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music so loud it’s a bullet straight to the fucking brain

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the life of a birthday cake is just growing in the hottest womb imaginable then sitting out for a short period before getting glazed and penetrated with hot sticks and then telepathically receiving the most depressing fucked-up wish before getting smashed into someone’s face and devoured

Hello, ghouls, it's the first newsletter of the year! buttondown.com/ghoulish/arc...

this makes so much sense to me

My first five reads of the year, all of which I dug: -Vanishing World by Sayaka Murata -Issues with Authority by Nadia Bulkin -Cosmic Dyke Patrol by Lor Gislason -Story of the Eye by Georges Bataille -Persona by Aoife Josie Clements What are your first reads of the year?

same tbh

it turns out your 30s are for going crazy and rebooting everything

many such cases

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

this is me

trust me. this is gonna be something magical.

happy valentine's day everybody *blares demi lovato's "29" until the neighbors call the police*

We love it when a pal lands on the shelf! COSMIC DYKE PATROL is here- in both locations, online, and in the Little Ghosts Monthly subscription this month. This queer adventure book has monsters, grief, cosmic horror and more. Get the latest from the ever talented @lormaggot.ca ! 💜🖤👻📚

It's his day

hi

I feel like this has the exact same energy btw, except it's "the best way to become the person known for doing the weirdly specific thing is to consistently keep doing the weirdly specific thing"

Happy scream at eachother day :P

it would be so easy for the government to murder me and stage it as a suicide based on my posting history

I'm so sick of "progressive" "leftist" people making fun of how people on the far right look. You know what? Some (maybe LOTS) of people who align with your beliefs look like shit. Some of us didn't get to come out before we got old. Didn't have the money for surgery, wardrobe, etc. And are fat.

Napping didn’t cure me. I’m out of ideas

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Accountability post 😘 Donate here: www.standwithminnesota.com

I love to say I'm not going to do something and then immediately do it, anyway. For this reason, and many others, I would be a terrible recovering alcoholic.

Whoa, are people rediscovering Miracle Mile? This movie rules.

Like every great story, the premise of MIRACLE MILE is simple and one as old as time: Boy Meets Girl, Nukes Destroy the World. www.patreon.com/posts/scream...

Koja once described THE CIPHER as “the story of two people who don’t belong together investigating what should not exist.” Nothing in this novel should be the way it is. Its purpose is to upset you in every possible (and impossible) sense. www.patreon.com/posts/fun-in...

another mental breakdown before the weekend, queen?

Lor Gislason’s COSMIC DYKE PATROL is now in stock at our bookstore. All webstore preorders currently being packaged. It’s a beautiful time to be a fan of gross, goopy sex. @lormaggot.ca

Stress dreams about blowing my savings on out of print DVDs at the pawn shop. Too real.

started watching WAITING FOR GUFFMAN and within 5 seconds recognized it was shot in Lockhart, TX.

My review of @lormaggot.ca's COSMIC DYKE PATROL is up! I loved this book so hard and wholeheartedly encourage folks to check it out! www.goodreads.com/review/show/... (Not sure why it forces the user to log in so I posted a screenshot)

every time i feel like the laziest piece of shit in the world I stop and remember I still have never used generative ai to shortcut a project and suddenly feel slightly better

hello internet, I have launched a patreon. if you're a fan of the books I write, or the work I do through Ghoulish Books, or perhaps my many failed podcasts, or some mysterious other thing I've forgotten about, please consider throwing some $$$ my way. thank you. patreon.com/interrobangbus

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

Read the book that created Texas Backyard Noir, my splatterpunk vampire novel, THE SMALL HOURS, released by the always awesome @ghoulish.bsky.social. Cover art by the amazing @bettyrocksteady.bsky.social. It's funny, horny, and very, very bloody. Get yours here: ghoulish.rip/product/the-...

“I wasn’t bringing INCEST into it. I just said Mom says it’s my turn to listen to you PISS!!!” insane voice message to receive while cooking breakfast

behold, my first ever short story acceptance email. jealous??? read more about it here: www.patreon.com/posts/embarr...

What’s that movie where that guy starts rapping, “phalluses … phalluses… phalluses”? If this doesn’t exist please forgive me I am high and I can’t remember what this is from

Well, ghouls! The time is finally here! Lor Gislason’s COSMIC DYKE PATROL is out now through Ghoulish Books. Glorious goopy sex! Romantic body horror! Strange otherworldly creatures! This book has it all! Get it here: ghoulish.rip/who-ya-gonna... @lormaggot.ca

I wrote 4,500 words about the movie MIRACLE MILE. Today on my new Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/scream...

if i can produce this much snot who knows what else i'm capable of creating if i try hard enough

every time i feel like the laziest piece of shit in the world I stop and remember I still have never used generative ai to shortcut a project and suddenly feel slightly better