no i'm not bc i don't use that shit. skill issue

bro how is going from mid 40s to high 80s today. can i speak to the weather about this indecisive weather

crashing in a way that can only be described as "im not actually tired but i dont want to exist within the confines of this day anymore" with a little sprinkle of "i need to reboot my brain the way one would a computer".

Now that we have Mamdani in office for a hundred days, I would like to say that we want more action from him on trans rights and more action on library funding. I’m not a pundit, this is not a politics blog!

See also: "pricing update" fatigue

Farm boy is GONE #Beanstalked

has anyone else gotten their tax return?

say hello to hamter

vibe/comp/aesthetic map for my upcoming YA thriller YOU’RE NO BETTER 🔪📸📱🏳️‍🌈 a deeply unwell kid tries to prove he’s better than his exploitative influencer mother and world-famous serial killer father. it goes badly.

Fall to your knees and weep at the might of my beautiful creation

i have been outside of my routine for Too Long, i need to be Released back into my enclosure for the next several weeks, lest emotional regulation become a pipe dream much to lofty for me to obtain

recently got this gorgeous choker necklace and wanted to find a great top to go with it just based on vibe alone. thankfully, the Guardian Angel of my Internet History stopped me just in time before i searched for "slutty men top"

[email protected] gets it. Again.

my wife sent me a picture of her snow covered lawn in Canada literally a few days ago and this was my exact reaction

i want everyone running a bot to understand that if your bot randomly interjects a completely random politically charged comment to one of my posts, im not dunking, im not even gonna qrt, its just an automatic block + hide post for everyone. engage sincerely or swallow glass.

after selling out all my books within the span of 4 hours of an 8 hour small indie event, i no longer believe that i am not what the people want. unfortunately publishing hasn't come to realize that yet which is a different problem to solve.

this is correct

unfortunately for you all, i have no choice but to get weirder

why are there 2 flights going to the same place leaving within 10 min of each other

Something being full of meaning isn't trying to make you feel stupid it's trying to talk with you.

i hate how hard it is for me to write romance. i can do angst! i can do grief! but when it comes to making 2 characters kiss, im like a fourth grader who has never so much as had a crush. im MARRIED. support group for horror writers who want to write romance, NOW

CLOSET-CODED LMFAO

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

😐 My face when this happens

"sick fursuit, jeezy boy"

did a lot of writing, did a bit of packing, now im gonna relax and play animal crossing as a treat

im a simple person. i wake up and immediately check @digitalsungames.com to see if they finished updating Moonlighter 2.

me as the DM of a d&d campaign (and also me as the author of several horror novels)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWRz... this video is really good

oh so theyre planning on losing even harder, got it

"what is this about, vincent" idk. could mean anything. could mean nothing. whos to say.

we need to start collecting kneecaps and i am being so serious rn.

a quick comic about deflection

The cover for my next novel, CHIMERA, is here. Skin dancers, cannibals, kinslayers, monsters. The Vargers are many things, but family always comes first. Cover illustration by Xuanwei Su Cover design by Esther S. Kim Pre-order it here: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

me 🤝 frodo short kings with gold rings who need the consistency of a homoerotic relationship to keep them from ending it all

lets see if i can finish this outline today

everyone who uses AI, i am BEATING YOUR ASS. its fucking 80 degrees in April, AND I BLAME U FOR THIS SHIT

forgot how much outlines be kicking my ass. im really fighting for my life here, wow.

Tamika Thompson, Lio Min, Jason Pargin there's likely more, just not off the top of my head

my little book of family revenge is out now 🥹 if you love your mom or hate your family, this book is for YOU #booksky

okay i allowed myself 30 min of wallowing in grief and depression. its time to do what @gabino.bsky.social always says: "write the next one."

the amount of extremely talented artists i've seen opening up about how dire things are for them in their creative field really spells out for me how much im fucked long before i get any emails about it.

She's right and it's not even just young folks. There are grown folks who are uncomfortable with journalists asking follow-up questions. It's like people wanna feel like they have access not answers, and they're conflict averse.

i do think its really weird how popular Nazi Romance is amongst ppl who would under no circumstance be the target of a Nazi in general

deadass the best $2 ever spent 🫡 summarizes everything ive ever felt and then some

never before have i had so many people attempt to save me from food cravings 😭 godspeed to you all, i ended up just making some rice with canned veggies to curb my starchy desires but i'll consider the DIY solutions in the future 🫡

Raffling off an annotated copy of This Is Why They Hate Us! Rules can be found here: forms.gle/nx4bBfLy1M8S...

i want pizza so bad but. cannot justify the expense. 😔