I would like Noel Fielding to read me the ingredients of multiple dishes before bed every night.

One stipulation of the Nascar settlement is that I be appointed to the position of Chief Hype Officer.

I had forgotten about this sponsorship combo. We need Sun Drop back in Indycar.

I've been telling you all that Bobby Hillin Jr was looking to make a comeback with the #8!!

This number sucks

Can't wait to see @tufftitty.bsky.social's favorite driver Jade Buford back in the #48 car

I wanna see Yuki at Dale Coyne next year and they take him to a Sonny's BBQ to experience brisket w/ mac n cheese

Hell yeah Gateway Dome Nationals

The good ol days of wrestling. When you could also have monster trucks.

The Deftones lead guitarist had a Tony Stewart guitar in 2006 lol.

I'll release the results of my Spotify Wrapped in 7 to 15 business days.

The people in Silicon Valley that Justin Marks is using

Remember when ESPN's RPM2Night had Rece Davis as its host?

The person who I pray to every night before bed:

Look at Matt Kenseth go

Found a gem in the family storage unit today.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Lynyrd Skynyrd Yellowcard Blink 182 Angels n Airwaves The Offspring

The Coca Cola Christmas truck commercial looks like shit. Fuck AI, use real trucks you fucks

Legal?? I sure hope they are!

What if there was a Polar Seltzer flavor called Buckcherry, because it has cocaine and will make you all lit up again

I bet whoever uploaded this release is in trouble this morning...nothing on the Rahal social media accounts yet and it's already been taken down.

Thinking about flying to Turkey just to try this

The 2028 Indycar chassis has been leaked and it's available at Walmart.

Hey @iracing.com , please scan the Baja 1000 course, all 854 miles of it. Thank you

Hunter-Reay in the 4th McLaren for Indy 2026 does nothing IMO. He'll run better than Nolan tho!

Cort

The real #3

Remember when Honda spent like $50+ million to keep Sato in F1 for 2006? They should do that for Yuki, but spend $50 million on an Indycar team.

I'd rather fuck on than fuck off

I love the band Smogdads

Bring these cars back and put a halo on them

I don't even know who the defensive coordinator is of the Bengals, but he should be fired

This is what will bring the fans back to Nascar. Ditch the nextgen and run RVs

JRM sure shit the bed huh.

Hey @patricklindsey.bsky.social

What if zip code was renamed ass code

William Byron 🤝 some D list actor flying to a comic con

Marcooooo. I guess he never wanted to, but I thought he could've had one good sports car career if he chose that path.

If LSU needs a head coach, I've got many years of coaching in the EA Sports games and I only require $2 million a year in salary.

Yeah well, when I'm President, that new ballroom is becoming an NBA regulation-sized basketball court. So pencil me in for 2028. Go-kart track tbd

Kash just wants to shoot hoops with his favorite player and this is the only way he knows how to do it.

I want this framed and hung in my bathroom.

If Casey Mears doesn't win today, @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social told me that he will eat a tub of cream cheese live on twitch.

I hate this number. The 0 is "plenty wide" as Husby would say.

If Frankie Muniz wins today, we get the Miracle in Lane 2 sequel.

Remember that Inside Sim Racing show? Whatever happened to that girl

The Bengals defense

He's back and he bought a Tesla

Women don't like the vehicle