People say that you don't really learn anything from watching a team's Spring Game. Those people are wrong.

Holy crap. Skydiver just crashed into the scoreboard during the spring game intro.

Please read this if you get a chance.

Apple TV raising its prices when I only got it for F1 and it's been off for a month is certainly A move. Maybe not the timing I would have picked myself.

Get some! Get some!

Virginia Tech is finally acting like it has money so Monday is time to put up or shut up.

Me seeing the news everyday

this is, without exaggeration, the single greatest piece of journalism of the past ten years.

Think about it

That's a terrible swaddle on Baby Jane Doe

OB attending finally shows up. This is a teaching hospital. Not one resident was available? My wife is still furious in how slow they were.

"THAT'S TOO SLOW!" "That's too much blood" "Why haven't they called NICU?!"

We paused to look at the trace "That looks like an AI D Cell"

The OB department in The Pitt must be staffed by a total of 2 people.

The Pitt is Go!

We already know how we'd handle things. We couldn't even wear masks during a global pandemic.

Hell yeah

This ain't high! You wanna see high?!

It may be almost 20 years ago, but today: Remember the 32

This was announced at the same time as the Charity Bowl on purpose so that the Commentariat couldn't aim the money cannon at it.

What a lovely show

Starting the Scrubs season finale late, but then we can skip commercials.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Attention Economy Glory Hole Imagine that.

First trailer for ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ In theaters November 6

There are three ethical ways to find out about new music: 1) See a band open up for a band you already like at a venue that only serves vegan food 2) Hear them on a label comp that you paid $19.99 for to hear a tossed-off B-side from one band you already like 3) AA+ or better PS2 soundtrack

Hey music industry: Make @surber.bsky.social and Killer Antz a psyop!

Not that hot a take, but Chicken Breasts suck.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Drank a few of these at The Cellar before Metallica at Lane because they were trying to get rid of them.

Look, who amongst us hasn't posted a picture thinking it was a doctor and then told we were mistaken?

I haven't seen this much discussion of Helmets in the Netherlands since the Red Bull drama last year about what Marko departing the team would mean for Max Verstappen's future.

Well, that sucks for Waldichuck. Hope it's not serious

Rules

I know who I'm betting on in the future

Hell yeah early voting! Vote "Yes" Virginia!

The astronauts should be allowed to sit on the ship deck and sip a cold beer watching the sunset. They shouldn't have to be walking around already

I was restricted from watching The Simpsons at first. When I got the trading cards, my mom took a magic marker and crossed out the swears, like "Hell"

Anderson Cooper basically just asked do it smell crazy in there. The astronauts are confirming that yes, it do indeed smell crazy in there.

I don't remember this part of Red Dead Redemption 2

Hell yeah!

Pretty amazing that they're getting this tracking shot

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

"Repeat, Tower? I didn't copy"

Fortune Cookie absolutely does not know what it is to be a fan of sports.

WSJ is reporting that $4 gas is here to stay.

Doesn't look like this one works this way, but when you figured out that the SS50 had the same threading as a 20oz bottle of water, you suddenly were no longer attached to the hose as a home base.