the new Jim Haggerty plotline from The Onion/InfoWars is so so so so so good

"statistically right now you are being lied to" -Jim Haggerty

lock in, infowarriors

Seated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_2...

they/them riddler (the themler)

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

very bad news. the IOF pushed the yellow line past Abod's house. now, his family lives in official "shoot on sight" territory. he's telling me not to worry, but i'm really, really scared. as always, anything you can give helps my best friend & his family survive. chuffed.org/project/119736

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

There are TWO great Riddler songs m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmqm...

"If the chick fails to break its egg it will die before it is born" RIP to that stupid-ass bird but if i was a chick I'd be living so comfy-cozy in my egg and itd have a computer in it that i would play games on and i would simply order doordash if i was hungry. MY egg would be soo liveable!! #MyEgg

Method Man Riddler song be upon thee

god I love the Riddler someday. SOMEDAY. I'll get to write my Riddler Freelance Detective series.

"Riddle me this Batman! I’m not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me! What am I?" "You!" "Wrongo world greatest dumbass the answer is egg!!!!" "That's what I said."

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

RIDDLER: You won't get to the bomb in time, Bats! You're NGMI! BATMAN: RIDDLER: Uh, I mean-- BATMAN: I know what you mean.

Riddle me this, Batman. Have you ever asked yourself “do I want her, or do I want to *be* her?”

BATMAN: the green thigh highs with question marks are new. RIDDLER: I've always been wearing them, Bats! It's a taunt! I have taunted you! BATMAN: listen, I will literally pay for your HRT and surgeries if you stop robbing banks for, uh. fuck. one week.

the Riddler is a represser but we aren't ready for that conversation as a society

girl riddler

we need more found family stories (that is, stories about finding a family who lives in your basement and starts killing your friends one by one)

ah but you see the twist in my story is that none of it REALLY happened. heh. what are you doing with that knife

maybe he'll make it good this time

this is really cool and interesting

OH MY GOD GUYS okay so priests who want back in have to find a bishop willing to vouch for them, swear fealty to Vatican II and then HAND-WRITE THE POPE AN APOLOGY LETTER (I gues so he knows they didn’t use AI? 😂) and are on probation for 1-3 years this is ten times spicier than I even thought

flower man / flower man / with his heart in the sand

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

"my views are popular. i'll have to write in the newspaper that my views are popular."

for the fourth of july they're gonna light that reflecting pool on fire

it’s not going to happen but what if they accidentally the end of inglorious basterds to themselves because they wanted to break some fuckassed fireworks world record everyone says “nothing will change when It Happens” but if it’s a cataclysmic event of fascistic hubris that might move the needle

Given everything, now is probably a good time in games to figure out how to get a Non-Contract Violating TM representation of your current work for your own future portfolios. I am explicitly not suggesting you break laws or contracts. but think about what you can reasonably do.

@dahlia.hatredbit.ch nice 10%

@dahlia.hatredbit.ch 30%

therapist: lingerie that looks like gaster isn’t real and can’t hurt you lingerie that looks like gaster:

I think what happened culturally with the Joker is that good writers understood he was a miserable loser lashing out and would explore that. Where as after Dark Knight he accidentally became a type of hero figure FOR miserable losers who lash out, without any honest exploration, only myth making.

Gift link to the story! bloom.bg/4bkbhpe

jax if she had SWAG‼️🏳️‍⚧️💥 #jax #tadc

May I add: trying not to seem like a careerist/ladder climber because you genuinely like popular things/popular artists

flower man flower man sing it! #deltarune #deltarunechapter5 #deltarunespoilers #flowery #art

moth

This person is in charge of a substantial amount of the technology regularly used by law enforcement and the military.

The Churchyard's Watchful Protector

ISO a coked-up hollywood exec to fall in love with my internet horror novel I BELIEVE IN MISTER BONES

This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. IG: dog_lovers_1

The only way to recoup the farcical sums associated with AI production is to fire millions of workers and replace them with defective chatbots backstopped by the jobspocalypse's terrorized survivors. 25/

great thread about the massive problems "vibe coding" is going to create for the next several decades+