"Living is cool." - Mike Minotti, 2026

I was re-watching that legendary Breaking Bad scene where Walt confronts Tuco for the first time and I swear it sounds like they used the Howard Dean Scream as an overdub during the aftermath

the circle remains unbroken

Orn Bortle Orfter Anorter (2025)

time for Oscar noms last call for ritualistic sacrifices to get Madigan on the ballot

tabbing over on twitch to see what the new AAA open world game is like and it's just a party of anime kitsunes all rushing point to break one of these for crafting material

I had no idea they had that kind of technology

if napoleon was born today he'd be a baby

When it happens, I will stop what I am doing immediately to go shotgun the biggest can of Bud Light I can find. the ultimate victory for woke

NES Princess Peach redraw~ finger guns~

Coffin Flop: Air Force One

ASSOCIATED PRESS: "President Donald J. Trump ripped a fart so loud and stinky it killed himself and everyone aboard the plane - including this reporter! I'm a ghost, a boogedy-woogedy woo!"

Honestly, if it DID happen on a plane - they wouldn't just immediately turn around. Somebody aboard would crash the plane, claim it was a terrorist attack, and pretend a trans person was aboard.

gaming is only books if the game has a defined ending and then you sit back and think about it

me to the disrespectful paparazzi who make my job as an honest upstanding paparazza unnecessarily harder: "Fellas! get those bright lights out of her face! i wanted a picture of tilda swinton, but now ive got a whole memory stick full of tilda squintin'! 😾"

New Mane Attraction! This week, a mysterious stranger visits town and the Mane 6's uncomfortable racial prejudices are revealed. Apparently, Ponyville is a sundown town if you're a zebra.

You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.

Complaining about the Seattle Freeze is proof you are weak, and that you have failed the city's most sacred vibe check.

Complaining about the Seattle Freeze is proof you are weak, and that you have failed the city's most sacred vibe check.

no new photos where you at mentally

the hero’s journey

I cannot find imagine a more humbling experience as an actor than finishing a scene with Elmo and feeling like he was frustrated by your performance

Heartwarming: Man Excitedly Becomes Banjo-Kazooie Character

MORE SPHERES MORE SPHERES Considering how difficult the Sphere in fucking VEGAS has been to book, I can only imagine what acts will be lining up to perform in Maryland.

has anyone checked on @patrickklepek.bsky.social

Your tired, clocky aunt who always gives the best Christmas presents and always smells like weed

double date [2024]

It's embarrassing, but I have a soft spot for the live action Akira that they did on SyFy back in the day. Production values were crazy by TV movie standards, and it's one of Lindeloff's best scripts. Like yeah, maybe war ravaged "Neo-Portland" hasn't aged well, but what has?

The power of horse girl anime is too strong for the nfl

The horse girls go wild!!!

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

Spider-Man but (mostly) with Ed Edd n' Eddy SFX. #SpiderMan #EdEddnEddy #Meme

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Big Hops absolutely rules. Slick platforming with fun mechanics, and constant creativity. The best $18 you'll spend today, guaranteed. (it's also on Switch!) store.steampowered.com/app/1221480/...

nick.com message boards, where "vman345" could be frequently found in the "Bot Board" where you'd RP families of robot emojis.

extremely cool info environment to tweet something and a half hour later once it’s riled everyone up to be like “no haha jk it’s the opposite actually”

the dad from bluey would kill an ice agent without hesitation

On this Femboy Friday let us never forget the original femboy of Femboy Hooters

This is gimmick infringement.

i understand why people want locked accounts but in my experience having a priv is the mind killer. it's the equivalent of a vent channel on a discord it's a place to spiral and then spiral about nobody noticing ur spiraling. i will simply spiral to my two plush blastoise and then say "we move"

TRUE

"Oh yeah, I'm doing fine." she said, posting a #LetterboxdFriday with four movies where people's eyes are gouged out by various forces

Will Psyduck pass his driving test??

ragebaiting the girlfriend

Alex Garland's Civil War is an audacious and deeply effective movie about the media's role in social decay - enhanced by the fact A24 earnestly sold it as war porn. It's a cynical and angry work that is only going to be understood more with time.

this happening at the same time as Galaxy's Edge gets an OT reskin should really let you know what to expect from Star Wars going forward hint: it'll be exactly what you remember from when you were six, and be very careful not to make you think too hard about anything but cool lightsaber fights