chicken parm sub club thanksgiving leftover

I had an Oscar winning actor confront me in public for stealing girls from him 💅

This is so cool. Local makers space hosts a free repair night once a month. Bring anything, they try and fix it. Kid’s bike had a pedal rubbing the frame, and they took care of it in 10 min. They offer free tool rental, free classes, etc. Amazing resource.

All is right in the world

We should never forget The Basketball Organ

Stouffer’s never misses

How to win in November

This is so cool. Local makers space hosts a free repair night once a month. Bring anything, they try and fix it. Kid’s bike had a pedal rubbing the frame, and they took care of it in 10 min. They offer free tool rental, free classes, etc. Amazing resource.

This Johnny Cash banger is about my home county youtu.be/7-P6qS1eZIM?...

Both worked in a lumber mill. If you moved west to Oregon after WW2, you worked in a lumber mill.

If you have a QAnon relative you haven't talked to in a while you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing secretdc.com/dc-jfk-jr-lo...

SHOW ME THE HONEY

I had an Oscar winning actor confront me in public for stealing girls from him 💅

since we're bitching about pizza prices. At Disneyland's Pizza Planet, they offer slices for $10 or a whole 8 slice pizza for like $50. BUT, when they are busy they don't sell "whole pizzas" so we had to order 6 slices for $60 which they served us from a whole pizza. what the absolute frick

Think of everything we lost during the Bluesky outage

lost a few more F-15's

Nothing but respect

since we're bitching about pizza prices. At Disneyland's Pizza Planet, they offer slices for $10 or a whole 8 slice pizza for like $50. BUT, when they are busy they don't sell "whole pizzas" so we had to order 6 slices for $60 which they served us from a whole pizza. what the absolute frick

Rax. All of them.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

Oh hey desk kolache

We watched Inside Out — which was, unbeknownst to us , about a family that uproots their life to move to San Francisco for the Dad's job and all the emotions that come with it — right after we moved to San Francisco for my job and were processing all the emotions that came with it.

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

We watched Inside Out — which was, unbeknownst to us , about a family that uproots their life to move to San Francisco for the Dad's job and all the emotions that come with it — right after we moved to San Francisco for my job and were processing all the emotions that came with it.

The Rapture is in the news again, I see. Get caught up. (Caught up. Rapture term.)

ok well that lasted 1 minute. Because this one >>>> www.youtube.com/shorts/dHsLr...

this is the best joke i've heard in a while www.youtube.com/shorts/1G84M...

the department of war eagle

They’re actually the Plainsmen

the department of war eagle

whoever pics the thumbnails for miami vice on tubi has got to be doing a bit

I knew The Pitt was woke but damn

I had a client who lived in a termite mound for a month to escape the Nigerian military but I'm sure this is hard too

This is fucking bonkers. One of my employees who lives outside the area was jumped in front of her child. Cullman county….

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

Yesterday it was 75°F and we found a new greenway 5 minutes from the house!

Jim Carrey was seen looking like Jim Carrey and it’s been such an insane story for some reason.

Yesterday it was 75°F and we found a new greenway 5 minutes from the house!

Yesterday it was 75°F and we found a new greenway 5 minutes from the house!

HOLY SHIT

i’m not so sure, fantasy for adults.

If you cook your eggs with crispy brown edges you should kys

I have not even used ChatGPT, Claude, etc in...forever, or ever. Can I make a moral case for downloading these apps and exploring them so I can learn about why they suck?

Kiddo wants to go birding today!

Two things that will never get old. Jokes about Charlie Kirk, and Charlie Kirk.

Day 8 of flu and it fucking blows.

can you call and just make a tee time at us central command right now or do you have to know a member

Goddammit