if you let the white south go too many generations without federal occupation, this is what they get up to

Noah Kahan is a bitch and I mean that as a sincere compliment.

I keep laughing at this entirely correct response to the Old Spice x Super Mario ad

(source: www.tumblr.com/mumblesplash...)

I'm just going to say I see a lot of my younger self in Noah Kahan and let you draw your own conclusions.

Currently watching the Noah Kahan doc and bawling my damn eyes out. He is Taylor Swift for bitches (gender neutral) with capital D Depression. I would follow this man to the goddamn trenches

*through tears* that's so goddamned stupid *cackling, out of breath with laughter* how dare you #snl

oh Olivia you remain so very, very, good at this people will be stomping on your heart for the next 40 years so the music keeps coming out #snl

For a split second , I thought there was a show called "Law & Order: Thursday"

am I supposed to know who this is #snl

oh no aziz ansari #snl

Somehow I find myself at a children's birthday party, discovering it is possible for a ball pit to be pretentious.

been laughing at this for like 2 days

fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this

it looks like that gecko snitched on him

everybody be nice to me, it's my birthday this year

this is some shit you'd do for an achievement in a battlefield game

If you know an egg, it is your vital duty to construct an elaborate scenario where the only way to stop an evil polluting megacorp is for them to try crossdressing.

#LetterboxdFriday The Devil Wears Prada 2 is exactly as enjoyable the film where a pro female wrestler holds a woman captive and treats her like an infant. We live in miserable times, and Godzilla needs to raze the whole thing to ashes. but yeah, hokum fucks

this is probably my best article i wrote for my stint at paste and i cannot think of another website that would have allowed me to, thank you so much to garrett and paste you all deserved so much better

PR Agency: Lizzo’s back and she’s evil now In like a fun way? PR, hiding around a corner: n…no

Had a damn fun time at this one. Adam Scott plays a drunk author trapped in Ireland's worst escape room. What a picture!

i figure its as good a day as any to post the comic im most famous for on here

Environmental Storytelling

What more does this man have to do before his mind can be described as "twisted"

i’m working on a broad plan to save video games and some of the demands include 1) we need a new Soul Calibur 2) i’ll get to the rest of them later

I can verify Forbidden Solitare has the juice. A great time for fans of analogue horror, or just really satisfying card combos. Or freaks who just like shoving gems under their skin, I don't kinkshame.

no i will not be taking questions at this time 🙂‍↔️ 🙂‍↔️ 🙂‍↔️ twitch.tv/upandoutcomic

finally i can watch Castration Movie in the format in which it was intended

Resident Evil movie trailer looks super promising. Love that Cregger seems to be going for the vibe that makes those classic games work (trap a bitch in a weird ass place and have them solve puzzles and pick up equipment to progress) rather than just “hey it’s that thing you know”

it's good to know that people are still discovering new and abstract horrors within Super Mario 64, such as how to turn a Shy-Guy inside out and stretch his skeleton until the universe blinks into darkness

i always cry whenever there's promo art of mewtwo looking over a city longingly at the things below........ they made a fucked up cat creature and then denied him the simple pleasures of the halal cart

fuck it, hand her an Avatar sequel

Personally, I wouldn't date transfem Hitler - but mostly because I think she'd only speak German and that'd be a pretty major barrier to a relationship. Like it'd be over before I even knew she was Hitler.

See my transgender clown ass IN PERSON all around Seattle this May! And if you AREN'T in Seattle, the fuck is wrong with you? Get your act together.

meow

oh boy Oh BOY game of the fucking era incoming

Michael Gandolfini is anti-nepo baby

Holy shit. I have no clue what this has to do with Resident Evil, and that is SO exciting.

No Cars Go - Arcade Fire Whirring - The Joy Formidable Contact - Daft Punk Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes - Fall Out Boy Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

I'm a cis woman building a trans-first dating app. I know how that lands. Worth saying upfront before any of the rest. The short version of what I'm building below.

oh no the deltrarune kids are going to war against scientology

Bought a pair of emergency shorts on Sunday, which broke immediately once I got home. Never said anything or complained about it, and yet I just got a refund to my debit card for said pair of $40 shorts. Magic??? Coincidence??? Pity from a retail employee who knew they were overpriced trash???

To me, Marathon and Destiny feel like very similar products - Bungie slapping their gunplay expertise onto a new gameplay formula. The difference is that Destiny defined the multiplayer "shoot & loot" formula, while Marathon is playing catch-up to other more established extraction shooters.

hell yeah

Oh good, looks like I can finally talk about how fucking abysmal The Devil Wears Prada 2 is. Narratively innert, unfunny, and devoid of perspective - it's a pointless sequel that only serves to hammer home the idea that all the world needs is a couple more "good" billionaires.