Andrew Hilbert
@ahilbert3000.bsky.social
📤 310
📥 355
📝 581
5gkilledgod.com dreamcasttwo.com
pinned post!
If you are in Austin or the surrounding area and you want to compete in a weird gameshow that makes no sense and you are a writer/artist/musician.... Please fill out this form and share this post!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
about 1 month ago
1
0
1
Ha ha storytime 10/14
youtube.com/shorts/-hrB5...
loading . . .
ha! ha! storytime! 10/14 secrets of the public restroom
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/shorts/-hrB5_TdkcA?feature=share
about 4 hours ago
0
2
1
Join us in October
@leswrite.bsky.social
@miguelmyers.bsky.social
@ryanb4890.bsky.social
... I don't know the others' tags
5 days ago
0
4
3
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Matt Neil Hill
5 days ago
Jess Hagemann's first novel HEADCHEESE was an amazing piece of work - can't wait to see what she's gone up with this time!
add a skeleton here at some point
1
4
3
Dreamcasttwo.com
7 days ago
0
1
1
Hell yeah get you some books before the FCC pulls our license to use keyboards
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
0
3
1
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Holly Lyn Walrath
14 days ago
Shout out to everybody who came to the 9pm late night flash fiction Thunderdome at Armadillocon to watch us bleed our hearts out on the page for laughs…except for the guy who put all the prompts into ChatGPT and then proceeded to compare us to AI 💀
5
18
4
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Ghoulish Books
12 days ago
Good ol
@bobpastorella.com
is here at ArmadilloCon signing a box of webstore pre-orders for his debut solo novel THE SMALL HOURS! Preorder it at
ghoulish.rip/product/the-...
0
8
4
Truth balm.
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
0
0
0
Ken Paxton, pop quiz! 7th Commandment?! What is it? Can you explain why it's necessary for a third grader in Texas to keep this law and not you?
13 days ago
0
1
0
Get head cases by
@leswrite.bsky.social
over the finish line
www.kickstarter.com/projects/les...
loading . . .
Headcases #1-3
A bloody crime thriller. 2 teens on the run with a severed head. 1 hitman who needs the head back. Ditching class just got deadly.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/leswrite/headcases-1-3?ref=android_project_share
18 days ago
0
4
4
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Josh Rountree
19 days ago
Had fun reading Friday night at
@ghoulish.bsky.social
in San Antonio!!
0
20
4
Currently spinning 24 HOUR SPORTS by El Michels Affair
19 days ago
1
2
0
Ouchy the clown
youtube.com/shorts/HYCnr...
Become a patron at
dreamcasttwo.com
loading . . .
ouchy the clown
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/shorts/HYCnrlxRVt8?feature=share
22 days ago
0
0
0
Tish Hinojosa at Radio/East in November
dice.fm/partner/dice...
loading . . .
Tish Hinojosa Tickets | $18.40 | 23 Nov @ Radio East, Austin | DICE
Local legend, Tish Hinojosa returns to Radio, to our East location for the first time!
https://dice.fm/partner/dice/event/bbyv2v-tish-hinojosa-23rd-nov-radio-east-austin-tickets?dice_id=7002459&dice_channel=web&dice_tags=organic&dice_campaign=DICE&dice_feature=mio_marketing&utm_source=web&utm_campaign=DICE&utm_medium=mio_marketing&_branch_match_id=1393691981126578604&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAA8soKSkottLXz8nMy9ZLyUxO1UvL1S9MTrJMSzExSTEyTbSvK0pNSy0qysxLj08qyi8vTi2ydc4oys9NBQDfwsrkOwAAAA%3D%3D
23 days ago
0
0
0
Two things
youtube.com/shorts/8im5W...
24 days ago
0
0
0
Wake up, babe. A new Folding Ideas just dropped.
25 days ago
0
2
0
Death panels are back baby and in a big fucking way
29 days ago
0
0
0
Celebrate Baby Dreamcast on 9/9 at Radio Coffee & Beer
youtube.com/shorts/kNbi3...
loading . . .
compete for Sonic's heart in a gameshow that makes no sense: ha! ha! storytime! 9/9 at Radio
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/shorts/kNbi3Yfspmk?feature=share
about 1 month ago
0
1
1
Sonic's kids prefer Mario
youtube.com/shorts/yrQww...
loading . . .
Sonic's crossworlds racing, paternal disappointment, and Mario jealousy
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/shorts/yrQww_p9v9s?feature=share
about 1 month ago
0
1
1
I remember asking my dad what "bitches in the living room getting it on" meant. My dad was too afraid to ever play a CD ever again... For fear of my questions.
about 1 month ago
0
2
1
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
lor gislason
about 1 month ago
anyway still the best ways of supporting me is to preorder my book COSMIC DYKE PATROL!! its queer n poly and goopy and theres some critters
ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...
or donate to my ko-fi!
ko-fi.com/lormaggot
loading . . .
