Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on this moon? Sir, being his friend.

"This world is inhabited by creatures called Moonchild! For some people, Moonchild are friends. Other use them for new and excitingly different stories."

THAT CHILD SPLIT THE WORLD, AND EVERY FRIEND UPON IT! OUR TRAGEDY MUST NEVER AGAIN COME TO PASS!!

When you gave me the power to be his friend, I swore I would make it my duty to follow his example. I’m still trying.

I! AM NOT! HIS *FRIEND*!

It was an Amiga demo they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with the power to be his friend to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with the power to be his friend. So get comfortable while I warm up a new and excitingly different story.

Moon Child will prevail! ...Just kidding!

I coveted that friend, I suppose.

Let's-a be his friend!

* What's LV stand for? Why, LOVE of course! * You want some LOVE, don't you? * Don't worry, I'll share some with you! * Down here, LOVE is shared through... * Little green... "friendliness powers."

[coughs up blood]

Listen up! Freeze guns authorized! And, Samus... I'm authorizing the power to be his friend.

Frankenstein's monster quoted Milton atop a windswept alpine crag and switched to thee and thou when he got emotional and ChatGPT is out here just regurgitating Wikipedia with the most boring syntax ever. Boring-ass dystopia 🙄

quote post with something good that lasted longer than the confederacy (1861-1865) THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE!!!!!!! (1868-2012 pre universe rewrite, 1872-present post-pucci timeline reset) (also if you get mad at me for she/her-ing dragona: she is a trans girl don't @ me saying she's a crossdresser)

chuffed.org/project/1624... little elias is rapidly losing his vision and he needs his eyesight saved before it's gone forever. please help this little boy see again! donate what you can if you can as much as you can, and if you can't donate, share and boost with those who can donate!

URGENT: A young soul in Gaza is losing his sight. We are racing against time to save his vision before it's gone forever. Your kindness is his only hope. Even 5€ can help us reach the goal. PLEASE ACT NOW. BE THE MIRACLE HE NEEDS Verified by : @mommunism.bsky.social chuffed.org/project/1624...

Michael kovac's voice roles from my understanding is just average rob paulsen roles if he played characters with severe depression, suicidal ideation, gender dysphoria, cptsd, addiction, or a combination of these

why is whump called that. the word sounds like the sound effect of someone laying on their bed exhausted after a long day at work not the sound someone makes when tortured

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Last slot for May. Anything ordered after will be scheduled for June. If anyone has anything Pride related they'd like now would be the time to order as there are 12 slots.

It's been a while, but wasn't "the worst people are weaponizing my jokes" the reason he went away the last time two decades ago?? Also, yeahhh that's what you were doing man. You didn't do "offensive jokes" as much as the joke WAS that someone was offended.

hey girl did you know that um...... this here is Mona Pizza

MOONCHILD, YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE HIS FRIEND. AND HIS FRIENDS GIVE HIM POWER

pokesona

journalism in general is very difficult for women (and black people, and trans people) to have long careers in. but in this specific niche is it particularly dire.

Help!

Twink coded Gex can still happen if people want it bad enough

Hi there #PortfolioDay! I'm Alyossan, I love drawing colorful, painterly art, pixel art, and fan art of my blorbos. 😊 Website / Etsy / VGen Commissions

moon child i'm watching your stream

36 minute doodle for a quick trade with the lovely @snaiws.net!! an excellent excuse to draw some plush again... 😤

rena and mizuki on a shopping trip for @angeloflapis.bsky.social ‼️🫶✨🫶✨

is it possible to have done literally a ton of therapy but either have forgotten all of it or barely any of it has helped you beyond just basic stuff

people who have done a ton of therapy but have progressed very slowly or barely at all through it and had to quit because the therapy was triggering you: did you ever get fixed and become functional and what made you functional and able to live like an independent person

ive done every therapy under the sun!!!! nothing seems to be able to FIX me!!!!! why am I intrinsically broken?????? Why can I never be fixed????

when i say i'm bisexual this is what i mean

Confession: I only read more yuri than yaoi because I go on dynasty scans more often because it hasnt been taken down like the yaoi websites and also for the touhou doujin and obscure nonromance shoujosei translations If I knew where to find yaoi or bara id probably read it at the same rate as yuri

are you annoyed by the TTC's api? so am i. so i built a simple proxy API to get bus & tram ETAs without having to deal with GTFS-RT. it's available at ttc.belgard.online! docs: github.com/kore-signet/...

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going somewhere

oomf reposted this diagram from the japanese wikipedia page on "otokonoko". studying 📝

a girl can be a ♂️. it's called being a martian. from mars. that's why the symbol is there. women can do anything

"to consider them ♂️ because of their breast size" is so real. because the line between a character being called "femboy" vs a character being called "[woman with a penis]" by the masses is truly just the size of her chest ... sad!

i wrote an article interviewing 16 developers + me working in the toxic yuri visual novel space. it took over a month and it cost me a laptop. my favorite piece of writing thus far. enjoy: bsky.app/profile/moth...

“We felt that there were not enough yuri visual novels with extreme themes we were particularly into, so we decided to take it into our own hands.” Meet 17 queer developers working on "less sugary" and, yes, even "toxic" and "bleak" wlw romance games:

"i want an evil woman to be nice to me" come the fuck on. Then you don't want an evil woman. No true evil woman aficionado would say this

the marcel proust fandom