Signing an autograph for a fan in St. Louis a couple of years ago. That young fan's reaction was everything.

The best driver I've ever seen. Cannot comprehend this. Hug your loved ones.

Everything happens for a reason in this case a horrible one #NASCAR

Denny Hamlin won a very bizarre All-Star Race at Dover and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

I WAS THE GOBOWLING.COM MASCOT AT WATKINS GLEN. I share the process in "Becoming Pin Man" - my first short-form documentary. Please watch this for the love of God.

QUALS OF THE F---ING CENTURY

🎳 YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: The wonderful folks at GoBowling.com allowed me to fulfill a life-long dream at Watkins Glen. I'm thrilled to share this short documentary film. Never-before-seen footage of what goes into portraying the greatest mascot of all time. Video drops Saturday.

So I went to Watkins Glen for the first time ever in my professional career of doing whatever this is, and fell in love with the place, even at it's most damp. I took some pics and made some observations. Click below to read. substack.com/@nascarcasm/...

Blatant violation of the track limits at WGI

Shane van Gisbergen won at Watkins Glen by a lot, and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

HERE TO WITNESS THE CONNOR ZILISCH REDEMPTION ARC

Just had the greatest day of my professional career. Video coming soon. #NASCAR #BecomingPinMan

I FEEL AS IF I JUST WATCHED MY SON BE BORN #NASCAR

We don't know why @WGI seems to make people do things that we really wish they wouldn't do. But it does. For the list of things that have happened at @WGI that we would prefer not happen again, click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Heading to Watkins Glen for the first time ever this weekend. Pretty excited. #NASCAR

Every year, Talladega Superspeedway sends me a random item they find in their campgrounds after race weekend is over. This year they chose violence. Without further ado, the 2026 Talladega Mystery Campground Item Unboxing.

I made the John Hunter Nemechek/Kyle Busch Twitter dispute into a song. #NASCAR

"Well hello down there little guy, what grade are you in OMG wait you're an adult, sorry."

So Chase Elliott won his second race of 2026 at Texas Motor Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Every #StarWars Day I like to share this clip of Ryan Blaney being very mean to me for no reason

Behold, David Byrne, the human serotonin boost

Your #KentuckyDerby horse name is an adjective that starts with the first letter of your last name + the type of product your favorite driver is sponsored by. Mine is Voluptuous Submarine. What is yours.

Now that there's an extremely obvious new No. 1, we power-ranked what we think are the best victory celebrations in NASCAR. Click here to read -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

"Mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy." – Sun Tzu, "The Art of War." #NASCAR #Texas

So Carson Hocevar WON AT @TALLADEGA and received several (very fake) text messages afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p... #NASCAR

There were 26 drivers involved in that wreck, and based on a commercial that just aired, statistically, at least two of them may suffer from Peyronie's Disease. #NASCAR #1in10

How could you possibly be confused #NASCAR

When you scamper across six lanes of traffic unharmed during rush hour with six acorns in your mouth

you and your buddy in the talladega infield:

This post made several people very mad over at the other place BTW

Did you know that in addition to being where Talladega Superspeedway is located, Alabama also used to be a big football state? Not many people know that. #NASCAR

Joey Logano is just always laughing. #NASCAR

A good friend is always there to remind you how many mambos there have been so far #NASCAR

So Tyler Reddick won his fifth race of the season at Kansas Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

The dog babushka has stayed on but it's basically blocking all of her peripheral vision.She almost needs a spotter.

My old pal Kaitlyn Vincie was kind enough to interview me for her #PeopleWhoRace Substack, and does an incredible job of making me sound interesting and we all know that's a lie. Read below. open.substack.com/pub/peoplewh...

Belinda has been upgraded to a dog babushka. She's a dog entering her Polish-Grandmother era. She just knitted a scarf, then asked us "Hungry?" and we said no thanks and she replied by shaking her head and saying "YOU TOO THIN, YOU EAT" and started making pierogi and beet soup.

UPDATE: Belinda Van Gogh

Sudden surgery for Belinda. Big hematoma on one of her ear flaps. It looks like a furry empanada. They'll drain it and she'll have to wear some form of velcro headgear to protect the healing ear. She's gonna look ridiculous. Can't wait to make fun of her.

With #Wrestlemania happening this weekend, here's a deep dive (OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE) At the many times the WWE and NASCAR have teamed up. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

They added a new stoplight on a road I drive down every day and a routine of habit I enjoyed for so many years is now a whirlwind of chaos and geographic confusion that has thrown my entire existence off, as if someone decided to add an additional stair to the staircase in my home without telling me

So Ty Gibbs earned his first career Cup Series win yesterday at Bristol and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

HEY #Masters2026 viewers - if you want to see even MORE drivers suffer heavy damage, we're live at Bristol on FS1 lol

You guys I am on the greatest cruise-ship excursion ever. Everyone out there snorkeling in groups of 60 all trying to take pictures of the same sea sponge are clueless as to what they're missing.

"Well shit, where is he" - Roman Soldier