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MY BOY

goldfish crackers are just savory cereal

Catching up on news from the last few days. Maduro said *what* about the Animal Crossing curvy mod??

This is the most viral data on pop culture popularity I could imagine. Like the Heated Rivalry boys debuting above the KPop Demon Hunters polycule (despite that show not premiering UNTIL DECEMBER) is incredible.

I just saw a (100% AI-generated) Kalshi ad on Twitch encouraging you to bet on a "world gone mad", and I don't think my faith in the future has ever been further in the gutter.

New pfp courtesy of the lovely @zal-cryptid.bsky.social ! I ate a gusher and got my ding dang head fruited

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

Today absolutely sucks shit, but I'm going to ask you to do two things as a favor. 1. Do something nice for yourself that you wouldn't have done otherwise. 2. Do something nice for somebody else that you wouldn't have done otherwise. Thanks.

OH MY GOD

*glances at world events* well, I guess dry january isn't happening this year either

Been really enjoying this new joke lately~

I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

this #LetterboxdFriday, I take the principled stance that if I paid $20 to see it on a movie screen, it IS cinema

I want to be suddenly attacked by s’mores. I want to be threatened with being quickly bombarded by them

Went to this yesterday and had a pretty fun time - but LORDY was AMC unprepared. Wildly understaffed - and since every "ticket" came with a $20 concession voucher (which didn't work on the self-service kiosks), the lobby was absolute chaos. Theater not cleaned until 5 minutes before showtime.

10 years. Holy hell. Thanks for coming along for the ride all this time 💜

no way

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

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Happy Birthday Lemon Pig

anyone know if this was PST or EST

thank you for your service, lemon pig

the lemon has been pigged she has one ear, and a piercing

off to bite 2026 in the face

Happy New Year! Here are my favorite movies of 2025, which includes one of the worst films I've ever seen, a TV special, and a kid getting absolutely liquified by a falling piano.

My child. My son. We go into this dark unknown together, Spleebo.

LEMON PIG 2026. THEY HAVE RISEN.

The one, the only, my best old post (Idea entirely from @pseudonymjones.bsky.social)

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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

Meghan's Various 2026 Predictions - Quintin Tarantino Gets Really Into AI - Chance The Rapper goes MAGA - David Byrne Announces, then Un-Announces Talking Heads Reunion - "Wuthering Heights" does ridiculously well at the box office, discourse declares "horny is back" - Netflix viewbotting scandal

happy new year everyone, happy new year lemon pig 🍋 🐷

Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.

Elves aren’t inherently conservative and big boobs aren’t inherently conservative but there is something a little conservative about the recent uptick in elves with giant fuckin boobs all the time. Do you understand. Also I’ll take a pepperoni hot n ready and buffalo ranch thanks

it’s fun that Quaritch is going through the same arc Jake did in the first movie of “becoming an Avatar and embracing Na’vi life via a romance with the tribe’s princess” except in his case it’s less about learning the joys of nature and more about shared sexual arousal from killing

93. sandwizard

97. you know how it is with spaghetti

Honestly, if Heated Rivalry manages to be the thing that finally de-mystifies homosexuality for normie sports media... that's just a firm cultural victory for Canada. History book shit.

New Mane Attraction out today! The title really speaks for itself on this one.

If you’re not familiar with The Neighborhood Listen podcast, we improvise in character based on Nextdoor posts but also sometimes we do watchalongs to five minutes of a movie. This one got away from us. Thanks to listener “T. Asimuth Schwitters” for putting this together

last year's pig is doing great only one more day, buddy then the sweet release of death

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Noah Schnapp is so bad at acting that him expressing emotion on screen is treated like a million dollar special effect, complete with bespoke press release.