new guy just dropped

he's gotta use my hand as a pillow or else he can't nap

Ethan "James" Hunt

racers used to know the proper inseam for shorts

hello, hi, WHOMST is wearing the 'Bama shirt at the 1982 F1 drivers' strike in Kyalami???????

I was hoping to get a lil snack but I made the critical error of turning on the heated blanket with Pizza around

I tucked him in as a joke but he's just staying there

I would like to hear your low-stakes resolution(s) for the new year. My resolution is getting a library card and also leaving the house for an enjoyable outing twice a month.

I love the holidays because it continues to unearth the greatest memories. On deck today: - we got a 64 inch pizza - my sister being lifted off the ground when a camel boy her hood

Lunch succumbed to the irresistible siren song of the green cushion

MAOW

quadruple feature on deck today

13 years ago today, my family completed a challenge we still talk about today: the whataburger decaburger

POV: you're gettin bopped

stacks of babies everywhere

If I could have dinner with two people, alive or dead, I would choose George Russell and Enzo Ferrari just to listen to them yell at each other

It's the part of the holiday where my brother shows us his favorite videos on his phone except he dropped his phone into my sugar cookies on Sunday and it broke and now he has to plug a mouse into it to use

yes

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, happy December 25th to all who do not 🎄

they are waiting for santa

*Van Halen intensifies*

he is pretending he does not want my roast but I know that roast is all he's thinking about

my favorite holiday tradition is pulling up an inflation calculator to see how much the folks in our favorite Christmas classics were spending on the holidays

a tale of two Beezus'

THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

Merry Christmas Eve to all who celebrate, including these babies who are angry that they haven't been fed yet

Man, I really love my Organ and Chimes at Christmas record! I wonder what other similar records I can purchas- OH

I sometimes forget that most people do not see Bibendum 5-10 times a year. Really, the main perk of this industry.

y'all remember Zachary Claman de Melo

bring back sock garters for men

There are babies everywhere for those with the eyes to see

You got games on your jandolfini?

INCOMING: Joseph Bee

@stabbyabby.bsky.social I found the sleepytime extra tea today. excited to report back about my snooze

🚨 TIMELINE CLEANSE 🚨 your honor they love each other

This actually gives me some hope: art will still be made by humans, because at the end of the day those of us making it are doing it for ourselves and not others. I have a ton of stuff in sketchbooks and on iPads that I’ll never share, and I’ll keep making more. For me.

Every "I need AI to create art because I might not otherwise be able to do it" reeks of entitlement. wdym you want the reward of the payoff without putting in any amount of dedication to cultivating or translating your creative vision

snek

Good morning! Who's up for a little retrospective on 2025? deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.com/p/deadly-pas...

We have finally completed the Lil Feeties ornament collection to include our two latest guys

🚨 TIMELINE CLEANSE 🚨 Christmas Slider

Saddened to learn that Gerald Donaldson is no longer with us. Gerry was a kind colleague and talented author who wrote several #F1 books that instantly became classics. #RIPGerry

absolutely incredible take

When I was in high school I really loved Placebo so naturally I hand painted a shirt that read NANCY BOY in big glittery letters and my Spanish teacher asked what it meant so obviously I explained the actual meaning. Looking back someone should have put me down

no paparazzi please

Santa drinks milk and so do Indy 500 winners. That means Santa has taken a victory at the Indianapolis 500 Mile Sweepstakes. In this essay I will-

Great summary of the NASCAR family business comprised of family businesses. Also, Jordan Bianchi can’t let his feet touch hotel carpet 😭