Lil Jon did the halftime for Baltimore after also doing the Macy's parade. Busy day for the guy.

Oh, that's a touchback

OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

Hot take: the only city that should do the national anthem before their games is Baltimore.

Bullshit! Hate being right!

Beethoven 9 in 2nd?! Pandemonium! We're on shambles! Oakcrest School can't keep getting away with this!

@danrubenstein.solidverbal.com Dvorak 9, 2nd movement just started

The Sun blinding Cowboys receivers at home will never not be funny

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to: Phish Metallica Elliott Smith Ween Dave Matthews Band

Not what I would have done but that's why it's his job and not mine. Wow

Packers turtling with a small lead? Drink

Bump

TO called before the false start? Woooooow

PI just not going to get called today I guess

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

This is practicing buyout excellence

Got to my destination. Time to bourbon.

Baritone players when they hear the term "horn angle"

Good luck to all of the first time hosts this year. You've got this!

Mama mia!

On the road and it's a long enough drive where we're doing the rear seat movie for the kids. Both wanted UHF. Hearing them laugh back there is what I'm thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving! If you're looking for some background music to prepping for the day, WETA is doing its Classical Countdown and is in the top 25 now, so bangers only from now until tonight. weta.org/player

Remember everyone: The city dump may be closed on Thanksgiving. Plan accordingly.

Challenge accepted.

I'm not posting the link because of the Little Drummer Boy Challenge starting soon, but I listened to the Jessica and Ashley Simpson version from For the Watercooler @mattscalici.bsky.social @cwdarney.bsky.social @alexmcdaniel.co It gets more unhinged as it goes on It's wonderful.

I'm so happy that there are so many uncle stories in the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social A bounty of bears in human form.

Incredibley dumb that we're moving to a two price system like Thailand

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? He'll get there eventually...

Could you not yell?! Please don't yell around Baby!

post a famous bathroom scene

It begins

I'm glad that @thekeyplay.bsky.social has always been ahead of the discourse and required people to show their preferences in their profiles. #TeamPie

I made this abomination during the Georgia-TCU National Championship document the experience with a photo series that I sent to Channel 6. They didn't do anything with it and they didn't finish the cookbook. There's so much cheese in it.

Penn State to hire Scott Satterfield confirmed, @actioncookbook.com

Man, I dunno how this little jankbot got Taranchula to write his theme song! Dark is the day, in-freakin-deed!

A movie that takes place where you're from

I've made the apple pie bourbon before and it hits the spot.

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OKAY OKAY FINE, GOD 🌝 submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to [email protected] do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!

Watching American Revolution ep2 instead of football. I don't need the Panthers or 9ers right now.

If you haven't cut yourself putting a PC together, your tech wasn't advanced enough.

IMPORTANT

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

#Comics #Bluey #MST3k

Your Hand in Mine for the SNF intro package still gives me feels

I'm hearing reports from intrepid reporter @actioncookbook.com that Cal fired Justin Wilcox because they have interest in hiring Scott Satterfield.

Oh goody. More Giants Lions

Woke up to the plank news. I really stayed up for nothing, huh?