Hey writers, come work where I work! We can have lunch sometimes. On a good day it'll be taquitos, but on the best day it's that turkey Havarti sandwich from 7-Eleven. Hit the blue button. full job listing: scu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/scu/job/Tenu...

blue catwalk

Hey writers, come work where I work! We can have lunch sometimes. On a good day it'll be taquitos, but on the best day it's that turkey Havarti sandwich from 7-Eleven. Hit the blue button. full job listing: scu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/scu/job/Tenu...

Teaser of the insane new cover art for the upcoming PIG IRON reissue. (some of you might recognize that signature)

Everyone's coming back from seeing The Long Walk talking about this deeply solemn and intense spiritual experience and now I can't ask anybody if it had the blue balls scene or not.

When I managed a tiny video store back in the '90s this is the deal I came up with. The owner called it the "Keaton Special." I called it the Gateway Drug.

If anyone needs a new image, skip the apology tour and just find the PR department that put the spin on garbage to start calling it "beach glass."

Another sweet deal at B&N today with the new HEAD CLEANER. It gave me an idea...

Another sweet deal at B&N today with the new HEAD CLEANER. It gave me an idea...

the duality of man

Hey everybody, my latest is H A L F O F F at that one place. They must have a big pile of them. Take one off their evil little hands? Spread the word? Whatever moves ya.

Comes out January 27th, 2026. Mozart's birthday! But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.

Comes out January 27th, 2026. Mozart's birthday! But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.

Something weird going on in/on this building.

Feast your eyes on this. If you can.

When a car cuts you off then slows down.

Fun and thoughtful conversation with H. M. L. Swann about Shallow Ends for her summer book club. I also read an excerpt about the benefits of a bee in the classroom.

Similar font. Same number of letters. Both have rainbows. Need more funding to continue research.

Was the Alien moonwalking past this window?

Rare photo of THE VAULT a.k.a. the shed where I used to keep all my movies and music. The New Vault is in an undisclosed location.

The dynamic of every successful podcast.

Time to fly around like little airplanes.

At the farmer's market where someone's trying to sell mediocre blueberries for nine bucks a box.

That's a wrap. Pre-order here: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/791236...

"Do you use A.I. in class?" "No I use aaaaaaay I got her numbah!"

Sunday Morning Music on a Monday afternoon. Some Thornetta for my Detroit friends. She shoulda been bigger! You might have heard a couple of her songs in The Sopranos. The first failed hit on Tony that snaps him out of his depression featured "Cry." Funk defeats funk? Blues defeats blues?

Fishing on the ridge where the surfers keep jumping off and trying desperately to get HumptyDumpty'd against the rocks. Much more relaxing view.

Call off the search, I've found Satan's balls. Turns out he votes independent.

Don't forget to pre-order this! It's shaping up to be my most popular thinly veiled cry for help.

Every sign I'm seeing today is convincing me I'm in Grand Theft Auto.

In addition to publishing all sorts of awesome authors, including Jessica McHugh, David James Keaton, John C. Foster, Cody Goodfellow, Laurel Hightower, and Betty Rocksteady, as well as Stoker-nominated anthology Bury Your Gays (Sofia Ajram, ed.), they also publish a horror magazine, Ghoulish Tales.

When you try to get people to go to a theater to see a movie.

The crane nest has a new baby osprey. Gotta look reeeeeeeeeeeal close.

Tony making me snarf.

Hey Lois I got two tickets to the new Superman movie and I brought snacks!

Happy Shark Week! This is me at a private showing of JAWS. They didn't tell me until I got there, and at first I thought it was Finding Nemo because it also features a broken shark named Bruce. That's called OVERTHINKING.

Don't understand why the Prince shop at the Minneapolis airport is always empty. Maybe they should put a price tag on the guitar.

Step right up if you wanna get wrecked by the dude in 15F.

Thanks to Mark for having me on his Behind the Scream interviews. Shout outs to @beverleylee.bsky.social @kealanpatrickburke.bsky.social @scottjmoses.bsky.social @rossjefferyauthor.bsky.social @catherinemccarthy.bsky.social @horrorsong.blog @spiderfrog.bsky.social @yolandasfetsos.bsky.social & more.

"Describe your symptoms, this sort of buzzing around the abdomen."

This is fun. Barnes & Noble is doing 25% off all pre-orders of Head Cleaner from July 8th through the 11th. This book promises at least one Decompression Shower. And a top-tier Good Will Hunting joke. That is a steal! (tape smashed by me)

The @barnesandnoble 25% off sale is back again! Whatever strikes your fancy, use the code PREORDER25 on any format of our titles and get 25% off! And if you are a premium member, an additional 10% off... We want to know: what are you securing in this season's B&N sale? #daturabooks #barnesandnoble

"Porkers? You talking about porkers?"

"A raucous, unlikely, terrifying novel about a fire truck, a leap year, and life." —Stephen Graham Jones, New York Times–bestselling author of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter and Don't Fear the Reaper

Hoping they're together.

Found on my walk. I agree that the size of the tail is the strange part.

Behold. The new Dead Media Vault.

Jaws content continues. I fixed the poster so the shark won't miss her. The angles were all wrong!

In honor of the Jaws 50th anniversary, here are the Top 10 Shark Books of All Time (that I happen to own) includes @sgj.bsky.social, Brian Allen Carr, Alex Garland & Cody Goodfellow in some top spots