every day I wake up in the 7 year timeskip but the redeads have "make hyrule great again" hats

ocarina of time is about being in your thirties

Weird how this keeps happening.

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

a lot of people have been talking about ectoplasmic worms recently

"memento puppy (remember you are ouppy)"--Latin

the kid just wants some pie

my evil gfs keep dying in robot accidents

"memento mori" is dead a new age has begun

The souls of mankind are dragged down by earth’s gravity.

god i am truly back in full nerd mode and to be honest it feels great. i love to enjoy art and media made by human beings.

We did it guys We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out! undertale.com/10/

i love that no matter what you can never meet the chara who did all that so you can never really tell what they were trying to do or why

obsessed with this right now

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

“That's 40 *cents*. Cents are a form of currency one hundred times smaller than the reál. I'm not even going to take this. Come back when you have 130 reál.” Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

RHETORIC - You -- against the atom, the charm and the spin. Where the whole world failed -- matter failed to bend to human will; human will failed to get out of bed and tie its laces -- you alone, single-handedly, will rebuild the dreams of the working class. You are The Last Communist.

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

lrt the thing I'll give Matthew McConaughey is this: from recent reviews of his new poetry book, some garbage LLM based on his writing probably wouldn't be much worse than his original work.

this exists it is called thinking

The best thing about the ABC/Disney boycott is that zero point zero percent of participants are involved because they love Jimmy Kimmel so much and really want him back on television because's so funny and great. It's a movement of pure political principle.

we are not cooked. however, I would not go so far as to say that we are "so back" either. we are in a state of flux.

Literally disappearing people. I remember centrists scoffing at the idea when smart people said it would happen a year ago.

might go to the Rapture next week, should I pick something up for y'all while I'm there?

if you really want to stick it to Disney, and other corporate media giants, become fascinated by things they would never produce, so that they might fade into the background noise of life.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

why didn't his neck simply debate the bullet in the marketplace of ideas

keep working on your evil yaoi pieces!! I’m not going to do an Itchio bundle but things are moving and shaking behind the scenes for an alternative and I’m feeling hopeful about it. please keep making weird sex art 👉👌 I love it

Valerie Solanas would've killed it on Tumblr tbh. a poster before her time.

I should reread The Scum Manifesto. deeply offensive? certainly. politically incoherent? yes. but what an experience

we must become more annoying feminists or perish. and frankly, I've spent way too much time not perishing to start now.

a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

You can spend today seeking a way to support and uplift the many marginalized groups that Kirk demonized and harmed.

Smokin in that shit that made the alien Prometheus guy disintegrate

I very rarely use twitter these days--I read it the way a Soviet citizen would read Pravda--but my last tweet did attract people calling me a Nazi or a fag communist with a butt plug up my ass for suggesting that the destruction of Gaza's Christians is a bigger Christian new story than Charlie Kirk.

The writer of both Hellblade games (and the director on the first one) doesn't think Charlie Kirk is racist. kinda recasts those games in an odd light imo

I'm not participating in a blackout because the point is moderation and others want me and those like me gone, and I would much rather continue to occupy the space I helped build rather than give everyone a chance to feel how much "better" it is without me. why wither when you can be a thorn.

the rapture is seriously going to happen this time you guys

They abandoned the whole free speech thing as soon as people started saying things that genuinely offended them. It wasn’t that they were so tolerant that they accepted nazi talk as a necessary evil to protect speech writ large, they just liked saying and hearing slurs bsky.app/profile/jame...

counting my age in the number of predicted raptures that haven’t happened during my lifetime