Man, people are being really weird over the Mario movie. Fans who can’t handle obvious criticism, haters who seem to enjoy that it’s a dumb fun action movie w/ a flimsy plot. It’s not that big of a deal. This is why no one likes the internet anymore.

God’s spaceship, Earth.

Got to the episode in season 3 of Better Call Saul where they got Chuck on the stand and FUCK YES. It was so cathartic. Fuck Chuck.

People who have a chip on their shoulder over any Internet personality get a life challenge.

...I know guilting people is fucking stupid, but. Y'all. Some horrible, random woman is now a millionaire because she called a child a nigger. We can at least get Luanne to goal.

How doth the hero strong and brave a firey path in the heavens pave!

Make rocket go now!

You guys making room for fun, or are you just sad and angry all the time?

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

I'd kill a man to protect this dog.

the correct way to celebrate april fool's day is to surprise your favorite artists by tipping them

We need mandated therapy for transphobes. Be a fucking adult, and live and let live.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

8 to 1? America really loves the freedom to torture and bully kids, huh?

AI? More like HEY, DIE!

If the Wii Fit Trainer isn’t in the Mario Galaxy movie, I’m gonna completely crash out. And might not make it though the other side.

The protest is happening in my neighborhood. So I guess I’ll go. I hope there’s food trucks.

Remember when dorks did a bunch of diarrhea in their diapers over TDOV being the same day as Easter a few years ago?

Can't tell if I'm depressed or just jaded.

Maybe I'm being nit-picky. But I hate the way this is worded. I'm not gonna tell you how to engage with art made by assholes. Or tell you the stories that helped shape you don't matter. But I will ask kindly that you sacrifice this one thing for a community who is being beaten while they are down.

I miss him so much.

I’m very tempted to make stickers of this one 🧟‍♂️🥪🧟‍♀️

People say that there's no distinct culture defined by decades anymore. But I disagree. The 2020s are unfortunately the decade the incels took over. The memes we all enjoy, slang, mainstream politics. It's all incel shit. Chads, cucks, _______-maxxing, AI, the govenminet. It's Incel Wrold.

I cured my insomnia by simply eating a small protein snack before bed. It's nuts what a few weeks of sleeping well will do to ya. I feel like a goddman superhuman.

Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art

Zines/stickers are going out late this month for obvious reasons. But they're just about ready to go and will be in the mail tomorrow or the day after.

Everyone says Jay is hotter. But I like Matt.

Why does this music sound so off-putting even though all the right elements are there? Oh hey, duh. It's "lovingly crafted with AI." Get outta here.

Just finished season 2 of Better Call Saul and goddamn I hate Chuck. People doing the correct thing for the wrong reasons is big part of why the world blows.

I honestly hate memes and stickers like this. Who is this supposed to convince? Or is it just a nod to people who already know shit sucks? If you don't know how to be funny, be edgy. Waste of paper. Stop telling others what they are. It doesn't work.

Sure, people should look at their phones less. Let yourself be bored while waiting in line and junk. But less screen time isn't gonna fix what's broken inside of you.

when I see direct action

I'd rather be dead than go without coffee. Just blow my brains out.

Illinois democrats think I'm someone named Jayne and have not stopped texting me twice a day for the past 3 months straight. I cannot stop it, they're always texting from a new number. I hate Jayne so much for giving them my number.

Craig McCracken would've made a great newspaper cartoonist.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Strait of Hormones

My boomer/gen x cupser mom is having a difficult time with The Goonies getting all wrinkly. And keeps insisting that Josh Brolin is actually Jeff Bridges.

Nancy 3/17/26

My partner and I , who have never seen Breaking Bad, are watching Better Call Saul for the first time. And I have never rooted for a TV show character so hard. And now I'm worried about Jimmy between episodes.

People act like Linux is so much more difficult to use than Windows. But it's not. And now my computer goes way faster.

*looks around* At least there's drugs.

Clip Studio Paint has gone woke.

My partner and I watched Barefoot Gen without knowing what it was before going into it. Fucking A, man.

The premise is fun, and there’s some good moments. But Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die was a stinker. I couldn’t wait for it to end. To the point I wish I could have been in the room where the creative team blew it so badly.

X simply has more activity than Bsky. The activity:

Drawing Bart brings me comfort, so this will be 2 months in a row of Bart stickers for all you zine subscribers.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

territorial dispute

Sometimes I’m slow. I just realized why MAR 10th is Mario Day.