I need everyone to understand that the source of the rumor in question never specifically named Zach Braff. Rather, it's just very clear to him everyone in Hollywood ABSOLUTELY believes he would date ChatGPT.

Filming has begun on Mike Flanagan's THE EXORCIST. Plot details remain under wraps, but the film will tell an all-new story set in The Exorcist universe. Not a remake. Nothing to do with The Exorcist: Believer. Scarlett Johansson stars.

breaking news - the M&Ms store smells like pee

this hot chocolate was ten dollars, but lunch with Jules is priceless

how about this Nintendo - perhaps I just give you money HERE, at your STORE - and you just let me have one

Meghan Markle was trending on Twitter, and as an ordinary cis male I had the natural thought of "Well, I'll keep in mind that spelling of Meghan JUST IN CASE I happen to need a feminine name soon..." Cherry is also a family name that I always liked.

it's that time again!! twitch.tv/upandoutcomic

The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth

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like watching the got damn sistine chapel being painted

New Mane Attraction! The girls from @theusualbet.bsky.social join us to enjoy a blissful Rainbow Dash episode, before turning a corner into extreme body horror. Welcome to the world of Cupcakes. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-gdsta-...

DONG LOVER YOSHI?

gay girls in Chicago wear hats

hot bitches in your area (Chicago)

I have been beefed

Just witnessed a woman twerk to a karaoke performance of Paramore's "We Are Broken", so I'm thinking Chicago might be my kind of city

This is entirely how it works. Often times the exposition is what causes the bunny squeaks. Often times. Most often really.

fucked up off the oblivion cart

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

It's real.

seems like a great place to build the next disney world, IMO

On my way to a Chicago after a riotously fun Capcon. Thanks so much to everyone I bumped into, and to those I didn't - I'll definitely be there next year.

I don't have any evidence for Pete Docter being an absolutely massive bigot intent on draining Pixar of any queer identity - other than absolutely everything that has happened under his time at the company

Capcon! My panel is today at 2pm in Classroom 2. Prepare to be smarted.

Actual work email from the convention today with @meghancherry25.bsky.social

“Love your body” I do love my body, why won’t they make clothes big enough for it

Tough hearing this from one of my least favorite comedians

why is this so somber did the big sexy chess piece die of aids or something

did you guys know Minneapolis is cold

Can Microwaves solve race relations? Can a panini press fix my marriage?

If done properly, this could be spectacular. I think the question is if this is the sort of thing the Paramount merger could torpedo. David Ellison would probably prefer Taylor Sheridan's take on this script than the Andor/House of Cards guy. Or insist on hiring Kevin Spacey.

I feel really bad for the employees who were fired and whose work will now be gone in anything except YouTube gameplay uploads. But also god, what a sadly obvious outcome. And the executives so clearly hinging everything on this being an Apex level surprise drop hit are part of the blame here

Just an absolute tragedy that really defines how risky the multiplayer gaming space is right now. Everyone wants their own Apex, but convincing those players to exit their current game is becoming a harder & harder proposition.

Incredibly deployable image for Bluesky posts

New Mane Attraction! Ally and Mack from Kink Kink Nudge Nudge join us to talk all things Pinkie Pie, and figure out why everyone wants to fuck the Mothman. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-k3ewx-...

I loaded up all the Resident Evils (sans 0 and 5, because of compatibility issues) on my Steam Deck - and am just cranking them to easy mode while I vibe out between cities. I am traveling halfway across the country over two days, just vibing the fuck out. Trains, man.

Amtrak should start selling edibles. They'd be able to fund high speed rail immediately.

oh no somebody hobbled the ponies

Evangelical Christianity has finally become the suicide cult it always wanted to be, but unfortunately they're taking the rest of us with them. Want to see Jesus again? Go visit Jesus. You know how to get there.

brought a homie for the train ride

Is there some Pokemon event happening in the Midwest this week (somewhere between Seattle and Chicago)? Or are all these people just ALSO going to CapCon?

I've often enjoyed the Housewives on Traitors as agents of chaos - playing based on vibes in a game of pure logic and deductive reasoning. But I agree that we're overdue for an all-Gamers season. Or at least one with fewer Bravo alums.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

I didn't realize everyone who won for the ensemble cast got one and briefly thought they gave him two for winning Best Actor as a bit

this is the sound of being alive in 2026 tbqh

This is why the fight over puberty blockers was always absurd. They were the compromise to make cis people comfortable. Otherwise, trans youth will just jump to HRT to transition.

the empire lasted for 25 years and this was the most normal heterosexual couple their administrative elite could produce