am i just lazy or has the combination of a fascist uprising, capitalism's whole thing, a 17-year-old relationship dissolving, and a new gender epiphany sorta rendered me catatonic

wtf

recorded an audio version of "PROS & CONS" www.patreon.com/posts/pros-c...

took my dog to the groomer and they kept referring to him as an old soul?

Person whose favorite SEINFELD character is jerry seinfeld

do not spiral-post about your divorce do not spiral-post about your divorce do not spiral-post about your divorce do not spiral-post about your divorce do not spiral-post about your divorce do not spiral-post about your divorce do not spiral-post about your divorce do not spiral

briefly forgot about the assassinated president and thought JFK stood for “just fucking kidding”

brainstorming ideas for the new WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING cover

listen, nine inch nails is one of my favorite bands, but you're crazy if you spend $45+ on this ugly-as-hell shirt

I wish tracy letts and carrie coon would adopt me

dog caught me crying and panic-ran around the house until he found a ball to give me, then the other dog gave me his rubber chicken

beautiful lesbians are in my notifications and i can't see them

there is a beauty in it, you see. I can imagine anything in the void. there are conversations happening behind your wildest dreams in the abyss. what prophecies and heresies do you hear in your chasm?

IF YOU’RE STILL IN BED STAY IN BED

if anything I think this site could use more ai coding. let’s really kill it

FACES OF DEATH is great. Daniel Goldhaber is now 3/3. Fan for life.

Don’t shoot the messenger. Unless…?

'sup, sickos — who likes FOUND FOOTAGE???? good, because SO DO I and I am going to spend my tax monies on BRINGING MORE FICTION INTO THE WORLD and editing an anthology this summer. because we need more weird art and I want YOU to help make it. 👀⬇️ mercfennwolfmoor.carrd.co#recordedantho

wrote a thing yesterday and bummed everybody out when I read it on stage, and now here it will live on my patreon for the rest of its days www.patreon.com/posts/pros-c...

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sitting across from my wife who will no longer be my wife in, like, two weeks and panicking as I realize today is our wedding anniversary: "happy, uh, 114th anniversary of the RMS Titanic sinking"

trans people seeing someone's "Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️" on their newsfeed and breathing a heavy sigh of relief. oh thank god. finally

Candace Nola is incredible and the first to lend a helping hand when people need it. Now she needs us. Please give if you can, and please share far and wide.

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have started answering the nonstop "how are you?" questions from concerned friends with "oh, not good lol" and embracing the long, awkward pauses that follow

tonight

consider this: supporting max booth on patreon www.patreon.com/interrobangbus

i think about the tragedy of laura palmer a normal amount

holy shit this is an all-timer angry dog face are you kidding me

Just finished Maggots Screaming! today. Wild! More books should take big, weird swings like this one.

the only real follower you need to know about is me

IF YOU’RE STILL IN BED STAY IN BED

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

great news for the world

We're just ONE WEEK from the release of Split Scream Vol. 8: Cursed Places! Once you stop humming the BNL song, head on over to @tenebrouspress.bsky.social and preorder your copy! store.tenebrouspress.com/products/spl...

just woke up, is everything still stupid or is it all fixed yet

she’s literally copying me?

family-friendly author of classic literature bookshop.org/beta-search?...

all my homies hate eli roth

have started saying "babe you gotta get it together" to myself for pep talks and it is weirdly effective

learning parts of running the press I've never had to do before (accounting) and resisting the urge to bash a hammer into my face over and over

NEW EPISODE Max Booth (@interrobangbus.bsky.social) returns to the show this week for a wild one! We talk about Patreon, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING, and more as we dig into the shocking, thrilling, surprisingly erotic classic, THE HITCHER! LISTEN NOW:

Oh, so when drag queens and pop stars serve cunt, they're Mother. But when I, Hannibal Lecter,

for those who keep asking, unless some incredible job suddenly falls into my lap that requires me to move earlier, I'm looking to leave Texas at the end of June. we'll probably do some fun going-away reading event at Radio Beer & Coffee in South Austin before then.

hey don't shoot the messenger but i think i ran over your son with my car