Like every great story, the premise of MIRACLE MILE is simple and one as old as time: Boy Meets Girl, Nukes Destroy the World. www.patreon.com/posts/scream...

I wrote 4,500 words about the movie MIRACLE MILE. Today on my new Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/scream...

Book haul 1/5 Mother-Eating by Jess Hagemann. This is my first ever @ghoulish.bsky.social book. Looking forward to digging in. (Sorry.)

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Koja once described THE CIPHER as “the story of two people who don’t belong together investigating what should not exist.” Nothing in this novel should be the way it is. Its purpose is to upset you in every possible (and impossible) sense. www.patreon.com/posts/fun-in...

“A heartwarming tale of found family and strange otherworldly creatures, with a sprinkle of sexy, a dash of grief, and hearty dollop of goop. This is exactly the kind of horror the world needs more of right now.” — Emma E. Murray Order COSMIC DYKE PATROL: ghoulish.rip/product/cosm... @lormaggot.ca

hello internet, I have launched a patreon. if you're a fan of the books I write, or the work I do through Ghoulish Books, or perhaps my many failed podcasts, or some mysterious other thing I've forgotten about, please consider throwing some $$$ my way. thank you. patreon.com/interrobangbus

COSMIC DYKE PATROL, by @lormaggot.ca Have you ever read a title/pitch combo so perfect you get preemptively mad because there’s no way it will be as good as it sounds? Well, good news: Lor executes COSMIC DYKE PATROL’s pitch of “Ghostbusters, but they’re all having sex with each other” perfectly.

Bad day! Very grumpy! Sharing this again! I have cool things planned for it! There are cool things already on it! Pledge and become cool, too. I’m also writing death predictions for all patrons. Find out how you’re gonna die!

Sorry! We are apparently closed today. Downtown is insane right now and I literally couldn’t find a spot to park. Two hours total of driving for zero reason. Shop online? www.ghoulish.rip

Kathe Koja, an author who Library Journal once described as a collaboration between Clive Barker & William S. Burroughs, possesses a writing style unmatched by anyone else in the business. THE CIPHER is a piece of art that manages to simultaneously disgust & delight. www.patreon.com/posts/fun-in...

Join me in the funhole as we explore Kathe Koja's THE CIPHER. www.patreon.com/posts/fun-in...

“A love story celebrating found family, weird dimensions and beings, true identity, glorious and goopy sex, and the true power that resides in community.” — Tiffany Michelle Brown Order COSMIC DYKE PATROL: ghoulish.rip/product/cosm... @lormaggot.ca

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“A love story celebrating found family, weird dimensions and beings, true identity, glorious and goopy sex, and the true power that resides in community.” — Tiffany Michelle Brown Order COSMIC DYKE PATROL: ghoulish.rip/product/cosm... @lormaggot.ca

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Seems legit tbh Find out how you’re going to die by becoming a patreon of max: patreon.com/interrobangbus

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"What if all the Ghostbusters had lesbian sex? What if Slimer was an it/its dyke? What if a portal to an alien world appeared in your mom's basement? Exactly how long does it take for a person to turn into a tree?" — Briar Ripley Page Order here: ghoulish.rip/product/cosm... @lormaggot.ca

gonna write some death predictions later today for current patrons … if you wanted to find out how you’re gonna die 😘

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Join me on Patreon as I tell you about some hypothetical Stephen King sequels we should all be demanding. www.patreon.com/posts/stephe...

from Max Booth, co-founder of Ghoulish Books hello internet, I have launched a patreon. if you're a fan of my writing, or what I do thru Ghoulish, or some mysterious other thing I've forgotten about, please consider throwing some $$$ my way. ty. patreon.com/interrobangbus (art by betty rocksteady)

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trying to save up some $$$ for stuff I can't talk about right now, so last night I went thru most of my rare books and listed them on ebay, if anyone was interested! (will probably do the same for movies at a later date.) browse here: www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...

Another surprise recently gifted to us in the mail - some really gnarly, ghoulish artwork from R.J. Lippold! Isn't it wonderful???

A very sweet care package of resistance stickers showed up at the shop today from @sethanikeem.bsky.social! Find them on our freebie table while they last! 😍😍😍

Betty Rocksteady handles a lot of the art for Ghoulish, and now she’s selling stickers!!! Go buy some, ghouls.

joe r. lansdale goldmine over here, folks COLD IN JULY - www.ebay.com/itm/18797700... ACT OF LOVE - www.ebay.com/itm/18797701... BUBBA AND THE COSMIC BLOOD SUCKERS - www.ebay.com/itm/18797704... THE MAGIC WAGON - www.ebay.com/itm/18797700...

where my malermaniacs at?? GHOUL N' THE CAPE - www.ebay.com/itm/18797704... ON THIS, THE DAY OF THE PIG - www.ebay.com/itm/18797712...

one of my favorite novels of all time is JOHN DIES AT THE END and this is probably the coolest edition of it I've ever seen. snag it here: www.ebay.com/itm/18797709...

SIGNED FIRST EDITION OF ELMORE LEONARD'S THE HOT KID www.ebay.com/itm/18797704...

perhaps one of the coolest King books in my collection is this letterpress edition of REVIVAL, and now it can be yours: www.ebay.com/itm/18797721...

remember those giant deluxe gift boxes cemetery dance was doing for stephen king's books? well here's the CARRIE edition. it's beautiful. get it here: www.ebay.com/itm/18797725...

more for jack ketchum freaks OFF SEASON - www.ebay.com/itm/18797627... I'M NOT SAM - www.ebay.com/itm/18797630...

COSMIC DYKE PATROL comes out in two weeks and this review from my bud @ericraglin1992.bsky.social made me tear up 😭 @ghoulish.bsky.social

I'd also like to say I'm p sure I wrote the best meetcute of all time and it starts with this line

new arrivals & restocks at Ghoulish Books 😍 shop online at www.ghoulish.rip or visit our store in San Antonio

Ghoulish Books will remain open today as a community space. We stand in support of the General Strike. People may make book purchases, but no pressure. We will be donating 100% of the day’s profits (or, if not reached, a minimum of $500) to organizations benefiting Minnesota.

10 books sold, 14 remaining. hoping to go over some of my movies this weekend & get them listed, but in the meantime... 14 books are still listed for you to browse & consider. not exactly the cheapest shit, but they're all from my personal collection & I wouldn't be selling them if I didn't need to.

1 like = 1 random line from one of my books that doesn’t exist and never will

and here's the fucking giant edition of 'SALEM'S LOT which weighs more than my head www.ebay.com/itm/18797724...

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR - signed first edition www.ebay.com/itm/18797706...

I can't buy any of these right now because Moving Is Expensive but good lord rare horror book collectors take note Max has some *amazing* stuff for sale.

packaging a bunch of these up today if you wanted your order to join the stack!!!! really appreciate it!!

THE RUINS BY SCOTT SMITH - SIGNED LIMITED EDITION HC www.ebay.com/itm/18797711...