shroom plushies too, those are also gone. everything is signed on the bottom with KFL except the patches if you see any of these for sale someplace or just in general PLEASE let me know asap

I HATE having to do this again, but emergencies dont care for timing my oldest cat is currently hospitalized with a possible intestinal blockage, and is most likely going to need surgery if you could spare a couple bucks to help me help her, I'd appreciate it a lot paypal.me/TheArtOfAsty

Putting a curse on you that makes you hurt your toe real bad.

Not now son, daddy’s watching “Antiques Roadshow” while his sleeping pill kicks in.

are you guys sure they didn’t say raptor? i think we should all be more worried about the raptor coming

Stumbled upon an artist's studio today while trying to find a yard sale and their work is so incredible. www.instagram.com/campagnabron...

It’s lean night at the bowling alley

I’m thankful for everyone who helps support my doodles. I think it’s cute my job is skeletons.

I think being trans is one of the least nihilistic things you can do. You are the hopes and dreams of those like us that never got to be themselves. You’re proof that the future can and will be better.

I finished my work for the day and now I’m going to play sims for 8 hours

I HATE the way the brush selection works in the new procreate update. PUT IT BACK I S2G

hypnosis throughout my life i feel i have slowly unlearned the ability to be curious and expressive to the point that i am ashamed to show any of it or do things just for the fun of it maybe a little bit more of that childlike wonder™ wouldnt be so bad right now

person on the train 1

Mammary

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

It seems that Bluesky is going to succumb to censorship next month, but fortunately that doesn't apply to me. The proof: no nipples are visible in this image. So even children can enjoy my sculptures in complete safety.

I want to save up for a laser cutter to make cute wood prints. I think my inky stuff would translate v well. But also talk me out of it.

Wow that guy is twisted and fucked up. He’s got problems fr

Had a seizure, then a weird dream. In my dream, I woke up. I was VERY thirsty and got up to get water. I noticed I left my porch light on. I took a peek out the window and saw a rope tied to my banister, floating up into nothing. I went out there. Pulled on it. Corpse. I let go.

i made a new emoji to capture a feeling

They’re circulating my image again

Fun commission today. Client sketch VS my doodle.

I ate white people Mac and cheese and threw up and now I gotta go home. Here’s a spine

Delving into holes

Going urbexing for the first time in many years. Wish me luck that I don’t die.

I’m already fighting for my life in the bathroom just looking at it

A redraw of something old

Another ancient one

Bruh

She yawned and it looks like I’m causing her indescribable agony

They also like it when you call them a “Big lug”

ONE SPOT LEFT AND THEN THEYRE CLOSED UNTIL NEXT MONTH

A fire and brimstone Baptist church keeps sending a guy to my door to proselytize to me. He couldn’t get me at my door so he started talking to me through my kitchen window 🫡

Chiitan will free us all.

Here's some random paintings I've done which are all available on my Inprnt store 👇

ONE SPOT LEFT AND THEN THEYRE CLOSED UNTIL NEXT MONTH

Yes we are still open, things even more tight and terrifying. So please share or if possible point me to things that might need my services. I’m looking for anything

Support the artists you like now because tomorrow you might not be able to find them.

I too text like a lusty Victorian

Wife came in with a package and said “Your daddy brought you something.” And I said “Ooooh what did you get me??? 😏” and she said “No, this is from your actual father” 😭

2 still open

Even bigger haul from my garden today

I don’t want to work today I want to turn into a gelatinous lump.