yarn & twig boutique www.patreon.com/posts/yarn-t...

Bibi made me do that. Feel free to download and distribute as stickers as needed

I am very proud of that palm tree youtube.com/shorts/Lge3p...

Costco raises the price of the hot dog and soda combo (with refill) Godzilla everyday day 110 youtube.com/shorts/NDGnQ...

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Please let's get to 300 subs youtube.com/shorts/np4fx...

March 10 is Mario Day mar10 If you don't share this I will die youtube.com/shorts/4bs3q...

No big bend wall

68 patrons since launching this thing at the start of the month. would be pretty sick to hit 100 before february wraps. short stories! essays! reviews! internet comedy! other stuff! join the interrobangbus party today, c*mrades. www.patreon.com/cw/interroba...

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Godzilla University awarded me this certificate youtube.com/shorts/sO-Wj...

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I performed a story called “Night Meat” at an event last month and the children in the audience have been obsessed ever since. From just this morning: “daddy… what’s a night meat?”

i'm preparing to relocate from texas to minnesota as a divorced person within the next couple months & i do not currently have a job with a steady income so prepare for me to push this patreon an embarrassing amount. let me entertain you for cash! www.patreon.com/interrobangbus

Donald Trump, a God-wearing man, never saw anything in God's creation he didn't want to deface. Save Big Bend

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Look, Mom! Super happy to be able to doodle out @interrobangbus.bsky.social words.

I had a memory of watching Ken Griffey Sr. hitting 3 homers in a game. I tried to google it. The AI summary gave me this: (1/2)

High intensity salad www.patreon.com/posts/higher...

This might be my best response to any YouTube commenter ever

10 away from 50 patrons. a very obtainable goal. working on lots of comedy articles and essays and reviews rn and excited to share with y'all. consider pledging and directly supporting an indie writer. www.patreon.com/cw/interroba...

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

Today I’m talking about why you gotta stop responding to submission rejections. www.patreon.com/posts/150967...

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Bad day! Very grumpy! Sharing this again! I have cool things planned for it! There are cool things already on it! Pledge and become cool, too. I’m also writing death predictions for all patrons. Find out how you’re gonna die!

youtube.com/shorts/mZYrY... Dragon Ball z Sunday

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Tofu done incorrectly and lazily www.patreon.com/posts/how-to...

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Introducing a new form of currency, Godzilla bucks. Godzilla everyday day 77 youtube.com/shorts/wji-A...

Dragonball z Sunday and Godzilla and Sonic. youtube.com/shorts/avmWA...

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In light of recent developments and, as a proud Baytriot, I feel compelled to tap the sign again. Cinema needs more people like Michael Bay, and fewer people like Darren Aronofsky.

Whiniest loser in history. Too bad he won a few times and we're stuck www.cnbc.com/2026/01/29/t...

Sitting at the bar listening to a guy defend Trump as a good man. He keeps saying he's a Christian and the policies are Christian. This mother fucker can eat shit. Fuck ice. "Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me."

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I'm on @upscrolled.bsky.social as I phase the hell out of TikTok share.upscrolled.com/en/user/d3b4...

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Suspenders

Fuck ice

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.