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just lucia and mia hangin out

claim: corn flakes were invented because kellogg was a freak obsessed with masturbation and thought a bland diet would discourage masturbation what's true: the claim what's false: well the box didn't say you wouldn't cum

The entire Midwest would go purple overnight if a candidate promised public indoor sports facilities in every town in America. I wanted to go bowling and it cost $160 for FOUR PEOPLE- before drinks! Stop pricing the working class out of hobbies, and suddenly the "male loneliness epidemic" vanishes.

More people would hear these guys if they would just talk to their family

Wow, they actually found a way to insert an even more annoying fanbase into the Magic the Gathering universe.

To be fair, I don't think there are any trans women ludicrously wealthy enough to take a trip to Pedo Island. Like the only dolls I can see conceivably see getting the invite are the Wachowski sisters, and I don't think they'd be interested.

well that window of optimism about the future of EA is over i guess was a fun hour or so though

this is what podcasts should be, not some billionaire's fiancé asking Leonardo DiCaprio what position he played in high school football

Really, the Cap'n should have been put on leave for allowing this many fuckups at his factory. First a cereal of all berries, now he can't even keep the berries from getting smashed by Dickensian orphans with hammers?

Damn. This could be very interesting, if it actually allows the company to divest a bit from the investor pressures that have powered the past few decades of microtransactions & live service disasters.

#LetterboxdFriday is a chance to explore the highs and lows of American cinema.

Starbucks baristas should legally be allowed to poison one customer a year without consequence. They'd never do it, but the threat would go a long way in making these people think twice.

Coming Soon to a podcast feed near you - Mane Attraction A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic recap podcast for people with complicated feelings about My Little Pony. With myself and @idiotbraingf.bsky.social Cover Art courtesy of @katiknitt.bsky.social and Doomsday LLC.

she's been called the "Alan Wake" of posters - in that she is mysterious, primarily resides in the pacific northwest, and is constantly tormented by the demons of her own creation bluefacts.app

If you've ever been personally victimized by an online scalper, this movie is like a balm to the soul.

Emma Frost just read your mind! 🧠 Using one video on your phone what does she see when she’s in there? 🤔

I'm sorry, you're telling me I can have a TELEVISION DoorDash'd to my apartment? This nation is about to collapse in ways that will defy understanding.

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the biggest and strongest and toughest and most manly president in history is very afraid of getting sliced to death by the "sharp edges" of an escalator

yo bluesky mods i don't know if this guy consented to this happening to his face

this new twisted metal game sucks

This is still the funniest image Nintendo has ever produced. Luigi, sitting down with his L coffee, reading up on some of the worst atrocities ever perpetuated by humanity: "OH MAMMA MIA"

Correct choice. There's a lot of interesting stories in the world of Death Stranding, and treating this as a unique chapter in the mythos is much more interesting than straight adaptation.

anybody else get raptured rn or is it just me?

"It's a secret, he says. That we'll have to wait to the finale he - and he alone - is writing to find out." SCP-9000: "A Prince Among Men" by Dysadron The first article in a while that made me audibly gasp, truly a masterful bait-and-switch. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp9000conte...

parts of skate are magnificent

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I found the worst Animorph

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Probably not a good sign for Disney that they released a trailer for a new Star Wars movie today, and I had to scroll for an hour to find anybody talking about it.

i'm sorry i have never seen this show but i am crying laughing at this

slave owners thought they were following the teachings of Jesus Christ. So did Mormons when they said that Black people couldn't go to white people heaven until 1978. Don't take it up with me

At this point you can assume any study trying to prove trans kids have a significant chance of "changing their mind" later, is just lying to you for political capital.

can't believe these iconic characters aren't flying off the shelves

shadow sez: don't let them reorganize your internal organs to turn you into a marketable scrunchie

The core difference is that Harry Potter is slow boiling pot of British-style traditionalism, with deeply regressive themes baked into the text of the fanbase. However, Disney has been performatively progressive for the past decade-plus - making the Kimmel situation MUCH more jarring.

Not to mention, Universal just opened a brand new park in Orlando that blows the last decade of "Disney Imagineering" out of the water. They also just built three giant hotels that you can stay in for a nickel. A parks boycott of Disney has never been more attractive to the diehards.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/

Filling this up with edibles and just getting jingle blasted all Christmas long photo courtesy of a cutie patootie

I am watching The Ladykillers, and have had to pause twice to verbally exclaim “what are you fucking DOING” to nobody in particular.

this is less "zoomers are so dumb" and more "scientific curiosity is emergent and can never be truly extinguished"

Can't simp for this calculator hard enough. The clickiest goddamn buttons in the world, feels so good to just punch in some fuckin digits man

Not to bang on about this but... this was in the previous community guidelines too. And the one before. And the one before. I don't think they just ever enforced it? Still think it's bad, but this isn't a new thing.

The special was pulled because they were unable to come up with an hour of footage that didn't make the viewer want to shoot Kirk in the head.

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