Ryan Reynolds is one of many strategic celebrity investors in Alpine. Guy Fieri is one of many strategic celebrity investors in Legacy Motor Club. But what random strategic celebrity investor do YOU want to see in racing? Because I'm thinking my answer is Maynard James Keenan

Can science explain to me why the cats always decide to crash out during my designated recording days??? I've penciled in like four hours of video time, you have all been so wonderful, why is NOW the time in which you must hoot n holler

guy with basically no teeth vs. guy with chronic back injury: who will win

Have you ever wondered what you should bring to the track during your first weekend as a motorsport journalist? Let me help: deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.com/p/aspiring-j...

New YouTube video! This week I'm looking at Zeltweg, the air strip that hosted the first-ever Austrian Grand Prix!

My mom and I got a fancy French dinner last night. I ate the leftovers for dinner tonight. I will be thinking about this for the rest of my life

pretty neat that Slate magazine has a truck now

New YouTube video! This week I'm looking at Zeltweg, the air strip that hosted the first-ever Austrian Grand Prix!

If you told me in 2014 when I was eagerly awaiting the start of the 2014 Beijing ePrix from my armchair at my desk in Austin, Texas that this silly little electric racing series would one day be coming to COTA, I simply would not have believed it was possible

Before hardcards and plastic credentials, officials at the #Indy500 were pinpointed thanks to their armbands… and I got my hands on one from 1937. #motorsporthistory #aaa #indianapolis500

Two momma deer have brought their babies to frolic in the yard this morning and it has brought me a peace I did not even know was possible

I’m so glad the Pikes Peak hill climb still exists, it feels like something you’d read about online and think “I can’t believe they used to let people do that” but you can still attend it and see people set records.

if there's one thing about me, it's that I stay making soup

I almost feel jealous of people who get to hear Van Halen for the first time because of stuff like this. I imagine it must be like hearing the voice of god

This is a man who has been in better wrecks with more important people in more glamorous places. You can't tell him nothin

It took Kevin Magnussen one (1) Cup race to get the full Noah Gragson experience

Bart is definitely interested but there are too many spices for baby boys

I watched the first stage, cooked an elaborate dinner with the occasional peek at a restart, and sat down for the final 5 laps and I think that was the best possible way to have watched this race

Chris and I screaming SIX SEVEN at the top of our lungs rn

IT IS HEIM TIME

I'm still lowkey annoyed no one wanted to buy ANY of the pitches I submitted for this race bc what do you MEAN there's no interest in a cultural analysis of military pageantry in motorsport in light of [gestures at everything]

Did y'all know Chris Buescher is from Prosper, Texas

Someone get Adam Alexander some hot lemon ginger tea

It's insane how the racing gods saw Alex Palou make his annual mistake and were like "don't worry, bud, we'll take care of this"

That Nation's Dumbest game show sounds insane?? "Actually it's funny and charming that you can't read" like what?????

David Malukas has made being Gen Z his entire personality

"let's talk about feet" ok Townsend

Every single one of the cats is crashing out this morning which has resulted in me having to separate half of em and sit with the group in the spare bedroom. But all I can hear from the living room is scrabbling feet and collisions with the walls and I almost don't even want to know what's going on

Having an American flag paint scheme definitely breaks flag code, but I think it should be considered an EXTRA violation of flag code to cause damage to your car with an American flag paint scheme

I appreciate the gentleman who knew he was capable of hopping the fence onto the track at any time, declined to do so during the first red flag, and then waited another 30 minutes in a SECOND red flag to take a moment to chat with Sheldon Creed. Talk about a responsible use of power

Me trying to Irish goodbye the function

Maurice The Cow

like attracts like

It was too early to start dinner during the previous NASCAR red flag so I began my process after I watched the restart. Very glad Mister NASCAR heard my plea and gave us another red while I'm finishing up so I can see the end!

The San Diego track reminds me of the Brooklyn Formula E track. Put nas cars on the Brooklyn Formula E track

I discovered you can sort your Instagram likes from oldest to newest and I'm proud to report that the first photo I ever liked was Jean-Eric Vergne sitting next to Pastor Maldonado on a flight

Does anyone know how to prevent your cats from punching the poo that the automatic litter box is in the process of disposing or is this just going to be an inevitable element of my life

The FIA is the big dog in charge of most major forms of international motorsport… but how did this organization actually get started? #fia #formula1 #motorsport

The cats were conspicuously quiet and did not come to greet me when I woke up this morning. Turns out they discovered a scorpion that they were batting back and forth 🥴

Big Bart News: he has begun to seek me out for after dinner snuggles instead of running away when I come near him

sleepy beepys

San Diego is like if the Nurburgring was a street circuit in America

The NASCAR Cup Series Chews Cone, brought to you by BlueChew

Joseph got some cone-free time to have a bath but decided he wanted Maurice to do it for him instead

Crunchmaster Supreme says no work shall be done today

#OnThisDay , Charlotte Motor Speedway hosted its very first #NASCAR race!

Mario Andretti talked to me in depth about danger, masculinity, and motorsport: open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...

Thank you to Brian Molko for introducing 15-year-old me to "dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OjF...