Aleks Lynne
@aleksmlynne.bsky.social
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Max Chilton led 47 laps of the 2017 Indianapolis 500.
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Can you believe I was the only goth bitch at the local minor league baseball game last night?
7 months ago
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My only 2 options are Olde Western Brothel Worker or 1940s Sunday School Teacher. There's just no inbetween.
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about 2 hours ago
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The amount of betrayal I feel when a shirt/dress from the plus size clothing store doesn't fit is so soul crushing. My boobs are too big for the store that purposefully makes big clothes for big bitches????? Oh, ok!!!
about 2 hours ago
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To celebrate they should restock the fucking slinky dog headbands at the parks.
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about 4 hours ago
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First day back at work. Sucks.
about 7 hours ago
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Ok I did miss this about California. A burrito the size of my head
2 days ago
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Being driven to the airport against my will
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3 days ago
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Messing up all the tv algorithms before I leave
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4 days ago
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M&M (me &
@mearn.me
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4 days ago
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Showing up early to get barricade for the Country Bear Jamboree
6 days ago
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Tryna get a photo of the Disney Christmas Tree but a certain Vice President just died...
6 days ago
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Telling the woman who works in the Star Wars park where all the Gonk Droids are located because I instinctually sniffed them all out immediately like a blood hound.
7 days ago
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Mearn (offseason)
7 days ago
At the Mearn Pavilion
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I almost cried
7 days ago
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My favorite Disney property, Aerosmith!!
7 days ago
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THERE WERE NO CARS
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8 days ago
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Not a muppet! Or a Mummy!
@mearn.me
8 days ago
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They gave me a hunting license to shoot ETs (I didn't listen to the pre-ride video)
8 days ago
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I got jumpscared by the Cat in the Hat ride
8 days ago
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Texting my brother at Margaritaville
8 days ago
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Brendan Fraser was in there
8 days ago
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ACAB does include the Suessian police force :/
8 days ago
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Having my first Arby's
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9 days ago
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9 days ago
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When NASCAR 25 just came out but so did Hello Kitty Island Adventure DLC
@mearn.me
10 days ago
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Honey, I Shrunk Germany
11 days ago
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Legally distinct NOT Chris Hemsworth
11 days ago
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I cannot stress enough how distraught this poor woman was
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11 days ago
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Eating with his little hands like it's a corn on the cob
11 days ago
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That's just Spyro's cousin
11 days ago
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Asking all the cast members in Epcot France which is the restaurant where the rat cooks the food
11 days ago
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He is patiently waiting to ride the Haunted Mansion
12 days ago
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The 4 genders
13 days ago
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Love this little freak
13 days ago
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It's never gonna be Marco's year ever again 😔
13 days ago
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In case anyone was wondering, Hulu lets you download episodes of Gilmore Girls to your iPad, but Netflix does not for some reason
15 days ago
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Tonight's Girl Dinner is popcorn with Everything Bagel Seasoning and Parmesan. I HIGHLY recommend
17 days ago
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There's never been a sleepier dog !
18 days ago
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Every Ulta within a 50 mile radius of me is sold out of every brand's fairest porcelain shade foundation. This is a crime against goth girls. During OUR month no less?
19 days ago
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The way I just maneuvered my car into the only available pump at the gas station so cool and good, I bet everyone else here is talking about how cool and good it was
19 days ago
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I'm the guy whose job it is to contact celebrities to set up these interviews, it's so fucking hard, you wouldn't believe it. I don't know why no one is answering my calls!
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20 days ago
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What do you mean they made a second Stevie Nicks Barbie and it again sold out in minutes. I'm gonna lose my mind.
20 days ago
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I could write multiple novels
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22 days ago
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She's a bookworm!
23 days ago
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The only amount of soup I'm capable of making is Too Much Soup
23 days ago
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Time for the yearly Frankenstein rewatch. Time for the yearly reminder of how hot Colin Clive was
23 days ago
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Just saw my best friend on the tv
@elizablackstock.bsky.social
23 days ago
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Obsessed with this woman on Love is Blind who wants to a trad wife who stays at home and NOT do the dishes or clean the house or cook, and then told her future husband he needs to make enough money to pay for her Botox too
24 days ago
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Sometimes dinner is just 2 bagels
27 days ago
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The funniest thing is I NEVER wear this shirt. Haven't worn in for maybe a year. I saw it in the back of my closet today and it called to me like the green goblin mask, little did I know!
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28 days ago
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Having such a bad day I've broken out in eczema under my eyes from crying so much 🙃 but unfortunately having a full mental breakdown while wearing an Anakin Skywalker shirt is in fact extremely funny
28 days ago
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