We asked several NASCAR drivers to read from the 2007 NASCAR romance novels, being Valentine's-Day weekend and all. Prepare for 200-mph, high octane passion ❤️ Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

"F-CK DYNASTY" – a look back at some of NASCAR's most memorable profanity-laced moments. Please read this sh-t by clicking the link below. 🤬 substack.com/@nascarcasm/...

Hey keselowski how's that RFK Racing Castrol Ford walking cane handling today #NASCAR

Me on my flight to Orlando praying to several deities that two Disney adults do not sit next to me #NASCAR #Daytona500

Crucial preseason prep. See you all in Daytona.

The worst Super Bowl for Drake since last year's Super Bowl I guess

Years ago I learned that you can enjoy something without understanding every word. Great show. #SuperBowl #BadBunny

Two bobsleds racing on the track at the same time

Dario Franchitti and Cleetus McFarland at CRAFTSMAN Truck Series orientation

So Ryan Preece won a batsh*t-insane Cook Out Clash and received several (very fake) text messages afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

I didn't know how I'd feel when The Roval went away but it's very much the same feeling as when Garth Brooks decided that Chris Gaines was no more

We're still getting the Clash before GTA6. Stop whining.

The Clash is delayed because of snow. But drivers took advantage of said snow and did epic stuff. A recap of how NASCAR drivers spent their snow day, click below. Chris Buescher is insane, that's all I'll say. substack.com/@nascarcasm/...

🚨 BIG NEWS – THE NASCAR FANTASY DUMPSTER FIRE LEAGUE IS BACK OPEN AND THE WINNERS GET FREE STUFF 🚨 The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back. Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...

At this time after the conclusion of the #Rolex24 please allow all drivers to return to their ramshackle 1970s sleeper vans parked near the paddock and sleep because they'll soon be awoken by a call from a dysfunctional F1 team looking for a driver

At 12 p.m. EST the DaleGauge™️ snowfall total appears to be above the bridge of the nose and approaching the eyes. Stay tuned for updates. #NASCAR

A new IMSA driver rating for people like myself who have no racing experience but feel capable of driving a race car slowly around the track during a six-hour FCY so the actual drivers can conserve energy. Tin. It will be Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze and Tin. #Rolex24

Last time I went to the #Rolex24, I was standing in Victory Lane. Scott Dixon opened the box and said "Hey, it's a Rolex!" to Ryan Briscoe, completely ruining the surprise for Briscoe. One of the rudest things I've ever seen.

What if this whole thing was merely an intricate plan to practice driver swaps at Daytona. WHAT IF. #Rolex24

There is nothing more perfect than the topic of discussion turning to #F1 and the broadcast immediately cutting to a Ferrari having a miserable time #Rolex24

A vet visit with Rooster to address some behavorial issues has led to me being able to say this sentence with 100-percent honesty: "My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."

If you don't know 2026 NASCAR Hall of Fame inductee Harry Gant, allow us to introduce you to Harry Gant - NASCAR's very first thirst trap. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

The Slight Albeit Noteworthy Correlation Between Curt Cignetti and Cole Pearn 🏈🚗 (Two individuals whose leadership led to dramatic turnarounds for their respective teams) READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

This happened over at the other place

THE CHASE IS SO BACK. So we took a look back and chose our five favorite Chase moments from the past, in absolutely no particular order. Read below👇 open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

THE CHASE: (Returns) JIMMIE JOHNSON: (Sprinting to Charlotte to declare he's full time again)

Jimmie's first championship. NASCAR's first web site. A pace car being stolen. A list of anniversaries we'll be celebrating in 2026. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Which drivers have you met at the track? I've met Smoke, Kurt Busch, McMurray and Petty. #NASCAR

There are two kinds of people on New Year's Eve

Trevor Lawrence vs. Philip Rivers

Once in the Indy 500 Social Garage, someone told me "Based on your tweets...I don't know, I thought you'd be fatter."

Wifey had to answer the call of "Is there a medical practitioner on board?" call. Over the mid-Atlantic she brought passed-out passenger back to consciousness. She amazed me, as I stood rows away like "Um...yeah if you need a tweet about this or anything I'm here in 31L."

I hear this new pope likes the White Sox so

Basking in the splendor of architectural Peyronie's Disease

When I saw "Titanic," we're at that scene where Jack Dawson is sketching the completely naked Rose. The camera zooms in on young Rose, then dissolves into the 90-something, present day Rose and begins zooming back out. Someone audibly says "Oh God - PLEASE be clothed."

Hello from Morocco

POWER RANKINGS: The top ten best animated GIFs from the 2025 NASCAR season CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Dear Pope Leo XIV who I don't think is on Bluesky yet - I'm sitting atop a gothic Catholic cathedral in Barcelona paying for international data in order to text taunts to people I know who went to Ohio State. Is this OK or do I need to head down to the confessional after this. Hit me back thx.

JEALOUS?

22-year-old me at the club in my new Ed Hardy V-neck as every female in the place ignores my presence

You know God forbid a guy go on a little Bel Biv Devoe kick early in the year without @Spotify deciding I need to start shopping for a f---ing reverse mortgage. DO NOT MAKE ME FEEL OLD. Connor Zilisch does that enough already. #SpotifyWrapped

Carson Hocevar cackling mid-wreck like it's a Joker origin story, and our other favorite "Radioactive" moments from the 2025 #NASCAR season. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

This parade is always like "And this next float is a tribute to our amazing oceans and marine life and this 30-foot Beluga whale is made from 8 million pieces of wet toilet paper and sponsored by Cottonelle and now performing 'Mambo No. 5' atop this magnificent creature is Lou Bega."

Like a Friendsgiving but it's with all of your enemies