Screw worm flies are in Austin Texas. Get fly catchers. They stink like shit but they catch a ton of flies including screw worms.

"Who can hook me to when their Paramount subscription so I can watch the presidents birthday party? " said nobody

Trillionaire shouldn't exist

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How does heaven see you

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He’s living in 3026 over here. What a life hack.

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#Haiku #comic about gravity narrated by an imbecile

The Iranian Ceasefire Agreement is the sequel to Infrastructure Week

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Adaptive charging is dumb

Poem a day 6 I didn't like Legos growing up Impatient with directions Never seeing the end from the beginning Now There is joy in the mundane Calm in the clicking of pieces As my kids pass me the blocks With vague instructions Knowing full well What they are aiming for while I pause to listen

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My hands look like this so my president's hands can look like that

There should be a Lego resident evil game

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Bibi made me do that. Feel free to download and distribute as stickers as needed

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Costco raises the price of the hot dog and soda combo (with refill) Godzilla everyday day 110 youtube.com/shorts/NDGnQ...

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No big bend wall

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Donald Trump, a God-wearing man, never saw anything in God's creation he didn't want to deface. Save Big Bend

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Look, Mom! Super happy to be able to doodle out @interrobangbus.bsky.social words.

I had a memory of watching Ken Griffey Sr. hitting 3 homers in a game. I tried to google it. The AI summary gave me this: (1/2)

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This might be my best response to any YouTube commenter ever

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