BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over Johnny Cash lyrics.

thank you, youtube algorithm, for showing me connor o'malley on fox news last month www.youtube.com/watch?v=GILx...

the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy

social media is so doomed because you trick yourself into thinking virality is the best thing that can happen with a post but then the moment it escapes containment you find yourself in an utter fucking nightmare. "many replies" is never, ever a good thing. why do we do this to ourselves

includes my story "AITA for setting my dad's trailer on fire?"

This is a really good reminder. Some recent acquisitions from @nadiabulkin.bsky.social @laurelhightower.bsky.social with a snippet of @haileypiperfights.bsky.social’s latest novel in the background bc we’ve gotten to a point where my TBR has bled over onto the dining room table.

includes my story "AITA for setting my dad's trailer on fire?"

it's a good night for posting jokes on the internet

i think it was a bad decision not to include an "a" after "e" in the word "bestalitiy." just doesn't make any fucking sense to me. luckily google always knows what i mean.

pls use alt text at my funeral

sitting in my kitchen suddenly inventing the portmanteau "blursed" (blessed and cursed) while contemplating another cup of coffee. my legs will not stop shaking.

i literally had to stop rewatching the simpsons because of this

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Very funny that we used to have a President Garfield. Imagine what the memes were like back then

Very funny that we used to have a President Garfield. Imagine what the memes were like back then

Today’s chalkboard art at Ghoulish Books. “Fix your hearts or die”

for veterans day today i will try not to laugh next time a customer asks if we have a military discount 🫡

I’m typically very stupid but I never feel more like an idiot than when I’m trying to figure out how to push these things out of the way

dear diary, here are all the good jokes I told today

meet me at the bookshop tomorrow if you want to buy some books

if you pause Gremlins at the right moment you can see a gremlin sucking a guy’s dick

wish there was a way to permanently mute all instances of people saying "[incident] wasn't on my bingo card this year" from not just social media but also flesh world.

"truly it was out of curiosity"

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

god bless worms. god bless phones.

thinking about her again

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

standups who have created a career out of "men be like THIS and women be like THIS" jokes fear my nonbinary ass entering the comedy club

the only kinds of people you should record in public without consent are cops

it's truly a wonderful thing

our days and nights are spent cleaning nonstop piss. nobody pees more than this dog. we've gone insane.

i have privately told @slimyswampghost.bsky.social my CHAIR COMPANY theory, so we will return to this post after the season ends to announce whether i am a genius or not

okay so I'm gonna cheat and name several outstanding first-time watches for me that pre-date 2025: BOUND BROADCAST NEWS DECISION TO LEAVE WHEN HARRY MET SALLY HIS GIRL FRIDAY ALL THAT JAZZ SAVE THE GREEN PLANET! COME BACK TO THE 5 & DIME, JIMMY DEAN, JIMMY DEAN can't wait to revisit them all

a new challenger has risen

if you spot a car in traffic with their siding all dented and scratched... hang back and watch them drive for another 10 seconds. i guarantee you see them do some crazy lane weaving.

i think JACK-O (1995) made me hate nudity?

tv tropes has rotted your brain and ruined how you experience art

kill the max booth iii in your head

driving in san antonio is so cool because every day you get to treat yourself to a mini panic attack while at the mercy of construction

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Vince Gilligan’s new show debuted tonight on Apple TV. It’s called PLURIBUS and stars the great Rhea Seehorn. The pilot is nuts and terrifying. Look up nothing about it and just enjoy. Holy shit.

read this book if you wanna lose your bones

PIECES OF APRIL

I’ve read a few books by @laurelhightower.bsky.social now & she is the Queen of Trauma and Grief Horror, an incredible author! Day of the Door is exactly as @haileypiperfights.bsky.social describes- “an intense shard of trauma, poised to cut you.” Get it NOW from @ghoulish.bsky.social #horrorwriters

MORE new arrivals and restocks at Ghoulish Books! 😍😍😍

New arrivals and restocks at Ghoulish Books! 😍😍😍

We now have some original artwork from San Antonio local @vidvad_scare (instagram) hanging up at the shop! Both paintings are for sale and would be perfect in your home.

I’m reading this now. It’s very good.