Cosmic Dyke Patrol – GHOULISH
https://ghoulish.rip/product/cosmic-dyke-patrol/
0
20
18
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Ghoulish Books
about 1 month ago
austin freaks... do this, it's a lot of fun
add a skeleton here at some point
0
3
3
If you are in Austin or the surrounding area and you want to compete in a weird gameshow that makes no sense and you are a writer/artist/musician.... Please fill out this form and share this post!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
about 1 month ago
1
0
1
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Ghoulish Books
about 1 month ago
what a great day to pre-order our next publication, Nadia Bulkin's ISSUES WITH AUTHORITY! all webstore paperback pre-orders come with a signed bookplate from the author:
ghoulish.rip/product/issu...
1
19
6
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Ghoulish Books
about 1 month ago
GHOULISH BOOKS OFFICIALLY APOLOGIES TO ALL CONSERVATIVES WE MAY HAVE UPSET BY DRAWING WORDS ON A CHALKBOARD. WE WOULD HATE TO OFFEND ANYBODY'S FRAGILE EGOS. AS AN ACT OF GOOD FAITH, WE HAVE UPDATED OUR LOGO TO SHOW HOW DEDICATED WE ARE TO NO LONGER BEING "THAT STUPID WOKE BOOKSTORE / SMALL PRESS"
4
76
8
The President is the evil version of my character Bangface and it is horrifying
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
Do you want to perform at ha ha storytime in Austin tx? Fill out this form
forms.gle/dFMsGpmeNNXF...
loading . . .
HA! HA! STORYTIME!
Ha! Ha! Storytime! is a gameshow that makes no sense. Writers, poets, artists, creatives compete for Sonic's heart. Readings and performances are on a time limit. Obstacles are determined by spinny wh...
https://forms.gle/dFMsGpmeNNXFZXQc9
about 1 month ago
0
1
1
Let's celebrate the Sega Dreamcast on 9/9/25
about 1 month ago
0
3
2
Torchys y'all messed up with those self ordering kiosks
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
Why did the Democrats even come back to Texas? What am I missing
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
My original song called "you can only play trumpet and guess what dad you idiot we don't even have a trumpet"
youtube.com/shorts/_uraH...
loading . . .
you can only play trumpet and guess what dad you idiot we don't have a trumpet
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/shorts/_uraHDqZGJM?si=uwt4HaOQNYvIxCmp
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
max booth will never die
about 1 month ago
fun write-up about the shop and grand re-opening! interview quotes from both myself and Lori!
add a skeleton here at some point
1
6
2
I keep going back to the kpop demon hunters soundtrack and I've come to realize that it reminds me a ton of the production on MBDTF.
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Ghoulish Books
about 1 month ago
Announcing a new monthly reading event at Ghoulish Books - FIRST FRIDAY FRIGHTS! Every month, three writers will tell spooky stories to a horror-loving audience. First up? Josh Rountree, RJ Joseph, & Andrew Hilbert! Learn more here:
ghoulish.rip/event/first-...
1
35
24
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Ghoulish Books
about 1 month ago
@joshrountree.bsky.social
@rjacksonjoseph.bsky.social
@ahilbert3000.bsky.social
hosted by
@fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social
incredible poster art by the one and only
@bettyrocksteady.bsky.social
0
5
1
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Lesly Julien
about 1 month ago
If you need a laugh today. Gaze upon the brilliant chaos that is Ha! Ha!! Storytime
add a skeleton here at some point
0
2
1
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Michael Louis Dixon
about 1 month ago
This was a fun event! Watch me read my poem Garbage Love while children cavort at my feet.
add a skeleton here at some point
0
1
1
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Lesly Julien
about 1 month ago
If you want to hear me tell a story about Satan and barbecue it starts around the 27 minute mark
add a skeleton here at some point
0
3
2
Last night's Ha! Ha! Storytime!
youtube.com/live/CFvQ2q6...
loading . . .
ha! ha! storytime! 8/12
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/live/CFvQ2q6KkUw?feature=share
about 1 month ago
0
4
4
The curious case of the double u in the word vacuum and what it could've been
youtube.com/shorts/JCkjA...
loading . . .
the curious case of the double u in vacuum and what the word could've been. language and linguistics
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/shorts/JCkjAVZ38Ko?feature=share
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
This is what it sounds like is a banger
about 2 months ago
0
1
0
When conforto gets hit by pitch, I have to restrain myself from saying, "ouch, that's unconfortoble." fuck
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
Are gold bond and lotion mutually exclusive
youtube.com/shorts/sUW5i...
loading . . .
are gold bond (talcum powder) and lotion mutually exclusive
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/shorts/sUW5iKdyARs?feature=share
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Andrew Hilbert
Cullen
about 2 months ago
why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder
add a skeleton here at some point
11
1323
316
A.I. can't massage itself until completion on top of its own poop in a toilet before it flushes to save water for the environment
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
This will be fun
about 2 months ago
0
0
2
Buy a book, buy a comic!
ahilbert3000.bigcartel.com
loading . . .
AHILBERT3000
BUY BOOKS. MY BOOKS.
https://ahilbert3000.bigcartel.com
about 2 months ago
0
1
0
I love "writers finish this sentence" TikTok
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
Get a sponge... We're salting floors
youtube.com/shorts/2a7gn...
loading . . .
how Americans salt the floor they walk upon
YouTube video by Andrew Hilbert
https://youtube.com/shorts/2a7gnsZBQDM?feature=share
about 2 months ago
0
1
0
Load more
feeds!
log in