Belgium has never won the Daytona 500

So Chase Briscoe won the race at Chicagoland Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Hey Chicago, Indiana now owns your race track in addition to your football team

Core Chicagoland Speedway memory: Saw the Allison brothers and my wife asks for a pic. She gets between them. I start to take the picture. Bobby: "Hold on, let's turn around so the sun ain't behind us." Donnie: "What the HELL kind of photographer are you?" Pic turned out great.

On the @wgnradio.bsky.social this morning discussing all things NASCAR at Chicagoland Speedway and how my state of residence is about to steal their football team

I volunteered one day of free manual labor to Chicagoland Speedway to help one of my favorite tracks get racing-ready for this weekend. They made me scrub urinals. Urinals that haven't been used in seven years. Some other stuff too. Click below for a video. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Chase van Brisbergen

Hey, Shane van Gisbergen won at @RaceSonoma and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Even closed captions doing Connor Zilisch dirty these days

You've already seen the amazing images captured throughout @NASCARSanDiego weekend. So here are some very average iPhone photos, along with my observations from walking around and soaking it all in. A FIRST-TIMER'S CORONADO OBSERVATIONS, CLICK BELOW -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Bruno - the only Marine you can boop

So Corey Heim won the race as Naval Base Coronado and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

When God closes a door, he opens a pit wall

what cruise line is this

Ha yeah hey Monaco we'll see your bajillion-dollar yachts and raise you whatever this is. ADVANTAGE THIS. #NASCARSanDiego #NASCAR

The biggest vibe whiplash in NASCAR history when it's "WHERE WE TRAIN TO KILL OR APPREHEND HIGH-LEVEL TARGETS IN HIGH-RISK COVERT OPERATIONS VIA LAND, SEA OR AIR" this weekend and "Sir, one more Grenache Noir and brie/camembert plate" next weekend.

See y'all in San Diego in a few. Legit can't wait - another fun weekend with the Navy Strike Group awaits. Swing by their awesome activation near the S/F line grandstands and say hello. Yes, that's a basketball hoop at the gate, this is Indiana. #NASCAR

By just slowing the audio down to about half speed, you can turn any Jimmie Johnson interview into a Jimmie Johnson 24 Hours of LeMans interview

#NASCAR #SanDiego

So Denny Hamlin won yet again at Pocono Raceway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack, and subscribe while you're there -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Me en route to San Diego

Please watch my sim-assisted pitch for why removing maybe ten feet of wall in a heavy braking zone at San Diego is a good idea

So Denny Hamlin won at Michigan and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards. Click below to read them 👇🏻 open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

🚨 PRE-RACE READING 🚨 We spoke with John, the awesome and possibly overserved dude in the background of the Nashville pre-race show. Learn how he achieved such a legendary cameo. CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

🚨 HUGE NEWS 🚨 The sozzled gentleman that delighted us all when he positioned himself in the background of the Nashville pre-race show? I interviewed him. Wait until you hear about his day that led up to his star-making appearance. Holy cow. Dropping soon.

When you're still way drunk from the night before but can't miss the 8 a.m. Teams meeting

Tell us about your brake rotors at Nashville:

It was a privilege

When you hear a very clear "F-CK" on the in-car audio and the broadcast team doesn't apologize for it #NASCAR #CocaCola600

Let's cut to Morgan Wallen celebrating #Indy500

KFB

Signing an autograph for a fan in St. Louis a couple of years ago. That young fan's reaction was everything.

The best driver I've ever seen. Cannot comprehend this. Hug your loved ones.

Everything happens for a reason in this case a horrible one #NASCAR

Denny Hamlin won a very bizarre All-Star Race at Dover and received several (very fake) texts afterwards. Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

I WAS THE GOBOWLING.COM MASCOT AT WATKINS GLEN. I share the process in "Becoming Pin Man" - my first short-form documentary. Please watch this for the love of God.

QUALS OF THE F---ING CENTURY