Blah blah blah Kyle Larson. The real superstar of the Larson family is she with the beer-shotgunning skills of a frat brother in a house that's on disciplinary probation. On the #NASCAR Substack, a Katelyn Larson appreciation post -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Simon & Garfunkel. Lennon & McCartney. Zilisch & Love. #NASCAR

Real

This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards

Every new Larson is awesome in their own way

If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.

Drivers that MF each other and later become teammates is actually nothing new. NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates. Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider

So William Byron won at Martinsville and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...

10 years apart

Haha hope you UCLA students enjoyed waking up at 8:30 a.m. your time on a Saturday morning to watch this. #Hoosiers

🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling. This idea was terrible.

If we can race on an island/naval base in San Diego then my dream is even closer to a reality #NASCAR

So Chase Briscoe won at Talladega and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs) DENNY HAMLIN:

🚨Is it your first time heading to Talladega this weekend? Awesome! READ THIS FIRST and prepare yourself for what you're about to enjoy/endure. BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE TALLADEGA INFIELD -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

In 1973 during a race at Talladega, a mysterious voice told Bobby Isaac "...get out...something bad is about to happen." Isaac would come to the pits, tell team owner Bud Moore to find another driver, and leave. No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.

I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road. Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

At least once a year someone asks me "Is the infield at Talladega OK for families?" The response is always the same. "It depends – how f*cked up is your family?"

I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one

Extremely fake post-race texts to Las Vegas winner Denny Hamlin. Click below to read on the #NASCAR Substack. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there

In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now

⚠️HOT TAKE⚠️ Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand. READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the Charlotte Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…

The 2025 #NASCAR season

Let's get a word with the windshield wiper on a day with zero chance of rain:

Speechless for first time in decades. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Corey Heim getting spun from the lead on lap 1

Last year at the Roval, Team Alpha Prime put my wife's name above the door on the no. 44 car for #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth. A year later, they did it again, and it's the greatest car decal I've ever seen. I am Team Alpha Prime FOR LIFE. #NASCAR

🔔 WIFEY UPDATE: She wanted to leave nothing to chance, so she got a full PET scan three weeks after her final immunothetapy treatment. My new favorite words: "PET-CT shows no evidence of metabolically active neoplasm." CANCER-FREE. I recommend getting married to your hero.

On the #NASCAR Substack (WHICH YOU SHOULD SUBSCRIBE TO), a look at other memorable wall rides throughout NASCAR's history. Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Hey gamers who thought "At least when I'm playing NASCAR 25 I can have a race without his insufferable sh*posts ruining my day and polluting my soul" I HAVE THE WORST POSSIBLE NEWS LOL

So Chase Elliott won a stunner at @kansasspeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…

When the person behind you in the drive thru is laying on the horn while you're ordering Arby's for the entire office

Kyle Larson's victory margin at Kansas was record-setting but Chase Elliott's was nice also #NASCAR

Chase Elliott watching all the Toyotas in front of him

I feel like this all the time

There is no moment in professional sports that is more sadistically enjoyable than teammates throwing hands at each other. A few memorable teammate battles you may not know about. Click below to read. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

If you can hear your spotter at @NHMS you can hear him Loudon clear. The plan is to delete this if I don't get raptured.

Here on the second day of fall to put you in the mood for a pumpkin spice latte 🎃🍂

I'm standing outside JGR during the competition meeting and nothing seems out of the ordi

So Ryan Blaney won the race at New Hampshire and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…#NASCARAR

"I just beat your favorite driver LOL just kidding come on Coach that was good."

This meme was good for like 60 laps before Josh Berry ruined everything

The Magic